Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Love, Sake, & A Conga Line ❯ You know ... ( Chapter 5 )

Naruto is 19 years old. Now figure everyone else's age out.

 

`Thinking'

`Inner Whoever Thinking'

*Sound Effects*

**Flashback**

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I just think ninjas are sexy!

And I don't own Gwen Stefani & co.

Warning: This chapter is mostly about Sakura & Sasuke. Stop screaming, I know the story is not about them but I get sidetracked easily and unless you don't want to see another chapter for six months, you'll bear with me. I just had this really stupid dream and I couldn't help but put it in writing.

ALSO: I think I made a boo-boo. The Raikage is from Kumogakure rather than the Lightning Village although the Cloud Village IS in the Lighting COUNTRY. Close but not close enough …

 

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Chapter Five

 

“Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Neji Hyuuga.”

 

The graceful couple entered the reception hall all rainbows and butterflies with smiles from ear to ear. Half of Konoha and the majority of Kumogakure were stuffed into the Raikage's mansion for his daughter's wedding reception. After an amazing ceremony in the backyard, which looked more like a beautifully landscaped prairie, the guests made their way, by boat, back to the main house. Looking like the princess she was, the fair bride and her new husband shared their first dance together. She was dressed in a champagne Vera Wang gown and his long hair was tied in a discreetly matching bow. As the day grew into night, the older guests said their good nights and the younger guests rejoiced as the bar was finally opened. At every wedding, there's the single lady that's always slumped over the bar, crying about how alone she is.

 

“Whaay me?? I mean I used to beee peerrrdy, you knooo? But no! IIIIIIIIII'm alllll a-LOON! And my FUUUGLY sister is the one with the RICH HUSBAND!!! WAAT am I? A CHEEEEKIN BOOTAY??? *sniffle* Heeeeeey hot stuff! How old aaree yew? III woon't tell iff yew doon't!”

 

Naruto gave the lady a fake grin and left to find Sasuke. Feeling desperate, she tried to go after him but only tripped on one of her own shot glasses and went sliding into the barstools like a bowling ball.

 

*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *boom*

 

“So Sasuke, maybe you should give Sakura some breathing room. If what she thinks turns out to be true then …”

“It can't be true! I know Tsunade did something “wiggy” with my mind but … I'd remember something like that. I mean there had to be some signs right?”

“Like?”

“Well I'd look like him, right? But I don't look anything like him, I look like her!”

“That doesn't mean dipshit. Ever heard of dominant genes?”

“No.”

 

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“I really don't know what to do.”

 

Sakura and Hinata were standing by a punch-dispensing fountain. To demonstrate their newly reconstructed friendship with Konoha, the Raikage requested that the symbols for two villages merge together to make the fountain. Needless to say, it looked horrible and his daughter ordered for it to be hid behind a row of fake trees.

 

“If he's … you know then that would be so DISGUSTING! I mean I could never do ANYTHING with ANYONE that was … you know. I've been waiting for this since I was five. I just never thought that THIS sort of thing would be a problem. You know what I mean? ”

“Sure …”

 

~#~#~

 

“I have to talk to her …”

“What happened to breathing room?”

“That was you're idea. And you're an idiot.”

 

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“I've decided. I'm going to hunt him down and make him take the test. And if he doesn't then I'll just have to take it from him!”

“I don't know what you're talking about, but if it's what I think it is then isn't that illegal?”

“So what if it is? If you were in my situation you'd do the same thing.”

“No … not really …”

 

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“Don't make me do it. I don't want to, but I will if I have to.”

 

To reinforce her point, Sakura ground her fist into her hand then lightly tapped the bathroom counter with her index finger. It instantly broke into millions of tiny pieces.

 

*gulp*

 

“I'm telling you, she wasn't like that! She would never … you know …”

“Look at it like this, if it's negative, you're right. If it's positive … then she's a hussy.”

“All I want to do is be with you. Why should this come between us?”

“Are you serious? I could never- That would just be- YOU KNOW WHY!”

 

Sakura was frustrated and her face was starting to turn red. She took a deep breath then put a comforting hand on his shoulder.

 

“Look, I want to be with you too … but seriously … I don't think I'll be able to get over … you know...”

 

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“So do you know?”

“Yes, I know. At least I think I know. But I can't tell you what I think I know. It's a secret.”

 

Hinata and Naruto danced to the beat of Crash by Gwen Stefani.

 

Back it up. Back it up. You got it. You got it.

Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up.

You got it. You got it.

Drive back baby do me, fast in your car. I'm here waiting crash, into me real hard.

 

“I know a way I can make you tell me.”

 

She was dancing close with her back to him and the hand on her stomach inched downward. Before he could get anywhere special, she pulled his hand up and turned around, whacking him in the face with her hair.

 

Don't forget to make a u-turn. I see you left your blinker on.

 

“I don't think so.”

 

Then she leaned forward and whispered in his ear,

 

“At least not in public anyway …”

 

Driving fast in your car. I've got you tracked on my radar.

It's just such a trip how you're still my speed racer. Got me so addicted just like a free baser.

I want you all over me like L.A.M.B. so get here A.S.A.P, it's gonna be a party.

 

His hands traveled to her behind that looked particularly perky in her shapely, tight fitting halter dress. Her long hair was a little bit curly and a little bit … not so curly. He squeezed her ass gently as he said,

 

“I've had too much to drink ma'am and I think you're coming on to me.”

 

She giggled feverishly, but as Naruto looked over her shoulder, he saw Neji and Hanabi drawing a line across their throats with their middle fingers. He immediately put his hands back on her waist.

 

You're in the pole position.

Put it in first gear. Step on the petal. And drive. Fast.

 

He twirled and dipped her and the next thing he knew they were making their way to one of their rooms with Hinata thrown over his shoulder. Between giggles, she was continually calling him a very nasty boy, even though she was patting and squeezing his butt the whole way there. She landed on the bed with a bounce and he was soon on top of her, kissing her neck and pushing down the straps of her dress.

 

“So tell me.”

“Tell you what?”

 

With the flick of her leg, she rolled them over so that she was on top, straddling his hips.

 

“Tell me what you know.”

“I said I think I know.”

“So tell me what you think.”

“Ha! You won't get it out of me that easy.”

“Have you no faith in me?”

“Damn skippy.”

*man laugh*

“You should drink more often.”

 

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`Why is she so bent on me taking this test?'

`If you were her, would you do it with … you know … whether or not you actuallywere?'

`As a matter of fact I .. yeah you're right.'

`Then just take the damn thing!'

 

“I'll take it.”

“YES! It's my birthday! It's my-“

“But if it's negative, you owe me.”

“What do you want?”

“You'll find out sooner or later.”

 

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But you won't! REALLY you won't. But you wont be too mad that you didn't …

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