Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life is Lovelier the Second Time Around ❯ Hinata's kinky revenge ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I never will…yet. You heard me. Don't own finding nemo either. But I love the midget jellyfish.

 

AN: Okay so back with the real story. Oh those who haven't read the first one. (Two of you I don't think have) Let me give you a bit of history on this series. It started out a divergence (what if?) fic if Sasuke had been stopped from defecting. We are now in the shipuuden time period and in a really twisted way it follows the manga's story line. Just so anyone who hasn't read the first one will know. Should probably be on the first chapter but…if you read the first few chapters (you'd be weird if you hadn't) you know I do things a little weird…or perverse as it has been called. One more random chapter and then we're off to save Gaara from the Akatsuki. Oh yes this chapter will be screwed up. Not trying to offend anyone.

 

Harpie Ana: Hey nice to see someone else reviewing. Don't worry Hinata and Naruto will only faint…between one and four hundred and seventy eight more times. And yes they're all nuts. And you my friend have not begun to see what a pervert Tsunade is. Hope you put some fan art or a fanfic or something out for me to review.

 

Anime Princess Inu Lover: Yeah I saw that you read the other one. I had to end the chapter with something weird and the whiskers thing seemed right. And, oh yes my friend, pandas eat cucumbers.

 

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“I'll kill her!” Hinata growled yet again. When she had gotten home all she could talk about was the fate that awaited Sakura. “I know. I'll knock her out, strip her down, put a big sign saying “fuck me” on her, and leave her on Tsunade's doorstep!” Naruto just let her pace and name off hundreds of ways to get revenge, (oh yes you will here many) many of which somehow came out sexual. “I'll smear her in honey on her and roll her in an ant hill! I'll challenge Shino to see how many bugs he can fit up her…”

 

“Easy, easy Hinata.” Naruto cut her off before thing got too weird. “Come here. Relax.” Naruto said pulling her into bed. “Come on it'll be alright.” He soothed.

 

“No it won't. I've been humiliated.” Hinata whined stamping her foot. Since she was laying down it didn't really work out as it should have. “I'm going to make her pay.”

 

“I know. I know.” Naruto said sweetly. He knew that she'd calm down eventually. It was best just to agree with here till she did.

 

“Then you'll help me?” Hinata said perking up suddenly.

 

“I…uh…” Naruto trailed off with a small smile.

 

“You have to! It's what a husband is supposed to do!” Hinata yelled poking him in the chest.

 

“Alright, alright. But we can't hurt her.” Naruto said defensively.

 

“Yeah, I guess so.” Hinata said after a moments thinking. “But I got a plan that won't hurt her. Won't even be too humiliating.” Hinata said happily.

 

Naruto sighed. `Sorry Sakura.'

 

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Knock, knock. Sakura rolled over and looked at Sasuke. He was sound asleep. `I guess I'll get it.' She rose to her feet and groggily walked to the door. She opened it and was face to face with Hinata. “Whaz iz it?” She groaned.

 

“Sorry to wake you, but I wanted to ask you something.” Hinata said with a grin.

 

“Hmm?” Sakura said blinking. “Ask me what?”

 

“Does this smell like chloroform to you?” Hinata shoved a rag over Sakura's mouth and the pink haired girl passed out.

 

“Got her?” Naruto asked.

 

“Got her.” Hinata handed him the sleeping Kunoichi. “Now lets go home and get her…ready.”

 

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“Mmm!” Sakura woke on Naruto's bed completely naked…and bound and gagged.

 

“Oh, shush.” Hinata teased as she stepped into view. “You're not hurt.” Sakura screamed a series of muffled obscenities at Hinata from behind the cloth in her mouth. “See you're fine.”

 

“Okay, ready?” Naruto asked as he dragged a large crate into the room. Sakura screamed and curled up to hide her nudity before noticing he was wearing a blindfold.

 

“Just about. See, I took precautions to avoid him seeing you. I'm a good person.” Hinata gave a maniacal laugh. “And now I shall gloat about my diabolical plan of revenge. After you humiliated me in front of the village, I decided that drugging me and setting me loose on the public, was not really counterbalanced by me hitting you. No the punishment did not really fit the crime. So I arrived at this conclusion that my punishment for you would fit the crime. So rather than parading you in front of the village in your current predicament. I decided…I'm not going to tell you.” Sakura rolled over and whimpered at the girl. Hinata loved messing with the girls head and continued in her psycho villain voice. “But let us see if you can guess.” Hinata taped what looked like a card to the crate. Sakura knew she was going in the crate but she wasn't sure why. “Don't know? How about…” Hinata walked over and stuck a bow on Sakura. “…now?” Sakura's eyes grew to the size on saucers. Hinata gave another evil laugh.

 

“Are you sure you want to do this?” Naruto asked looking nervous.

 

“Oh, she'll be fine. Now grab her feet.” Hinata said grabbing her arms.

 

“Where?”

 

“Turn left and start walking forward.” Naruto did so and crashed into the bed. “Okay stop. Hold your hands out.” He did so and Hinata handed him Sakura's feet.

 

“One, two, three.” They carried Sakura and lowered her gently into the crate. They'd put pillows and a blanket in for padding.

 

“Sakura I promise you won't be hurt, okay? Trust me.” Hinata said sweetly.

 

Sakura nodded. `She's not really going to do anything she just wants to scare me.' She smiled at her friend and Hinata smiled back with a giggle. Then she put the lid on the crate and hammered it into place. `Okay she might be doing something.'

 

“Can I take my blindfold off?” Naruto asked stumbling around.

 

“Yeah. Now let's deliver our package.” Hinata laughed as she and Naruto hefted the crate out the door.

 

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Tsunade hummed to herself as she sorted missions. There was a knock at her door. “Come in.” She called. No answer. “Come in!” She called a little louder. “Shizune get the door!” Shizune had left to get coffee a few minutes ago. “Note to self hire a door opener.” She grumbled as she walked to the door. She opened it and saw no one was there. There was a rather large package. “Hello, hello, hello. What's all this?” She leaned down and removed the card that had come with it. “Saw this and thought of you. Hope you enjoy it. Signed: a friend. P.S. you should probably open this somewhere private. Oh really? Must be something fun.” Tsunade giggled and carried the crate into her office. She sat it down and just looked at it for a minute. She had to guess what it was. Something big…

 

“Here the coffee…you wanted…what's with the box?” Shizune asked seeing then grin on the Hokage's face.

 

“Someone left me a present.” Tsunade said gleefully.

 

“Really? Who?”

 

“Don't know. A friend.” Tsunade said excitedly. “And whatever it is it's big.”

 

“Maybe I should open it.” Shizune said backing her lover away.

 

“You? B-b-but it's mine!” Tsunade whined.

 

“It could be booby trapped. And if it is I'd rather have you around to patch me up than have to fix you.” Shizune said with a smile. “Here go stand in the corner. I'll be alright.”

 

“Okay. You better be.”

 

Shizune nodded and walked up to the crate. She nudged it gently with her toe and jumped back. Nothing prodded at it a few times. Still nothing. She finally kicked it and… “Mmm! Mmmlp! Iminhrmhlp! (Help! I'm in here help!)” Shizune screamed and ran behind Tsunade.

 

“I think there's someone in there.” Shizune whimpered.

 

“Ooooh, really.” Tsunade smiled and walked over to the box and knocked three times. There was an answering knock. Tsunade grabbed the top of the crate and tore it off.

 

“What is…” Shizune began.

 

“AH! I love it!” Tsunade pulled Sakura ou of the box and hugged her. “Shizune?! Can I keep her?! Can I keep her?! I shall call her Sakura and she shall be mine, my Sakura!”

 

“Sakura?” Shizune said in utter bewilderment. Sakura was giving the biggest “for the love of god save me!” looks ever looked…great grammar right there. “Uh…Lady Tsunade she already belongs to someone.”

 

“Awe, but I'll take care of her and I'll play with her everyday.” Tsunade whined stroking Sakura lovingly. “You want to come home with me right?” She shook Sakura so it looked like she was nodding. “See she loves me.”

 

“No we have to give her back.” Shizune said sternly.

 

“Bu…but…you're mean!” Tsunade pouted.

 

“Oh, come on you still have me.” Shizune soothed.

 

“That's true. What if I give her to you?”

 

“No.”

 

“Oh, fine.” Tsunade said in defeat. “Can I just keep her for the night?”

 

“No, Sasuke is probably worried sick. Maybe I'll dye my hair pink tonight. Would that work?” Shizune said coaxingly.

 

“That could work. I guess we should take her back to Sasuke.” Tsunade said still pouting.

 

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Sasuke woke up and found Sakura lying naked in bed, still bound and gagged. He had slept the whole day. He blinked a few times when he saw this and grinned. “Well this is an interesting way to wake up. How'd you do that by yourself?” Sakura wriggled and brace both feet against Sasuke's chest. “What are you?” Sakura sent Sasuke flying across the room where her hit the wall head first.

 

`Dammit! Should've had him untie me first!'