Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 16~Drunk&More ( Chapter 16 )
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By: queenhinata 
Hinata, Sasuke, and Gaara have fun with some Akatsuki members.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.06.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 308 | Status: Work In Progress
Hinata, Sasuke, and Gaara have fun with some Akatsuki members.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.06.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 308 | Status: Work In Progress
: : Chapter 16 : : Drunk and More?
Warning: crazy OOC
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
"Question 4:Did you ever think about about having a......threesome?" Itachi asked. I can not believe this.
"maybe....yes...." Sasuke admitted. I choked on my Pina Colada. Damn. I knew Sasuke had a messed up mind because of the death of his clan..but this is too much.
"Sasuke. You are fucked up." Gaara stated, looking rather disgusted. I looked at Deidara and we started laughing. I'm mean.
"Wow. Sasuke if you don't watch out, you will be going down Kakashi's path. Being a perverted virgin." Itachi said smiling. Kisame started laughing like a mad girly shark man.
"You know Kisame. You remind me of Jaws. Except you have beady eyes." I stated. Its true.
"Grr." Kisame responded. He put his face close to mines.
"Grr back to you. And you're breath really STANK." I said. The other members started laughing at him. Kisame 'grr' a couple of more times.
"Ok. Sasuke go ahead." Tobi said in his weird voice.
"Tobi. Truth or Dare."
"Dare." I wonder what Sasuke is going to make Tobi do. I whisper to him.
"Tobi. I dare you to grope Hidan." Sasuke said. Tobi walked up to Hidan.
"Hey. I said I'm not playing. And...its against my religion....ah.....right there.....that spot....WOAH BUDDY....HALLELUJAH!!" Hidan screamed. I looked at Sasuke and Gaara. Gaara's just smirking. Sasuke is squriming like he's horny. Eww. Tobi is just rubbing Hidan. This is sick.
"Here. Hinata have another Pina Colada." I snatched it from Kisame.
"I'm done." Tobi said. Hidan was lying on the ground looking very wet.
"Truth or Dare. Gaara." Tobi asked.
"Dare." Gaara said in his emotionless monotone voice.
"Gaara. I dare you to lick Pina Colada off of Hinata's stomach." What?! Hey. Wait.
"Tobi. I don't have Pina Colada on my stomach." I said.
"No you do. Yeah." Deidara lifted my shirt a little, pushed me on my back, and poured Pina Colada on my stomach. He added a shot of rum.
"ok." Gaara said. Then he leaned down and started to lick my stomach. Since I was struggling, Gaara used his hands to keep me down.
"Oooo....i'm..ticklish....oooo.....ah....wow.....woah....AH...Gaara ....that....tickles..your...tongue...is...soooo....wet!" I managed to say.
"I know." He said and stopped licking me. My stomach covered with Gaara's saliva. It would be disgusting if it was Gaara. or someone just as cool. I just noticed something. Itachi and Kisame keeps giving me, Sasuke, and Gaara more drinks. I know it doesn't effect Gaara because of his demon. But what about me and Sasuke. Oh well.
"Hinata. Truth or Dare." I feel wild. So I should pick dare.
"I dare you to go in that closet with Sasuke." I thought Gaara liked me.
"Ok. Come on Sasuke." I started pulling..no dragging him to the closet.
"Oh. And you have to do something.Yeah." Deidara said before I closed the closet door.
-------In---The---Closet-------
"Sasuke. I think I drunk too many Pina Coladas with extra rum." I stated. Then I fell forward.
"Not good. Damn. Itachi was adding extra liquor to my drink." He said and caught me. I ended up making him fall. I landed on him. In a WRONG position. Well at least I had a cushion.
"Hinata..." Sasuke started.
"I'm not moving. Your very comfortable to lay on." I said. I put my head on his chest.
"I'm tired." I said. I think he was relieved that I said that. I can feel his heart beating faster...and faster.
"You know, Sasuke. You're sooo cool. And kawaii. And sexy. No not sexy....smexy. Thats way better. Sasuke. Guess what? I'm not tired anymore. Actually I fell Naruto. You know how he needs to talk all the time. Thats how I feel right now. Thinking about you and me reminds me of a song. Guess what the song is called? Its Because of You by Ne-yo. Its a awesome song. I love it. The difference is that he is talking about his addiction. Guess what his addiction, Sasuke?" I rushed out my mouth. I looked at Sasuke. He looks dizzy.
"I don't know." Sasuke managed to say. He's hyperventilating. Maybe my face is too close to his. Well my nose is touching his.
"His addiction is sex. That reminds me of one of his songs. Its called Sexy Love. The word love reminds me when I used to like Narutard. Did you know we were a line..or square? Because I like Naruto. Who liked Sakura. Who likes you. And you like me. I can't stop talking. I just thought of this song called Bullet Bullet. Its so cool. I love the sound effects. Sasuke. Remember when I said a phrase to you and you didn't understand? Well that was French. I was glad that you didn't understand. Guess and I'll tell you." I rushed.
"Uh...did you say that I'm cute? I can't think straight right now. Your face is so close to me." He tried to back up away from me. But his back hit the wall.
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi. Well the actual phrase has the word bitches in it. Its in a really cool remix."
"I don't know. Hinata, your k-kind of c-close to me." Sasuke stuttered. (A/n: I know! Sasuke stuttering. like WTF. i did say strange OOC)
"I know. Isn't it cool that I'm so close. I can hear your heart beat super zillion fast. Sasuke you smell sooo good. Actually it means: Do you want to sleep with me tonight?" I rushed.
"NANI?!" Sasuke yelled. Hehe. He almost fainted. He would have if I didn't put my hand up his shirt. I started rubbing his stomach.
"Sasuke. You know what song that makes me really sad. A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton. Do you like that song? Ooo. Sasuke. You're sweating. Are you going to faint? A song that makes me sad and happy at the same time is Last Dollar(Fly Away). Its a country song. I really like it. You know you and Itachi look so much alike. Sasuke you're lips look so soft. Are they? I want to know. MCR is so deep. Sasuke. Do you like Flyleaf? I really like the song I'm So Sick. Its crazy how she screams. Its like. Lalala. Then BOOM. That sound effect reminds me of a Bazooka blowing up Sakura's house. That would be soooo cool. Wouldn't it? Or it would be great if Gaara threw a grenade at Sakura's head." I said.
"Hinata. You are talking so fast." Sasuke said dizzily.
"Ok. Sasuke. Would. You. Go. Out. With. Me?" I said slowly.
"Nani..." Sasuke said.
"Be. My. Boyfriend." I said even more slowly.
"Of course." He rushed. I leaned in to his face and............
Warning: crazy OOC
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
"Question 4:Did you ever think about about having a......threesome?" Itachi asked. I can not believe this.
"maybe....yes...." Sasuke admitted. I choked on my Pina Colada. Damn. I knew Sasuke had a messed up mind because of the death of his clan..but this is too much.
"Sasuke. You are fucked up." Gaara stated, looking rather disgusted. I looked at Deidara and we started laughing. I'm mean.
"Wow. Sasuke if you don't watch out, you will be going down Kakashi's path. Being a perverted virgin." Itachi said smiling. Kisame started laughing like a mad girly shark man.
"You know Kisame. You remind me of Jaws. Except you have beady eyes." I stated. Its true.
"Grr." Kisame responded. He put his face close to mines.
"Grr back to you. And you're breath really STANK." I said. The other members started laughing at him. Kisame 'grr' a couple of more times.
"Ok. Sasuke go ahead." Tobi said in his weird voice.
"Tobi. Truth or Dare."
"Dare." I wonder what Sasuke is going to make Tobi do. I whisper to him.
"Tobi. I dare you to grope Hidan." Sasuke said. Tobi walked up to Hidan.
"Hey. I said I'm not playing. And...its against my religion....ah.....right there.....that spot....WOAH BUDDY....HALLELUJAH!!" Hidan screamed. I looked at Sasuke and Gaara. Gaara's just smirking. Sasuke is squriming like he's horny. Eww. Tobi is just rubbing Hidan. This is sick.
"Here. Hinata have another Pina Colada." I snatched it from Kisame.
"I'm done." Tobi said. Hidan was lying on the ground looking very wet.
"Truth or Dare. Gaara." Tobi asked.
"Dare." Gaara said in his emotionless monotone voice.
"Gaara. I dare you to lick Pina Colada off of Hinata's stomach." What?! Hey. Wait.
"Tobi. I don't have Pina Colada on my stomach." I said.
"No you do. Yeah." Deidara lifted my shirt a little, pushed me on my back, and poured Pina Colada on my stomach. He added a shot of rum.
"ok." Gaara said. Then he leaned down and started to lick my stomach. Since I was struggling, Gaara used his hands to keep me down.
"Oooo....i'm..ticklish....oooo.....ah....wow.....woah....AH...Gaara ....that....tickles..your...tongue...is...soooo....wet!" I managed to say.
"I know." He said and stopped licking me. My stomach covered with Gaara's saliva. It would be disgusting if it was Gaara. or someone just as cool. I just noticed something. Itachi and Kisame keeps giving me, Sasuke, and Gaara more drinks. I know it doesn't effect Gaara because of his demon. But what about me and Sasuke. Oh well.
"Hinata. Truth or Dare." I feel wild. So I should pick dare.
"I dare you to go in that closet with Sasuke." I thought Gaara liked me.
"Ok. Come on Sasuke." I started pulling..no dragging him to the closet.
"Oh. And you have to do something.Yeah." Deidara said before I closed the closet door.
-------In---The---Closet-------
"Sasuke. I think I drunk too many Pina Coladas with extra rum." I stated. Then I fell forward.
"Not good. Damn. Itachi was adding extra liquor to my drink." He said and caught me. I ended up making him fall. I landed on him. In a WRONG position. Well at least I had a cushion.
"Hinata..." Sasuke started.
"I'm not moving. Your very comfortable to lay on." I said. I put my head on his chest.
"I'm tired." I said. I think he was relieved that I said that. I can feel his heart beating faster...and faster.
"You know, Sasuke. You're sooo cool. And kawaii. And sexy. No not sexy....smexy. Thats way better. Sasuke. Guess what? I'm not tired anymore. Actually I fell Naruto. You know how he needs to talk all the time. Thats how I feel right now. Thinking about you and me reminds me of a song. Guess what the song is called? Its Because of You by Ne-yo. Its a awesome song. I love it. The difference is that he is talking about his addiction. Guess what his addiction, Sasuke?" I rushed out my mouth. I looked at Sasuke. He looks dizzy.
"I don't know." Sasuke managed to say. He's hyperventilating. Maybe my face is too close to his. Well my nose is touching his.
"His addiction is sex. That reminds me of one of his songs. Its called Sexy Love. The word love reminds me when I used to like Narutard. Did you know we were a line..or square? Because I like Naruto. Who liked Sakura. Who likes you. And you like me. I can't stop talking. I just thought of this song called Bullet Bullet. Its so cool. I love the sound effects. Sasuke. Remember when I said a phrase to you and you didn't understand? Well that was French. I was glad that you didn't understand. Guess and I'll tell you." I rushed.
"Uh...did you say that I'm cute? I can't think straight right now. Your face is so close to me." He tried to back up away from me. But his back hit the wall.
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi. Well the actual phrase has the word bitches in it. Its in a really cool remix."
"I don't know. Hinata, your k-kind of c-close to me." Sasuke stuttered. (A/n: I know! Sasuke stuttering. like WTF. i did say strange OOC)
"I know. Isn't it cool that I'm so close. I can hear your heart beat super zillion fast. Sasuke you smell sooo good. Actually it means: Do you want to sleep with me tonight?" I rushed.
"NANI?!" Sasuke yelled. Hehe. He almost fainted. He would have if I didn't put my hand up his shirt. I started rubbing his stomach.
"Sasuke. You know what song that makes me really sad. A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton. Do you like that song? Ooo. Sasuke. You're sweating. Are you going to faint? A song that makes me sad and happy at the same time is Last Dollar(Fly Away). Its a country song. I really like it. You know you and Itachi look so much alike. Sasuke you're lips look so soft. Are they? I want to know. MCR is so deep. Sasuke. Do you like Flyleaf? I really like the song I'm So Sick. Its crazy how she screams. Its like. Lalala. Then BOOM. That sound effect reminds me of a Bazooka blowing up Sakura's house. That would be soooo cool. Wouldn't it? Or it would be great if Gaara threw a grenade at Sakura's head." I said.
"Hinata. You are talking so fast." Sasuke said dizzily.
"Ok. Sasuke. Would. You. Go. Out. With. Me?" I said slowly.
"Nani..." Sasuke said.
"Be. My. Boyfriend." I said even more slowly.
"Of course." He rushed. I leaned in to his face and............