Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 18~~ ( Chapter 18 )
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By: queenhinata 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.13.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 310 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.13.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 310 | Status: Work In Progress
: Chapter 18 :
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Warning: strange OOC.
A/n: Thanx for the reviews! You guys should check this story out. Its really awesome! The title is Remorse is the for Dead by MeatwaD9021. Anyway...
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Lil Woof Woof and Deidara stopped talking about dirty mature topics.
"Can we go yet?" Naruto asked. Sakura smacked him on the head.
"Stop doing that! Sakura, Sasuke-teme is right! You are annoying!" Naruto yelled, shocking everyone. Sakura stood next to Naruto with her mouth wide open.
"Holy shit. The pink-haired ho just got shredded!" Lil Woof Woof yelled.
"Shut up, mutt!" Sakura screamed to Lil Woof Woof.
She said to Naruto "Naruto, don't you still like me?" He shook his head.
"No. You're so mean to me and nice to Sasuke-teme," Naruto cried.
"What?! But....I'm pretty....and...cute....and....please Naruto!" Sakura begged.
"Why? But you're always flirting with Sasuke-teme and now Gaara. I'm not that dense....wait what does dense mean?" Naruto said. Deidara sweatdropped.
"You're a stupid boy, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Huh? No I'm smarter than Sasuke-teme! I see him getting close to Hinata-chan!" Naruto yelled while pointing at Sasuke.
"Naruto. Its rude to point." I said.
"No its not. See-" Naruto was interrupted by the pink-haired bitch.
"Will you people...and mutt..pay attention to ME!" Sakura wailed and then kicked Naruto.
"Shut up, annoying brat. You are a slow, child. The point is he don't want you. So. Get. Over. It!" Lil Woof Woof explained.
"Yeah." No, Deidara didn't say that. Naruto did.
"Fine! Sasuke-kun! You know you're so hot and cute and awesome and-" Sakura was interrupted.
"Sakura. I know all of that. And I don't want you. I have a...girlfriend." Sasuke said. He blushed when he said girlfriend. Tears started to pour down Sakura's face.
"Gaara......Kiba....Lil Woof Woof......Deidara.......toothbrush." Sakura rabbled. Gaara gave her a glare. Kiba shook his head. Lil Woof Woof peed on Sakura's left foot. Deidara said "Yeah right." The toothbrush shook it bristles.
"No one loves me!" Sakura screamed and started crying.
"Here's a pie." Kisame said and threw it at her face.
"Well its time for you guys to go. We had our fun." Itachi stated.
"Of course, if you want to have REAL fun. Then you can stay and we can play. Yeah." Deidara said. Let me think about that for a moment. NO.
"Thats okayyy, Deidara. We'll leave." I said.
"No! Lets stay. And eat more ramen and play." Naruto demanded. Naruto doesn't know what Deidara means by play. But it doesn't matter. Deidara doesn't like boys like Naruto.
"Never mind. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Lets use the teleportation car." Kisame suggested.
"To the Dawnmobile!" Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi yelled. Then they started running to the Akatsuki garage. We followed to see a car. It has red clouds on it. To give you a image of the car looks like, think Lamborghini. But bigger. Everyone got in.
"1....2.....3....Akatsuki!" Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara yelled. Next to I know, I'm in Suna.
"First stop, Suna! Gaara here's your stop." Kisame said.
"Whatever. Bye Hinata." Gaara said. He started to get out the Dawnmobile. Before he could get out our sight, I gave him a bear hug.
"Bye Gaara!" I said and waved. Sasuke glared at Gaara.
"Next stop, Konoha." Itachi said.
---A moment later---
"Bye Hinata! I'm going to miss you sooo much. Bye Sasuke and Lil Woof Woof. Yeah. Yeah." Deidara said while squeezing the life out of me.
"Bye." Kisame said. I kicked him.
"Bye Lil Woof Woof. Bye Hinata. Bye little brother. Make sure you two have a FUN time." Itachi hinted.
"Heyyy. What about us?" Kiba asked. The only who responsed to Kiba was Kisame. Who coughed up a fish ball...on Kiba's shoe.
"Yeah. You Akatsuki members are so rude. And mean. And stinky. And I want ramen." Naruto said.
"Sasuke-kun. Say goodbye to your brother. At least hug him." I whispered to him.
"No." Sasuke said. I pushed him towards his brother ,but instead he went in Deidara's direction.
"You want a hug, Sasuke! Oh you're soo cute!" Deidara screamed while hugging Sasuke.
"Haha! Sasuke-teme and Deidara sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Naruto yelled.
"Let go." Sasuke said.
"No. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Yes." Sasuke demanded.
"No. Yeah." Deidara insisted.
"Deidara. Let's go." Kisame demanded. Deidara kissed Sasuke's cheek.
"Bye! Yeah." Deidara said. The three Akatsuki members got into their Damnmobile and teleported back to the Akatsuki lair.
"Heyyy! Guys do you want to hear the ramen song?!" Naruto asked.
"I have to go home and cry about how horrible my life is." Sakura said and walked off with dry tears on her face.
"I need to go home with Lil Woof Woof." Kiba said.
"Its my home, you dog crap. You bark bark. Bark bark." Lil Woof Woof said.
"Yes. You're back to being Akamaru. Lets go, Akamaru." Kiba said. They both walked off.
"No, dobe." Sasuke said. Naruto looked at me with pleading eyes.
"No. But how about we go eat some....ramen?" As soon as I said that, Naruto started jumping up and down.
"Ra-men! Ra-men! Ra-men!" Naruto chanted. We ran to Ichiraku.
"Hi Naruto. What can I get you?" Teuchi, the owner of Ichiraku asked.
"I would like 3 miso ramen, 2 shoyu ramen, and 2 hakata ramen. Please!" Naruto ordered.
"I would like 1 miso ramen." I ordered.
"4 rice balls for me." Sasuke said.
"Right up." Teuchi said.
"Do you think I should have given Sakura another chance?" Naruto asked while looking down at his hands.
"NO." I said.
"She's annoying. Thats a good enough answer." Sasuke said.
"Oh...so...Hinata would you go out with me?" Naruto asked. He looks so hopeful. Sasuke glared at him.
"Naruto." Sasuke growled.
"Uh....err...i don't think thats a good.....idea....aww don't look like that." I said.
"Here you go." Ayumi, Teuchi's daughter, said.
"Ooo what do I see here. Hello miss thang. What your name? Can I buy you a drink?" A man with white hair popped up behind me.
"Hi pervy sage. Whats up?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto. I'm busy. So cutie, whats your name?" Jiraiya asked again.
"My name is Hinata Hyuga." I stated.
"Why do you care, you perverted sicko?" Sasuke asked.
"Shush. You know you are a fine young lady." Jiraiya stated while rubbing my arm.
"Thanks. Now...stop touching me." I said. Jiraiya winked his eye. I started eating my ramen.
"You know honey, we can play and have fun." Jiraiya said and he lended in close to my face.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Warning: strange OOC.
A/n: Thanx for the reviews! You guys should check this story out. Its really awesome! The title is Remorse is the for Dead by MeatwaD9021. Anyway...
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Lil Woof Woof and Deidara stopped talking about dirty mature topics.
"Can we go yet?" Naruto asked. Sakura smacked him on the head.
"Stop doing that! Sakura, Sasuke-teme is right! You are annoying!" Naruto yelled, shocking everyone. Sakura stood next to Naruto with her mouth wide open.
"Holy shit. The pink-haired ho just got shredded!" Lil Woof Woof yelled.
"Shut up, mutt!" Sakura screamed to Lil Woof Woof.
She said to Naruto "Naruto, don't you still like me?" He shook his head.
"No. You're so mean to me and nice to Sasuke-teme," Naruto cried.
"What?! But....I'm pretty....and...cute....and....please Naruto!" Sakura begged.
"Why? But you're always flirting with Sasuke-teme and now Gaara. I'm not that dense....wait what does dense mean?" Naruto said. Deidara sweatdropped.
"You're a stupid boy, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Huh? No I'm smarter than Sasuke-teme! I see him getting close to Hinata-chan!" Naruto yelled while pointing at Sasuke.
"Naruto. Its rude to point." I said.
"No its not. See-" Naruto was interrupted by the pink-haired bitch.
"Will you people...and mutt..pay attention to ME!" Sakura wailed and then kicked Naruto.
"Shut up, annoying brat. You are a slow, child. The point is he don't want you. So. Get. Over. It!" Lil Woof Woof explained.
"Yeah." No, Deidara didn't say that. Naruto did.
"Fine! Sasuke-kun! You know you're so hot and cute and awesome and-" Sakura was interrupted.
"Sakura. I know all of that. And I don't want you. I have a...girlfriend." Sasuke said. He blushed when he said girlfriend. Tears started to pour down Sakura's face.
"Gaara......Kiba....Lil Woof Woof......Deidara.......toothbrush." Sakura rabbled. Gaara gave her a glare. Kiba shook his head. Lil Woof Woof peed on Sakura's left foot. Deidara said "Yeah right." The toothbrush shook it bristles.
"No one loves me!" Sakura screamed and started crying.
"Here's a pie." Kisame said and threw it at her face.
"Well its time for you guys to go. We had our fun." Itachi stated.
"Of course, if you want to have REAL fun. Then you can stay and we can play. Yeah." Deidara said. Let me think about that for a moment. NO.
"Thats okayyy, Deidara. We'll leave." I said.
"No! Lets stay. And eat more ramen and play." Naruto demanded. Naruto doesn't know what Deidara means by play. But it doesn't matter. Deidara doesn't like boys like Naruto.
"Never mind. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Lets use the teleportation car." Kisame suggested.
"To the Dawnmobile!" Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi yelled. Then they started running to the Akatsuki garage. We followed to see a car. It has red clouds on it. To give you a image of the car looks like, think Lamborghini. But bigger. Everyone got in.
"1....2.....3....Akatsuki!" Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara yelled. Next to I know, I'm in Suna.
"First stop, Suna! Gaara here's your stop." Kisame said.
"Whatever. Bye Hinata." Gaara said. He started to get out the Dawnmobile. Before he could get out our sight, I gave him a bear hug.
"Bye Gaara!" I said and waved. Sasuke glared at Gaara.
"Next stop, Konoha." Itachi said.
---A moment later---
"Bye Hinata! I'm going to miss you sooo much. Bye Sasuke and Lil Woof Woof. Yeah. Yeah." Deidara said while squeezing the life out of me.
"Bye." Kisame said. I kicked him.
"Bye Lil Woof Woof. Bye Hinata. Bye little brother. Make sure you two have a FUN time." Itachi hinted.
"Heyyy. What about us?" Kiba asked. The only who responsed to Kiba was Kisame. Who coughed up a fish ball...on Kiba's shoe.
"Yeah. You Akatsuki members are so rude. And mean. And stinky. And I want ramen." Naruto said.
"Sasuke-kun. Say goodbye to your brother. At least hug him." I whispered to him.
"No." Sasuke said. I pushed him towards his brother ,but instead he went in Deidara's direction.
"You want a hug, Sasuke! Oh you're soo cute!" Deidara screamed while hugging Sasuke.
"Haha! Sasuke-teme and Deidara sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Naruto yelled.
"Let go." Sasuke said.
"No. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Yes." Sasuke demanded.
"No. Yeah." Deidara insisted.
"Deidara. Let's go." Kisame demanded. Deidara kissed Sasuke's cheek.
"Bye! Yeah." Deidara said. The three Akatsuki members got into their Damnmobile and teleported back to the Akatsuki lair.
"Heyyy! Guys do you want to hear the ramen song?!" Naruto asked.
"I have to go home and cry about how horrible my life is." Sakura said and walked off with dry tears on her face.
"I need to go home with Lil Woof Woof." Kiba said.
"Its my home, you dog crap. You bark bark. Bark bark." Lil Woof Woof said.
"Yes. You're back to being Akamaru. Lets go, Akamaru." Kiba said. They both walked off.
"No, dobe." Sasuke said. Naruto looked at me with pleading eyes.
"No. But how about we go eat some....ramen?" As soon as I said that, Naruto started jumping up and down.
"Ra-men! Ra-men! Ra-men!" Naruto chanted. We ran to Ichiraku.
"Hi Naruto. What can I get you?" Teuchi, the owner of Ichiraku asked.
"I would like 3 miso ramen, 2 shoyu ramen, and 2 hakata ramen. Please!" Naruto ordered.
"I would like 1 miso ramen." I ordered.
"4 rice balls for me." Sasuke said.
"Right up." Teuchi said.
"Do you think I should have given Sakura another chance?" Naruto asked while looking down at his hands.
"NO." I said.
"She's annoying. Thats a good enough answer." Sasuke said.
"Oh...so...Hinata would you go out with me?" Naruto asked. He looks so hopeful. Sasuke glared at him.
"Naruto." Sasuke growled.
"Uh....err...i don't think thats a good.....idea....aww don't look like that." I said.
"Here you go." Ayumi, Teuchi's daughter, said.
"Ooo what do I see here. Hello miss thang. What your name? Can I buy you a drink?" A man with white hair popped up behind me.
"Hi pervy sage. Whats up?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto. I'm busy. So cutie, whats your name?" Jiraiya asked again.
"My name is Hinata Hyuga." I stated.
"Why do you care, you perverted sicko?" Sasuke asked.
"Shush. You know you are a fine young lady." Jiraiya stated while rubbing my arm.
"Thanks. Now...stop touching me." I said. Jiraiya winked his eye. I started eating my ramen.
"You know honey, we can play and have fun." Jiraiya said and he lended in close to my face.