Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Love, Sake, & A Conga Line ❯ So you mean we're ... ( Chapter 6 )

Naruto is 19 years old. Now figure everyone else's age out.

 

`Thinking'

`Inner Whoever Thinking'

*Sound Effects*

**Flashback**

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the blond guy tied to my ceiling is … Poindexter …

Warning: This chapter is (once again) all about Sakura & Sasuke.

 

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Chapter Six

 

“What is it Sakura? What's wrong?”

“We need to *sniffle* talk. I have the *sniffle* results.”

 

Her face said everything he needed to know.

 

“I didn't want it to be true but *sniffle* *sniffle* …it is.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

 

*thump*

 

Sasuke rolled out of bed and smacked his head on his gleaming hardwood floor.

 

`Just because you're Asian doesn't mean you can't have carpet.'

 

*knock**knock**knock*

 

Sakura had tears streaming down her face as she stormed into his home, throwing her coat and boots in the closet before she stomped her way into the industrial sized kitchen.

 

`Shit!'

 

When he found her in the kitchen, she was chugging a glass of water and making her way towards the bar.

 

“Uh …”

“I haven't opened it yet but I'm so scared. What … if it's positive? What if we're … you know?”

 

In her hands, she was waving around an envelope. Her hand was shaking as though the secret it contained was so dangerous, so insanely precarious, that simply holding it was life threatening.

 

“Sakura, you have to open it.”

“No, I can't!”

“You have to!”

`No!”

“Give it to me!”

“No!”

“Don't make me have to-“

 

He made a certain hand motion. In Sakura's eyes, the fear was plain as day.

 

“You wouldn't …”

 

He took a step forward and she took a step back. *step* *step* *step* *step* *bump* She was backed up into the counter.

 

“No! NO! Please, NO!”

“Then give it to me!”

“NO!”

“Then I have no choice.”

 

He tickled her in all her tickly spots, almost making her drop the empty glass. Then, all of a sudden, he stopped, leaving her in a giggly puddle on the floor.

 

“Please open it.”

“*giggle* N-No.”

“Fine.”

 

He turned his back on her and started walking to the living room, which was pointless because it was about a hundred feet away. Before he could even make it half way out of the kitchen, she tackled him, making him fall flat on his face.

 

`Again, maybe you should get some carpet.'

`Who has carpet in the kitchen?'

 

She crossed her legs as she sat on his back and ripped open the seal on the envelope.

 

“I don't think I can-“

“Shut up and open it already!”

“Could you be any meaner? I'm just sitting here, on you, minding my own business, about to open an envelope that may change my life forever. Besides, I'm the one sitting on you, remember?”

 

In the blink of an eye, he was crouched on the pot rack over the stove.

 

“Say that again?”

“Right … did I ever tell you how much I love and adore you?”

 

She finished opening it and took out the folded sheet of paper.

 

“I-I can't-“

 

Sasuke was reading it before she could finish her sentence. He looked grim as he turned to her, looking like a pout-y puppy dog.

 

“NO! NO NO NO!! Don't tell me it's-“

 

He cracked a grin, threw the paper in the air, and wrapped her up in a romantic hug.

 

“We are not brother and sister.”

“You mean-“

“Yep.”

“So You + Me =”

“NOT related.”

“Then that means your mom's not a-“

“Nope.”

“And my dad didn't-“

“Uh uh.”

“That means we can-“

“Oh yeah.”

 

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I dream about some really weird things I know … but at least I got this out of my system! But there will be one or two more chapters of madness before there's another Hinata-and-Naruto-getting-dirty-on-the-floor chapter.

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