Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Know your stars - Naruto ❯ Chapter 3 - Uchiha Itachi ( Chapter 3 )

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Victim 3 - Uchiha Itachi
“Know your stars…
Know your stars…
Know your stars…”
“Uchiha Itachi…”
“Hn.” Itachi muttered.
“ He loves the colour pink.”
“What? Only real men like pink. Oh I mean I like black.” Itachi said.
“Uchiha Itachi…”
“Don't make me…” Itachi said.
“He should join forces with Sakura and her grandmother to steal the pink dress…”
“What?” Itachi said
“Uchiha Itachi…”
“WHAT? CAN I GO NOW?”
“He thinks Rock Lee is a sexy beast.”
“Finally!” Rock Lee said from the watching crowd.
“Er… I am not gay. And who would like that coconut head anyway?” Itachi said.
“You do.”
“No I don't” Itachi said.
“Great. Another self denial victim.”
“Whatever.” Itachi replied.
“For your sanity's sake. Don't `whatever' me.”
“…” *cricket sounds*
“Stop it Shino. Uchiha Itachi…”
“Hn.” Itachi said.
“I know your deepest darkest secrets…”
“Huh. Don't joke with me.” Itachi said.
“Pencils.”
“How did you know that pencils are super sharp and scary?!” Itachi said.
Drops a pencil and Itachi freaks out.
“I have my sources…”
“Uchiha Itachi…”
“I want to kill you…” Itachi muttered.
“You killed your entire clan for ice cream.”
“That is absurd! And I spared my pathetic brother also.”
“Oh really…*sarcastic tone*… chocolate ice cream right…”
“Does that concern you?” Itachi said,
“Uchiha Itachi…”
“Where are you? You want to die?” Itachi threatened.
“Not really… He is actually one third human and one third fish.”
“Wait. Two one thirds make only two third. And I think you mixed up with Kisame.” Itachi retorted.
“Blah~ Uchiha Itachi…”
“What? You better come down. Death owns you.” Itachi said.
“He is a yaoi fan.”
“What the heck is that?” Itachi said.
“What? You are a fan and you don't know?”
“I am not a fan of whatever thing that is. What's that by the way?”
“Erm… Guy love or something like that? For an evil guy… I'm disappointed…”
“Come down here. I need to kill you. Where's my brother?! I want to see his turn!”Itachi screamed like a girl.
“Oh don't worry. You just wait… His turn will eventually come… until then, Goodbye!”
“I would not want to see you again. *Phew*”
“And now you know… Uchiha Itachi, the pink lover which thinks Rock Lee is a sexy beast, scared of pencils and killed the entire clan just for chocolate ice cream…”