Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Itamu Maro, Itamu Ware (Mourning You, Mourning Me) ❯ Extra: Baka! Choudai Ue Koko Ken Kisu Ware! ( Idiot! Get Over Here and Kiss Me!) ( Chapter 4 )

 

BakurasAngel: This is an extra chapter I decided to write as a bit of an extra. . .just sort of out of random boredom and all that stuff! I hope you all will enjoy it! Now to get on with the story! It's a VERY random chapter. . .happens before the main story before most of the pairings. . .and is just random insanity. . .but it's funny.

 

Extra Chapter: Baka! Choudai Ue Koko Ken Kisu Ware!

( Idiot! Get Over Here and Kiss Me!!!)

 

It had started out with a dare. . .between a semi-drunken Neji Hyuuga and a VERY drunk Rock Lee. . .it had sprouted into an all out chaotic party. . .and had evolved into slowly spreading mass chaos. . .and it was still blossoming. What was “It”. . .well. . .”It” just so happened to be one of the most idiotic things that had ever come out of Konohagakure. Currently. . .”It” had effected a good half of the shinobi of Konoha in one way or another. . .and currently a VERY angry Iruka Umino, Sasuke Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Tsunade and Shikamaru Nara were TRYING to stop “It”. . .but with very little success. “ Naruto Uzumaki!” shouts Sasuke Uchiha, chasing after the blonde who was currently running down a street in Konoha with none other then Rock Lee and Gaara at his side. “ Get back here!” Naruto just laughs, running away from the angry Uchiha as he jumps onto a roof, Lee and Gaara following closely after him. “ Get back here! This isn't funny Naruto!” Naruto just laughs, running along the roof as he moves quickly, doing hand signs and sending multiple shadow clones out as they all split up, Lee moving to go with one bunch and Gaara moving with a different bunch as Sasuke growls, chasing after the clones that only had Naruto's. Meanwhile, across town there was a similar chase going on with Neji Hyuuga and Shino Aburame, being chased by a VERY angry looking Shikamaru Nara.

 

“ Get back here!” shouts Shikamaru, the usual lazy shinobi obviously VERY upset at the other two who just look back over their shoulders, shrugging as Shikamaru sends his shadow out after them, Neji and Shino just raising an eyebrow going opposite directions as they laugh slightly. Neji just smirks, the normally calm and unemotional Hyuuga having loosened up a bit and was having perhaps a bit too much fun. It had all started out with an innocent enough drink of sake with Lee and now had REALLY evolved into mass chaos.

 

***************************************************************** *********************

 

 

“ Those damn kids!” screams Tsunade, sitting in her office, slamming her fist into the wall as he growls.

“ They stole all my sake!” Kakashi sighs, looking at the hole in the wall that had come a bit too close to his head. “ I mean. . .from Naruto it's expected. . .but from Shino Aburame. . .and Rock Lee. . .and ESPECIALLY Neji Hyuuga. . .it's REALLY uncalled for!”

 

“ They. . .are just overly excited that they are all Jounin now,” murmurs Kakashi, sighing as he pouts a bit. “ They raided my house as well. . .and Iruka's. . .and they happened to raid the Uchiha estate. . .and the Nara household as well. . .so you are most certainly not the only one upset over this. . .”

 

“ It WAS Lee's idea,” states Tenten, leaning against a wall as she shrugs. “ Neji's going along with it because he likes Lee. . .Naruto always likes to cause some trouble. . .Gaara does almost anything to be near Naruto. . .Shino seems to just be having fun. . .and who knows with the others. . .” Tsunade sighs, looking toward the black haired girl as she shrugs her shoulders. “ There's not much we can do right now. . .there's no way Sasuke's going to actually put out enough effort to catch Naruto. . .and Shikamaru's too lazy too keep up after them for very long. . .anyway. . .” Tenten smirks as she looks at Tsunade who blinks. “ It all started out with Neji muttering out the words, “Baka! Choudai Ue Koko Ken Kisu Ware!” just as Naruto wandered into the Hyuuga residence. . .” Tsunade blinks, nearly choking on the small glass of sake she has, the only bottle she has left sitting on her desk. “ And. . .Naruto stood there and just blinked. . .and then blinked some more as Lee. . .who was VERY drunk at this point did just that. . .” Tsunade just stares as Tenten shrugs her shoulders ever so slightly.

 

“ So. . .then after they both became sober again. . .I'm taking it that they decided to try to get rid of all the sake in Konoha so that. . .would not happen again,” states Tsunade, as Tenten just nods as she chuckles to herself, eyes half lidded as she smirks. “ Ah, sake makes people do odd things. . .”

 

“ You made out with Jiraiya that one time,” states Kakashi, causing Tsunade to glare toward him as Tenten just giggles as Kakashi smirks to himself, hearing shouting from outside, looking out a window as he notices an interesting sight. “ Hmm. . .interesting. . .” Tsunade blinks, turning and looking out the window as she just blinks. “ Wonder what brought that on?” Tsunade shrugs, looking at the scene of a rather flustered looking Naruto being kissed rather soundly by a pissed looking Sasuke. “ Hmm. . .well I think that'll solve some of the issues. . .”

 

***************************************************************** *********************

 

“ Dobe,” mutters Sasuke, pulling back away from Naruto who just stares at him, stuttering dumbly as Sasuke rolls his eyes. “ Now leave Tsunade's sake alone Naruto. . .” Naruto just sighs, rolling his eyes as Sasuke blinks. “ What?”

 

“ If you haven't noticed,” states Naruto, sighing as he just raises an eyebrow. “ You have many admirers both of the female and male kind Sasuke. . .” Sasuke blinks as Naruto just smiles ever so slightly to himself. “ Sakura. . .Ino. . .Tenten. . .Temari. . .” Sasuke blinks as Naruto just chuckles, the 16 year old blonde smiling. “ Neji. . .like you as well Sasuke. . .as do I. . .” Sasuke just rolls his eyes as Naruto shrugs to himself slightly. “ I indeed to end up with Gaara however. . .and Sakura had become more infatuated with Lee as of late. . .”

 

“ And you're telling me this why?” murmurs Sasuke, watching the blonde as he raises an eyebrow. “ You are the son of the 4th Hokage Naruto Uzumaki. . .you do not need my permission to do as you wish. . .as for the Sakura going with Lee. . .good for them. . .Ino intends to go with Shikamaru. . .this does not concern me. . .I have been gone for so long. . .I've only been back for a few months. . .why are you telling me all this. . .”

 

“ Because. . .YOU Sasuke Uchiha happen to be the ONLY Uchiha left,” states Naruto as he smiles slightly.

“ You wish to restore your clan. . .you need to pick someone to do that with and soon. . .”

 

“ You think I don't know that,” murmurs Sasuke, chuckling as he looking at Naruto, licking his lips slightly as Naruto just raises an eyebrow. “ Too bad you couldn't have been born a woman Naruto. . .” Naruto blinks, turning bright red as Sasuke just shrugs. “ Ah well. . .Temari is interesting. . .and she's strong. . .” Naruto nods as Sasuke grins as Naruto just sighs. “ We'd be in laws Naruto. . .”

 

“ Hmm I suppose so,” murmurs Naruto, chuckling as he shrugs his shoulders as Sasuke just chuckles to himself as Naruto smiles. “ I best go find the others and inform them that the game is over. . .” Sasuke nods, tilting his head as Naruto just raising an eyebrow, ears twitching ever so slightly, hearing his name as he grins, jumping off the roof as he lands next to Gaara who blinks as Naruto leans in close, kissing the crimson-haired Kazekage on the cheek as Gaara stares at him in stunned shock. “ Hmm. . .”

 

“ Wha. . .what was that for?” murmurs Gaara, confusion obvious on his tan face as Naruto just smiles as Gaara blinks gain. “ Naruto. . .?”

 

“ Baka! Choudai Ue Koko Ken Kisu Ware!” exclaims Naruto suddenly, pulling Gaara in close and planting a kiss on the others lips as Gaara just blushes as Naruto smiles, pulling away as he winks at Gaara.

“ Games over. . .lets go do something. . .” Gaara just nods, following after Naruto as he just smiles ever so slightly.