Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Love, Sake, & A Conga Line ❯ Don't look down her shirt ... ( Chapter 1 )

Hinata & Naruto - 19 years old

 

`Thinking'

`Inner Whoever Thinking'

*Sound Effects*

**Flashback**

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, he's just my dirty little secret …grr!

 

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Chapter One

 

It was, essentially, your average Christmas party. But nothing was average about this village-scale holiday fiesta. With a Hokage like the Godaime, Konoha was abuzz with drunks, almost drunks, about to be almost drunks and designated “drivers.” Strangers were getting “friendly” all over town and friends were getting even friendlier. It seemed that the whole city had segregated into half-orgy, half-something else. Under the guise of a Christmas retreat, the parents sent their kids away with AA members and the old people, delivering them from temptation but burdening them with the care of a village worth of children. Anyone remaining in town was at least over the age of seventeen. Strangely enough, Naruto and Hinata just happened to be in the same keg line.

 

“Heeeeeey! Hinata!”

 

Hinata turned around to find her longtime crush waving, grinning … and making his way towards her.

 

`Oh God … I hope there's nothing on my face …'

 

Over the years, Hinata had made some drastic changes, inside and out. She had become much more comfortable around Naruto, although he still gave her butterflies. After Shino of all people nicknamed her “The Nun,” she decided to change her style a bit. She now sported a low cut, tight fitting, v-neck, light blue tank top that also had a v-neck in the back which framed her long hair. She had fingerless, mesh gloves that came up to her elbows. She wore a short, flowy gray skirt that barely covered her hips and accentuated her curves with black, knee-length shorts underneath. Between the hem of the tank top and the waist of the skirt, there was at least two inches of creamy, soft skin. Every time Naruto saw her, his stomach fluttered in an I'd-really-like-to-get-in-your-shorts kind of way, but he knew better. He had morals. Giving her a hug that was too long and too tight to be appropriate, he asked,

 

“How are you enjoying the party?”

`Don't look down her shirt. DON'T LOOK DOWN HER SHIRT!'

 

But Naruto's mind was much too foggy to comply with that request. What to him seemed like sneaking a peek was a full-out perverted stare-fest.

 

`Could he be anymore obvious? Weshould get him glasses for Christmas because I think he has a problem with his vision.'

 

Clearing her throat, and bringing his attention above her neckline, she replied,

 

“The party's fine. I'm having a lot of fun. Everybody's over there. Well, except Shikamaru, Tenten and Chouji. They went off to some random dark alley …”

“That's nice …”

 

Getting their sake from the keg, (I don't think sake comes in kegs … oh well!) they went over to the group who, within the few short minutes Hinata was gone, were reduced to various stages of sexual activity. Sakura was sprawled out on the ground with Kiba hungrily eating out of her honey pot while Lee and some random stranger took both of Ino's holes at the same time in a confusing tangle of limbs.

 

“Um … do you want to go for a walk … far, far away … from here?”

“Yes. Please.”

`Things like this are going to put usin therapy. We've seen too much for ourinnocent mind to process …'

 

They walked past perverts hitting on girls too young for them, Tsunade and Kakashi playing “pin the tail on the donkey” without the donkey, or the pin, just lots of tail, and the most uncomfortable erection in existence. Gai struggled to get his oh so restricting spandex body suit off. In this moment, there wasn't enough stretch in the world to get that thing off. But they didn't notice any of it. They were wrapped up in each other and too busy falling in love to bother with their tumultuous surroundings. Well, they did notice the traffic jam by all the girls trying to claw their way to Kakashi. From all the chaos, it appeared as though his mask had come off. Thankfully, Hinata couldn't see over the sea of desperate women. They stopped for a second and stared into each others eyes, reading in them the all the love they wanted to say but were too scared to speak. In the beginning, his admiration of her was more physical than it was emotional. But now that he'd learned so much about her, he found himself falling in love with her mind as well as her body. She'd blossomed into a beautiful, intelligent, fascinating, and remarkable young woman.

 

`What are you waiting for? KISS HER! You know you want to!'

 

Leaning forward ever so slowly, Naruto crept towards Hinata's face.

 

`Oh oh oh my God! I-is he g-going to kiss me?'

`Oh Yeah! This is awesome. So he's not our first like we planned but it's gonna be SA-WEET!'

 

A few years ago, she had had a thing with Shino. He still loved her but couldn't stand being second place in her heart. It had been her longest relationship and the break-up was sad but mutual. Then there was Chouji. All they ever did was eat. They had some really good times but she started to get fat and her clothes weren't fitting properly. Any woman that can be described as “Chouji's girlfriend” doesn't diet and that was what Hinata desperately needed. Needless to say, she chose the diet. She'd had a few flings between then and now but they never lasted long. They all seemed to love her but were put off because she wouldn't put out. She wanted Naruto to be her first and now it looked like that was finally on its way to coming true. She closed her eyes and tilted her head up, waiting for the often dreamed of moment to become tangible.

 

`This feeling …'

 

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