Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Love, Sake, & A Conga Line ❯ Nut smoothies ... ( Chapter 4 )

Hinata & Naruto - 19 years old

 

'Thinking'

'Inner Whoever Thinking'

*Sound Effects*

**Flashback**

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I just have wet dreams about his smexy orange jumpsuit thingy!

 

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Chapter Four

 

"Good morning heiress."

'Whaaa …wait where am I …why am I naked?'

 

Hinata moved her hand to the right, looking for her night table, when her hand suddenly ran into a whole lot of man.

 

'Hey wake up! You don't HAVE a penis! Wake-y wake-y eggs and ba-key unless you're a vegetarian, then you should have turkey ba-key. Wait … that's not right … '

 

Hinata's eyes snapped open and she abruptly sat up, one arm instinctively covering her exposed chest while the other swung around to place a firm slap on her unwelcome bedmate. Instead of the sharp slapping sound she expected to hear, his hand stopped hers in midair. Clearly surprised, she blinked a few times, letting her eyes focus. She realized that the man next to her, propped up on an elbow looking slightly amused, was Naruto.

 

"I'll give you a moment."

 

She scratched her head, clearly confused, but then memories of the night before flooded her mind, and she laughed as realization hit her. Leaning over, she let her forehead rest on his arm as a fit of giggles overtook her. Before long, she was howling with laughter and viciously slapping his arm. Lazily brushing some long, stray locks away from her face, he said,

 

"I can't believe I ever thought you were sane. You obviously just escaped from your padded room."

 

Giving his arm a particularly painful punch, she replied,

 

"I can't believe that YOU are trying to call ME crazy! You're like the lead singer of N*Sane."

"ME?! You pretend to be little miss perfect, but on the inside you're just like the rest of us!"

"*pfft* I'm not crazy, I'm just relaxed."

"Oh is that it?"

 

In the blink of an eye, he was on top of her and had her hands pinned over her head with one hand.

 

"Yes, *smooch* that's it …"

"Nothing else?"

 

He traced his lips on her jaw line, teasing her, barely making contact.

 

"Nope. Nothing …"

"Are you absolutely sure about that?"

 

He kissed her ear making her squirm beneath his body, causing her hardening nipples to brush against his chest.

 

"Actually, there's this one thing …"

"Thing?"

 

He nipped at her ear, not biting it but rather capturing it between his lips.

 

"Mm hm"

"What is this thing?"

 

He placed slow, gentle kisses on her collarbone making her squirm even more. This caused her body to rub against his member, arousing him.

 

"I think you know what I'm talking about …"

"Mmmm mmm mmm …"

 

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"I wonder where Hinata's been. I haven't seen her for days."

'Somebody must have sprayed some hoe-be-gone cause she is ABSENT!'

'That was so randomly mean! She's not even a hoe! She's like the most un-hoe-y girl I know! This diet is making me nuts …'

 

Ino sipped on her no-fat, no-carbs, no-calories, protein-enriched nut smoothie. They were her most recent diet strategy of choice. The whole "stomach flu" thing didn't work out as well as she had hoped. Sakura sat across from her eating a big nutless salad that was making her drool.

 

“I haven't seen Naruto either … you don't think …"

"Naw," they said in unison.

 

The idea of Naruto shacking up with anyone was … creepy. Yes, they'd both accidentally seen him naked on one mission or another and yes he was working with a spectacular piece of equipment but then they remembered who it was attached to and they ran away screaming every time. But then again, this was Hinata, his faithful, not so undercover lover.

 

"Naw," they reiterated.

 

But then they looked at each other once more and the same things flashed through their minds.

 

"The last time you saw her-"

"-was at the Christmas party, right?"

"And they were together!"

"I mean I was pretty preoccupied-"

"-but I definitely saw them together!"

"So maybe they-"

"But she would never-"

 

Both of their faces dropped as reality set in. Leaving some money on the table, they made their way to Naruto's apartment as fast as possible. They really hoped that they were not doing what they think they were doing, but if they were doing what they think they were doing then … they'd figure it out what to do about what they may or may not be doing when they got there. But they really hoped that they weren't doing … it.

 

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*ding dong ramen*

 

Naruto suddenly lifted his head off Hinata's stomach. He looked around and noticed that they were in the bathtub.

 

*ding dong ramen*

 

Over the last few days, the pair made their way from the bed to just about everywhere in his apartment, only leaving for the date he'd asked her on. While outside they got groceries and Hinata got some fresh clothes. But clothing was pointless because he'd only take them off five minutes after she'd put them on. Most of her belongs in were now decorating his apartment. Over the past few days, they'd usually wake up in a daze only to share deep kisses that ended with them having sex on yet another surface of his apartment. They even managed to find themselves on the ceiling one morning.

 

*ding dong ramen*

 

Kissing her softly, even though it seemed as though she was in a coma, he found some pants and made his way to the door.

 

"Ino! Sakura! What are you doing here?"

Standing on her tiptoes to sneak a peak over his shoulder, Ino said,

"For starters, both you and Hinata haven't shown up for days. I see you've done some redecorating … *giggle* is that a bra?"

 

She pointed to a pink, polka dotted bra hanging from a picture frame.

 

"Well … y-you see …"

"If you're a cross dresser, that's perfectly alright with me. I wont judge you."

"WHAT!!? That's Hinata's, not MINE!"

"BUSTED! Only you would fall for that." Sakura said.

"I hope you're feeding her. It's the least you can do if you're going to lock her up as your sex slave or something."

"WHAT!!? I would never-"

"She's right. Do you need me to cook something?"

"You can't keep giving her ramen you know."

 

Before he knew it, they had stepped over the threshold and into his space, noting the … interesting scent in the air. By the time he'd shut the door, Sakura was already boiling water and Ino was examining an article of clothing with a suspicious looking stain. He shook his head and went into the bathroom, shutting and locking the door. He gently stroked her forehead, brushing her bangs to the side. Keeping her eyes closed, she smiled up at him, blindly reaching out to grab his face. Instead of the sloppy kiss she'd planned on, she somehow ended up smacking him over the head.

 

"OW!"

 

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Giggling and holding hands, Hinata and Naruto emerged from the bathroom. Sakura nearly fainted into her pot while Ino could only laugh hysterically at Hinata's shirt. She was wearing one of his t-shirts that had an image of sexy women covered in ramen wearing bowls for hats and underwear. After Sakura was done, they all sat around the kitchen table as an awkward silence settled over the group. Ino spoke first.

 

"So … you two … making babies … that is just … interesting ."

 

Hinata nearly choked on a mushroom at the term "making babies."

 

"I w-wouldn't quite c-call it that …"

"Well, you've been in here for days and I know you weren't playing Scrabble."

"Uh … well …"

"Look it's fine, I'm not judging you, 'Yes you are!' but maybe you should … take a bath … not that you smell or anything but …"

 

She made a series hand motions that made every jaw but Ino's slap the table at her boldness.

 

II: 'You've been bitchy lately …'

I: 'It's this diet! It's giving me gas! Oh God here it comes!'

 

"Um *gurgle* where's the bathroom?"

 

Eventually, the conversation progressed to one where you sit around with friends and talk about any and everything with lots of laughing and eating. Hinata and Naruto realized that, although sex was great, really great, they were in need of social interaction beyond the walls of his apartment. So, after they finished eating the group planned to go out.

 

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"Oh look! It's Shikamaru! WHAT a coincidence!"

 

Ino waved and ran over to him.

 

"It's not really a coincidence is it, Sakura?"

"She called a bunch of people when you guys went to change. By the way, what took you so long?"

"Uh …"

"Yeah, I had a feeling. That banging on the wall was … suspicious."

 

Ino literally dragged Shikamaru over, sending dust flying as he struggled to keep up with her. She slapped a hand over her heart and gave an entirely fake look of surprise.

 

"Funny running into YOU here!"

"But you called-"

"So how's your mom?"

"Wha-"

"Yeah, that's nice. Let's keep going!"

 

Ino promptly hooked her arm in his and dragged him up the street, the others following and looking at her like she was as nutty as her smoothies. Before they made it to the movie theater, the group of four became a group of eleven as Sasuke, Lee, Kiba and Akamaru, Shino, and Neji somehow happened to be there. Apparently Ino had called every guy she knew. (Chouji wouldn't leave his barbeque pork flavored potato chips) Trying to hide from Sasuke, Sakura stared at the back of Ino's head giving her an I'm-going-to-get-you-while-you're-sleeping-muhaha look. They all piled up in the back rows, and by the middle of the movie Hinata and Naruto had to "use the bathroom" and Ino was flirting with all the boys around her, only succeeding in annoying them.

 

"You're way too troublesome. And I'm Shikamaru. I know troublesome. I've spent my life surrounded by troublesome and you are troublesome. So shut up."

 

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This chapter was a huge pain in the ass to put up but I finally fixed it! YAY! That little thing between Sasuke and Sakura will be explained in the next chapter … and maybe the one after that as well …

Anyway, HAPPY NEW YEARS!

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