Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Let's Get It On ❯ My stylish kimono t-shirts ... ( Chapter 5 )

`Thinking'

`Inner Whoever Thinking'

*Sound Effects*

**Flashback**

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto … BUT IF I DID ... I'd have made those stupid flashbacks Sasuke was having shorter! Those things went on for like FIVE episodes!!!

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Chap Five

 

`Ahhh this is nice …'

`HECK YES!'

 

Neji and Tenten were in a heated lip lock. Tongues tangled as they explored each others mouths. Tenten was on top and although she somehow managed to super glue their bodies together it still wasn't enough.

 

N: “Let's get closer …”

T: “Mmmm, I'd like that. Oh but wait, we've got no more condoms. (no glove, no love kiddies!) They're all back in the tent.”

 

Tremendously upset in ways that can only be known to an insatiable wench in need, Tenten pouted like s two year old that had been denied her favorite candy.

 

“HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO!!! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO!!! ”

T: “Oh for the love of my grandmother. Does he ever know when to quit?”

 

Tenten immediately noticed the voice to be that of the one and only Rock Lee. And that pissed her off. He was encroaching on her “love session.”

 

`I swear on my stylish kimono t-shirts that I'm going to rip his balls off!'

`Don't do that! I LOVE balls…'

 

She shook off the stupidity of that internal conversation and jumped up to get her clothes. On the way up, she accidentally stepped on poor Neji's trouser snake. All he could do in response was double over and clutch himself. Wheezing with a crimson face contorted in pain was the genius shinobi, Hyuuga Neji.

 

“OMG! I'm so sorrrrry, I didn't mean … `fuck it all!' Do you WANT to be caught butt neked (not naked, NEKED!) in the middle of a forest by LEE?! You're supposed to be a flipping NINJA for crying out loud! GET UP AND BE A MAN!”

“Being a man is what got me here … OUCH!”

“A .. ha … ha …funny … I'll just go find our clothes … over there …”

“Don't mind me. Doesn't matter that I'm practically incapacitated … as if I could move anyway ...”

 

Tenten grabbed her sleeping shorts and yanked them on, shoving her useless panties into her pocket in the process. She found her tank top and Neji's pajama bottoms and sleeping bag but her own was no where in sight.

 

** Ditching her sleeping bag, Tenten jumped on Neji pushing him roughly against a tree and planting a sloppy kiss on his surprised lips**

 

`Yeah that's sooo helpful. If only the stupid flashback could tell me whereI ditched it.”

 

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THIS BELONGS TO:

Tenten

 

Tears welled in the corner of Lee's eyes as he read the label on the sleeping bag.

 

`If anything were to happen to her, my own teammate …'

`You can't think that way. Think like this:

Save the kunoichi,

Save the WORLD!

`You're RIGHT! What would I do without me?!'

`I love you man!'

 

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“Think you can move now?”

“Har har har. I think I just might have the energy to laugh at that … or maybe not.”

 

Quickly, he kissed her furrowed brow, instantly relaxing her. Without any warning, Tenten was barreled over by a hyperactive, overprotective, and very relieved green beast. Grabbing her by the shoulders, lee assaulted her with questions.

L: “Are You OK??! Huh Huh??! Are ya Are ya Are ya???!”

T: “Yes … obviously …”

L: “What happened??! Why did you scream??!”

T: (glances and Neji) “It was just … um …a squirrel …”

L: “A ……. squirrel ………?”

N: “Yep. Nuts and all. Very frightening.”

L: (with an obviously disappointed face) “Yeah … I'm going back to tent…”

 

And with that, everybody went back to sleep.

 

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Seven hundred (and fifteen!) visits!! YEEHAW!! Wow that was lame …

I managed to unearth my old laptop, so until it crashes I'll keep um coming! Not sure if I should continue the story or stop it here. A story with no plot leaves very little in the way of inspiration. Depending on the visits and reviews, I'll make a decision. But if I do discontinue this one, I'll start another (something with Hinata, I'm jealous of her boobs!) that will have an actual plot …