Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ kyuubi ❯ this day's just full of surprises ( Chapter 6 )
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By: demino_hellsin 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.18.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 399 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.18.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 399 | Status: Completed
AUTGOR'S NOTES: I just had a stroke of inspiration please tell me if my fic is good cause I ain't getting too many reviews be
they good or bad
mx DISCLAIMER: no naruto merchandise is under my ownership so there
It had been a week since my abrupt graduation but everything is okay my trainings been going well I've already mastered up to
20x the gravity and I've been fine tuning my techniques all in all life was good until they stuck me in my worst nightmare of
a team.
Anyway before that I had to get my ninja license issued. Crap the old man will want some answers about the incident but I
think I can sidestep those questions for the time being like how I avoided the old man for a week. I was sitting in a room
the tension was thick I could feel it.
"na-", the hokage started
"It wasn't my fault!", I shouted as I bowed my head and my hands in a begging position.
"ookay? but I just wanted to hand you you're new license",
"oh", I sweatdropped as I held out my one hand for the license and the other scratched the back of my head
Suddenly the door slid open and a weird looking brat wearing a shirt with the konoha insignia, a pair of shorts a long scarf
and something that held his hair back. He was holding a shuriken he took one look at old man and shouted in a battle cry.
"fight me old man!", I smacked my own face and sweatdropped as the young boy tripped on his own scarf
"you tripped me didn't you", he pointed an accusing finger at me.
"eh why the hell would I?", I said in an honest tone
"cause I'm way better than you are", he shouted
I looked at him with narrowed eyes I approached him with slow calculated steps. I could hear the old man getting ready to
jump in if things got out of control. As I reached him he said something unnecessary.
"Try me if you dare", he said his face completely smug
KATONK!
"ow! don't you know who I am I'm the hokage's grandson", he shouted as he held a smoking lump on top of his head
"1st of all if you were that damn good you would have dodged that 2nd I don't ive a damn who you're related to", I shouted.
"honored grandson! honored grandson! there you are hrk!", a man with sunglasses came in and he recoiled in disgust as he saw
me.
"ack it's him", he started to disappear
"no honored grandson wait", he ran to the window as the boy jumped out of it. He was about to jump out but then he stopped
and looked at me "never go near honored grandson again", he glared and jumped out the window in pursuit.
"What was that about?", I asked the old man as I pointed a finger at the window in which two of the wierdest beings I have
made contact with in my entire existence just exited.
"that...", the old man sighed in exasperation," was my grandson and his personal tutor"
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I left the office and was now going for a nice bowl or a hundred at ichiraku's before visiting naruto's grave again. Just a
couple of blocks before ichiraku's I couldn't take it anymore my whole body was shaking in anger and annoyance and I had at
least 5 veins bulging out of my head. I turned around.
"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SQUARE DOG?!", I shouted at the top of my lungs at a cardboard box with a dog drawn on it.
"aha I knew you'd be able to detect me even at my best disguise since you are the one who beat me", konohamaru said proudly
"Hey where are you going?", he asked as I walked away
"Anywhere away from wierdos like you", I said as I walked away
"come on don't be like that please make me your disciple master", he bowed in front of me
" I could consider that but the old man can teach you better", I continued walking
"but he only trains me for a short while most of the time I'm left with ebisu the sunglasses guy", konohamaru shouted
"that must be torture", I said pitying him
"yeah so please teach me", konohamaru begged
"I'll teach ya but you gotta promiseme a couple of things 1)you will not teach what I'll teach you to just anyone", I
counted off on my first finger. he nodded vigorously in responce."second you will not use this for evil unless it is
justified", he still nodded vigorously in response. "third..", I broke into a grin," you will use this to torture ebisu to no
end deal?"
He broke into a grin too, "deal"
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This kid was amazing the first technique I taught him was extremely powerful and in 5 hours he mastered it truly amazing. I
see a lot of myself in this kid he really has potential all he needs is a teacher that can pull that potential out. He
reminded me of naruto as well. No one cared for naruto and konohamaru just wanted to get his grandpa's attention.
"sexy no jutsu!", konohamaru suddenly changed into a naked well proportioned longhaired brunette.
"I'd give it a ten kid let's take 5", I told him
"hai master", konohamaru said happily
I got each of us a soda and gave one to konohamaru. He was sitting on the bench in the park where we were training.
"so ya think that'll get your granpa's attention?", I asked with a big grin
"He definitely will hehe", konohamaru chuckled
"yeah but why attack him to get his attention", I asked still grinning
"no it wasn't to get his attention", he said sadly
"huh then what was it for?", I asked wondering
"I want to become hokage", he said
"what?", I asked disbelievingly
"I want to be hokage", he said with firm decision
"why? you'll become hokage anyway since you're the hokage's grandson", I said
"no I want to be hokage now", he stated but before I could say anything he continued "do you know I was named after this
village. My grandfather wanted me to bear that name proudly but no one sees me all they see is the hokage's grandson. It's
always honored grandson this honored grandson that they never even call me by my name and if I become hokage they'll know
my name and they'll see me for me.", he finished
"heh", I snorted
"what?!", konohamaru shouted loudly
"with that attitude you'll never be hokage", I said
"oh yeah?! I'll show you I'll be hokage and after that I'm gonna make you bow before me", konohamaru shouted as he got angry
"that's exactly what I mean your too confident", I finished my soda and stood up as I approached a garbage bin
"what?! I AM NOT TOO CONFIDENT", konohamaru shouted
"the title of hokage isn't just taken kid it's earned you fight for it you strive for it. "It" is a commitment. now if you're
completely sure of this you better be ready kid cause there aren't any shortcuts.", I lectured as I threw the can and started
to walk away.
"honored grandson what are you doing in the company of this monster he is unfit to be in your presence", ebisu started "now
come with me and I'll train you so in no time you'll be hokage like you always wanted", ebisu said as he carried off a
struggling konohamaru
"no I won't go I won't go naruto sees me! he sees me! konohamaru not honored grandson!", he wriggled free and shouted "sexy
no jutsu" he transformed into his sexy no jutsu form which was a naked well proportioned long haired brunette.
"ACK!", ebisu was well in a way of saying it struck
"haha that technique won't work on me I'm too gentlemanly", ebisu gloated then suddenly he felt some one tap his shoulder and
he turned around. There were at least thirty naked big-breasted long-haired blondes feeling each other up.
"5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
ebisu went flying like a rocket from the insane nose-bleed he was suffering from.
"how'd ya like that kid?", I asked
"that was awesome could you teach that to me some time?", konohamaru asked excited
"maybe but maybe I won't cause I might consider becoming hokage", I stated as I walked over to the opposite side of where
konohamaru is standing. "I wouldn't want my future rival to learn my jutsus now would I?", I grinned as I had my back to him
"heh then from now on we're rivals ya hear me", konohamaru shouted at me as he grinned
"then let's make an oath when the time comes you and I will fight for the position of hokage okay konohamaru?", I grinned
turning my head around to see his reaction.
"I'll make sure I beat you naruto", he grinned tears welling up in his eyes.
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an old man smiled as he saw the scene unfold between his real grandson and one he had grown love as his own.
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I walked home happily as I knew I had made a new friend even if he was weird he was still a friend. Anyway as I walked home I
noticed a girl walking down the street. She wore a nice looking dress any innocent girl would have she also wore a hat that
covered her face a bit looked to be about 16-17 she had long black hair and and ebony eyes which had a sparkle to them. She
was very noticeable because of a couple of things one there were very few people on the streets and two she was carrying two
large suitcases. She seemed somewhat familiar.
"miss do you need help?", I offered.
"no need naruto-kun I can carry this myself", the girl smiled at me
"hm?", I looked to see a better view of her then it hit me. "hikari?", I asked nonbelievingly
"hai", she just smiled at me damn her smile is just so damn cute!
"you muat be tired from lugging all this stuff around why not stop by my place? it's only a couple of blocks away.", I
offered.
"arigato", she bowed
"no need for stuff like that let's go", I took the suitcases and led her to my humble abode.
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"well here we are it's all I have but I wouldn't trade it for anything", I grinned
"It's nice", she looked around the small apartment and saw that everything was well kept at one side was a bookshelf filled
with books and beside it was a work desk with some scrolls and ink bottles as well as some brushes. There was also a bed
opposite of the bookshelf and was beside the only window of the room. There was a small kitchen and it looked to be in fine
order there was a tv on one side but something about the walls just made her uneasy.
"take a seat", I gestured towards the bed as I took the suitcase she was holding and put it to one side.
"thanks", she took off her hat and sat down on the bed.
"What were you doing with all that luggage?", I asked as I walked into the kitchen to make some tea
"I'm sorry but it's a boring story", she said
"don't worry I've got nothing else to do", I offered her some tea that I made
"arigato", she said as she held her hand out for the cup. She sipped some of the hot liquid and said, "after the incident
with you three years ago my family disowned me"
"What?!", I asked incredelously
"they said that they thought I'd bring honor to the clan but all I did was bring more shame", a tear slid down her cheek. "I
was kicked out and I went to find a place to stay. I found an apartment and I lived there for three years but I wasn't
recieving many jobs after getting reinstated to jounin and my savings was getting used up so yesterday my landlord kicked me
out and I've been looking for a place to stay", she finished
"they kicked you out?!", I asked as if what she was saying was impossible.
"yes", she nodded sadly
"wait if you got kicked out yesterday then where'd you sleep?", I asked
"In the park on a bench", she explained as she drank a bit more of the tea.
"I'm sorry", I said. "I'll make it up to you I promise", I looked into her eyes and reassured her
"thanks but I better not trouble you further", she finished her tea and started to get up
"wait", I grabbed her wrist. She whirled around and looked at me. "You can stay here with me it's the least I could do", I
offered her.
"but all I do is cause trouble and I don't want to cause you any problems", she said gently
"stay with me", I said firmly. "onegai", I finished.
"I've thanked you so many times today but you still show me kindness", she smiled sadly still
"no actually it's quite selfish of me cause you see I get lonely from time to time and I wish I just had someone with me", I
stated.
"still you've given me so much", she got into a thinking position and thought ,"hmm... I got it. Would you please turn
around?", she asked me.
"sure", I turned around I heard her move around a bit.
"turn around", I heard her voice. I turned around and suddenly her face was near mine and she planted a little kiss on my
cheek and told me, "as payment I'll strive to be your wife", she said seductively (I didn't even know she could do seductive
with cuteness written all over her). I blushed 'shit ruriko all over again!' I thought.
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In my opinion this chapter is shorter than it seems two sorry if the spaces equal to half the chapter :D.z
they good or bad
mx DISCLAIMER: no naruto merchandise is under my ownership so there
It had been a week since my abrupt graduation but everything is okay my trainings been going well I've already mastered up to
20x the gravity and I've been fine tuning my techniques all in all life was good until they stuck me in my worst nightmare of
a team.
Anyway before that I had to get my ninja license issued. Crap the old man will want some answers about the incident but I
think I can sidestep those questions for the time being like how I avoided the old man for a week. I was sitting in a room
the tension was thick I could feel it.
"na-", the hokage started
"It wasn't my fault!", I shouted as I bowed my head and my hands in a begging position.
"ookay? but I just wanted to hand you you're new license",
"oh", I sweatdropped as I held out my one hand for the license and the other scratched the back of my head
Suddenly the door slid open and a weird looking brat wearing a shirt with the konoha insignia, a pair of shorts a long scarf
and something that held his hair back. He was holding a shuriken he took one look at old man and shouted in a battle cry.
"fight me old man!", I smacked my own face and sweatdropped as the young boy tripped on his own scarf
"you tripped me didn't you", he pointed an accusing finger at me.
"eh why the hell would I?", I said in an honest tone
"cause I'm way better than you are", he shouted
I looked at him with narrowed eyes I approached him with slow calculated steps. I could hear the old man getting ready to
jump in if things got out of control. As I reached him he said something unnecessary.
"Try me if you dare", he said his face completely smug
KATONK!
"ow! don't you know who I am I'm the hokage's grandson", he shouted as he held a smoking lump on top of his head
"1st of all if you were that damn good you would have dodged that 2nd I don't ive a damn who you're related to", I shouted.
"honored grandson! honored grandson! there you are hrk!", a man with sunglasses came in and he recoiled in disgust as he saw
me.
"ack it's him", he started to disappear
"no honored grandson wait", he ran to the window as the boy jumped out of it. He was about to jump out but then he stopped
and looked at me "never go near honored grandson again", he glared and jumped out the window in pursuit.
"What was that about?", I asked the old man as I pointed a finger at the window in which two of the wierdest beings I have
made contact with in my entire existence just exited.
"that...", the old man sighed in exasperation," was my grandson and his personal tutor"
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I left the office and was now going for a nice bowl or a hundred at ichiraku's before visiting naruto's grave again. Just a
couple of blocks before ichiraku's I couldn't take it anymore my whole body was shaking in anger and annoyance and I had at
least 5 veins bulging out of my head. I turned around.
"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SQUARE DOG?!", I shouted at the top of my lungs at a cardboard box with a dog drawn on it.
"aha I knew you'd be able to detect me even at my best disguise since you are the one who beat me", konohamaru said proudly
"Hey where are you going?", he asked as I walked away
"Anywhere away from wierdos like you", I said as I walked away
"come on don't be like that please make me your disciple master", he bowed in front of me
" I could consider that but the old man can teach you better", I continued walking
"but he only trains me for a short while most of the time I'm left with ebisu the sunglasses guy", konohamaru shouted
"that must be torture", I said pitying him
"yeah so please teach me", konohamaru begged
"I'll teach ya but you gotta promiseme a couple of things 1)you will not teach what I'll teach you to just anyone", I
counted off on my first finger. he nodded vigorously in responce."second you will not use this for evil unless it is
justified", he still nodded vigorously in response. "third..", I broke into a grin," you will use this to torture ebisu to no
end deal?"
He broke into a grin too, "deal"
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This kid was amazing the first technique I taught him was extremely powerful and in 5 hours he mastered it truly amazing. I
see a lot of myself in this kid he really has potential all he needs is a teacher that can pull that potential out. He
reminded me of naruto as well. No one cared for naruto and konohamaru just wanted to get his grandpa's attention.
"sexy no jutsu!", konohamaru suddenly changed into a naked well proportioned longhaired brunette.
"I'd give it a ten kid let's take 5", I told him
"hai master", konohamaru said happily
I got each of us a soda and gave one to konohamaru. He was sitting on the bench in the park where we were training.
"so ya think that'll get your granpa's attention?", I asked with a big grin
"He definitely will hehe", konohamaru chuckled
"yeah but why attack him to get his attention", I asked still grinning
"no it wasn't to get his attention", he said sadly
"huh then what was it for?", I asked wondering
"I want to become hokage", he said
"what?", I asked disbelievingly
"I want to be hokage", he said with firm decision
"why? you'll become hokage anyway since you're the hokage's grandson", I said
"no I want to be hokage now", he stated but before I could say anything he continued "do you know I was named after this
village. My grandfather wanted me to bear that name proudly but no one sees me all they see is the hokage's grandson. It's
always honored grandson this honored grandson that they never even call me by my name and if I become hokage they'll know
my name and they'll see me for me.", he finished
"heh", I snorted
"what?!", konohamaru shouted loudly
"with that attitude you'll never be hokage", I said
"oh yeah?! I'll show you I'll be hokage and after that I'm gonna make you bow before me", konohamaru shouted as he got angry
"that's exactly what I mean your too confident", I finished my soda and stood up as I approached a garbage bin
"what?! I AM NOT TOO CONFIDENT", konohamaru shouted
"the title of hokage isn't just taken kid it's earned you fight for it you strive for it. "It" is a commitment. now if you're
completely sure of this you better be ready kid cause there aren't any shortcuts.", I lectured as I threw the can and started
to walk away.
"honored grandson what are you doing in the company of this monster he is unfit to be in your presence", ebisu started "now
come with me and I'll train you so in no time you'll be hokage like you always wanted", ebisu said as he carried off a
struggling konohamaru
"no I won't go I won't go naruto sees me! he sees me! konohamaru not honored grandson!", he wriggled free and shouted "sexy
no jutsu" he transformed into his sexy no jutsu form which was a naked well proportioned long haired brunette.
"ACK!", ebisu was well in a way of saying it struck
"haha that technique won't work on me I'm too gentlemanly", ebisu gloated then suddenly he felt some one tap his shoulder and
he turned around. There were at least thirty naked big-breasted long-haired blondes feeling each other up.
"5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
ebisu went flying like a rocket from the insane nose-bleed he was suffering from.
"how'd ya like that kid?", I asked
"that was awesome could you teach that to me some time?", konohamaru asked excited
"maybe but maybe I won't cause I might consider becoming hokage", I stated as I walked over to the opposite side of where
konohamaru is standing. "I wouldn't want my future rival to learn my jutsus now would I?", I grinned as I had my back to him
"heh then from now on we're rivals ya hear me", konohamaru shouted at me as he grinned
"then let's make an oath when the time comes you and I will fight for the position of hokage okay konohamaru?", I grinned
turning my head around to see his reaction.
"I'll make sure I beat you naruto", he grinned tears welling up in his eyes.
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an old man smiled as he saw the scene unfold between his real grandson and one he had grown love as his own.
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I walked home happily as I knew I had made a new friend even if he was weird he was still a friend. Anyway as I walked home I
noticed a girl walking down the street. She wore a nice looking dress any innocent girl would have she also wore a hat that
covered her face a bit looked to be about 16-17 she had long black hair and and ebony eyes which had a sparkle to them. She
was very noticeable because of a couple of things one there were very few people on the streets and two she was carrying two
large suitcases. She seemed somewhat familiar.
"miss do you need help?", I offered.
"no need naruto-kun I can carry this myself", the girl smiled at me
"hm?", I looked to see a better view of her then it hit me. "hikari?", I asked nonbelievingly
"hai", she just smiled at me damn her smile is just so damn cute!
"you muat be tired from lugging all this stuff around why not stop by my place? it's only a couple of blocks away.", I
offered.
"arigato", she bowed
"no need for stuff like that let's go", I took the suitcases and led her to my humble abode.
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"well here we are it's all I have but I wouldn't trade it for anything", I grinned
"It's nice", she looked around the small apartment and saw that everything was well kept at one side was a bookshelf filled
with books and beside it was a work desk with some scrolls and ink bottles as well as some brushes. There was also a bed
opposite of the bookshelf and was beside the only window of the room. There was a small kitchen and it looked to be in fine
order there was a tv on one side but something about the walls just made her uneasy.
"take a seat", I gestured towards the bed as I took the suitcase she was holding and put it to one side.
"thanks", she took off her hat and sat down on the bed.
"What were you doing with all that luggage?", I asked as I walked into the kitchen to make some tea
"I'm sorry but it's a boring story", she said
"don't worry I've got nothing else to do", I offered her some tea that I made
"arigato", she said as she held her hand out for the cup. She sipped some of the hot liquid and said, "after the incident
with you three years ago my family disowned me"
"What?!", I asked incredelously
"they said that they thought I'd bring honor to the clan but all I did was bring more shame", a tear slid down her cheek. "I
was kicked out and I went to find a place to stay. I found an apartment and I lived there for three years but I wasn't
recieving many jobs after getting reinstated to jounin and my savings was getting used up so yesterday my landlord kicked me
out and I've been looking for a place to stay", she finished
"they kicked you out?!", I asked as if what she was saying was impossible.
"yes", she nodded sadly
"wait if you got kicked out yesterday then where'd you sleep?", I asked
"In the park on a bench", she explained as she drank a bit more of the tea.
"I'm sorry", I said. "I'll make it up to you I promise", I looked into her eyes and reassured her
"thanks but I better not trouble you further", she finished her tea and started to get up
"wait", I grabbed her wrist. She whirled around and looked at me. "You can stay here with me it's the least I could do", I
offered her.
"but all I do is cause trouble and I don't want to cause you any problems", she said gently
"stay with me", I said firmly. "onegai", I finished.
"I've thanked you so many times today but you still show me kindness", she smiled sadly still
"no actually it's quite selfish of me cause you see I get lonely from time to time and I wish I just had someone with me", I
stated.
"still you've given me so much", she got into a thinking position and thought ,"hmm... I got it. Would you please turn
around?", she asked me.
"sure", I turned around I heard her move around a bit.
"turn around", I heard her voice. I turned around and suddenly her face was near mine and she planted a little kiss on my
cheek and told me, "as payment I'll strive to be your wife", she said seductively (I didn't even know she could do seductive
with cuteness written all over her). I blushed 'shit ruriko all over again!' I thought.
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In my opinion this chapter is shorter than it seems two sorry if the spaces equal to half the chapter :D.z