Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Living Behind a Mask ❯ Three Strikes & You're Out ( Chapter 10 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A/N: Yo! It's been a while since I updated this fic… As for those of you who think I'm ignoring fics, no I'm not. I have a full time job, so I don't get much time to actually work on my fics. The only reason I got an 8 to 12 k word chapter out at the rate of one per day was that I had all day to do so. At the fastest, I can do a chapter every 2 to 3 days. So, don't worry if I don't update a particular fic for some time. I may just be stuck with the plot on a particular one.
 
Is it too much to ask for a fic that has a decent story line as well as some het smut? I read a fic today that involved Kyuubi fusing with Naruto. No big deal there, however, what shocked me was that Kyuubi said `If you have a kit, which I hope you do, it will be stronger than Akatsuki the day it is born'…. By god, sure I've seen some people pushing the `get overpowered quick' stories, but that's taking it a bit far, isn't it? I can just imagine Hinata giving birth to the child and the Akatsuki gang appear. The child looks at them and they explode in a shower of blood and guts. Hell, stuff sending the ANBU out to do missions, just send the kid out! It also seems that fics that do have smut, even if I use the `all but Yaoi' filter on Media Miner, three quarters of them are STILL YAOI! And even then, the het fics rarely have anything even considerable as a solid plot. Arrrrrg, it's so sad…
 
Oh, and I was checking the net for a picture of Tayuya's lvl 2 Cursed Seal form and I found some Tayuya Hentai… That was the last thing I expected to see…
 
Thanks again to my trusty beta-like-object, Kyuubi no yoko 9.
 
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Legend:
 
'...thoughts...'
 
“...normal talk...”
 
'...Bijuuthoughts...'
 
...Bijuu Speaking...”
 
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Living Behind a Mask:
 
Chapter 9:
 
Three Strikes and You're Out:
 
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In the Nearby Forest:
 
The Nukenin stopped and took a seat on a stump.
 
“Alright, obviously you two have thought about this. Tell me what you've come up with.”
 
Naruto leaned up against a tree while Sasuke sat on a branch of that tree.
 
“Well, we've come up with several solutions, most of which aren't… appealing…”
 
The Nukenin nodded, indicating them to go on. Sasuke continued.
 
“We aren't welcome in any village, so we'd be stuck with working for people like Gatoh, becoming `tools' of others. We refuse to take orders from anyone. We could use a several layered Henge to blend into society, but we have objectives we need to complete, which consists of taking out nine people. We could help a group overthrow a tyranny, but those are rare. Or we could just steal what we need. The only plausible one is Bounty Hunting.”
 
The Nukenin sighed.
 
“You've covered everything we do to survive. All of us had morals when we started out, however, those who kept them didn't last long. Being a Nukenin makes the most bloodthirsty dog of a village look like a saint to us. You still have your morals; however, you will have to sacrifice them to live.”
 
Naruto and Sasuke glared at him.
 
“No.”
 
The Nukenin raised an eyebrow.
 
“I seem to have hit a nerve…”
 
Naruto nodded slowly.
 
“We might be willing to drop most of them; however, there is one we will not drop. To gain power at the other's expense.”
 
The Nukenin nodded slowly. There was a deep hidden meaning behind that. One that held many bitter memories, if their expressions were anything to go by.
 
“You obviously have a good reason for that. I'm not going to pry into your past, but know this. There are times when you have to kill your heart to do things that you wouldn't be able to do otherwise.”
 
The Nukenin stood up and looked at both of them.
 
“Well, it's been nice meeting you. I'll catch you round.”
 
Naruto stopped him.
 
“We'd also prefer it if you left the Wave alone.”
 
The Nukenin raised an eyebrow.
 
“Oh? Why's that?”
 
“It's the only place that ever acknowledged us as regular humans.”
 
The Nukenin sighed.
 
“You guys'll have to learn that you can't afford to have connections to any place longer than your stay there. Those that keep those connections are found out and exploited by others. Later.”
 
The Nukenin disappeared leaving only a few displaced leaves to indicate he'd ever been standing there. Naruto and Sasuke pondered his words. Everything the Nukenin had said was true, however little they wanted to admit it. They wouldn't put it past Konoha to secretly hold one of Tazuna's family hostage, ordering them to give themselves up or they would kill him. It was better if they severed all connections with anyone but the three of them. Naruto took out a scroll and a calligraphy brush and ink jar. Ever since he had begun working with Orochimaru on Fuuinjutsu, Naruto had always carried one around in case he needed to make a sealing scroll on the run. He wrote out a short letter to Tazuna, thanking him for his hospitality, and telling him that they were not going to be coming back. Naruto rolled the scroll up and summoned a small one tailed Kitsune. The Kitsune looked up at him, waiting for its orders. Naruto handed him the scroll.
 
“Give this to Tazuna.”
 
With Kyuubi's help, he used a rather advanced form of telepathy useable only by higher demons to send the Kitsune the directions. The Kitsune yipped and ran out of the clearing with the scroll in its mouth. Sasuke was also writing his own scroll, and that's when Naruto sensed a squad of ANBU level signatures nearby. Sasuke finished his scroll and rolled it up, throwing it to the ground in the clearing. Sasuke turned to Naruto and gave a slight flick of his head to indicate they should leave. Naruto nodded and they both disappeared well away from the ANBU. The ANBU cursed as they saw the two targets get away. They came into the clearing and looked at the scroll that Sasuke had thrown and noticed that it was addressed to them. None of them could sense any chakra coming from the scroll to indicate some form of Genjutsu or Fuuinjutsu so they took the scroll and opened it and their eyes bulged as they read the contents.
 
`For Konoha ANBU, you were pathetic. Let us give you some advice. We're giving you three chances. Each time Konoha initiates a capture attempt, cause us harm or blackmail us, you will have one strike against you. This time will not count. After the third slip up, we will destroy Konoha and every single one of its inhabitants. Considering you gave neither of us a single chance for a normal life before we left, this is a rather generous warning, don't you think?'
 
The ANBU nodded and left for Konoha with all due haste. Making a direct threat to Konoha was not to be tolerated, especially from a pair of teenagers. Unknown to them, Naruto could choose to unleash Kyuubi at will.
 
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6 and a Half Months Later:
 
Naruto and Sasuke had quickly gotten used to bounty hunting to keep their funds up. By now, Sasuke knew how to do the Forced Sleep Technique without hand seals. Using it every night to drown out the sounds of his brother and his lover which echoed through out the area gave him an excellent amount of practice. However, about six and a half months after they left the Wave, they ran into a squad of Konoha ANBU who were apparently going for the same target they were. However, since Naruto and Sasuke had arrived several minutes before the ANBU, the kill was theirs by right. However, there was a new member to the ANBU on this squad and he charged both Sasuke and Naruto without thinking. Naruto's eyes lit up at the man's ignorance and puffed up a tail with chakra and drove it through his neck with frightening speed, killing him instantly. Their mood thoroughly spoilt, Sasuke sliced off the target's head with practiced ease and turned to stare at the three remaining ANBU.
 
“I would assume you got our message from 6 and a half months ago? This is your first warning. We got to the target first, so it was ours by right.”
 
His tail still lodged in the man's throat, Naruto picked the mask off the ANBU's face. This was a face he didn't recognise, so he pulled out his new bingo book he'd nabbed off a Kiri ANBU squad who had tried to take them on not too long ago and began shifting through it. He did not find the face in any of the sections so he looked up at the remaining three masked Konoha shinobi.
 
“No wonder he's a nobody. Charging in there like an idiot… I'm surprised someone didn't kill him sooner. He's not worth anything, so I'll give him back.”
 
Naruto wrapped another tail around the man's waist and stopped applying the chakra to his first tail. He ripped it back out of the man's neck and used the tail around his waist to hurl the lifeless body back at the other three. They caught the body and were shocked when the force of the throw forced them back several meters. Another of them withdrew the standard issue ANBU katana and got ready to charge when the captain stopped him.
 
“Do you want to end up like this?”
 
The man grunted and sheathed his katana. Sasuke turned back to the head, picking it up by the hair and formed three hand seals, before placing his palm on the mans head to use the preservation jutsu to make sure the head wouldn't decay or smell before they delivered it. Sasuke handed it to Naruto and Naruto slipped it into a specially designed body bag for heads. Sealing the bag, he gave the ANBU a last look of contempt and a snort before they both left to their employer to receive the bounty on their target.
 
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A Month Later:
 
They were just about to kill another target in the Earth Country when a single Ame Nin dropped from his vantage point and sighed at the boys.
 
“Seems I got here a bit too late…”
 
Naruto shrugged as he punched one of the target's body guards in the chest hard enough to break his sternum and then followed it up by breaking his neck with a tail. Sasuke dispatched the last body guard and their target looked at the boys in fear.
 
“Who are you?”
 
Naruto smiled sadistically at the man.
 
“Uchiha Sasuke, one of the two remaining Uchihas and Uzumaki Naruto, container and mate of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, queen of demons. Say high to Shinigami for me will you? I've got some personal issues with him.”
 
The man was trying to get his head around this revelation.
 
“Kyuubi is…”
 
Naruto raised an eyebrow.
 
“Female? Very much so.”
 
Naruto plunged a kunai into the man's voice box and out through the back of the spine, ending his life instantly. After severing the head and preparing it for transport, they saw the Ame Nin looking at them in something akin to respect.
 
“I'd never thought I'd get to meet you two. You're pretty famous, you know?”
 
Sasuke shrugged in indifference.
 
“We don't care about fame. We just want to finish off Akatsuki.”
 
Now that got the Nin's attention.
 
“Akatsuki? Those nine weirdos?”
 
Naruto looked at him in interest.
 
“How much do you know about them?”
 
The Ame Nin smiled and made a beckoning motion with his hand.
 
“Nothing's free in life.”
 
Naruto shrugged and chucked the body bag to the Ame Nin, who caught it in surprise. The look of surprise morphed to that of a grin.
 
“Handing over a bounty of this size would merit more than a bit of info on Akatsuki… I suppose I could pass on a jutsu or two…”
 
Naruto and Sasuke smiled. They still had more than enough cash to give up this kill in exchange for things money can't buy. The Ame Nin sat down and told them everything about Akatsuki he knew. Besides the fact that he knew there was nine of them and their appearances and jutsus were… Unique, the only two he knew about in specific were Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigake Kisame.
 
“I happened to see both of them about 3 months ago when I was taking care of a nobody in the Falls Village. Apparently, they were looking for something, but I didn't ask them. I got the impression it wouldn't be healthy.”
 
Naruto nodded. The lead was not exactly brand new, but it was far more current than what they had before. The Ame Nin looked up at the cloudless sky as he thought about what to teach them. Once he had decided, he looked back at them.
 
“I'd assume that both of you specialise in Katon jutsus, right?”
 
The both nodded and the Ame Nin smiled.
 
“There's a Suiton jutsu that compliments Katon jutsus quite well. It's called Suiton: Koku'un no Jutsu.”
 
Sasuke's eyes narrowed.
 
“Black Mist Technique?”
 
The Nin nodded.
 
“It produces a black mist from your body that rises into the air and causes it to rain. But not just any sort of rain; Pure crude oil.”
 
Now that would be useful. Crude oil was extremely flammable, and a rain of it would definitely increase the effects of a simple Housenka no Jutsu almost 30 fold. Sasuke's Sharingan activated signifying he was ready. The Nin nodded and formed the seals, announcing them as he went.
 
“Tora, Hebi, Tora: Suiton: Koku'un no Jutsu.”
 
A black mist came off the Ame Nin's body and rose into the sky. Not 20 seconds later, the first drop of oil fell from the sky. It was quickly followed by a shower of oil that lasted about 30 seconds. The Nin stopped the jutsu and the rain stopped shortly afterwards. Sasuke nodded.
 
“Got it.”
 
Naruto nodded. He didn't need to learn the jutsus right off the bat, as he could just relearn them from Sasuke later. The Ame Nin thought about what to teach them next.
 
“Which Suiton Jutsus do you know?”
 
They recounted their rather limited collection of Suiton Jutsus. The Ame Nin nodded.
 
“I'll teach you three more. Suiton: Suiyuudan no Jutsu, Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu and Suiton: Suishouha.”
 
They agreed. Luckily, there was a small creek nearby that was fed by an underground spring. The Ame Nin performed each one which Sasuke copied. After he had finished, they thanked him and he disappeared from sight, leaving Sasuke to teach the jutsus to Naruto. It took several hours to learn all of them with the Kyuubi's help. At about midday, they went to a nearby town to recuperate.
 
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Next Morning:
 
Naruto and Sasuke were staying in the only inn in the town, or what should probably be called a collection of buildings. Naruto awoke to the glaring sunlight streaming through the only grimy window in their room with Kyuubi in his arms. Nothing unusual there. Kyuubi's eyes shot open when he looked at her and she leaned in giving him a quick kiss on the lips. Anything more serious and it would probably end up in another all day love making session. Sasuke would put up with it during the nights, but during the day he'd made it very clear that he didn't like it one bit. After Kyuubi had gone back to her cage, Naruto got dressed and used a rather powerful Genjutsu to cloak himself so as not to make too much of a scene at breakfast. As he walked down the stairs, he was acutely aware that his older brother while under a similar Genjutsu to him was staring vehemently at another couple who were sharing an intimate moment. Naruto sighed and took a seat next to him.
 
“Aniki, you really need to let someone else in.”
 
Sasuke turned to give Naruto a glare but instead of seeing the usual smirk or the less usual mock concern, he saw true concern and even a hint of worry in his eyes. Sasuke sighed and sat back in his chair. For once, he spoke his thoughts.
 
“The reason I don't `let someone in' is because I don't want to get attached to someone who will be following us around and Itachi will use as a hostage when the time comes to kill him.”
 
Naruto had to agree. It was a valid point. There weren't many females in this Nukenin business, and all of them they had met were rather intent on making sure that they did not end up `succumbing to the whims of a male', despite how some of them saw Naruto act with Kyuubi. They usually dismissed it as something like `if he did, she'd just kill him.' To an extent, that was also true, however, Naruto didn't for a different reason. It's because he saw her as his equal in every way shape and form and wouldn't do it even if he had to. Naruto looked at Sasuke with a defeated look.
 
“I'd let Kyuubi spend a night with you, but-“
 
As if to illustrate the implication, Naruto felt a rather strong feeling of disgust coming from the seal, or more directly, his lover which the seal was `protecting' him from. He sighed.
 
“She's not too thrilled with the idea…”
 
Sasuke shrugged and stood up, looking at Naruto with a questioning glance which in this situation meant `what do you want to eat?' Naruto thought for a moment.
 
“Bacon and Eggs, and if possible, a bowl of miso ramen.”
 
Sasuke shook his head in disbelief. The bacon and eggs was understandable, but ramen for breakfast? It was almost as unbelievable as the `legendary sucker' of a Sannin winning at gambling. With that, Sasuke made his way over to the counter.
 
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In a Seedy Gambling Den Somewhere Nearby:
 
A rather well endowed woman with blonde pigtails was just about to bet the last of her money on a game of Chou or Han. Just as she lifted the cup off the die, she let form a rather loud sneeze, which knocked the die closest to her over, turning the Chou to a Han.
 
“Someone's talking about me again…”
 
She rubbed her nose and looked at the die in disbelief before turning to her raven haired assistant.
 
“Shizune, is that Han?”
 
Shizune nodded, dumbfounded. Tsunade leap into the air as the other men in the gambling den looked at it in disbelief. Tsunade raked in the money she had won, quite pleased with herself.
 
“When I find whoever did that, I'll have to thank them.”
 
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With Sasuke & Naruto:
 
Sasuke was carrying the tray of food back to his table when he let forth a rather loud sneeze. His eyes closed for a brief second and he didn't see the leg of the chair that the man next to him had pushed out and his toe caught the chair, making him lose his balance before toppling over, the food unfortunately spilling over Naruto, who was none too pleased. Naruto stared at Sasuke, both of their eyes twitching, saying the same thing.
 
“I'm going to hurt whoever talked about us behind our back.”
 
Sasuke nodded in agreement as he used a specialised jutsu to clean the mess up and silenced the few sniggers from the occupants of the room with a massive spike of killer intent.
 
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Back With Tsunade:
 
Tsunade sneezed and again knocked over the dice just as she lifted the cup off the dice. Shizune was ecstatic, but Tsunade was wary. Despite the nick name `legendary sucker' she still won, if only rarely. It was still once in a blue moon. However, she never won again straight after that unless something catastrophic was going to happen. Tsunade took her winnings and looked at Shizune.
 
“Shizune, we're leaving.”
 
Shizune stared in surprise at her mentor.
 
“But Tsunade-Sama, you were winning!”
 
Tsunade narrowed her eyes.
 
“That's exactly the point. I don't win two times in a row. Unless something like that will happen.”
 
Shizune caught the implication and nodded. She picked up the third member of the trio, their female pig Tonton and they left the gambling den with their two suitcases of money. Once they walked outside, they felt the temperature drop several degrees and they looked around. Two none descript men were staring daggers at them. The slightly older one pointed at Tsunade.
 
“You!”
 
Tsunade looked at the man with disinterest.
 
“Got a problem?”
 
The other man sneered.
 
“Probably the fact that you made us look like idiots.”
 
Tsunade wasn't the kind of person who would forget the face of someone she made light of.
 
“I've never seen you before.”
 
The older one grunted.
 
“Who said you had to see us to make us look like idiots?”
 
The trio of females were rather confused. The town members were also watching this in interest.
 
“Look, I don't have time to waste with idiots like you.”
 
The younger one smiled as Tsunade turned and started walking off.
 
“I don't remember giving you the right to leave.”
 
That did it. Tsunade whipped around and stared at the man in anger.
 
“Since when did I have to ask the right to leave?”
 
The younger one smirked.
 
“Since the time we killed your former team mate and became S rank Nukenins capable of killing just about anyone.”
 
Tsunade and Shizune's eyes shot up as they looked at them in horror.
 
“You're…”
 
Naruto smiled as they both released their modified Henge, showing Naruto and Sasuke in all their glory.
 
“That's right. Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto.”
 
Just for effect, they released their partial stage two seal, much to everyone's shock. The towns' people scrambled inside to get away from them. Naruto snorted.
 
“So typical of humans; they fear and hate what they don't understand. How foolish.”
 
Sasuke smirked. He'd come to an understanding recently that the reason his brother had murdered his clan was not exactly a crime. After he'd learnt about their hunger for power and their need to dominate everyone, he'd begun to see that Itachi had been right to leave Konoha. However, what he would not forgive him for was murdering the clan. He could have chosen to just leave the clan and the village instead of murdering them. When they next met Itachi, he was going to get a full explanation for the reasons of Itachi's actions. He also had to admit, Itachi could see humans as they truly were; Arrogant, selfish, hypocritical bastards. He focused back on the three females in front of him, or more specifically, the rather stuffed suitcases. He aimed the next sentence at Naruto.
 
“Seems I was right. You liking Ramen for breakfast was almost as unbelievable as her winning.”
 
Tsunade was torn. Here were two S rank Nukenins staring daggers at her who had ended a major threat to her village, and also apparently caused her `winning streak'. However, they seemed displeased about it.
 
“So, I have you to thank for this?”
 
Tsunade indicated the suitcases. Both boys nodded.
 
“I guess the second sneeze I had was in answer to you threatening me after I caused you an accident thanking you?”
 
They nodded again making Tsunade rub a temple with one hand.
 
“Sorry, I guess.”
 
Both boys shrugged.
 
“Whatever.”
 
Sasuke stiffened before sighing.
 
“Itachi, stop hiding.”
 
Tsunade and Shizune looked at them in a confused manner but stumbled back when they saw the air shimmer and reveal Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigake Kisame. Itachi looked at Sasuke.
 
“Hisashiburi dana, Sasuke.”
 
Sasuke turned to face his brother of so many years.
 
“Indeed it has. I suppose you're here for Naruto?”
 
Kisame smiled as he hoisted Samehada over his shoulder.
 
“Yup.”
 
Sasuke stared at Itachi.
 
“I want an explanation.”
 
Itachi looked directly at Sasuke without saying a word.
 
“Why did you murder our clan? There were other ways you could have done it.”
 
Itachi's eyebrows shot up. Before his lips almost cracked a smile.
 
“For that very reason.”
 
Everyone else present looked at Itachi in confusion as he explained.
 
“Apart from my hatred of the clan, I killed them and goaded you to see if you were any better than them. If you had failed, you would have attempted to kill me by now.”
 
Sasuke sighed and walked over to a bench and motioned Naruto and Itachi to sit down. Apparently, this was going to be a long talk. Naruto looked at Tsunade.
 
“This does not concern you. I would suggest leaving.”
 
Tsunade nodded and hightailed it out of there, Shizune leaving with her. They knew when they were outgunned, and they had never been more so than now. Itachi took a seat to Sasuke's left while Naruto was on Sasuke's right. Kisame saw that he too had no real place in this so stood off to the side, grinning at the people hiding behind shuttered windows. Sasuke sighed.
 
“Itachi, I can understand why you did it, but I don't think it warranted killing them for it. You could have done what Jiraiya and Tsunade did, and requested indefinite leave.”
 
Itachi looked at Sasuke with a look that could only be described as respect.
 
“What changed your outlook?”
 
Sasuke turned to Naruto.
 
“Naruto did. He's one of the few who could understand me.”
 
Itachi looked at Naruto and nodded.
 
“Thank you.”
 
Naruto shrugged.
 
“No problem.”
 
There was silence for a number of minutes before Sasuke turned to Itachi.
 
“Brother or not, if you hurt my friends, I will kill you.”
 
Itachi nodded slowly. Naruto looked at Itachi.
 
“And if you ever hurt my brother or my mate, I will kill you.”
 
Itachi looked at Naruto with a slightly raised eyebrow.
 
“You and Kyuubi-San are mates?”
 
Naruto nodded.
 
“Who better than one who shares my every thought, every dream, every memory and every emotion?”
 
Itachi couldn't refute the logic in that. He looked at Naruto with a blank expression, belying the thoughts going through his mind.
 
“How is she in bed?”
 
Naruto, Kyuubi and Sasuke face faulted while Kisame laughed.
 
“You've always been the weird one of the pair of us, Itachi-San.”
 
Itachi looked at Kisame.
 
“I hardly think so. I don't look like I had to adapt to life on land instead of the sea.”
 
Kisame growled as he `playfully' swung Samehada at Itachi who blocked it with the palm of a hand. Itachi turned back to Naruto.
 
“Well?”
 
Naruto, Sasuke and Kyuubi sweat dropped. Naruto closed his eyes as he established a connection with Kyuubi.
 
`Do you want me to tell them?'
 
Naruto could tell Kyuubi was smiling.
 
`If you tell them at all, make sure to rub it in.'
 
Naruto sighed as he opened his eyes and looked up at the clouds in the sky.
 
“She's better than any human woman could ever hope to be. We could possibly go for 3 days straight with only 30 second breaks in between each session before stopping. The only reason we'd have to stop after the three days is to attend daily needs like eating.”
 
Kisame and Itachi were looking at Naruto in awe as he continued. Kisame spoke every male's mind in the general vicinity.
 
“I don't care about her, but you can go that long?”
 
Naruto smiled. This was the perfect way to get back at every other person around them. To show that he and his partner were much more `male' and `female' than any others here.
 
“Define `long'. If you meant staying power, then longer. I have to stop for the same reasons she does. However, if you meant length of my `tool', then 11 inches. 12 if I'm really aroused.”
 
Suddenly, every male bar Naruto overhearing or taking part in the conversation felt that their masculinity was very inadequate, if the downward glances at their crotches were any indication.
 
“She can also control her muscles to such an extent that she could make me orgasm at any time she wanted, no matter how long ago we started.”
 
Now all of the females listening bar Kyuubi felt greatly inadequate. Kisame dropped Samehada with his mouth open while Itachi was giving a rather perverted grin. Sasuke was holding his head in his hands. He didn't want to hear this at all. Naruto gave Sasuke an apologetic look and smiled at Itachi.
 
“Since when were you a pervert, Itachi?”
 
Itachi's perverted look returned to that oh so famous blank expression.
 
“I had to have some way of staying sane in ANBU…”
 
Naruto and Sasuke sweat dropped. He'd become a pervert at the age of 13? That wasn't right. This was by far the most surreal experience they'd ever had. They were sitting down with their enemies and talking like a close group of male friends did. Naruto sighed as he stood up, catching the other's attention. Naruto gave them something which few got to see; A genuine smile.
 
“Well, I suppose we came to some sort of an understanding…”
 
Kisame shrugged and strapped Samehada to his back while Sasuke and Itachi got up. They separated off and looked at each other. Sasuke looked intently at Itachi before his gaze softened.
 
“Itachi… I forgive you…”
 
Itachi smiled slightly and nodded.
 
“Good to see that you didn't follow the Clan down the path to madness, Sasuke.”
 
Naruto looked at the two members of Akatsuki.
 
“Since you `failed' to capture me, what are you going to say to the others?”
 
Kisame shrugged.
 
“Last time, Jiraiya saved you. Both of you could easily kill him now, so that's all they have to know.”
 
They could live with that. If they were going to let them off the hook, they weren't going to complain. Itachi gave one last nod before the two purple nail polish wearing nins disappeared. Naruto turned to Sasuke.
 
“I'm sorry about that…”
 
Sasuke immediately shrugged it off and turned to leave, Naruto following him. Naruto looked at his watch; 10:37 am. If they stepped on it, they would be able to reach the next town by lunch. The people of the town they had left started coming back out, dazed to have seen so many high ranking Konoha Nins in one place by sheer coincidence.
 
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Lunch Time in the Next Town:
 
Sasuke and Naruto arrived in town just in time to see a rather shocked man go flying through a wall and a woman screeching at him from inside the building.
 
“DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING THAT AGAIN, PERVERT! OR I'LL CASTRATE YOU!”
 
Sasuke and Naruto sweat dropped. There was only one woman with that strength and that voice.
 
“We had to follow her, didn't we?”
 
Naruto shrugged as they walked into the bar without their usual modified Henges. Tsunade was already making a scene. Few of the people noticed the two boys entering the room as they walked up to the line of `wanted' posters. Naruto and Sasuke drew their swords and stared slashing them as bounty hunters did when they had killed the target. The bar tended shouted out to them.
 
“What the hell do you think you two are doing?”
 
Naruto looked at him.
 
“When was the last time you updated these?”
 
The man though for a moment.
 
“About 4 months ago…”
 
Naruto sighed and slashed the last one, leaving only a single one remaining.
 
“All of the ones we slashed are dead by our hands.”
 
Everyone started murmuring and looking warily at these two boys as Tsunade looked up from the hold in the wall and saw the two boys. She scowled at them.
 
“Why are you following us?”
 
Sasuke looked at her in a disinterested, rather bored look.
 
“Who said our business had anything to do with you? You think just like the other remaining Sannin and the one we already killed. They think the world revolves around them. Grow up and act your age.”
 
Tsunade's eyes twitched at being told to grow up by a boy over 30 years her junior. However, she knew if she attacked them, they would definitely kill her with little problem, but also her strength would kill-“
 
“Innocent bystanders?”
 
Tsunade looked up at Sasuke in shock to see his Sharingan active.
 
`How did he-`
 
“Read your mind? Because I can.”
 
Tsunade's eye twitched. She was above-
 
“These childish games? Apparently not.”
 
Tsunade's eye was twitching rapidly. Don't-
 
“Think of anything? Like that would work.”
 
Naruto was smirking. The Sharingan was very useful for a number of things. One of them was hypnotism. Tsunade turned on her heel and stormed out leaving Naruto and Sasuke to gloat over their `victory'. They took a seat at a spare table while the waiter hesitantly approached them. Naruto looked at him in annoyance.
 
“Just because we hate Konoha and its ninjas doesn't mean we're going to hate you unless you give us a reason to.”
 
The waiter nodded and approached the table.
 
“What can I get you two?”
 
Naruto sighed and looked up at the chalk boards hanging on the wall before something caught his eye.
 
“Three of those works burgers, thanks.”
 
The waiter raised an eyebrow as he wrote that down. Sasuke looked at another board.
 
“I'll have a… Lasagne… Whatever the hell that is…”
 
The waiter nodded and left to take their orders to the kitchen. Naruto looked at Sasuke.
 
“I'm going to go talk to her.”
 
Sasuke nodded. The majority of the people in the room expected him to get up and walk out, but to their surprise, Naruto formed hand seals and then went to sleep.
 
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Kyuubi's Cage:
 
Naruto trudged through the corridors and eventually ended up in front of the Kyuubi's cage. He sighed as he looked around.
 
“You deserve so much more than this…”
 
Kyuubi smiled at Naruto who slipped in between the bars and embraced his mate.
 
“I wish I could change this into something more fitting…”
 
Kyuubi pulled back from him and looked into his eyes.
 
“This is your mindscape; so technically, you can do anything here within certain limits.”
 
Naruto looked at her in interest.
 
“And what are those limits?”
 
Kyuubi smiled at him.
 
“Whatever it is must have corridors. It must also have pipes and a sealed room with him-“
 
She pointed at the piece of paper sealing the cage shut.
 
“Guarding it.”
 
Naruto nodded. He wracked his brains for ideas before smiling at one in particular.
 
“Fit for a queen…”
 
Kyuubi decided not to read his thoughts for the sake of a `surprise'. Naruto closed his eyes and concentrated. The yellowed room began to waver before a blinding flash of white light was emitted. When Kyuubi and Naruto opened their eyes, they were inside a lavish room that was indeed `fit for a queen'. There was a massive fuuton to the side as well as other luxuries such as a heated spa, a mass of books in a miniature library, a desk nearby with writing utensils and a bowl of fruit on a stand next to the fuuton. Kyuubi glomped Naruto.
 
“Thank you, Naru-Chan!”
 
“No problems, Kyu-Chan.”
 
Kyuubi kissed Naruto rather passionately when Naruto remembered where his real body was and reluctantly pulled back.
 
“You can thank me later. Making love right now would be a bad idea…”
 
Kyuubi mock pouted before she threw off her clothes and ran at the spa, and much to Naruto's dismay, bombed in. The water went everywhere as Naruto sweat dropped when Kyuubi broke the surface and purred contently. She gave Naruto a suggestive wink and blew a kiss at him.
 
“You'll definitely be getting something special tonight, Naruto.”
 
Naruto smiled and walked out the door of the room to see the `guard', also known as his father there. The guard looked at him, staring at his eyes with the same blue ones he had.
 
“We'll have to have a talk later, Naruto. There's a lot I want to say.”
 
Naruto did the only thing he could. He fainted, which dispelled him from his own mindscape. The Yondaime sweat dropped.
 
“I guess since my soul originally manifested as a piece of paper, it's no surprise he thought I wasn't sentient…”
 
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Back in Real Time:
 
The waiter was approaching with the food the two boys had ordered when Naruto `woke up'. Sasuke saw something was wrong and looked at Naruto in a concerned fashion.
 
“What happened?”
 
Naruto sighed as he leant back.
 
“I didn't think a little interior decorating would do something like that…”
 
Naruto had long ago told Sasuke about his mindscape, so Sasuke understood instantly what he had meant by `interior decorating'. Sasuke then realised that this look was remarkably similar to the one that he wore after waking up from his first time with Kyuubi. Sasuke thought for a moment before his eyes shot open in realisation. Naruto looked at Sasuke and nodded.
 
“Yeah. I didn't believe it either…”
 
Sasuke shook his head in disbelief as he took the plate of what he assumed to be lasagne and took a bite. Naruto took his burger and took a huge chunk out of it. Everyone except Sasuke watched in amazement as Naruto at one burger after another. He'd even asked for a fourth which the cook hastily whipped up. After the fourth burger was consumed, Naruto sat back, content. However, the mood was disturbed when Naruto's danger sense went off and he caught several shuriken on his fingers. Naruto turned to see who the troublemaker was and sighed when he saw it was a squad of ANBU. Konoha ANBU, if their tattoo was anything to go by. Naruto looked at them, shrugging off their killer intent like it was nothing.
 
“What the hell do you want? Can't you see we were enjoying a meal?”
 
The one in front stepped forward.
 
“Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, by consorting with Uchiha Itachi and Hosigake Kisame, you have violated the law of all Shinobi Nations.”
 
Naruto laughed at the man.
 
“Last time I checked, we didn't have hitai-ate on. Know why? Because we don't belong to one of your `Shinobi Nations.' This is your second warning. Next time, Konoha burns to the ground. Now, leave or I may decide to consider this the third warning as well.”
 
The ANBU weren't sure what to do. They could attack and get the third warning, or they could leave and make Konoha lose face. Naruto stood and left some notes on the table to pay for the food. He walked right up to the Konoha ANBU and released his partial level two seal, much to everyone's horror.
 
“I assume since you're still here you want to keep going? I'd rather take this outside if that's the case. There are too many bystanders here.”
 
Naruto walked straight through them with Sasuke right behind him. They stood out in the street and stared at them.
 
“Well? Coming?”
 
The ANBU captain must have given a signal, because the four of them disappeared. Sasuke smirked. If that's what Konoha has to offer, they wouldn't stand a chance once the third warning expired. Sure, they'd have to release their full level two seal for the hoards of ANBU and the Hokage. Naruto's grumbling brought Sasuke out of his train of thought.
 
“I suppose I should go and talk to him…”
 
Sasuke nodded as they made their way to the local inn, paying for two rooms and decided to take today off.
 
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A/N: Another one bites the dust. The only thing I have to say here is don't ask who's the Hokage. Go read back several chapters if you want the answer. Anyone who asks that question will not get a reply.
 
Ja na,
 
Specula.