Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Know your stars - Naruto ❯ Chapter 2 - Haruno Sakura ( Chapter 2 )

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By: icyscorpiooo
Sakura's turn! ENJOY!! remember to R&R

Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 02.09.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 733 | Visits: 324 | Status: Work In Progress

Victim no. 2- Haruno Sakura.
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
“Haruno Sakura…”
“Yup?” Sakura muttered, witnessing Neji's turn before her.
“She stole that red dress from Rock Lee.” The speaker said.
“What? Why would I steal it? It was a gift from my grandmother.” Sakura said, trying to keep her cool.
“Oh. Then your Grandmother stole it for you.”
“No she did not. She bought it from a shop.” Sakura denied.
“Oh really? I am fascinated. Where's the receipt?”
“Err… I threw it away. Who would want to keep a receipt anyway?” Sakura said.
“Blah blah blah… Haruno Sakura…”
“What now?” Sakura whined.
“She broke into Sesame Street to kill Elmo.”
“Riigghhttt…. Elmo is my favourite character. Why would I kill him?” Sakura said.
“Oh! You watch Sesame Street! How childish.”
“Whatever. Can I go now?” Sakura said.
“No. And if you read the last chapter, you should know not to `whatever' me.”
“Last chapter? What are you talking about?”
“Nothing really.*Evil laugh* Haruno Sakura…”
“Yes?” Sakura replied.
“She was displayed on the 99 cents shop last week.”
“What are you talking about? And who are you? I was not displayed on the 99 cents store!”
“Sorry I mistaken. It was under the F.O.C (free of charge) category.”
“Ugh!”
“Haruno Sakura…”
“Will this ever end?”
“She likes to fantasize about Shino.”
“What? I do not.”
“Self-denial.”
“I am not in self denial. Sakura said.
“Oh ya, I know I'm hot.” Shino said from the crowd.
“And now you know… Haruno Sakura, the thief who assassinated Elmo, displayed at the F.O.C section without anyone even looking at her and a Shino fantasizer.