Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 17~Get a Toothbrush and a Washcloth ( Chapter 17 )
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By: queenhinata 
Sakura's crazy and Akamaru can talk,
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.08.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 312 | Status: Work In Progress
Sakura's crazy and Akamaru can talk,
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.08.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 312 | Status: Work In Progress
:: Chapter 17 : Get a toothbrush and a washcloth
Warning: strange OOC and randomness
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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and.....I went to sleep. I was sleeping very peacefully. Until I heard barking and banging. I opened my eyes to see a kawaii sleeping Sasuke. Then the door opened.
"Yo. Sasuke-teme what are you......ok." Naruto yelled in our ears. Making Sasuke wake up.
"Urgh...dobe I was sleeping." Sasuke said, looking pissed off.
"Oooh I understand. You were sleeping with Hinata. Aww. Sasuke-teme is getting soft! Haha." Naruto said, trying to get Sasuke angry. Shit. I have a huge headache. I beat Deidara slipped something in my drink. No probably Kisame. That blue bastard.
"Shut the hell up, baka. I have a headache. So go open your ramen eating mouth somewhere else." I said. Yes. I'm still in Sasuke's lap.
"Naruto! Who are you arguing with?!" the bitch screamed. When she started walking to the closet door, I already that I would hear a lot of screaming.
"What the hell?! Slut what are you doing with MY Sasuke-kun?! I knew you were a ho from the beginning! Acting all innocent! Pretending to like the baka! I told Ino-pig! She said nooo Hinata is nice! Urgh! You are going to pay! Sasuke-kun likes me! Not you!" Sakura screamed like a retarded fan girl. Urgh! I want to shut her up so bad. Sakura has the nerve to scream this in MY face. Like I give a rat's ass about what she has to say.
"Sakura. Can you please just stop talking before bad things happen to you?" I asked calmly and quietly. But nooo she can't understand clear english.
"YOU BITCH! GET OFF OF MY SASUKE-KUN! THATS WHAT I CAN DO!" Sakura screamed for the 3rd time. Sasuke actually hid behind me. Not because he's afraid from her. But its because spit was flying everywhere. Plus she does not look go in the morning. Eww. Theres still shit and blood in her hair. I actually started laughing in her face.
"Sakura you look like shit right now." I said with a 'Sasuke' smirk on my face.
"YOU.....slut!" She screamed and pointed her finger at me.
"Don't YOU me. You're the slut. Anyway don't point that dirty finger at ME. You need to get a toothbrush and brush YOUR yellow teeth. You need to get a washcloth and scrub YOUR dirty face. And YOU need to get a LIFE." I said. Its true. Her face look DIRTie. I see steam coming out her ears.
"OMFG." Sakura yelled.
"CYF. Clean.....Your....Face." I said with a smirk. Suddenly Sakura lunged for me. She grabbed my hair and started tugging on it. I didn't even move a inch.
"Stop trying. That doesn't even hurt. Here." I got out of Sasuke's lap. Should I kick her? No even better.
"I see London....I see France....I see Sakura's underpants." I pulled down Sakura's skirt just after I said France. Oooo. What a horrible site. Naruto got a nosebleed.
"You....have.....Dora the Explorer underwear......" Kiba whispered out of nowhere with blood squirting out of his nose. Even Akamaru has a drip of blood coming out his nose. Well for Sasuke...his nose is fine.
"OMG! Don't look!" Sakura screamed. She tried to pull her skirt up ,but her fancy pancy belt got stuck.
"Wow. Sakura you got a nice ass!" Naruto yelled.
"My sister looks better." Gaara stated. Oh shit. Behind Gaara is Deidara, Itachi, and the rest of Akatsuki. Except the stupid leader. He's stupid because I really want to see what he looks like. Anyway....
"OH!! I HATE YOU, HINATA!!" Sakura screamed while running to some room to fix herself. I just stood there with a grin on my face. I looked at Sasuke. He looked at me. I fell on my ass laughing at Sakura.
"Ok. Deidara. Itachi. Stinky Kisame. Do you guys have breakfast?" I asked. I watched as the other members left. Stuck-ups. Can't even say a hi.
"Yeah. I'll make you breakfast yeah." You know who said this. I helped Sasuke up and whispered in his ear.
"I was completely drunk. I at least remember asking you something important." I whispered.
"Deidara can you make me some ramen? So. Hinata what were you doing anyway?" Naruto asked. Noisy.
"I was hanging out with Sasuke. Why? You got a problem with that? Huh. Huh." I asked harshly.
"Uh...no reason...hehe....sorry." He said. Yeah right.
"Hinata. You guys have to get back at Konoha. And Gaara you have to get to Suna. The bug boy is probably at Konoha already." Itachi stated.
"Aww. Itachi. I wanted to say here longer." I whined.
"Naruto I made ramen for you, yeah. Hinata, Kiba, Sasuke, and Gaara, I made green eggs and ham for you. Yeah." Deidara said.
"I don't like green eggs and ham. They bring me nightmares, Sam-I-Am." Sasuke said randomly.
"Ooook." Naruto and Kiba said together.
"Sasuke. You know you are a weird dark little boy. I wish you would just die. Or at least go to hell. Yo." Akamaru said. Everyone did a doubletake. I turned my head with a blank expression on my face.
"D-did...that...dog j-just talk?" I asked, stuttering. This is creeping me out. The dog has a G-Unit cap on sideways. He's wearing bling on his neck and fingers. The dog has grillz.
"Yes. I just talked. What the hell do you think was coming out of my mouth? Shit. No. I don't think so. That doesn't come out of my mouth. So you should visit the wizard and get yourself a brain." Akamaru spoke again. I twitched.
"Akamaru?! I didn't know you could talk." Kiba said.
"Duh. I've been talking for 4 fuckin' years. Now go get be a Heineken,ho." Akamaru said. I looked at Akamaru's chains. A silver one said: Don't Playa Hate On Me Bitch! The biggest and gold one said: Its Me Bitches!
"Ok." Kiba ran off to find his gangsta dog a beer.
"Akamaru. Why don't you like Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"Since you are annoying me, I'll tell. But you're not any better. Sasuke is too hot and smexy to handle. No I'm not fuckin' gay. So don't even think that fuckin' way. Naruto you need to get a fuckin' life. You worry about ramen too damn much. You need some advice." The little white dog said.
"What?" Naruto asked. He squat down to Akamaru's.....well close to Akamaru's level.
"Get. A. Fuckin'. Life!" Akamaru yelled in Naruto's ear.
"Haha. You just got told off by a fuckin' mutt!" Kisame yelled. Akamaru growled.
"I'm not a mutt! You fuckin' shark bitch. So shut up, sharky. Hinata is right. You need to brush your teeth. P U!" Akamaru said to Kisame.
"Um...Akamaru. Why do you curse a lot?" Naruto asked after he finished his 3rd ramen bowl.
"One. I don't want you to call me Akamaru. Call me Master. Same for you sharky. Everyone else can call me Lil' Woof Woof. Nothing less. Anything more. Two. I curse a lot because I fuckin' want to, bitch." Akamaru....I mean Lil' Woof Woof explained. Everyone finished their green eggs and ham.
"Hey. Deidara. Where's my food? And I don't want any dog food shit. I want some real food."
"Uh...wait one moment...." Deidara ran around the kitchen looking for something that Lil' Woof Woof would want. Deidara made steak.
"Here. Lil' Woof Woof. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Thank you. Good. I like it raw. So Deidara....do you have any honeys?" Lil' Woof Woof asked.
"Yeah. We have plenty of honey. Yeah."
"No, I mean ladies. Women. Come on. You look like a playa. You have to have a fling." Lil' Woof Woof said.
"No. Actually, I never had sexual exprience with a female. Yeah" Deidara stated.
"Have you at least looked at a lady go by?" The dog asked.
"No. Yeah."
"What? Are you fuckin' gay? Or you just pullin' my tail?"
"Actually I'm bi. Yeah."
"What the fuck?" Lil Woof Woof asked. Then I watched the dog whisper into Deidara's ear. I heard a tiny bit.
------Deidara---Lil' Woof Woof--------
"So...is gay sex good?"
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah." They continued whispering. I can tell it was getting dirty. I'm So Sick.
Warning: strange OOC and randomness
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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and.....I went to sleep. I was sleeping very peacefully. Until I heard barking and banging. I opened my eyes to see a kawaii sleeping Sasuke. Then the door opened.
"Yo. Sasuke-teme what are you......ok." Naruto yelled in our ears. Making Sasuke wake up.
"Urgh...dobe I was sleeping." Sasuke said, looking pissed off.
"Oooh I understand. You were sleeping with Hinata. Aww. Sasuke-teme is getting soft! Haha." Naruto said, trying to get Sasuke angry. Shit. I have a huge headache. I beat Deidara slipped something in my drink. No probably Kisame. That blue bastard.
"Shut the hell up, baka. I have a headache. So go open your ramen eating mouth somewhere else." I said. Yes. I'm still in Sasuke's lap.
"Naruto! Who are you arguing with?!" the bitch screamed. When she started walking to the closet door, I already that I would hear a lot of screaming.
"What the hell?! Slut what are you doing with MY Sasuke-kun?! I knew you were a ho from the beginning! Acting all innocent! Pretending to like the baka! I told Ino-pig! She said nooo Hinata is nice! Urgh! You are going to pay! Sasuke-kun likes me! Not you!" Sakura screamed like a retarded fan girl. Urgh! I want to shut her up so bad. Sakura has the nerve to scream this in MY face. Like I give a rat's ass about what she has to say.
"Sakura. Can you please just stop talking before bad things happen to you?" I asked calmly and quietly. But nooo she can't understand clear english.
"YOU BITCH! GET OFF OF MY SASUKE-KUN! THATS WHAT I CAN DO!" Sakura screamed for the 3rd time. Sasuke actually hid behind me. Not because he's afraid from her. But its because spit was flying everywhere. Plus she does not look go in the morning. Eww. Theres still shit and blood in her hair. I actually started laughing in her face.
"Sakura you look like shit right now." I said with a 'Sasuke' smirk on my face.
"YOU.....slut!" She screamed and pointed her finger at me.
"Don't YOU me. You're the slut. Anyway don't point that dirty finger at ME. You need to get a toothbrush and brush YOUR yellow teeth. You need to get a washcloth and scrub YOUR dirty face. And YOU need to get a LIFE." I said. Its true. Her face look DIRTie. I see steam coming out her ears.
"OMFG." Sakura yelled.
"CYF. Clean.....Your....Face." I said with a smirk. Suddenly Sakura lunged for me. She grabbed my hair and started tugging on it. I didn't even move a inch.
"Stop trying. That doesn't even hurt. Here." I got out of Sasuke's lap. Should I kick her? No even better.
"I see London....I see France....I see Sakura's underpants." I pulled down Sakura's skirt just after I said France. Oooo. What a horrible site. Naruto got a nosebleed.
"You....have.....Dora the Explorer underwear......" Kiba whispered out of nowhere with blood squirting out of his nose. Even Akamaru has a drip of blood coming out his nose. Well for Sasuke...his nose is fine.
"OMG! Don't look!" Sakura screamed. She tried to pull her skirt up ,but her fancy pancy belt got stuck.
"Wow. Sakura you got a nice ass!" Naruto yelled.
"My sister looks better." Gaara stated. Oh shit. Behind Gaara is Deidara, Itachi, and the rest of Akatsuki. Except the stupid leader. He's stupid because I really want to see what he looks like. Anyway....
"OH!! I HATE YOU, HINATA!!" Sakura screamed while running to some room to fix herself. I just stood there with a grin on my face. I looked at Sasuke. He looked at me. I fell on my ass laughing at Sakura.
"Ok. Deidara. Itachi. Stinky Kisame. Do you guys have breakfast?" I asked. I watched as the other members left. Stuck-ups. Can't even say a hi.
"Yeah. I'll make you breakfast yeah." You know who said this. I helped Sasuke up and whispered in his ear.
"I was completely drunk. I at least remember asking you something important." I whispered.
"Deidara can you make me some ramen? So. Hinata what were you doing anyway?" Naruto asked. Noisy.
"I was hanging out with Sasuke. Why? You got a problem with that? Huh. Huh." I asked harshly.
"Uh...no reason...hehe....sorry." He said. Yeah right.
"Hinata. You guys have to get back at Konoha. And Gaara you have to get to Suna. The bug boy is probably at Konoha already." Itachi stated.
"Aww. Itachi. I wanted to say here longer." I whined.
"Naruto I made ramen for you, yeah. Hinata, Kiba, Sasuke, and Gaara, I made green eggs and ham for you. Yeah." Deidara said.
"I don't like green eggs and ham. They bring me nightmares, Sam-I-Am." Sasuke said randomly.
"Ooook." Naruto and Kiba said together.
"Sasuke. You know you are a weird dark little boy. I wish you would just die. Or at least go to hell. Yo." Akamaru said. Everyone did a doubletake. I turned my head with a blank expression on my face.
"D-did...that...dog j-just talk?" I asked, stuttering. This is creeping me out. The dog has a G-Unit cap on sideways. He's wearing bling on his neck and fingers. The dog has grillz.
"Yes. I just talked. What the hell do you think was coming out of my mouth? Shit. No. I don't think so. That doesn't come out of my mouth. So you should visit the wizard and get yourself a brain." Akamaru spoke again. I twitched.
"Akamaru?! I didn't know you could talk." Kiba said.
"Duh. I've been talking for 4 fuckin' years. Now go get be a Heineken,ho." Akamaru said. I looked at Akamaru's chains. A silver one said: Don't Playa Hate On Me Bitch! The biggest and gold one said: Its Me Bitches!
"Ok." Kiba ran off to find his gangsta dog a beer.
"Akamaru. Why don't you like Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"Since you are annoying me, I'll tell. But you're not any better. Sasuke is too hot and smexy to handle. No I'm not fuckin' gay. So don't even think that fuckin' way. Naruto you need to get a fuckin' life. You worry about ramen too damn much. You need some advice." The little white dog said.
"What?" Naruto asked. He squat down to Akamaru's.....well close to Akamaru's level.
"Get. A. Fuckin'. Life!" Akamaru yelled in Naruto's ear.
"Haha. You just got told off by a fuckin' mutt!" Kisame yelled. Akamaru growled.
"I'm not a mutt! You fuckin' shark bitch. So shut up, sharky. Hinata is right. You need to brush your teeth. P U!" Akamaru said to Kisame.
"Um...Akamaru. Why do you curse a lot?" Naruto asked after he finished his 3rd ramen bowl.
"One. I don't want you to call me Akamaru. Call me Master. Same for you sharky. Everyone else can call me Lil' Woof Woof. Nothing less. Anything more. Two. I curse a lot because I fuckin' want to, bitch." Akamaru....I mean Lil' Woof Woof explained. Everyone finished their green eggs and ham.
"Hey. Deidara. Where's my food? And I don't want any dog food shit. I want some real food."
"Uh...wait one moment...." Deidara ran around the kitchen looking for something that Lil' Woof Woof would want. Deidara made steak.
"Here. Lil' Woof Woof. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Thank you. Good. I like it raw. So Deidara....do you have any honeys?" Lil' Woof Woof asked.
"Yeah. We have plenty of honey. Yeah."
"No, I mean ladies. Women. Come on. You look like a playa. You have to have a fling." Lil' Woof Woof said.
"No. Actually, I never had sexual exprience with a female. Yeah" Deidara stated.
"Have you at least looked at a lady go by?" The dog asked.
"No. Yeah."
"What? Are you fuckin' gay? Or you just pullin' my tail?"
"Actually I'm bi. Yeah."
"What the fuck?" Lil Woof Woof asked. Then I watched the dog whisper into Deidara's ear. I heard a tiny bit.
------Deidara---Lil' Woof Woof--------
"So...is gay sex good?"
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah." They continued whispering. I can tell it was getting dirty. I'm So Sick.