Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Immortal Bitches ❯ Mortal Combat ( Chapter 8 )

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Summary: Rouyakan, Cassie, and Alex are three fairly average girls... Well, as average as a wolf youkai, witch, and the daughter of Death can be! Due to a spell that went wrong, the three supernatural girls have been thrown into the world of Naruto and his friends. Watch as adventure, chaos, and general stupidity occur!

Rated R/NC-17 for language the graphic nature of some chapters.

Some OC pairings (with the villains, of course, 'cause they're hot).

Chapter 8: Mortal Combat

Inside the room with Naruto and company.

“No one's here.” said Naruto, looking around.

The girls sneezed and began to discuss something while the others ignored them, for they had nothing to do with it.

“Sakura, I'm okay now.” said Sasuke, who had been leaning on Sakura.

“Oh, okay.” said Sakura, letting go of Sasuke reluctantly.

“Hey, hey! What're we supposed to do?” asked Naruto.

“Why don't you read the big sign on the wall?” Rouyakan pointed to a rather large sign.

Sakura read:

`If you do not possess `heaven', gain knowledge and be prepared. If you don't possess `earth', run through the fields and seek strength. If you open both `heaven' and `earth', dangerous paths turn into safe paths; this is the secret of _____, it shall lead you on your way.'

“So, what does that all mean?” Naruto shrugged.

“That part, there, looks like it's missing a word.” said Sakura. “It's probably referring to the scrolls.”

“No duh.” said Rouyakan, who was inspecting her claws to make sure nothing was in them. Sakura turned to Rouyakan, a bit hurt. Alex elbowed her in the stomach. “Ouch! You bitch, why the hell--?” Rouyakan glared at Alex.

“I think it's telling us to open both the `heaven' and `earth' scrolls.” Sakura finally said, after inspecting the writing again.

Then Sakura took the scroll of heaven and Naruto took the scroll of earth they began to stare intently at the scrolls.

“Oh dear god, don't just stare at them! Just fucking open them already!!” yelled a really peeved Rouyakan. (Who's stomach still hurt from Alex's jab.)

“…Okay!” Naruto and Sakura braced themselves and peeled open the scrolls. Once opened, the scrolls began to pour out white smoke. Then a figure began to emerge. It was a man.

“Oh shit! We don't have the spell on!” cried a spazzing Cassie.

“Calm down. It'll be all right.” said Alex.

Then Naruto cried out, “Iruka-sensei?!” The girls had `WTF?!' expressions on their faces.

“Looks like you guys made it in time.” said Iruka, looking at a watch. “And it looks like you guys didn't look in the scrolls. If you had, you would've had a sleeping jutsu cast on you.” Naruto and Sakura looked extremely relieved that they hadn't opened them before.

The girls were now in the process of sneaking away because they didn't want to explain themselves to this guy. So, they found a closest and hid in there.

Ten minutes later, the girls had put the spell that only allowed Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke to see them. When they came out they saw the three were gone.

“Those bastards ditched us!” yelled Alex furiously.

“They could be anywhere…” sighed Cassie.

“Don't worry, I'll use my nose to track them down.” replied Rouyakan simply, tapping her nose with a finger.

They roamed to halls for a bit with Rouyakan on all fours sniffing the ground (E/N: Like Inuyasha!! *laughs*). They came to a large arena-like room where all the teams who had passed the last exam were there. They saw Lee's team, Hinata's team, Naruto and his team, Ino's team, the bastard and his team, those bastard sound ninja's that attacked them, and much to Alex's dismay, Gaara and his team were there also.

`Oh great, he's here. God must be laughing at me.' thought Alex.

`Oh god not those creepy sound Ninja's.' thought Cassie.

`Joy. The bastards' here.' thought Rouyakan grimly.

The girls saw the examiners and everyone's senseis lined up in front of the teams, who were standing in rows on the arena floor.

Suddenly, the girls heard loud obnoxious talking coming from somewhere near Kakashi, and saw Gai saying how he was amazed at how his students passed.

Kakashi just turned, looking bored, and said, “Hm? Did you say something?”

Now usually you would expect Alex to burst out laughing right now. Well this time it was Rouyakan, who just couldn't help herself. “Hahaha!” She laughed really loud, getting everyone's attention from the crowd and the sensei's.

`Oh shit!' thought Alex and Cassie at the same time.

Kakashi knew who was laughing immediately (Hey, he's lived with them for a week and he already knows them well).

“Rouyakan, Cassie, Alex, you best show yourselves.” replied Kakashi calmly.

Nervous laughter filled the room as the three appeared in front of everyone.

“Hello.” said Alex, waving slightly at the crowd.

Some gasps went throughout the room. Kankuro flinched when he saw Alex but then he saw Rouyakan and her tail and ears and couldn't decide who to be more afraid of. Gai was spazzing about Rouyakan's ears and tail and how they lied to him. Ibiki glared at Alex for the whole `Fly Swatter of Doom' incident. Anko was just weirded out of her mind.

“I do believe you girls have some explaining to do.” said Kakashi seriously, like he was scolding children.

“We were just trying to help.” said Cassie in a small voice.

“We're sorry.” whispered Alex.

“Wait a minute! We can't get in trouble. We didn't do anything wrong. The rules never stated that non-human girls couldn't help!” Realized Rouyakan.

“Hmm, I think we should revise those rules.” chuckled the Hokage.

Just then some guy jumped down in front of the Hokage.

“Sorry I'm late.” He said, coughing.

“It's okay.” Said the Hokage as he stepped back.

The stranger then turned to the crowd and said, “My name's Hayate, and I'll be referee for the preliminaries. The half of you who made it, well… that's going to be cut in half after these next rounds.”

The girls, who were being held by Kakashi by the neck of their shirts, were struggling to be with Team Seven.

“Let us go!” said Cassie as she struggled uselessly in the Jounin's grip.

“Let me go, or… or I'll seal your soul in my scythe!” yelled Alex.

Kakashi had a playful smile as he smile at the girls' antics.

Rouyakan didn't try to struggle. She stared at Kakashi with her usual scowling glare. For some reason, they reached an unspoken agreement and Kakashi released the trio.

“If anyone thinks that they cannot compete, tell me now.” said Hayate as he coughed.

Kabuto raised his hand.

“Who are you?” asked Hayate.

“Kabuto.” said Kabuto.

“Why?!” Naruto yelled.

“Woot! The bastard's going! Yeah!” cheered Alex.

Kakashi looked at Alex. Alex just smiled her `aren't I just kawaii?' smile.

Then Sakura raised her hand but it went unnoticed by Hayate. Sasuke grabbed her hand and started talking to her sternly. Naruto turned and began talking to Sasuke. As much as the girls tried, the three were just too far away to hear everything.

“If no one else is going to disqualify themselves, then please make your way to the balconies. The first two people to fight will remain on the floor.” said Hayate. A screen began to sort the names randomly.

The screen showed that the first fight was going to be Sasuke and some sunglasses-wearing guy from the bastards' team.

“Okay. Lets start this.” Hayate raised his hand.

Soon everyone was on the balcony watching what would happen with the fight, which wasn't going all that well for Sasuke, seeing as the other guy was kind of kicking his ass.

“You see, my power is sucking chakura.” The sunglasses guy said as the girls watched Sasuke struggle against the guys' hold.

“Go, Sasuke-kun!” cheered Sakura.

“Kick some ass!” added Alex.

“Girls, please don't make a spectacle of yourselves. You're in enough trouble as it is.” said Kakashi as he pulled out his `Come Come Paradise' book. Rouyakan, Alex, and Cassie noticed the book and started to crowd Kakashi.

“Kakashi-sensei, what's that?” chorused the girls with chibi eyes.

“Something that you three shouldn't read.” Kakashi stated simply.

“You suck.” whined Cassie.

“Girls, just watch the fight.” said Kakashi as he gestured for the girls to watch Sasuke. The girls turned to see Sasuke on the ground with the guy on top of him with blue light emitting from the guy's hands. Sasuke did some sort of flip, getting himself out of the other shinobi's hold. The girls saw that the damn seal on Sasuke's neck was about to act up again. Sasuke got a determined look on his face that said, `I refuse to rely on this', and proceeded to kick the guy `til he was unconscious. (E/N: I forget the attack Sasuke uses. Something like `Loin's Combo' or something… Ah, it was so long ago…)

“Well that was quick.” Rouyakan said finally after a long stretch of silence.

“Well, I have to go help Sasuke with that seal, could you girls sit back and watch everyone? And not cause any problems?” Kakashi looked specifically at Alex, who just smiled disarmingly.

“Sure.” Alex responded as Kakashi vanished and reappeared to where Sasuke was and proceed to lead him away.

The screen flashed again, showing the next two combatants.

`Shino and Zaku' it read.

“Will the next two fighters come down to the arena?” coughed Hayate.

“I'm bored!” whined Cassie. “And I don't want to really see this fight.”

“Yeah, and we can't annoy Kakashi- sensei.” sighed Alex, slouching over the balcony railing.

Rouyakan, however, said nothing, as she was having this feeling that someone was watching her as she watched the fighters assume their positions on the arena floor. She looked up and saw Gai looking at her awkwardly.

“Yes?” Rouyakan sighed tiredly, not really wanting to explain herself for the one-thousandth time already.

“I want to know if those ears and tail of yours are real or not!” shouted Gai.

“Yes.” responded Rouyakan dully, still watching the fight. She yawned when she saw Shino win his fight.

Gai seemed to have turned to stone.

Cassie then turned and whispered to Rouyakan. “Is he okay?”

Rouyakan got an evil smirk. “Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine in an hour or so. You know, the whole shock of finding out that I'm a wolf youkai and all.”

“Uh, girls, I'm going to go to the bathroom.” Sakura ran off to the lady's room.

“I guess she's getting nervous…” Alex remarked. The girls saw Ino smirk evilly and follow after Sakura.

“Well I think uber-bitch is going to make Sakura throw up.” said Cassie.

“Let's hope Sakura doesn't take it to heart.” sighed Rouyakan, totally bored.

Suddenly Naruto came up to the girls and yelled, “Hey, where did Sakura-chan go?” straight in Alex's ear.

“Naruto, can you yell in my other ear? I think I can still hear out of it.” moaned Alex.

“She's in the bathroom.” sighed Rouyakan as she took a Vanilla Pepsi out of her sleeve and cracked it open with a hiss.

“Hey, where did you get that?” asked Naruto.

“From my haori sleeve.” Rouyakan gestured at her huge sleeves.

Naruto looked a little weirded out because the sleeves looked like, well, sleeves.

“No way that thing could have come from there.” laughed Naruto like it was some big joke.

“Believe us Naruto, what Rouyakan say's goes on with that kimono is true. We don't really get it either.” said Alex.

Naruto then got a really big grin on his face and proceeded to ask questions. “Really? What else is in there? I want to know!”

“I really don't know what half the things in here are anymore. When you get to be my age you forget things that you stash for those `just in case' purposes.” Rouyakan explained. Naruto stuck his head in one of the sleeves.

“Hello!” he yelled. Soon he heard an echo from within the sleeve. Naruto began to laugh.

Sakura then returned with Ino close behind her. Sakura had a look of determination and Ino had one that said `you are so going down'.

Suddenly, there was a poof and Kakashi was back right next to Naruto, scaring him.

Soon the screen began to flash names again. The next one's up were

Sakura and Ino.

“Go Sakura!” yelled Cassie as Sakura and Ino made their way down to the ring.

“Show that bitch no mercy!” yelled Rouyakan. She was into this fight because she wanted to see if Sakura's skills got any better.

“You go bitch!” yelled Alex to Sakura (in a friendly way).

Kakashi stared at the girls. He then wondered why the hell Alex just called Sakura a bitch. Weren't they friends? Alex, realizing this, decided to clear it up.

“I mean this in a good way, not a bad way. You know, like when I call Rouyakan a cock-sucking asshole.”

“What was that, you crackwhore?” asked Rouyakan.

“You heard me!” snapped Alex. Soon the girls were on the ground, rolling around pulling each other's hair, kicking, and clawing at each other's eyes.

Kakashi just stared at the girls while they were screaming profanities.

“Uh do you think we should stop them?”

“If you want your hand bitten off, be my guest.” sighed Cassie as she watched to make sure no one got killed.

Back with the fight, Sakura and Ino were saying how Sasuke wasn't important anymore (E/N: >F Damn straight he's not!) and that how they were better than one another. Everyone gasped when Ino reached up and slashed off her long platinum blonde hair just in order to use her jutsu.

Back on the balcony, Alex and Rouyakan's cat fight (or would it be wolf fight…?) was getting a little out of hand. Soon Shikamaru couldn't take it anymore and walked up to the two fighting girls, kneeled down and sighed out, “You two are very troublesome, you know that?” This seem to stop the fight as Rouyakan was just about to bite Alex on the shoulder and answered, “Yeah, we know, but hey, what are you gonna do about?”

The two girls stood up, dusted themselves off, and returned to watching the fight like nothing had happened.

“So what did we miss?” asked Alex.

“Oh, nothing much, just that uber-bitch just possessed Sakura.” Cassie said nonchalantly.

“Oh no… I really don't want Sakura to lose to a person like her.”

The girls watched Sakura struggle a bit against being possessed, then Ino gained full control. She was about to announce “Sakura's” defeat when suddenly Sakura screamed and grabbed her head.

“Well, it seems uber-bitch is having trouble.” stated Alex.

“How so?” asked Rouyakan.

“If you have one or more personalities, it's harder to possess them!” sang Alex.

“You mean Sakura has multiple personalities?” Rouyakan arched an eyebrow.

“No, no… well, maybe one that she has good control over or takes medication for. Not sure, but it's workin' for her.”

Soon Sakura and Ino punched each other and were both knocked unconscious. Hayate then raised his hand to signal the fight was over.

“Third match: no winner!”

Kakashi and Ino's sensei then went down to get the girls and brought them back up to the balcony. A few minutes later both girls began to awake.

“Welcome back to the world of the living!” sang out Alex.

“Sakura-chan, are you all right?” said Naurto with concern.

“Yes, I'm fine.” said Sakura, sitting up.

Then next fight was well underway and the girls were growing restless again, and decided to torture someone. Their target? Kakashi.

“Hey guys, I want to see what's in that book Kakashi-sensei always reads.” whispered Cassie to the other two.

“Yeah, me too!” agreed Alex.

“Yeah, I want to know if it's porn or just a really good romance novel.” Rouyakan added.

They all looked up and saw Kakashi reading his book. He had a blush and was giggling really perversely.

“On second thought, I say it's porn.” said Rouyakan.

“Most likely. Men…” Alex sighed.

“You girls still want to see what's in it?” asked Rouyakan as another fight ended.

“Hell yeah!” Alex nodded enthusiastically. So the girls made a plan to distract Kakashi.

“Okay, here's the plan. I say Alex's goes and flashes Kakashi-sensei her boobs, then Cassie and I will sneak around behind him to steal the book.” Rouyakan outlined the strategy on the floor, where they were crouching.

“Yeah, let's do it! …Hey, wait a minute, why do I have to be the one that has to show him my boobs?!” Alex hissed.

“Because you have the biggest.” said Cassie with a smile.

“No way! Rouyakan's are way bigger!” whined Alex.

“Uh, guys? We all have C cups.” Rouyakan shook her head about the child-like behavior of her friends. The girls pondered this a moment, looked at each other's boobs, and agreed they were the same size.

“I vote new plan.” Alex raised her hand.

“Agreed.” Rouyakan and Cassie seconded the motion.

So the girls new plan was this: Alex was to jump on Kakashi's back like she did when they fist meet him and start asking what the hell was happening in the arena, while Rouyakan and Cassie carefully got the book.

“Okay, break!” said Rouyakan as she sent Alex to do her part of the mission.

Alex took a deep breath, got hyper, then ran straight for Kakashi, launched herself in the air, and latched onto his back and yelled, “Kakashi-sensei!”

Kakashi was a little surprise by this sudden piggyback ride from Alex, but he also knew the girls were up to something (He hadn't lived with them for a week for nothing).

“Alex, what are you doing?” sighed Kakashi.

“Nothing, I just wanted to know what's happening in the arena.” asked Alex in her best child-like voice. Kakashi then sensed Rouyakan and Cassie sneaking around behind.

“Don't even think about it you two.” said Kakashi

“Kuso!” Rouyakan hissed and the two of them went back to their planning-corner. Alex got off Kakashi's back and went back to the girls.

“Grr, how did he know it was us?” pouted Alex.

“Maybe because he's a Jounin?” stated Rouyakan as she looked a little lost in thought.

“Well that sucks… now what will we do?” asked Cassie.

“I don't know…” said Alex, a bit miserable. She looked over at Hinata who seemed like she was in a funk.

“Hey, have you guys meet Hinata?” asked Alex suddenly.

“Who?” asked Cassie, confused.

“Alex, what did you do?” Rouyakan had a warning tone of voice, like `So help me Alex, if you did something stupid again…'.

Alex held her hands up in defense. “Nothing, nothing, I swear. It's just that we met in the Forest of Death when I went to get some souls and I bumped into her and she thought I was going to take her instead.” said Alex with a nervous laugh.

“Well then let us go say our hellos!” said Cassie cheerfully. Alex got up and went over to Hinata.

“Yo Hinata! Want to hang with me and my friends?” asked Alex, casually throwing an arm around Hinata (the non-bone one).

“H--huh? A--re y--ou sure?” stuttered Hinata. She seemed a little scared to meet Alex's friends.

“Yeah. I'm sure they're dying to meet you.” said Alex, who then caught her little pun and began to laugh, leading Hinata over to everyone.

“Aw, you're just too cute!” squealed Cassie as she ran to hug Hinata.

“Uh Cassie, I think you're killing her.” noted Rouyakan as Hinata started to turn blue.

Cassie just realized that Hinata was in fact turning blue and let go of her. “Oops, guess I don't know my own strength.” laughed Cassie.

Rouyakan went to Hinata and bowed slightly. “I'm Rouyakan, the wolf youkai. No need for my last name.”

“H--hello. Pleased to meet you…” Hinata looked a little frightened, but mostly because the three were such… odd characters.

“I'm Cassie!” Cassie bounced up and down in front of Hinata, before hugging her again. “Ooh, you're just too cuh--yute!”

“H--hyuuga Hinata.” Hinata responded shyly.

“Come on! Sit with us! We're bored and don't want to watch the fights.” said Alex, sitting down and patting the spot beside her.

“I guess… I mean… maybe I should get back to my team…?” stuttered Hinata.

“Nonsense. Your sensei hasn't come to bitch at you for being with us yet.” said Cassie.

“Starburst?” asked Rouyakan as she offered a strawberry fruit chew to Hinata from a bag.

“W--where did you get that?” asked Hinata curiously.

“From my haori sleeves.” Rouyakan pulled out a can of soda. “Coke?” as she offered the soda.

“O--okay.” As she was about to take the Coke, a loud shout was heard.

“Hinata!” Hinata quickly turned her head and saw Kiba glaring at her.

“Hinata, stop talking to those girls and get back over here!”

“S--sorry.” Hinata called back. As she was about to turn and leave, Alex's hand stopped her. Alex stood up, went over to Kiba, and was about to go and bitch-slap him but then Random Blonde Chick came running from god knows where and bitch-slapped Kiba. She then proceeded to the fighting ring and glomped Hayate before running off, FBI agents hot on her trail yelling something about using E-bay for funding an underground organization.

Alex shrugged her shoulders, for she was satisfied with what Random Blonde Chick did, and went back over to her friends.

“Okay, now that that's done, let's get to eating. I'm starved.” said Alex. So the girls began to munch on some candy, snacks, and soda, courtesy of Rouyakan's magic sleeves

“So Hinata, do you have a crush on anyone?” asked Cassie slyly. Hinata began to blush dramatically.

“Oh do tell!” said Alex happily, like she was at a sleepover party. Hinata began to fidget and fiddle with her fingers.

“N-Naruto-kun…” she said, barely above a whisper.

“Aww!” the girls cooed. They thought it was just so cute how the little shy girl liked the loud, oblivious boy.

“Oh, let me guess: he doesn't really know you exist, right?” asked Alex.

“Not really…” said Hinata sadly.

“When I was your age I went through the exact same thing… there was this boy who when I was ever around him my stomach would do this funny little flip-floppy thing.” Alex sighed.

“So what happened?” asked Hinata.

“He told me that I was a freak and that I should leave him alone.” said Alex.

Hinata paled again, thinking the worst scenario if she told Naruto how she felt.

“S--so what happened after that?” asked Hinata quietly looking at Naruto.

“Oh me Rouyakan trashed his ass… I got suspended from school for a week… Rouyakan got ground by my mom since she doesn't go to school and lives with me… the usual…” said Alex vaguely.

“R-really?” said Hinata

“Oh, if Naruto does break your heart, we'll break his legs, `kay?” said Rouyakan, with a smile. Hinata looked like she was going to faint.

“Y--you wouldn't really--” Hinata started, but never got to finish as the announcement for the next fighters rang out.

“Hmm, poor girl, guess she'll never know…” Rouyakan kidded.

“Next up: Naruto and Kiba!” Hayate waited for the two fighters to come to the arena.

The girls looked up and saw Naruto pale from nervousness. Alex went over to Naruto and asked, “Do you want us to help you out with your nervousness?”

“Yes. As long as you don't hit.” He added quickly.

“'Kay! Rouyakan, get the stereo!”

“Right!” She rummaged through her sleeves and pulled out a big stereo and a CD.

“What are you going to do with that?” asked Hinata as they plugged the stereo into the wall and moved to the rail.

“You'll see. This method always helps when you're nervous.” Cassie winked at Hinata.

“Hurry up!” Kiba yelled from the ring.

Naruto jumped down and Rouyakan put the CD in and played track twelve. There was a crackling noise from the speakers, then suddenly the stereo began blasting a tune.

Give it to me baby
Uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby
Uh huh uh huh
Give it to me baby
Uh huh uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Kiba was pissed. He turned to Hayate.

“Is this allowed?!”

Hayate sighed and shrugged. There was no rule that said music couldn't be played.

Naruto had suddenly acquired a strange new confidence from the song. “Let's go!” yelled Naruto, adopting a fighting stance.

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

Kakashi gave the girls a look.

“What?” said Cassie.

“Hey, this method's helping.” pointed out Rouyakan, but at that moment Kiba had just kick Naruto and went flying across the room.

“Okay, maybe not.” Said Alex as she saw Akamaru turn red and rabid and start to attack Naruto.

“Ouch! That's gotta hurt!” Cassie winced as Naruto got bitten.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
Hey, hey do that brand new thing

“Ha, looks like I got you now!” Jeered Kiba as he went behind Naruto. But just then Naruto farted in Kiba's face and Kiba doubled over in agony.

Give it to me baby
Uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby
Uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby
Uh huh uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

The girls doubled over in laughter at that surprise attack, overhearing from Kiba's sensei that his smell was as keen as a dog's.

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass!

“Give it up.” Said Kiba. “You can't win against me!” Naruto got up, breathing heavily.

Hey, hey do that brand new thing!

“Come on Naruto! Think of something!” yelled Alex.

“You can't lose to a cocky son-of-a-bitch like him!” Rouyakan added.

“Yeah!” called Cassie.

“N--naruto-kun…” Hinata watched with baited breath for the outcome.

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's, he's the dopest trip

Suddenly, things happened all at once. Naruto turned into Kiba. Kiba turned Akamaru into him. Soon Kiba was all confused. He couldn't tell who was who! Growling, he punched both of them and both of them tuned into Naruto's. Kiba was now really confused because he couldn't figure out who was Akamaru and who was Naruto anymore. To make things even more confusing, Akamaru suddenly lunged at Kiba and sank his teeth into his arm. Kiba was surprised that Akamaru would turn on him. There was a `poof' and `Akamaru' became Naruto.

“Eww, you taste disgusting!” Naruto said around Kiba's arm.

Give it to me baby
Uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby
Uh huh, uh huh

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

“Woot! You go Naruto!” yelled out Alex.

“Smart thinking.” mused Rouyakan.

“And you said he would get his ass kicked, Kakashi!” smirked Cassie.

“Naruto-kun, that was--“ started Hinata softly.

“Amazing!” yelled out Sakura at the top of her lungs to cheer him o, cutting off Hinata.

The girls sighed. Hinata was going to need a lot of help if she wanted Naruto to notice her.

The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
Let's get some more wannabe's

Hey, hey do that brand new thing!

Just as the song ended, Naruto used a variation of the attack Sasuke used, knocking Kiba out and winning the match. The medical team went to help Kiba as Naruto made his way back up to the balcony to rejoin everyone.

“Come on Hinata! Make a move! Do something!” whispered Cassie as she gave a light shove in his direction.

Hinata thrust her hands out at Naruto, offering him a small container of healing ointment.

“Here Naruto-kun. For you wounds.” she said softly while looking away from him.

“Thanks Hinata.” Naruto took the ointment and began to inspect it. She smiled and ran off to give another thing to Kiba.

“Hey, this stuff works great!” yelled Naruto, not knowing that the Kyuubi sealed in him made him heal extraordinarily fast. He turned to Sakura.

“You want some for your wounds, Sakura-chan?” Naruto got punched on the head and scolded by Sakura.

Soon the screen showed the next pair of fighters.

`Hyuuga Hinata and Hyuuga Neji'

“Wow. `Dumb-fuck' is related to Hinata. Who knew?” gasped Alex.

“I see the resemblance.” said Rouyakan. “It's the eyes.”

“Shall we cheer for Hinata?” asked Cassie.

The girls ran to the rail, yelling stuff to support Hinata.

“Go bitch! Kick that bastard's ass to hell and back!” yelled Alex.

“Show his ass up even if you are related!” shouted Rouyakan.

“Show him what you're made of!” yelled Cassie.

“Yeah, you show him Hinata!” yelled Naruto.

Hinata didn't even seem to hear this. She was far too nervous because she was going up against her cousin, who had always been a great ninja.

Neji, on the other hand, was getting pretty sick of these `non-ninja' girls yelling and insulting him. He was pretty sure he could kick all of their asses. The girls didn't seem all that strong.

“Would you three shut up? I can't concentrate with three dimwits yelling.” snapped Neji furiously at the girls. Rouyakan's eye began to twitch.

“You want to take me on, you little punk?!” she yelled, about to jump over the rail and into the ring to give Neji a piece of her mind, but was stopped when she realized was being held back by Kakashi, who just happened to be holding her around the chest. Kakashi, although he hadn't meant to hold her back in that fashion, had a little perverted grin on his face. He also knew that Rouyakan might skin him alive after this.

“Now, now Rouyakan, if you go down there you'll get Hinata disqualified.” he said.

Rouyakan's eye was still twitching, but not from Neji anymore. It was from the fact that Kakashi was holding her chest.

“Kakashi, you have three seconds to let go of my breasts or I'll skin you alive.” seethed Rouyakan.

“Okay, okay… just watch the fight.” said Kakashi as he backed off.

So the girls began to watch the fight. Hinata was holding up pretty well against Neji… but just barely. The girls also noticed that something had happened to the two's eyes, like with Sasuke's Sharingan except that their eye's had become very stressed, with vein's almost popping out.

“Hey Kakashi-sensei, what's with their eyes?” asked Cassie, pointing.

“I do believe that is the Byakugan… it enables the user to see chakura flow in another's body and stop it.” explained Kakashi. “It's rare that you would see two Genins use such an advanced bloodline limit in such a match.”

“So can he see through things… like a person's clothes?” asked Alex.

“No, he can see chakura flow in a body. I'm not sure about the clothes thing.” said Kakashi. Alex burst out laughing and called down to the ring.

“Oh my god, that guy's a pervert! He's looking at his cousin's boobs!”

Neji was really taken aback by this. No one had ever called him a pervert. He had always hated Hinata because she was from the main house of the Hyuuga's, while he was from a branch of the main house and was looked down upon because of it.

The girls were starting to get worried. Hinata was getting hit in various places on her body and was beginning to hack up blood. Alex really didn't want to send their new friend over to the other side. She hoped someone would stop the fight before Hinata was seriously injured.

Hinata collapsed on the ground, causing everyone to gasp, worried. But Hinata stood up and said something really softly. What she said seemed to piss off Neji because his eyes became really angry-looking and he ran straight at her, poised to attack, but at the last possible second, all of the Konoha Jounin there (along with Naruto and Lee), stopped him and held him back while Hinata's sensei rushed to Hinata's aid. Her sensei's face was worried as she called the medics over.

“Let's get her to the emergency room. She only has ten minutes.” They nodded rushed off with the injured Hinata.

“Hey Alex, is she going to be okay?” Asked Sakura quietly, looking at Alex.

Alex turned to Sakura and smiled.

“She's going to be fine. If not I would be looking really depressed right now.”

Back in the ring, Naruto, full of anger at how Neji had almost killed Hinata, charged at Neji, intending to take him down. Neji just calmly stood there. Lee intercepted Naruto.

“Don't do Naruto. He's not worth it. I'll get him for her.” said Lee.

Naruto looked down, seeing Hinata's blood, and ran his hand through it, coating it in her blood. He held the bloodied hand up in front of him said in a promising voice, “I will avenge her.” Neji's eyes narrowed slightly.

Everyone eventually made their way back at the balcony. Unbeknownst to Neji, he had made some new powerful enemies (a certain group of immortal girls).

“All right Lee! I hope you go next!” shouted Gai with one of his `nice guy' poses.

“No. I want to go last.” Lee said firmly.

Gai's face faltered. The screen then began to flash random names again; after a fight or two the last names came up. This time the names were:

`Rock Lee and Gaara of the Desert'.

“Oh joy, we get to see Mister Bloodlust fight.” Alex said sarcastically as Lee shouted something about how he just knew he was going to go next.

“Alex, do you know something about this kid?” questioned Rouyakan.

“Well do you remember when I went to cart people souls over to the other side?” began Alex.

“Yeah?” said Rouyakan.

“Well when I sent these three over to heaven… the red-haired kid was the one who killed them.” Alex said, serious. “In my opinion, Lee might have a lot of trouble fighting this battle.”

Down in the ring, Lee was having a hard time dodging the sand and making an attack on Gaara. Lee took a kunai out and began to forge his way forward, slashing and cutting at the sand.

Kankuro had decided to get some information on some stuff, so he made his way to the other balcony and headed for Naruto. Alex, who noticed him coming, intercepted him.

“Hello `panty-ruiner', I see you haven't gotten around to buying me another pair of panties.” smirked Alex.

Kankuro then paled at seeing Alex. He was a little scared around her, like he was around Gaara.

“Don't you think Lee should be do genjutsu's or ninjutu's?” asked Sakura.

“That's the problem.” Said Gai. “He can't.”

Gai yelled down to Lee that he could take off the weights on his legs. Lee jumped on top of one of the large stone statues and took off his leg warmers that held the weights. He unhooked them and let them fall, creating a shower of dust. When it had cleared, everyone saw two mini-craters in the ring.

Alex had decided to go back over to Rouyakan.

“Hey Rouyakan, why don't we spice up this fight?” said Alex.

Rouyakan knew what she meant by this. Taking out her stereo again, she played track three.

Suddenly, the song `Mortal Combat' began to play really loudly. The girls were trying really hard to hold their laughter in as everyone's face faltered. Lee got a really excited look and yelled, “Yes, this is the song of youth!” He began to run straight at Gaara, proceeding to land his first kick. Gaara was really shocked by this because his sand had always protected him no matter what, but the problem now was that his sand was too slow to catch up to Lee's incredible speed. Lee began to unwind his bandages, kicking Gaara up in the air and did the Lotus forbidden move Gai said not to do unless he absolutely had to, slamming Gaara in to the ground and creating a huge crater.

“Yeah! Lee won!” yelled Cassie cheerfully.

“Don't think that yet.” Rouyakan said gravely, looking at Gaara's body.

“Winner--” started Hayate, but as he looked at Gaara he noticed that Gaara's body was made of sand that was seeping away. Gaara then appeared out of nowhere, his face contorted with a sick insane smile. The sand went back around his body and he retained the `I don't care' look again.

“Can someone's face do that?” asked Alex stupidly.

“From what I have just witnessed…yes, yes they can.” said Rouyakan as she looked at Lee. She was now sure who would win. Though Lee had a shot… a very slim shot. He had to pull some powerful attack out his ass to beat this guy.

Lee did a move that required him to open `gates' and it turned his skin red. (E/N: Augh!! I keep forgetting the technique names!! *sob* Gomen…)

“Well this just got interesting.” Rouyakan folded her hands in her sleeves.

Soon Gaara was on the ground again, but Lee's energy was spent and he was on the ground too, with Gaara's sand racing for him. Lee rolled away just in time so that only his leg and arm were incased in sand.

“Desert Graveyard!” said Gaara really creepily as he closed his fist. Everyone heard a sickening crunching sound as Lee's bones were crushed.

“Winner: Gaara of the Desert.” said Hayate, but Gaara wasn't done yet. His sand suddenly flew straight for Lee again. It was obvious that Gaara intended to kill his opponent.

“Oh shit we have to do something!” cried Alex. She proceed to jump from the rail onto her scythe to stand in front of Lee and slashed the sand in half making it immobile again.

`Oh thank god.' thought Rouyakan with a sigh of relief. Gai was already down there.

Lee began to stand up. “Lee, stay down.” said Alex worriedly as she looked at him, but Lee gave no response. Instead, he looked straight ahead with a glossy, half-dead look in his eyes. Gai turned to him, tears in his eyes. “Lee, even unconscious you will continue to fight.”

“Poor thing. I don't think I can even heal him…” said Cassie, depressed.

“He didn't just get his bones broken, they're crushed into shards.” said Rouyakan. She then saw Naruto and that Sand guy pass each other as he went to see if Lee was okay.

Alex went flying back up to everyone after she heard what the doctors said.

“It's so sad. The doctors say Lee can never be a shinobi again after what happened to him.” She looked sadly down at the unfortunate Genin.

“Oh, that's so horrible!” gasped Cassie in horror, as she happened to look at Gaara.

Gaara glared at Cassie, who in turn `eeped' and hid behind Rouyakan.

“Cassie, get a grip. You're immortal. You can't die.” Rouyakan shoved Cassie out from behind her.

“Oh yeah, I forgot.” laughed Cassie.

“Hey guys, are you bored?” asked Alex after a while.

“Yeah!” answered Cassie and Rouyakan at the same time.

“Then let's go to the hot springs for a soak!” yelled Alex cheerfully.

“Okay!” the two girls answered simultaneously.

“Hey Kakashi-sensei, we're going to go, so we'll meet you at home.” said Alex.

“Okay.” said Kakashi. “Sakura, tell me what happens.” He then disappeared.

“Okay! Let's go to the hot springs!” yelled Cassie, pulling out her broom from thin air. The girls left the building to go back to Konoha and take a soak in the public baths.

++++++++++END CHAPTER++++++++++

--Hello! ChibiRouyakan here again with another edited chapter all ready to go. I had a lot of fun with this chapter, and I hope you'll like it, because LunaGoddessOf Foxes I know worked hard on it, too.

And I'm sorry it took so long!! I was so busy with school and other things that I just never found the time to edit!! But I told myself I needed to sit down and edit, or Random Blonde Chick would kill me.

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