Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life is Lovelier the Second Time Around ❯ The blanket will keep me safe. ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer; We all know I don't own Naruto right? No? Larry get outta here you're screwing up my disclaimer. Everybody but you knew. Also don't own La Blue Girl…but will make a reference to it.

 

AN: Is it going to happen this chapter? Perhaps…also will be making a reference to a certain kind of Hentai (if you read the disclaimer you might know) not going to go into detail or anything. Not trying to offend anyone. Just another random thought that popped into my head.

 

Anime Princess Inu Lover: Yay you're back. Can't wait for you to update. Please read my new story if you get the chance. Pandas eat cucumbers!

 

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“Sorry about hitting you Sasuke.” Naruto said with a little laugh, seeing the black eye he had given the Uchiha.

 

“Yeah, well I stole ramen. You punched me for stealing sporks…we're even.” Sasuke said with a small smile.

 

“And…I'm sorry too Sakura.” Hinata said. She was sulking after hitting her best friend.

 

“Oh, don't worry you didn't get me that hard.” Sakura said with a grin. “Besides I'll get you back for it eventually.” Sakura sniggered at the look of horror on her friends face. “I propose a toast. To my revenge. May it be hilarious and memorable.” Sakura said with a giggle.

 

“Here, here. And to the worst worded toast I've ever heard.” Sasuke said raising his glass.

 

Naruto and Hinata exchanged terrified looks but followed suit. “Oh, come on I'm just playing around.” Sakura said with a little laugh. “You need to loosen up.” Sakura was a little tipsy from drinking sake with her friends. Hinata had been so nervous she'd not even finished a cup. “Oh, come on. Don't you trust me, Hinata.” She giggled.

 

Hinata sighed in relief. Maybe Sakura was telling the truth. Yeah if she had been planning something she wouldn't be so obvious about it. She smiled and quickly drained her sake. “Hmm…what brand of sake is this?”

 

“No idea. Whatever Tsunade drinks.” Sasuke said with a shrug.

 

“Yeahs I borrowededed it froms her a lizzle while ago.” Sakura said cheerfully. “Okay thaz enuff for me. I'm startin to get a speech impedimediment…” She giggled. “Yep, I's is wasted.”

 

“Him, tastes different…oh well.” Hinata said setting down her cup. She'd learned that she could only handle sake in very small amounts before she was running naked through the streets of Konoha.

 

“You want somore?” Sakura slurred reaching for the jug.

 

“No thanks this will get me plenty tipsy.” Hinata said with a giggle.

 

“And she's kinda cute tipsy.” Naruto said snuggling up to her.

 

“Tipsy…what's that/

 

“Tipsy is…” Sasuke began.

 

“No. What's that?” Hinata cut him off and pointed at the floor. Sakura sniggered.

 

“You didn't…” Naruto began.

 

“Ah! It's got my leg! Somebody throw me a stick!” Hinata suddenly kicked at her ankle then leapt off the bed. “You got the wrong kunoichi! You're looking for Mido Miko!” Hinata ran out of the house throwing anything that she could reach at the ground. “Away evil shikima! Back tentaclely spawn of the netherworld!”

 

“Sakura!” Naruto said indignantly.

 

“What? All of us survived! And she hit me!” Sakura whined.

 

“Argue later. Catch doped up girl now.” Sasuke said standing.

 

“Alright.” Naruto sighed and ran out the door after his wife.

 

“Shikima? Shikima? I know that word.” Sakura said thoughtfully. “Oops. Yeah, might want to find Hinata.”

 

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“Shizune…I'm going to kill someone.” Tsunade said rising to her feet.

 

“Again?”

 

“Again.” Tsunade sighed.

 

“Who do you think they got this time?”

 

“Well there's only one left.”

 

“We better hurry.”

 

“Wait, get me a blanket.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“We'll use it as a net. Trust me. Nets look dangerous when you're on that stuff.”

 

“Okay?” Shizune made a mental note to ask how she knew that.

 

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Naruto came skidding to a stop in front of Kurenai. She looked like she had seen something traumatizing. “Kurenai sensei…have you…seen…Hinata?” Naruto said between gasps for air.

 

“She…ran that way…” Kurenai said pointing down the street. “Something about a demon that was after her lucky charms. What's going on?

 

“I'll tell you later!” Naruto yelled as he sprinted down the street after Hinata.

 

“Eh…” Kurenai blinked twice and passed out.

 

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“Okay, Shizune now!” Tsunade yelled as she threw her assistant one end of the blanket they were holding. On cue Hinata turned to them.

 

“Help a perverted octopus wants my naughty bits!” Hinata dived forward and Tsunade and Shuzune caught her and began wrapping her up.

 

“It's okay. It's okay. It can't get through a blanket. You're self.” Tsunade soothed stroking what she assumed to be the girls head. (She was completely covered.)

 

“Really?” Hinata said as she stopped squirming.

 

“Trust me. But hold still so none of you slips out of the blanket.” Tsunade said sweetly.

 

“But wait why doesn't it go after one of you?” Hinata asked suddenly.

 

`How can she ask such a logical question?' Tsunade thought glancing at Shizune for help.

 

“Uh…it only goes after girls under twenty years old?” Shizune said right off the top of her head. Tsunade nodded rapidly. “Yeah. It only likes young girls.”

 

“Oh…I get it.” Hinata said contently. Tsunade shrugged at Shizune.

 

“Hinata!” Naruto came barreling up the street and skidded to a hault in front of the two women. He was drawn to the Hinata shaped bundle.

 

“Hi, Naruto.” Hinata said cheerily.

 

“Why are you in a blanket?”

 

“The blanket will protect me.” Hinata said happily.

 

“Okay? I am willing to accept the fact being presented to me.” Naruto said in utter bewilderment.

 

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Finally Tsunade gathered the four shinobi in the hospital where, a still hallucinating, Hinata was strapped to the bed. She had been convinced that she was safe in a hospital too. Tsunade had swore that if she had to take care of this one more time, bad horrible things would happen to each of them. Finally she just had them sit in with Hinata till the drug wore off. Hinata kept flopping around on the bed and finally someone had to say something. “You okay?” Naruto asked.

 

“I'd be better if you knock it off.” Hinata whined shaking violently again.

 

“Knock what off?”

 

“Quit making tiny shadow clones. They're crawling all over me and it's freaking me out!” She flopped again in an attempt to shake them off.

 

“I'm not making shadow clones.” Nauto said helplessly.

 

“Well someone is. Help me brush them off.” Hinata said squirming again. Naruto brushed at his wife's clothes and she calmed down. “That's better. Whoa!” Hinata looked very intently at Sakura.

 

“What?” Sakura asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

 

“There's a bunny on your head. Hello bunny. Why do you have a match my little woodland friend. Oh my god! Sakura your head's on fire!”

 

“Don't worry. Don't worry. I brought water.” Sasuke walked over to a nearby sink and filled a small paper cup full of water on his wife. She glared at him but he just refilled it and repeated the process.

 

“Here you rest Hinata we got everything under control Naruto soothed.”

 

“Okay, but your whiskers want me to juggle spoons for them.” It was going to be a long day.