Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I'm not fat,I'm pregnant! ❯ Undesired Consentual Enslavement ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

What to say? I sort of ignore alot of events in the manga to piece this together. Not that most readers even read the comic and besides, I don't spoil the story for everyone if I do. Though it makes the story inaccurate are you even reading it for the articulate, perceptive writing or because it's stupid funny? Just how many people are reading his anyway? Twenty?
Curse you KakashixIruka fans, Kakashi and Itachi are MEANT to be together! One of these days I'll have to do a serious story to prove it...
"He isn't here."
"No, he isn't."
"He is not here yet..."
"Yes, not yet..."
"HE hasn't shown UP!"
"Hokage-sama please!" Shizune rushed to tuck away the important and treasured pieces of paper that the woman seemed to value over lives. The sake Tsunadae slammed on the table split out the cup and tiny droplets fell onto the precious papers. The woman had to dive all over them just to shield the vunerable paper.
The brunette cursed the day Kakashi was ever born, he needed to report to the Hokage twenty minutes ago for a very important mission but even after being alerted and having one of the chuunin track him down to give him the message the jounin decided to take a detour. Where she did not know but for the sake of the mission, money and documents he better get here soon or all would be lost!
"Yo! Sorry for the late arrival, a woman was trapped in a tower and I had to climb up her long hair..."
"Kakashi you are dead!" Perched on the windowsill of the Hokage Tower the silver hair man gave a small wave in greeting only to be cut off his tale by one angry drunk pointing her finger at him fuming in rage. At least pointing her finger in his general direction as it was more off to the side of his shoulder then himself. She hit the bottle a little too much in his absence. Oh boy.
"Hokage-sama, the cilent!" Shizune did her level best to keep the blond from tearing out of her seat in rage. Across from them a older man in rich clothes and a tad bit of grey in his dark brown hair was watching the performance from the beginning. He was afterall the reason for the summons to start with. He did not look amused. Tsunadae settled down and placed her hands over eachother on her desk sitting up as straight as her drunken state would allow her. She was proud of herself for pulling it off so well, if only the room wasn't so crooked.
Kakashi slid into the room, he avoided getting to close to the women given him evil looks, and stood next to the less angry looking man.
"Now that you've seen fit to join us..." She began in an angry hiss. "This man, Lord Deekin Rekan, as requested you on his journey to the southern lands and wants you as part of his personal guard. This is a long mission so you'll be gone for, what was it again?"
"Half a year, if there is no delays. My nemesis in business thought to hire help from Rain country and not many have had encounters with them in a while, but you were in the war yes? I hear a great many things even from Wave country about the elite ninja Hatake Ka-..."
Silence engulf the room as the old man stop speaking at the sight of a familiar green book coming into view. As Deekin read such a book it caused a blush to taint his cheeks as the ninja read the same thing right in front of them. The jounin dodged a shuriken thrown his way and put the book back.
"Excuse me, you were saying about Rain?" Three pairs of eyes focused on the ninja and none looked pleased.
"My apologies sir but Kakashi is one of our best ninjas, he will not disappoint you, it would be worse than losing his life." A hard stare was thrown his way with a obvious threat. 'This is alot of money, screw up and die.'
"Nothing has changed, I want this man and if it's enough I would like to leave now." There was a terse hint of strain in his throat like it hurt to say but the demand was obvious, he wanted to get out now or change his mind.
"Sure, I need to prepare a few things before I go..." Kakashi blandly responded, annoyed he'd have to leave without porior notice, he wanted to spend his day with just him and his one true love...
Make-Out Violence.
"No need we prepared everything you need right here." As the female Hokage spoke, Shizune threw a bag at the jounin that he deftly caught in one hand staring at what appeared to be 'his' mission bag and the stuff inside also his own.
"Show up on time next time and maybe we won't send Naruto to pick up all your stuff."
"He forgot my rubber duckie." Kakashi pouted and the greying man next to him looked besotted, the old woman had a vein popping out over her left eye.
"Look in the side pocket."
"Oh." There was a slight squeak before he tucked the found treasure back into its hiding place.
"Go, just leave..."
Having no means to object Kakashi sighed and slugged the backpack over his shoulder and walked past the old man resigning himself to his fate and terribly long, boring mission. He hoped they'd at least have book shops on the way.
"And Kakashi." The blond started, halting the jounin's progress.
"Don't. Fail." Maybe it was the trick of the light or a odd freak occurance but the ninja swore he saw a crackle of fire in her eyes. He nodded once and rushed out of the room. If that was a chakra surge he didn't want to be the one to tick her off. Not after he just sold her panties off to Jaraiya for his reading fix. It's a good thing he'd be on this mission should she go home and discover her underwear all gone.
Maybe it wasn't so bad afterall.
"The rest of my help is waiting along your border as their presence I found innappropriate in entering Konoha... Kakashi-san please put the book down and pay attention..."
"Mmm? Oh."
"Now the situation is as stated; you will be with us for no less than six months should everything go smoothly but its not my life I'm assigning you to guard, there is a special member among my numbers who needs protecting... Kakashi-san put that book away!" The man paused and screamed growing irritated over being ignored. The jounin looked back at him, annoyed, and rolled his eyes placing the novel back in his pouch. It wasn't his fault the older man's ramblings were boring him to tears, if not for the book he would have fell asleep hours ago when they left Konoha.
The jounin was feeling especially rebellious today and he felt no amount of money could keep him from walking right back home. It was odd since Tsunade always utilized his talents in short, dangerous missions of the hightest grade. The amount of currency he took in with a month's worth of missions could never equal to what one long mission could, she'd never agreed to it before. What did the man offer (or blackmail) her with so that she would allow her top dog on this banal quest?
He didn't have time enough to ponder the answer or even drawl it out of his 'client' before he felt an attack approaching. Several of them in fact, powerful ones, what was this?! His company didn't seem worried, in fact he looked around almost expecting the arrival. His brigade that he spoke of? Kakashi released some of the tension from his body but couldn't relax, there was something ominious about the air that he couldn't fully trust to let down his guard. As the people drew nearer the hairs on his body stood on end and his fists tighten.
"Good Moriheshi, you brought him." The voice and face went unregonized but the black robe and blood red clouds were more than familar. Terrifying was the word.
'A set up!'
"Of course Sasori-san though I'm truely doubtful this man lives up to his reputation." The old man gave a respectful bow and only slightly diverted his eyes in the Konoha jounin's general direction the said jounin wanted to step out and slice his throat clean open for his impudence but if he moved one of the surrounding ninjas would too. There was too many of them, in fact, he could see three in front of him but he could sense more behind him. Their chakras erratic and bleeding together in such a way that he couldn't tell if it was two or twenty. Though one Akatsuki member was enough to be a danger to even a village leader, against five the mere jounin stood no chance. He was surprised he wasn't dead yet.
'Damned if I'm going to die easy!'
"Kakashi, don't be so quick to raise your fighting spirit, we need you alive. You are dimissed." The red head started with addressing Kakashi but directed his last words to the old man who was actually a small time slum lord under their order. The man appeared angry at the indifferent dissmisal but left quickly with his tail between his legs anyway. Being surrounding by extremely dangerous ninjas like that did put the fear of god into you.
"Really Kakashi if we wanted you dead you wouldn't be standing right now."
"You'd try." The jounin hissed out. The red head didn't look amused but a taller man with grey slicked back hair chuckled.
"At least the dog has some bark."
"He is pathetic really, a little puppy like that should stay quiet and see what Sasori-sama has to say to him uh." A blond looking woman? by the named Sasori's side said, crossing her arms and given a pout. The konoha ninja wanted to choke the bitch he settled for giving her a death glare worthy of an Uchiha.
"There is a special task, a mission really that we need you to take on for us."
"There is nothing in this world that would make me do anything for you, don't waste your breath." Just as soon as the words left Sasori's mouth Kakashi was refuting them. He was loyal to his village, it would be of the highest disgrace to even give one of their members a tissue to blow their nose with. The red head looked bored and aggitated but continued.
"Shut up and listen, there is a special reason why all of us came out today to get you, should you refuse everyone of us plans to assult Konoha and kill everyone in it." There was a long pause of silence after that, a very long pause, very extremely falling asleep long pause.
"Well you got me there. What do you want?" Kakashi answered stratching his head. His reply in return was also a long stretch of silence, not quite as long but lenghty none the less.
"Well want are you waiting for idiot, tell him." The grey hair member of Akatsuki pressured. Sasori made some sort of noise but didn't say anything more after that. Why was this problem anyway? Why was he the one elected to do this? It was crazy to begin with and after all the years of building up his cool demented villainous evil apperance he had to destory it all by saying some unbelievable and frankly dumb shit.
"You tell him." And just like that the red head turned around and walked behind the other two standing next to him. There was a collective of sweaty foreheads and Kakashi couldn't be anymore confused.
"There is no fucking way I'm telling him and quite frankly this has shit to do with me I'm just here as ordered." The foul-mouth Akatsuki member crossed his arms over his slightly exposed chest apparently nude under the cloak. A glare was his response from the red headed former sand ninja.
"Hidan silence your trash-mouth this is wasting time and time is money. Look leaf ninja Itachi is pregnant and it's your job to guard him." Just like that a man in a black mask with a white scarf over his head and strange eyes behind Kakashi spoke. The leaf jounin turned to look at him as well as three other Akatsuki members flanked at his left and right. A blue hair woman, a orange masked ninja and a strange plant looking thing. He gave them all pointed looks before he started chuckling, the chuckles turned to laughter which soon had given him trouble to stay up on his feet. No one else shared in his joke though the strange orange masked person did start to giggle.
"Tobi stop that! Listen you leaf bastard Itachi's pregnant and it's all your fault so stop laughing uh!" The blond man/woman yelled out waving an arm around in rage, Kakashi's cackles only grew.
"Ha Ha! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! You guys are nuts! Ha ha ha HA!" The jounin did fall over onto his back kicking his legs out and holding his sides as they hurt from the exsertion. Honestly he supposed he should be frighten at the implication that only demented people would suggest such a thing and you should always answer 'okay' to a crazy person but the idea was so far from bizarre it was hilarious!
"This is stupid! We should just tie him up and take him with us he isn't listening UH!" A frustarted blond started waving her/his arms up in the air.
"We need him compliant as it could upset Itachi if he isn't and you know what that would mean." The red head said spoken in a low tone but everyone heard and looked pensive, an almost pained expression crossing their faces Kakashi's laughter began to die down. He sat up and wiped his teary eyes.
"That Uchiha bastard... it's not too late to kill him and be done with it."
"Hidan you tried that already, almost everday for the past two months in fact, how many more times are you going to have to die before you give up?" Sasori replied to the angry looking grey hair criminal ninja, he got a scoff and 'Fuck you' in turn. "We can't kill him, we can't satisfy him, leader refuses to give him many missions so the fetus doesn't come to any harm, we don't have alot of options." All the black cloaks looked at Kakashi and suddenly the jounin didn't feel like laughing anymore. In fact he was beginning to get more frightened then he was before.
"Itachi is a man, he can't get pregnant." The hound summoner said, almost as if to remind himself so his thoughts don't begin to accept their words as real.
"Yeah well advances in science are something to behold." Sasori added off handedly.
"And rather stupid, why would you need a man to give birth? Thats what women are for uh." The blond gave his/her opinion. The jounin was growing very uncomfortable with the turn of events. What kind of evil trickery was this? Like some kind of odd twisted nightmare.
"Even if what you say is possible why are you bothering with me with this? It has nothing to do with me."
"Wrong it has everything to do with you. It's actually all your fault." The red head stated.
"Bullshit! You can't make babies without sex! How else did you get my sperm? Hide in my bedroom until I left and took it from used tissues?! Ewww you didn't do that did you?" Because for Kakashi that would be reason enough to turn around and run back to the village and damn the consquences. Cum-stealing from his waste basket was just too disgusting a crime. A couple of the organization members shifted uncomfortably one of the braver, cruder, ones spoke out.
"This job doesn't pay enough to get me to do anything that nasty, you did it yourself dumbass about four months ago. He didn't even make it hard for you to regonize. A Black hair, black eye man in a skirt with a subdued bastardly personaility and absolutely zero tact, your the fuck-tard for not realizing it from the start." Hidan said ignoring the distress of the jounin coming to a daunting conclusion.
'This is not happening!'
"No..." The man denyed but he recieved no assurance.
"Yes. Honestly we haven't got all day for you to fight with us. Like or not Itachi IS pregnant and not a very nice. He is becoming a liablity and we haven't the time and resources to deal with him. He is killing too many of our own people for the dumbest of reasons and if provoked he will attack us. It will be your job to keep him on leash, we want no more of our subordinates dead, we can't keep hiring help only for him to kill them because they don't know how to answer his questions right."
"Why? Why me?" Kakashi asked, voice small and broken. He was answered with some more uncomfortable silence that not even Hidan would answer.
"It just has to be you, all you have to do is sit on him for the next few months. We will even pay you and your village to aviod suspision. When all this is done you go home and we go back to plotting your destruction." Sasori finished.
"I just can't... it can't be true." Kakashi hung his head trying to wrap his mind around the idea that he got Uchiha Itachi pregnant, out of all the people he thought he'd have illigitimate children with that particular person wasn't one of them. He never even thought he see the man naked. Oh god! He saw Itachi naked! He even touched him! Alot! How many times did he fuck him that night? Six? Seven? His cock was in Uchiha Itachi's mouth! Oh fuck! It was in his ass! That big plump cock greedy ass! He moaned and cried out his name, the demanding, the panting, the outright seducing. The jounin brain shut down for a moment and blood leaked from his nose at the memory and realization. Suddenly that unnamed magnificent fuck wasn't so unnamed, it was Itachi. Clan slaying, brother torturing, dangerous missing nin Uchiha Itachi!
"He never tried to hide his identity and you saw him in his entirety. Really how did you over look the fact you were sleeping with Uchiha Itachi?" Sasori wasn't asking the question so much as he was insulting the jounin. He might not have been there but he had stetchy details of the situation, the jounin had even met him prior to that night when the former leaf ninja almost killed him. He should have known from the start.
"Think about what you said and ask yourself, did you every really think it possible for sex and Itachi to go into he same statement without the words 'would never have'? Of course I didn't know! He tried to kill me! He killed his family! Why the fuck would a enemy of myself, my village, be in a bar in the middle of nowhere in a schoolgirl outfit and flirting with me with the intent as to fuck me?! Would you consider that possible?!" The jounin yelled clawing at his hair with the thought of it before growling and throwing his hands back in his lap.
"You know, he sort of has a point. To be honest I wondered if Itachi even had a penis uh." Deidara mused allowed his/her eyes drifting off as he/she/it thought over it. The blond recieved a few strange looks for the statment.
"Hey its okay Mr. Leaf ninja. Itachi-san isn't such a bad person and he is really sad right now. We need you to cheer him up so he doesn't hurt anybody anymore!" The strange orange masked ninja came over and tried to comfort the leaf jounin, not touching but kneeling close, trying to make his voice light and soothing. Deidara came over and knocked the ninja over the forehead.
"What are you doing you idiot! Shut up and stay to the side!"
"Itachi? Sad? Is that even possible? What about you guys? Asking a lowly leaf jounin like myself? Why would ninjas like you need me to handle one of your own? Can't you even handle one pregnant murderer?" How odd that sounded for Kakashi say, like he actually believed it. Itachi, pregnant, hewas the daddy. He felt ill suddenly.
"You say that like its some small thing. Have you've ever seen Itachi cry? Ever? Have you ever thought it was even possible?! For fucks sake for the first month he didn't even have natural tears, he was crying his own blood! Ever seen a man crying blood tears while he killed a room full of people serving lunch just because they didn't have chocolate pudding?!" Hidan screamed out this time. He'd be the last to admit it but even though he was immortal he was afraid of the teenager. It was a bitch to get killed all the time but he'd never let anyone know he was scared, which meant alot of painful dying. Itachi took both his legs and left arm last time...
Kakahsi couldn't say he had. This was all becoming all too real in some sick demented way. Blood-crying, sex vixen, human butcher, pregnant Uchiha Itachi. 'They want me to be some kind of care-taker.'
"No way! I can't babysit him! How in the hell do you expect me to tame him?! It's impossible how do you even think I could!" He stood up clenching his fists and screaming out enough to rattle the critters in the area. There was no way he could handle this, impossible!
"You don't have a choice, you might be the only person he'll not kill under the circumstances. He chose you to be the father and that has to mean something. Do whatever it takes to make him happy, whatever he wants. Succeed and live, fail and we will annihilate Konoha. These are your choices." It was out there, it was final. He couldn't accept.
"No, I can't."
"Sasori, he isn't suppose to say no, Kakuzu you said this would fucking work!" The sliver hair S-rank crimminal yelled to his mostly silent partner, the black masked man behind Kakashi.
"Shut up. Kakashi, you realize what this means don't you? Death to everyone, we'll take out the sannins first, if Jaraiya dies, no more Icha Icha novels." There is was, the trump card, even Akatsuki knew of the ninja's greatest weakness and the jounin stilled frozen to the spot.
"No you can't do that!" He whirled around yelling in horror at the masked ninja. No more porn, that was worse than death, it was like, the worst kind of death times a million!
"We can and will, tell me Kakashi what do you say now?" The jounin stilled looking aroudn to all their expected faces scearching for mercy finding none and one ninja named Tobi faced down in the dirt with Deidara's foot on his head.
"Well?"
Small meek noises reverberated off of tall sturdy unforgiven trees. The sound of someone in tears reached the ears of the approaching person. They walked slowly but without hiding the sound of his approach. Sneaking up on Uchiha Itachi could mean certain death and would if he wasn't careful.
"Itachi?" The crying died to sniffles as the brunette silence them enough to hear what the voice would have to say.
"Itachi, I brought you some chocolate milk, I know how much you like it, would you like some now?" Kisame inched closer to the ninja and when a small slender hand reached out the mist ninja instantly handed over a bottle of the liquid. Through his tears the missing leaf nin slowly drank the substance taking care not to choke on it with his throat so constricted, they both felt the approaching footsteps and Kisame slightly moved forward almost acting as a shield even as he felt who was coming.
"Kisame, we brought him." Sasori said slightly out off in the distance, the blue skinned shark ninja might not mind being near the other ninja but he sure wasn't taking any chances getting too close. Hidan behind Kakashi shoved him in the shoulder pushing him past the group and too the front line so to speak. The leaf ninja stumbled and shot a glare over his shoulder. This was it, to say he was scared was an understatment, there wasn't a word for the feeling. He could hear the tears as he approached and the conversation. This was Uchiha Itachi, mentally unstabled pregnant Itachi. A fact he was beginning to believe.
"Whatever you do, if he asks you if he looks fat, don't say yes." Sasori warned spoken low enough so that the ninja in question would not hear. Everyone watched as the leaf ninja moved taking small steps towards what seemed to be his impending doom with a chant in his head saying. 'Pregnant Itachi. Pregnant Itachi. Pregnant Itachi. You're the daddy!'
The shark ninja gave him a most distasteful, hateful glare he ignored merely because it was nowhere near something he could be concerned about, not while watching the back of Itachi's shoulders shake with muffled sniffles reaching his ears. 'He really was crying.'
"I-Itachi?" His voice shook but he wasn't sure what to do or say. What he really wanted to do was run and get the hell out of here. This was crazy, sudicial. 'You've just been sold into slavery for a dangerous criminal mastermind who drinks chocolate milk and cries, oh yeah he killed his whole clan!'
Slowly, like a horror movie with everything stilled to a crawl Itachi turned his head. At first nothing visible through his long hair in a messy ponytail, then Kakashi caught a glimpse of his face the black lines under his eyes marred by tear streaks and red rimmed eyes. 'Oh fuck.' Kakashi's heart was pounding in his ears and he couldn't move, he couldn't even think to try. Sitting before him the pair of red sharingan eyes were full of tears almost glistening full of emotion and saddness. Even his nose was leaking from snot and pink all over, most likely from blowing it, there was a pile of tissues right in front of him. The leaf jounin was frightened more now than he was before.
He acually felt pity for Itachi.
"It was a really bad idea to... to agree to this." The Uchiha said fully aware if not somewhat trying to control his erractic emotions. A battle he wasn't particulary winning. He lifted up his cup and started drinking his milk and Kakashi did the only thing he could think to do.
He started running.
The chase was over before it started as three Akastuki members grabbed him by his arms and legs.
"Let me go! Let me go! I changed my mind I can't do this!" He struggled as they held him down and Hidan thought it a good idea to calm the man down by punching him in the gut and knocking the wind out of him. It prove to be a big mistake as seconds later his head with rolling on the ground severed from his form. As Kakashi coughed to catch his breath and moments later he lifted his head to look into the eyes of one decapitated ninja. Suddenly he didn't have the urge to breath anymore.
Deidara and Sasori, who had helped restrain the dog tamer's departure, stepped away from the leaf ninja and Itachi who held out his blood stain blade not wanting to follow in his footsteps. The sliver hair ninja looked up from his prone position to the Uchiha, his sword a little too near Kakashi's body to make him comfortable. The man could understand the other members fear of Itachi.
The man was still crying while covered in blood.
Itachi dropped his blade and sat down, ignoring the head corpse near his position and stared at Kakashi before looking down to his lap and tried to will away the tears. The Uchiha never looked so human before. So small and vunerable, forget the he just kill one of his own a second ago and ignore the blood trickling down his face and you'd think he was just a sad child lonely and hurt.
Maybe it was a moment of idiocy, maybe compassion or sense of obligation but the jounin had a lapse in judement as he crawled over and sat in front of the teen. He placed his hand tentively on a slender shoulder before his chest was met with a face full of Itachi's head. The Uchiha buried his face into the crook of his neck and cuddled his form wrapping his slender arms tightly with more strength than you'd think he was capable of.
The man would have shit himself if his body wasn't so tightly clenched everywhere. This deadly killer could end his life in a second and was clinging to him like treasured teddy bear. He looked up with pleading eyes at the other ninjas around him.
"Well seeing as how things are fine here we'll go on ahead. Zetsu, Kisame, Tobi and that woman over there who's name eludes me can stay behind to make sure you make it to headquarters fine." Sasori said as he retreated
"My name is Konan!" The blue hair female stated.
"Kakuzu you going to collect your partner and come with us?" She was promptly dimissed and completely ignored by the man as he adressed the masked ninja.
"Fuck, hurry up and get me this hurts like a bitch!" Hidan whined just a face with no body. This would have weirded Kakashi out if he wasn't currently peering bug-eye at the clan killer crying in his arms.
"You know better than to upset Itachi you dolt." The man said walking over and picking up Hidan's head and placing it back on his body, walking away without even waiting for him to recover.
"This is going to be a long six months uh." Deidara followed after the sand ninja their forms disappearing quickly with unsaid relief at no longer burdened with Itachi, no that was Kakashi's problem now. Hidan didn't even wait until his neck was fully healed again before taking off, a hateful glare sent the teen's way before his departure.
Now left with a fish creature, a plant man, some random female and a weird orange mask guy Kakashi couldn't have felt more out of place in temple for celibate monks. Tobi edged near him holding out Itachi's half finished cup of chocolate milk.
"Itachi-san... could have the rest?" He asked, the jounin wasn't sure if he should laugh or inch away farther. Itachi nodded his head though he didn't move it from Kakashi's body. Tobi cheered and finished the milk happily.
Kisame looked on jealousy at the leaf ninja deciding he wasn't going to watch months of this. Itachi never wanted hugs form him. Ever. Even when the shark offered all he recieved in reply was a death threat. This was the last straw.
Kakashi must die.
'My life is over.' The jounin sighed aloud staring up at the sky praying that some god somewhere would show mercy and strike him down with a lighting bolt.
The god's decided that watching him get tortured was much more fun to see.
It was over half a day later that they walked into a nearby town. Usually such a place took Kakashi six hours to get to, it took them almost thirteen for one reason. That reason was cingling to his chest in that moment. Itachi refused to let the jounin go and after knocking Tobi threw ten strong trees and throwing Kisame's face into the ground they gave up trying to convince the pregnant ninja to let the leaf jounin go and Kakashi ended up carting him on his front side the whole way. Itachi wasn't by any means heavy, no more in weight than an average grown woman. After the first three hours in running with him he seemed to gain in weight until now, he felt like a half ton brick. The masked ninja's back hurt, alot.
"I'll be outside the perimeter." Just like that Zetsu, the swamp thing Kakashi dubbed him, disappeared. It was a good move seeing how Kisame drew enough attention to them looking like Jaws on land even in the dark of night. Though the tingling feeling the jounin got in the back of his neck told him where all the attention was focused. Sure enough he looked around to notice subtle glances to full out stares from the town's 'night crawlers', thugs and thieves that roamed the streets after dark. He sighed placing his hand on Itachi's thighs (ignoring the wierd feeling that thought brought to him) and joslted him around a bit to try and take the weight off his aching back. He was too old for this.
"Itachi we are here, want to get down and walk around?" 'Please let me fucking go!' For a while there was nothing but when Itachi's feet touched the ground Kakashi released a big puff of air in relief. Once the teen pulled away the leaf ninja stretch out his arms and bent backwards only to hear his back crack.
That hurt.
"We should find a place to stay for the night." The shark man broke the silence happy that the foolish leaf bitch was no longer holding his Itachi. The brunette's face cleared up of most the redness too and the look in his eyes were back to that of a lifeless dolls. He must be back to normal, for a time.
"Yo move flower patch I want some sleep." Kisame thought to comment to the leaf ninja but Kakashi hadn't moved an inch since he cracked his back.
"...I'm stuck." Was all he thought to say. To this the blue skin man let out a roar of laughter at the expense of the jounin's prediciment.
"Ha ha hee hee hee, you stupid tree hugger. What are you? A hundred?" It was strange to hear the blue abomination giggle but it made the jounin furious. He was not built to carry a hundred and sixty pound man like a baby! When he got out of this he'd kick the fucker in his deformed colored testicles. In moments Itachi was standing at his back and the leaf ninja had an awkward upside down view of him.
"This will hurt." Was all the warning he got before his neck was gripped in one hand and pushed forward to be caught at the stomach by his other. To say it would hurt was an understatement.
It felt like someone took rusty cleaver to his back and cut down along his spine.
He let out a grunt and hiss but would allow no more to past his lips than that. His eyes were clenched tight and he had his hands to hold him up by placing them on his knees. The Akatsuki member didn't let him go but started rubbing his back and placing pressure at some painful points. It was like rubbing lemon and salt on a infection sword wound yet the jounin couldn't even smack his hands away without moving and aggravating it worse.
Then, just like that, it was gone. He stood back up fast enough that if Itachi didn't have quick reflexes he would have smacked him in the face.
"What the hell was that?" Kakashi rubbed his back, the pain gone like it was never there. Itachi made some sort of noise and brushed past him Kisame quick to follow at his heels.
"Itachi-san's mood swings happen often, but it's good your here or he would have been crying for hours!" The orange mask ninja declared behind him. Tobi as it was, seemed very odd, unlike the other quiet killing machines. To say he was a happy pleasent person to be around was saying too much, he could be one of those mutiple personality psychos. In fact, Kakashi was counting on it. At least one of his personas was cheerful. He'd have to be careful not to trigger any others.
"So that happens often?" Might as well find out what he can.
"Well Tobi isn't always around but Tobi hears about four times a week. Itachi-san also gets angry often too, but he also feels guilty and tries to make up for it once and a while. Deidara-sempai says its the hormones in him talking. Is that like having another voice in your head Kakashi-san?" The honorific was odd for the jounin to near but dismissed it. So the Uchiha prodigy had alot of ups and downs. They were bad enough for Akatsuki to warrant his help, how they expected him to he had no idea. Only that Tobi noted hugging Itachi stopped the crying. Oh god.
He had become a babysitter afterall.
"Come on Kakashi-san we must not fall behind!" Just like that the other ninja gripped him by the wrist and started tugging him along after the others.
The woman with blue hair went ignored behind them.
"What is it with you men?!"
An hour later soaking in a hot tub Kakashi relaxed completely. After being permissibly forced into servitude by the most dangerous ninja criminal organzation around suddenly fearing death wasn't something he was currently worried about. He wondered if the Hokage knew anything of this, it wasn't like any sort of traditional mission she had sent him on. On the off chance that Akatsuki threathen her and agreed to sell Kakashi off into slavery at the expense of the village seemed pausible but why hide the details? It was just as likely all the finer points were hidden from her only that the bargain for his extended services must have been great. If only that boosted his ego.
It didn't.
Escaping wasn't an option, not really, not with certain repercussion's, but he also didn't believe they would really let him waltz out at the end of this either. That was too clean and easy. Perhaps there would be a way to establish contact or a spy network in Akatsuki's domain while he was there. Jaraiya spoke of trailing the organzation himself, maybe Kakashi could find a way to reach him.
"Mind if I join you?" Kakashi whipped his head upwards not hearing the footsteps approach, it wasn't because he was too lax to hear it, the other man wanted that way. From his position seated at the edge of the tub Kakashi found that was a very bad idea to be there, to have had look right up at that movement in time with the man standing right over top him.
Itachi was naked as the day he was born.
"Eh?!" Kakashi jumped away falling back into the water. When he rose again to the surface it appeared Itachi found his reaction amusing, if that cocky little half smirk was anything to go by.
'It was really him.'
It was one thing to be told so, to even go through the exprience, but though the teen was in a skirt at the Kakashi regonized those legs, that cock, the little consending smirk. Dark hair let loose of its pony tail faling over his shoulder's, hsi build slender yet firm his hairless chest showing the years of work his put into being a top-notch killer. Though that thought didn't quite garner the disgusted feeling it should. Nothing about seeing the teen appeared appalling at all, especially not all that white unscarred cream colored skin.
Or the little tell-tale bugle forming over his stomach.
'I fucked Itachi!' That little fact had his brian struggling to understand. The brunette gave up on waiting for the other to answer and slipped into the unabashed at his nudity. All the jounin wore under the water's surface was a skimpy towel, he was sure to keep everything but his head under water. It wasn't that he was normally shy but the circumstances was something to cause him panic.
Seeing Itachi completely nude was a turn on.
"You're rather coy, a little late for that don't you think?" The Uchiha said. Kakashi made a point not to look anywhere but the teen's face, when his eyes didn't obey him he decided to stare at his abandoned mask and headband right over the other's shoulder. He really wished he didn't take those off right about now.
Kakashi thought the other would grow tired of his silence, sit back and relax but instead the boy stared at him the whole time. His eyes a clear sheen of black at not having his sharingan activated, a first he had seen in months. 'He hid at least one detail that night.'
In thinking about it there was alot he didn't hide. 'Would you like for me to be on top of you?' Kakashi didn't dismiss that thought fast enough, he knew because the look on his face when he thought it made Itachi smirk at him.
'He knows what I'm thinking about!'
"Are you really so afraid now you have figured out who I am? Really Kakashi-san, I'm disappionted in you."
"Fear isn't the word I'd use. Repulsed perhaps is what your looking for."
"Aroused is what I see from you."
"..." 'Damn he caught that.' That would mean... "You're staring at my crotch!"
"Hn." Was his only answer. The jounin hated the calm look on his face right in that moment. How dare he, coming in here so nonchalant, comepletely nude, it didn't help he looked sexy wet. 'Shit.'
"What do you want Itachi? Does part of my sentence serve to have you attach to my hip the whole time?" The look he recieved after that was so cunning it was downright naughty.
"Attached by the hips yes." Kakashi's jaw dropped and his eyes opened wide. Itachi was flirting with him! No it wasn't subtle enough to be called flirting. 'You are to appease Itachi by any means necessary.' Sasori's words seem to ring throughout his head.
He wasn't just sold into slavery, he was meant to be Itachi's whore!
Their elluding his questions suddenly made sense, as did why they were looking to him 'satisfy Itachi'. He did it once before afterall and the look he was getting right then was like the teen was a hungry lion and he was dinner. Was he really suppose to have sex with the teen? Wasn't that violating some code somewhere? Why the hell were Itachi's teammates setting this up in the first place?!
"I'm not going to do no such thing no way!" He protested standing up in the water his fist clenched with intent. It seems Itachi had no interest in decloration as he was staring at the water's surface or more aptly Kakashi's groin. It was then the jounin noticed his towel floating away. 'Whoops.'
''That doesn't mean anything, it doesn't listen to me ever!" Kakashi argued with the boy, said male ignoring anything he had to protest his dark orbs staring at his uncover bits vicariously. It had the leaf jounin unsettled. "Stop looking at me like that!" Itachi raised his eyes to stare at the the other man's face a wicked smile on his lips. He didn't need to say anything.
'Oh fuck...'
This chapter was perhaps the quickest to write as it came out in like three days, but somehow I didn't like it much, felt a bit rushed... Besides I had to end it here as I wasn't sure what to write anymore. Unless I was going to continue with Itachi bouncing on Kakashi's lap... not that I don't think he wouldn't do that. I just don't know how to start!