Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life is Lovelier the Second Time Around ❯ Genjutsuafied ( Chapter 17 )

Disclaimer: We have to accept certain truths in life, Elvis is not dead, aliens did crash in roswell, and I don't own Naruto. Don't own bleach or inu either.

 

AN: Sorry that these have been taking awhile. And I now realize that I made a huge mistake…Sasuke can't fly…everyone knows what I mean? Good. So…the Deidara fight is going to be a problem. And you guys know…well actually I'm pretty sure two of the people I'm talking to are girls…anyway I was kidding about the pink haired Sasuke. Even I'm not that crazy…or am you…anyway…just to be on the safe side we know Naruto's kid is getting the byakugan so are we getting a blacked haired boy or harem jutsu Naruto or a blonde Hinata…what do you guys think? And just to be safe if any mediaminer officials are reading this I'm not breaking the rule about them picking what will happen next, I'm just seeing what won't creep them out. Oh and I was just wondering you all know that the order I do the honorable mention thing is in the order I got reviewed right? Just letting you know I'm not picking favorites or anything. Oh and one more thing…is hinata going to be married to a frog? Wait one more, the crow is from the episode where they try to see Kakashi's face and where Jaraiya and Naruto first go looking from Tsunade and Jaraiya gives that huge introduction and Naruto just ignores him and keeps walking.

 

Vospader21: Well if you run out of adjectives you have two options. Buy a thesaurus or make up words (my method) I like your kh fic so far. I'm interested to see where this goes.

 

Daianta: Yeah I don't know how I came up with the ino thing but I had to put it in there. And I know tetsusaiga is hard to spell but…still if I spell the ones from bleach right and not inuyasha…it just seems weird.

 

Animeprincessinulover: Sorry that I didn't update sooner…school is evil. EVIL!!! Anyway thanks for having stuck with me all this time. And also while I have your attention…what your new fic gonna be about…don't you pretend you didn't read this…hey get back here!

 

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“Kakashi, I know this is going to be one of those times where you tell me and Naruto to stay back and only get involved if we have to…” Sasuke began drawing his sword.

 

“Actually, you two go right ahead. I'll back you up.” Kakashi said raising his headband to reveal his sharingan.

 

“Sakura you're on standby in case we get hurt.” Sasuke said after nodding at his sensei.

 

“Hinata, you watch for any funny business.” Naruto said standing beside Sasuke.

 

Hinata nodded but inwardly groaned. `That's all I ever get to do. I don't care what they tell me I'm getting involved in the next fight.' She thought stubbornly.

 

“Remember don't look at his eyes.” Kakashi turning to the three kunoichi behind him. “Focus on his feet and body.”

 

Hinata raised her hand. “And how do I do that when I'm supposed to be watching everything he's doing?”

 

“Um…just focus somewhere else.” Kakashi said.

 

“Great advice.” Hinata sighed.

 

“Been a long time since I fought an Uchiha.” Chiyo said with a grin. “But I know how to beat their techniques.”

 

“Do tell.” Itachi said turning to the old women. “…Tsunade?”

 

“How dare you compare me to that slug girl. I'm a thousand times cuter than she'll ever be!” Chiyo roared. “And I don't need a boob job to prove it!”

 

“Tsunade's aren't fake.” Hinata said turning to the woman. Everyone minus Itachi and Sasuke sweat dropped. “What?”

 

“Aho! Aho!” A crow to this opportunity to fly over head.

 

“Shut up stupid crow!” Hinata yelled jumping up and swatting at it.

 

“…anyway you were saying…you.” Itachi said gesturing at Chiyo.

 

“It's Chiyo! Anyway, since we're in a group, is one of us gets gentjutsuafied.”

 

“Gen-what-now?” Kakashi asked turning back to her.

 

“Shut up! Anyway if that happens one of us three will attack the akat…on second thought we'll just snap these guys out of it.”

 

“Great plan but Itachi's genjutsu isn't so easily broken.” Kakashi said sighing.

 

“Oh well thanks for letting me waste our time with that speech.” Chiyo growled.

 

“Okay we are done with the chit-chat. Naruto lets go. Sakura if anyone tries to say anything I want you to…to…stop them from talking!”

 

“Okee-dokee.” Sakura said stepping away from her demented looking husband.

 

“Sasuke my dear little brother you should really work on your anger issues. Try to be more laid back like Naruto.” Itachi said pointing at the blonde.

 

“Shut up and die already!” Sasuke yelled charging at the raven haired Akatsuki.

 

“I'm right behind you Sasu…” Naruto was suddenly pulled backward. He heard a feminine giggle and turned to see Sakura grinning at him…oh and did I mention she was naked…kinda important that you know that.

 

“Where are you going in such a hurry?” She giggled. “Come on stay here with me a while.”

 

“Bu-bu-but…Itachi…” Naruto stammered.

 

“What are you talking about, you silly goose?” She teased. He looked around and realized he was in a bedroom and on a very large bed.

 

“But…Sasuke…Hinata….”

 

“Whose Sasuke?” An equally naked Hinata asked from his left side. Sakura leaned over from his right and kissed the brunette.

 

“Sakura's…husband.” Naruto squeaked as the girls lightly stroked each other.

 

“I think the hokage had a little too much sake last night. “ Ino said popping up from behind Sakura…and nope, she wasn't wearing anything.

 

“Ho…hok…” Naruto looked down to see himself in hokage robes.

 

“No kidding. He always gets like this after a party.” Tenten grinned from behind Hinata.

 

“P-party?” Naruto said helplessly.

 

“The one we had to celebrate you becoming Hokage. No more sake for you, you start acting weord the next morning.” Temari said from the foot of the bed.

 

“Oh quit being such a mother hen.” Tsunade said from behind him.

 

“Even I think he should celebrate after single handedly wiping out Orochimaru and the Akatsuki in one day.” Shizune said from beside the blonde.

 

“Not to mention satisfying nine wives in one night.” Kurenai said with a smile sitting down next to Temari.

 

“N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nine…w-w-wives…” Naruto breathed.

 

“Maybe it wasn't the sake that got him.” Anke said from Temari's other side. “Maybe you ought to give him a checkup Tsunade.”

 

“Or we could just do a little something to jog his memory.” Ino said with a grin.

 

“That works.” Tenten said with a smile.

 

“Dibs.” Tsunade said snatching up the boy.

 

“He was mine first.” Hinata said grabbing him.

 

“But I'm prettier.” Ino said latching on.

 

“Ladies. Ladies. Let's not fight. Why don't we let him choose?” Sakura offered. The others nodded and released him.

 

Naruto being the faithful guy he is gestured for Hinata. “YAY!!!” She tackled him and knocked him clean off the bed.

 

“Hinata. Can you tell me what's goi…” She put a finger to his lips and giggled.

 

“It's alright. You'll remember soon enough.” She said leaning down to kiss him.

 

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Chiyo leaned down over the blonde boy. Whatever the genjutsu was, it didn't seem too unpleasant. She shrugged and placed her hand on his shoulder. “Kai!”

 

The boys eyes fluttered open before he grabbed her and pressed his lips to hers. His tongue was already in her mouth by the time he realized he had bee the victim of genjutsu. He jumped several feet backwards and blinked rapidly before. “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He began coughing and sputtering. “Defiled! Unclean!”

 

“Welcome back.” Sakura said raising an eyebrow as Chiyo copied Naruto.

 

“Naruto what exactly was that genjutsu about?” Hinata growled. If he was cheating on her she would beat him within an inch of his life.

 

“IwasHokageandIdidn'trememberbecomingHokageandyouweregoingt odosomethinginterestingtoremindmethat'sitIswear!” Naruto pleaded on his hands and knees.

 

“FIGHT NOW, ARGUE LATER!!!!!!!” Sasuke yelled at him as the young Uchiha dueled with several of his brothers shadow clones.

 

“Oh…right…back to work.”