Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Make-shift Family ❯ Who are they? ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: TheBlackRose 
My crapiest chapter EVER. so sorry ahead of time to the Sasuke fans .... You'll know why soon enough.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 10.08.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 235 | Status: Completed
My crapiest chapter EVER. so sorry ahead of time to the Sasuke fans .... You'll know why soon enough.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 10.08.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 235 | Status: Completed
TBR: I've decided that because everyone else is doing it, I'll be making couples for the story, too!
Gaara: Strange. You're usually not one to follow crowds. ... You must have been running out of ideas.
TBR: >:0 I HATE YOU GAARA!!! *throws random objects at Garra, which are blocked by the sand surrounding him*
Lee: Due to ...*coughs* problems beyond our control, Naruto and Sasuke will not be joining us in this Author's note. We appologize for any inconvenience.
TBR: You should work for plane stations or something. Geeze, Mr. Intercom Person! Please, tell us when the next flight to Tokyo leaves.
Lee: ^-^ Two hours.
TBR: Oo;; I wasn't being literal.
Garra: *watches as TBR and Lee start to bicker* .... *turns to readers* All of the characters who originated in the Naruto manga and anime are property of Kishimoto-san. We request that the readers do not sue Bara-san, the only things that are hers are her characters and the plot.
TBR: O.O ... *eyes tear up* He called me Bara-san!! *gives Garra a giant cookie*
Gaara: O_O .... *shrugs and nibbles cookie*
Lee: ... I want a cookie.
TBR: *gives Lee brocoli*
Lee: .... *muches on his vegitable saddly*
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Make-Shift Family Chapter five: Who are they?
Summery: (Naruto) Finally! They've come! My very own family! I can't wait to show them off to everyone! Wow, my own big sister, and a brother that's slightly younger than me! Dose that make me the middle child? Anyway, yeah, I'll be showing them all over Konoha! Well, after I pick them up. Hey! Wait! Why are you two following me!?
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He paced around furiously in the small forest clearing. His arms were folded behind his head, bright sky blue orbs darting from every other direction almost nervously. The blonde haired ninja paused, looking up at the clear night sky. The moon shown brightly overhead, the surrounding stars twinkling enviously. How long had he waited today for them? At least five hours, right? He had headed out before the village really got into the festival spirit, around three in the afternoon.
Letting his arms rest to his sides, he turned his tanned face to the trees behind him. "You must be tired of waiting here with me, by now. It's been five hours, and the village is having a celebration. Why not go back and enjoy yourself?" He paused for a moment, then adding, "Both of you."
((A/N: Quick confession. I had seen PICTURES of what happens later on in the story, and got little bits and pieces of the story itself ...But not the whole thing. So that explains why some things are the way they are now, and why they aren't. Make sence? No? That's okay.))
The konochi twittled her fingers as she slowly crept from her hiding place behind some large trees. She had been waiting with Naruto, yes, but she hadn't realized she wasn't the only one untill Naruto pointed it out. She looked up nervously at Naruto. It's strange, they had known eachother for about three or four years, and she still couldn't quite look him in the eyes. They had formed a sort of friendship, but she still had a small crush on the blonde haired genin.
She could feel her cheeks getting warm once again. Instead of the usual large amounts of orange, he had worn something that made him look slightly less like a ninja than his regular cloths would. A large, black baggie short sleeved shirt hung on his thin muscular frame like a large sheet, almost. Arm wraps made of thin white cloth wrapped itself loosly halfway up his arms, the strange letters in blood red becoming quickly apparent to her. Around his nack was a thick collar like choker with a long silver chain hanging down from it. Long black baggie pants with orange hemming and many pockets hung loosly on his thin waist. The long silver chain from the choker had hooked itself onto one of the pants' beltloops. New looking steel toed boots housed his feet, but somehow seemed alittle too small for him.
You would never be able to tell he was a ninja, if not for the headband and the kunai hoistler tied to his right leg.
Naruto sighed, looking to his right, as he called, "I said, 'both of you', not just Hinata, baka."
Hinata blinked nervously as she looked herself over. She hadn't worn anything special today, although it was to be a time of celebration and rejoyce. A white fur hooded jacket with blue short legged pants and toeless sandels. Nothing too fancy. The only real difference was that she had put her hair, which had grown longer over the years, into a large bun behind her head.
She sighed as she watched Naruto look around for whoever else had bothered to follow him. The Hiyuuga had to admit, she was curious also. Who would bother following either of them in the middle of the night. Maybe they were one of Naruto's little friends. What were their names again? One of the was Konohamaru .... now who were the other two? Hiyugi and Amaradaru?? No, that couldn't be right!
"Bastard! Stop hiding and come out already!!!"
Oh, it was just him.
"I'm not hiding, baka," came a calm voice from above. "At least, I didn't consider it hiding. I was in plain view, right?"
Naruto couldn't hide the embarassment he felt as he slowly turned back towards Hinata, his eyes traviling slowly upwards as he saw a dark silouette sitting upon a treebranch in a rather relaxed possition. His embarasment became increasingly obvious as he realized that he hadn't really bothered hiding his chakra. If anything, he had tried to make it more noticable.
The Uchiha leapped downwards from his branch, landing in a cat like fasion between him and Hinata. "You're getting sloppier then usual, Naruto. If I were an enemy ninja, you'd have been dead hours ago, and no one would notice."
"Well, you weren't so I don't see the point in getting all upset at me for it." Pouting slightly, he once again folded his arms behind his head. "Besides, Hinnata would've found out and told someone. Right Hinnata-chan?" He added smiling. She could only smile and nod in agreement.
Sasuke rolled his eyes half expectantly. "Whatever, dunce. Point is, is that you're loosing your focus. It dosen't matter who you're waiting for, it wouldn't make a difference if they found your bleeding corpse instead of a live body."
Hinnata smiled as she watched the two fight and bicker at one another. She had to admit, they had argued less during these last few years. At first, she had been worried. Fighting and messing with Sasuke was practically on Naruto's To Do List. First thing in the morning, they'd go at it like cats and dogs. She chuckled softly to herself as she pictured a small yellow dog getting pounced on by a full grown black cat.
She leaned against the tree behind her as the argument when from Naruto letting his guard down, to the cloths he was wearing, to him not being in the village when it was so late.
The only real thing she wanted to know was who he was waiting for.
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She could feel it. She was having some of herself taken away, which quickly got replaced with other things. Maybe it would help her when they finally arrived? Maybe she could fight better if they had to? The transforming woman tried to open her eyes to see her younger companion, but found that they were sealed shut.
She smiled softly. This would be interesting. She could feel it. She also knew that they were almost there. Almost there ...
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"W-what's that??"
Naruto took a moment to stop his argument with his rival to look up at the large glowing object that was flying wildly, almost uncontrolably, through the air. It whizzed left, right, zoomed forward and back before finding a decent place to dive down to and crash. The only real proof that it had crashed was the loud explosion, followed by glowing sparks in the surrounding area.
"The hell was that!?" The Uchiha gasped.
Before he could ask, though, the teen with the answers had left. The two raven haired teens looked blankly ahead before folloing the yellow blur ahead of them.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*THUD!!* Large chunks of rock and some tree branches fly through the air, hitting random creatures in the head. Glowing water splatters all over the place, the microrganisms inside it digging into the ground, where they may never be seen again.
"Oof!"
"Oww!! ... hey, get off of my hair!"
"I can't, something's on my back!"
"You know, this Space-tyme warping dosen't make you loose any pounds, puppy."
"I know, Lady Youko! I'm trying to get off, but --"
"HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S THAT!!?"
"WHAT!?!?!?!?"
"Just kidding."
".... Not funny."
"Yes it was."
The younger blonde haired teen struggled to get up from atop the older dark skinned woman. "Can you see what's on my back?"
"Why? It's not like you can move it with your powers in this world. And even if you could, it might explode on us."
".... Just, please, tell me whether you can see it or not."
"Yeah. It looks like a sleeping human boilder."
The boy, now renamed Shiro Tamashii, sighed heavily, causing the heavy mount of flesh above him to crush his small frame further. "You think you can lend a hand, or are you pinned down?"
"Yeah, my arms are behind my back, which is very painful, might I add." She looked up, her black eyes searching for a solution. "Well, either someone will find us, dead under this human barrel of lard, said human lard barrel will wake up, or we'll die here and not be found ... That would really disappoint little Kit-chan."
"Yes, not to mention our other friends on Catalyst, ourselves ... oh, and the Tymeless will be unprotected."
"You have a real gift for looking on the broght side," Youko grumbled, earing a glair from the brown eyed boy laying on her.. "Look, we'll just call for help! surely someone will come get us son, right?" She paused. "Well, maybe not, sence we'll have drowned in human flesh and skin."
"Please, don't start--"
"Yep, we'll slowly, but surely be SUCKED into this guys gut, only to be digested and deficated later on."
"I should never have taught you about the body and how it functions. I won't make that mistake again."
A moment of silence fell between the two as they were slowly being crushed underneith the large humanoid creature. They could hear only the sounds of crickets and the chirping of tired birds, along with the occassional yelling of some weird group of people.
That's odd ...
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He leaped down from the tree, the scene infront of him causing his stomic to crap uncomfertably. There he was, Choji, just laying there. Whatever he was laying on, be it rock or log, seemed to be trying its best to shift out from underneath it. He didn't turn when he heard the soft landings of the other ninja behind him. He was too buisy trying to figure out what was going on. He looked down closer to the ground to see a large sneeker and a steel toed boot from underneath the overweight ninja.
That's when it clicked.
"CHOJI!!" he ran up to the unconcious ninja, and quickly tried to pull him off of the two trapped underneith. He wasn't THAT fat!!! It shouldn't be this hard to MOVE his FAT ASS!!! "WAKE UP YA PORKER, OR YOU'L REGRET IT!!!!"
His heart raced, hie eyes wideneing to the size of saucers. Giving up on moving Choji, he moved to his side, leaning over and shouting, "IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, MOVE YOUR FOOT!!!!" He watched as the two feet bairly moved enough to be noticable.
Sasuke tilted his head, walked forward, and took out his kunai. Twirling it in his thin pale fingers, he quickly stabbed the sharp knife like object into the larger ninja's stomic ....
Which caused Naruto and Hinata to yell in surprise. When the choji clone elploded, though, they quickly relaxed, looking at the two people whom the clone had rested upon. Naruto crept closer to the pair, poking the smaller blonde body gently in the shoulder.
"Helloooooo ..... OH MY GOD!!! THEY KILLED PUPPY AND YOUKO!!!"
"You bastard."
Sasuke blinked, looking at the Hyuuga as if she had grown a second head. She covered her mouth, realizing what she had just said, and shrugged. He nodded, then looked towards Naruto as he helped the two up from the shallow dip in the ground.
The blonde slowly spoke in a language neither Sasuke or Hinata could understand, but the other blonde and the dark skinned woman could. The woman replied enthusiastically as her hugged his blonde friend tightly, who looked rather surprised by the gesture. The other blonde sighed, spoke again in the forein language, and pointed to the woman that had Naruto in a bear hug. He nodded in understanding, returning the hug to the older woman.
Hinata looked over at Sasuke. "Who are these people?" she asked nodding towards the trio.
"I'm guessing that these are the 'guests' that the dobe was telling Sakura and I about." Seeing the young woman's further confused look, he explained, "Naruto had told us about some people who were coming to see him today. He asked for our help, but didn't bother telling us much about the actual people." Looking nervously at the strangers, he added, "I had agreed to house these people until Naruto could figure out what to do with them ... I'm already starting to regret the agreement."
Hinata nodded, as if in understanding. Usually, Naruto had very few things to hide, but when he did he had good reason. She never once questioned Naruto about what she had little to do with ... But ... seeing these people and how they acted towards Naruto ... It made her curious. Who were they?
"Puppy ... and Youko?"
Naruto blinked, looking towards the two that staired at him blankly. He then looked at Youko and Shiro. They both looked nervous, Youko looking like she'd kick ass as soon as she let Naruto go. Gently pushing Youko away, he headed towards the raven haired ninja, rubbing the back of his head while smiling nervously.
"Are these the two?"
The blonde couldn't hold back his surprize. "Yeah," he nodded, "These are them." He turned his head, not wanting to meet Sasuke's suspicious glaze. He never really thought about what would happen if there were other people with him when he went to pick up Youko and WS. Oi, think, fixh cake, THINK!
"Hello."
Sasuke, along with Naruto and Hinata, turned their eyes towards the brown eyed teen that approched them. He seemed to be about Naruto's age, and was also about Naruto's size, if not a little thinner then him. He wore a large blue baggie shirt, much to big for someone so small. The neck of the shirt revealed the pale-tan skin of his colar bone, along with mulitiple deep scars. The equally baggie jeans were worn, a deep blue in color with many rips in the knees and old gray and bluesneekers, in desperet need of being thrown out.
'And he said I wouldn't be housing hobos,' Sasuke thought, suddenly very annoied with his rivals guests. He sighed, looking up at the teen's face. It was roundish, large brown eyes with thick eyelashes being covered by long bangs parted evenly in two. His lips were also very feminum, the top lip being thin while the other was thicker. The dirty blond's smile was kind, even modest, while still looking rather shy and unsure.
"I'm sorry," he said calmly as he bowed his head. "We hadn't introduced ourselfs yet. My name is Whi--" He paused lifting his head up from the bow. "Errr, Tamashii Shiro ..." After getting a look of approval from Naruto, he continued, "We had traviled far to come and visit Naruto, but didn't realize we'd meet some of his friends also. It is nice to meet you."
Sasuke couldn't help the twitching in his left eyes as he heard this ... Shiro talk. He voice was soft, his speech polite, kindness dripping from each word like honey, but ....
HE SOUNDED JUST LIKE HIM!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?
Ignoring Hinata's greeting and appology for not helping them earlier, Sasuke's eyes traviled to the dark skinned woman, who was now leaning against a tree, a smile playing her large lips. The upper lip was a darker shade then the lowwer lip ... One thing Sasuke hadn't seen before. He couldn't figure out why, but that was the first thing he noticed abou her. Shrugging, he countinued his examination of the tall female.Yes, she was tall, a little shorter than Kakashii-sensei. Long black hair shone in the pale moonlight, reaching her large round hips. Her body proportions seemed off, her legs being long but her torso being a bit on the short side.
The woman blinked, her narrow purple eyes looking at Sasuke, a gracefull brow raising amusingly. The Uchiha glaired at the woman, who walked gracefully over to the chattering bunch.
"Maybe we should head to the village now," she cut in. "It's getting late. We wouldn't want to get in trouble, now would we?" She chuckled deeply,her hands in her jeans pocket as she motioned to Shiro and Naruto.
"Oh, right!" Naruto said. "Yeah, we need to get going .... uhhhh." He looked nervously at His two 'siblings.' "Ummm, do you guys mind staying with Sasuke for tonight? He's the bastard who hasn't said anything."
Ignoring the death glaire given to her younger brother, Youko nodded. "Yeah, we can crash at his place for a bit. Can't promise anything won't happen, though."
Naruto laughed, Shiro shaking his lowwered head. Did she always have to make it sound like they would burn a building down if not watched over???
"Well, let's go!" said Naruto as he lead the group back to the village. Sasuke glaired at the newcomers as they walked past. He couldn't get past the feeling that something was increadably wrong with them. The way Shiro dressed suggested that he had no home, and Youko gave him the impression that she wouldn't just visit Naruto while she was here. They hadn't said much about where they came from, except that it was far from here.
Who are they??
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TBR: This has got to be my crapiest chapter ever .... *cries*
Lee: *pats Rose on the back* That is not true! You did very well, this chapter.
TBR: *sniffs* .... Really?
Lee: n_n Yes, really!
TBR: ... *gives Lee a cookie*
LEE: :D COOKIE!!! *munches on large cookie*
Gaara: *holding on to his nibbled at cookie* ... Review soon. Maybe Sasuke and Naruto will come back once you do.
TBR: YEAH!!! COMMON PEOPLE!!! I saw a LEAST a good FIVE HUNDERED visits!!!! I would like for at least TWO MORE of you to review ... Like PyroPixie .... *cries dramatically* You've kept reviewing and reviewing!!!! I've never been more touched!!! *looks up at night sky* I know, at least, that you care enough about me to review every once in a while! *hiccups and cries more*
Gaara: ...*somewhat shocked* Wow, she dose a pretty good impression of you, Lee.
Lee: What are you talking about????
Gaara: ... *smerks and shakes head* ... Yeah, read and review.
*LAST MINUTE AUTHOR'S NOTE!*
TBR: yeah, you Sasuke fans might be mad at me. I didn't have a voice for WS before, but my friend had a dream, and she said that WS sounded alot like SASUKE!!! And I thought.... Wow .... he would sound like Sasuke, huh? ....*dodges sharp objects being thrown at her*
Gaara: Strange. You're usually not one to follow crowds. ... You must have been running out of ideas.
TBR: >:0 I HATE YOU GAARA!!! *throws random objects at Garra, which are blocked by the sand surrounding him*
Lee: Due to ...*coughs* problems beyond our control, Naruto and Sasuke will not be joining us in this Author's note. We appologize for any inconvenience.
TBR: You should work for plane stations or something. Geeze, Mr. Intercom Person! Please, tell us when the next flight to Tokyo leaves.
Lee: ^-^ Two hours.
TBR: Oo;; I wasn't being literal.
Garra: *watches as TBR and Lee start to bicker* .... *turns to readers* All of the characters who originated in the Naruto manga and anime are property of Kishimoto-san. We request that the readers do not sue Bara-san, the only things that are hers are her characters and the plot.
TBR: O.O ... *eyes tear up* He called me Bara-san!! *gives Garra a giant cookie*
Gaara: O_O .... *shrugs and nibbles cookie*
Lee: ... I want a cookie.
TBR: *gives Lee brocoli*
Lee: .... *muches on his vegitable saddly*
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Make-Shift Family Chapter five: Who are they?
Summery: (Naruto) Finally! They've come! My very own family! I can't wait to show them off to everyone! Wow, my own big sister, and a brother that's slightly younger than me! Dose that make me the middle child? Anyway, yeah, I'll be showing them all over Konoha! Well, after I pick them up. Hey! Wait! Why are you two following me!?
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He paced around furiously in the small forest clearing. His arms were folded behind his head, bright sky blue orbs darting from every other direction almost nervously. The blonde haired ninja paused, looking up at the clear night sky. The moon shown brightly overhead, the surrounding stars twinkling enviously. How long had he waited today for them? At least five hours, right? He had headed out before the village really got into the festival spirit, around three in the afternoon.
Letting his arms rest to his sides, he turned his tanned face to the trees behind him. "You must be tired of waiting here with me, by now. It's been five hours, and the village is having a celebration. Why not go back and enjoy yourself?" He paused for a moment, then adding, "Both of you."
((A/N: Quick confession. I had seen PICTURES of what happens later on in the story, and got little bits and pieces of the story itself ...But not the whole thing. So that explains why some things are the way they are now, and why they aren't. Make sence? No? That's okay.))
The konochi twittled her fingers as she slowly crept from her hiding place behind some large trees. She had been waiting with Naruto, yes, but she hadn't realized she wasn't the only one untill Naruto pointed it out. She looked up nervously at Naruto. It's strange, they had known eachother for about three or four years, and she still couldn't quite look him in the eyes. They had formed a sort of friendship, but she still had a small crush on the blonde haired genin.
She could feel her cheeks getting warm once again. Instead of the usual large amounts of orange, he had worn something that made him look slightly less like a ninja than his regular cloths would. A large, black baggie short sleeved shirt hung on his thin muscular frame like a large sheet, almost. Arm wraps made of thin white cloth wrapped itself loosly halfway up his arms, the strange letters in blood red becoming quickly apparent to her. Around his nack was a thick collar like choker with a long silver chain hanging down from it. Long black baggie pants with orange hemming and many pockets hung loosly on his thin waist. The long silver chain from the choker had hooked itself onto one of the pants' beltloops. New looking steel toed boots housed his feet, but somehow seemed alittle too small for him.
You would never be able to tell he was a ninja, if not for the headband and the kunai hoistler tied to his right leg.
Naruto sighed, looking to his right, as he called, "I said, 'both of you', not just Hinata, baka."
Hinata blinked nervously as she looked herself over. She hadn't worn anything special today, although it was to be a time of celebration and rejoyce. A white fur hooded jacket with blue short legged pants and toeless sandels. Nothing too fancy. The only real difference was that she had put her hair, which had grown longer over the years, into a large bun behind her head.
She sighed as she watched Naruto look around for whoever else had bothered to follow him. The Hiyuuga had to admit, she was curious also. Who would bother following either of them in the middle of the night. Maybe they were one of Naruto's little friends. What were their names again? One of the was Konohamaru .... now who were the other two? Hiyugi and Amaradaru?? No, that couldn't be right!
"Bastard! Stop hiding and come out already!!!"
Oh, it was just him.
"I'm not hiding, baka," came a calm voice from above. "At least, I didn't consider it hiding. I was in plain view, right?"
Naruto couldn't hide the embarassment he felt as he slowly turned back towards Hinata, his eyes traviling slowly upwards as he saw a dark silouette sitting upon a treebranch in a rather relaxed possition. His embarasment became increasingly obvious as he realized that he hadn't really bothered hiding his chakra. If anything, he had tried to make it more noticable.
The Uchiha leapped downwards from his branch, landing in a cat like fasion between him and Hinata. "You're getting sloppier then usual, Naruto. If I were an enemy ninja, you'd have been dead hours ago, and no one would notice."
"Well, you weren't so I don't see the point in getting all upset at me for it." Pouting slightly, he once again folded his arms behind his head. "Besides, Hinnata would've found out and told someone. Right Hinnata-chan?" He added smiling. She could only smile and nod in agreement.
Sasuke rolled his eyes half expectantly. "Whatever, dunce. Point is, is that you're loosing your focus. It dosen't matter who you're waiting for, it wouldn't make a difference if they found your bleeding corpse instead of a live body."
Hinnata smiled as she watched the two fight and bicker at one another. She had to admit, they had argued less during these last few years. At first, she had been worried. Fighting and messing with Sasuke was practically on Naruto's To Do List. First thing in the morning, they'd go at it like cats and dogs. She chuckled softly to herself as she pictured a small yellow dog getting pounced on by a full grown black cat.
She leaned against the tree behind her as the argument when from Naruto letting his guard down, to the cloths he was wearing, to him not being in the village when it was so late.
The only real thing she wanted to know was who he was waiting for.
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She could feel it. She was having some of herself taken away, which quickly got replaced with other things. Maybe it would help her when they finally arrived? Maybe she could fight better if they had to? The transforming woman tried to open her eyes to see her younger companion, but found that they were sealed shut.
She smiled softly. This would be interesting. She could feel it. She also knew that they were almost there. Almost there ...
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"W-what's that??"
Naruto took a moment to stop his argument with his rival to look up at the large glowing object that was flying wildly, almost uncontrolably, through the air. It whizzed left, right, zoomed forward and back before finding a decent place to dive down to and crash. The only real proof that it had crashed was the loud explosion, followed by glowing sparks in the surrounding area.
"The hell was that!?" The Uchiha gasped.
Before he could ask, though, the teen with the answers had left. The two raven haired teens looked blankly ahead before folloing the yellow blur ahead of them.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*THUD!!* Large chunks of rock and some tree branches fly through the air, hitting random creatures in the head. Glowing water splatters all over the place, the microrganisms inside it digging into the ground, where they may never be seen again.
"Oof!"
"Oww!! ... hey, get off of my hair!"
"I can't, something's on my back!"
"You know, this Space-tyme warping dosen't make you loose any pounds, puppy."
"I know, Lady Youko! I'm trying to get off, but --"
"HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S THAT!!?"
"WHAT!?!?!?!?"
"Just kidding."
".... Not funny."
"Yes it was."
The younger blonde haired teen struggled to get up from atop the older dark skinned woman. "Can you see what's on my back?"
"Why? It's not like you can move it with your powers in this world. And even if you could, it might explode on us."
".... Just, please, tell me whether you can see it or not."
"Yeah. It looks like a sleeping human boilder."
The boy, now renamed Shiro Tamashii, sighed heavily, causing the heavy mount of flesh above him to crush his small frame further. "You think you can lend a hand, or are you pinned down?"
"Yeah, my arms are behind my back, which is very painful, might I add." She looked up, her black eyes searching for a solution. "Well, either someone will find us, dead under this human barrel of lard, said human lard barrel will wake up, or we'll die here and not be found ... That would really disappoint little Kit-chan."
"Yes, not to mention our other friends on Catalyst, ourselves ... oh, and the Tymeless will be unprotected."
"You have a real gift for looking on the broght side," Youko grumbled, earing a glair from the brown eyed boy laying on her.. "Look, we'll just call for help! surely someone will come get us son, right?" She paused. "Well, maybe not, sence we'll have drowned in human flesh and skin."
"Please, don't start--"
"Yep, we'll slowly, but surely be SUCKED into this guys gut, only to be digested and deficated later on."
"I should never have taught you about the body and how it functions. I won't make that mistake again."
A moment of silence fell between the two as they were slowly being crushed underneith the large humanoid creature. They could hear only the sounds of crickets and the chirping of tired birds, along with the occassional yelling of some weird group of people.
That's odd ...
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He leaped down from the tree, the scene infront of him causing his stomic to crap uncomfertably. There he was, Choji, just laying there. Whatever he was laying on, be it rock or log, seemed to be trying its best to shift out from underneath it. He didn't turn when he heard the soft landings of the other ninja behind him. He was too buisy trying to figure out what was going on. He looked down closer to the ground to see a large sneeker and a steel toed boot from underneath the overweight ninja.
That's when it clicked.
"CHOJI!!" he ran up to the unconcious ninja, and quickly tried to pull him off of the two trapped underneith. He wasn't THAT fat!!! It shouldn't be this hard to MOVE his FAT ASS!!! "WAKE UP YA PORKER, OR YOU'L REGRET IT!!!!"
His heart raced, hie eyes wideneing to the size of saucers. Giving up on moving Choji, he moved to his side, leaning over and shouting, "IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, MOVE YOUR FOOT!!!!" He watched as the two feet bairly moved enough to be noticable.
Sasuke tilted his head, walked forward, and took out his kunai. Twirling it in his thin pale fingers, he quickly stabbed the sharp knife like object into the larger ninja's stomic ....
Which caused Naruto and Hinata to yell in surprise. When the choji clone elploded, though, they quickly relaxed, looking at the two people whom the clone had rested upon. Naruto crept closer to the pair, poking the smaller blonde body gently in the shoulder.
"Helloooooo ..... OH MY GOD!!! THEY KILLED PUPPY AND YOUKO!!!"
"You bastard."
Sasuke blinked, looking at the Hyuuga as if she had grown a second head. She covered her mouth, realizing what she had just said, and shrugged. He nodded, then looked towards Naruto as he helped the two up from the shallow dip in the ground.
The blonde slowly spoke in a language neither Sasuke or Hinata could understand, but the other blonde and the dark skinned woman could. The woman replied enthusiastically as her hugged his blonde friend tightly, who looked rather surprised by the gesture. The other blonde sighed, spoke again in the forein language, and pointed to the woman that had Naruto in a bear hug. He nodded in understanding, returning the hug to the older woman.
Hinata looked over at Sasuke. "Who are these people?" she asked nodding towards the trio.
"I'm guessing that these are the 'guests' that the dobe was telling Sakura and I about." Seeing the young woman's further confused look, he explained, "Naruto had told us about some people who were coming to see him today. He asked for our help, but didn't bother telling us much about the actual people." Looking nervously at the strangers, he added, "I had agreed to house these people until Naruto could figure out what to do with them ... I'm already starting to regret the agreement."
Hinata nodded, as if in understanding. Usually, Naruto had very few things to hide, but when he did he had good reason. She never once questioned Naruto about what she had little to do with ... But ... seeing these people and how they acted towards Naruto ... It made her curious. Who were they?
"Puppy ... and Youko?"
Naruto blinked, looking towards the two that staired at him blankly. He then looked at Youko and Shiro. They both looked nervous, Youko looking like she'd kick ass as soon as she let Naruto go. Gently pushing Youko away, he headed towards the raven haired ninja, rubbing the back of his head while smiling nervously.
"Are these the two?"
The blonde couldn't hold back his surprize. "Yeah," he nodded, "These are them." He turned his head, not wanting to meet Sasuke's suspicious glaze. He never really thought about what would happen if there were other people with him when he went to pick up Youko and WS. Oi, think, fixh cake, THINK!
"Hello."
Sasuke, along with Naruto and Hinata, turned their eyes towards the brown eyed teen that approched them. He seemed to be about Naruto's age, and was also about Naruto's size, if not a little thinner then him. He wore a large blue baggie shirt, much to big for someone so small. The neck of the shirt revealed the pale-tan skin of his colar bone, along with mulitiple deep scars. The equally baggie jeans were worn, a deep blue in color with many rips in the knees and old gray and bluesneekers, in desperet need of being thrown out.
'And he said I wouldn't be housing hobos,' Sasuke thought, suddenly very annoied with his rivals guests. He sighed, looking up at the teen's face. It was roundish, large brown eyes with thick eyelashes being covered by long bangs parted evenly in two. His lips were also very feminum, the top lip being thin while the other was thicker. The dirty blond's smile was kind, even modest, while still looking rather shy and unsure.
"I'm sorry," he said calmly as he bowed his head. "We hadn't introduced ourselfs yet. My name is Whi--" He paused lifting his head up from the bow. "Errr, Tamashii Shiro ..." After getting a look of approval from Naruto, he continued, "We had traviled far to come and visit Naruto, but didn't realize we'd meet some of his friends also. It is nice to meet you."
Sasuke couldn't help the twitching in his left eyes as he heard this ... Shiro talk. He voice was soft, his speech polite, kindness dripping from each word like honey, but ....
HE SOUNDED JUST LIKE HIM!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?
Ignoring Hinata's greeting and appology for not helping them earlier, Sasuke's eyes traviled to the dark skinned woman, who was now leaning against a tree, a smile playing her large lips. The upper lip was a darker shade then the lowwer lip ... One thing Sasuke hadn't seen before. He couldn't figure out why, but that was the first thing he noticed abou her. Shrugging, he countinued his examination of the tall female.Yes, she was tall, a little shorter than Kakashii-sensei. Long black hair shone in the pale moonlight, reaching her large round hips. Her body proportions seemed off, her legs being long but her torso being a bit on the short side.
The woman blinked, her narrow purple eyes looking at Sasuke, a gracefull brow raising amusingly. The Uchiha glaired at the woman, who walked gracefully over to the chattering bunch.
"Maybe we should head to the village now," she cut in. "It's getting late. We wouldn't want to get in trouble, now would we?" She chuckled deeply,her hands in her jeans pocket as she motioned to Shiro and Naruto.
"Oh, right!" Naruto said. "Yeah, we need to get going .... uhhhh." He looked nervously at His two 'siblings.' "Ummm, do you guys mind staying with Sasuke for tonight? He's the bastard who hasn't said anything."
Ignoring the death glaire given to her younger brother, Youko nodded. "Yeah, we can crash at his place for a bit. Can't promise anything won't happen, though."
Naruto laughed, Shiro shaking his lowwered head. Did she always have to make it sound like they would burn a building down if not watched over???
"Well, let's go!" said Naruto as he lead the group back to the village. Sasuke glaired at the newcomers as they walked past. He couldn't get past the feeling that something was increadably wrong with them. The way Shiro dressed suggested that he had no home, and Youko gave him the impression that she wouldn't just visit Naruto while she was here. They hadn't said much about where they came from, except that it was far from here.
Who are they??
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TBR: This has got to be my crapiest chapter ever .... *cries*
Lee: *pats Rose on the back* That is not true! You did very well, this chapter.
TBR: *sniffs* .... Really?
Lee: n_n Yes, really!
TBR: ... *gives Lee a cookie*
LEE: :D COOKIE!!! *munches on large cookie*
Gaara: *holding on to his nibbled at cookie* ... Review soon. Maybe Sasuke and Naruto will come back once you do.
TBR: YEAH!!! COMMON PEOPLE!!! I saw a LEAST a good FIVE HUNDERED visits!!!! I would like for at least TWO MORE of you to review ... Like PyroPixie .... *cries dramatically* You've kept reviewing and reviewing!!!! I've never been more touched!!! *looks up at night sky* I know, at least, that you care enough about me to review every once in a while! *hiccups and cries more*
Gaara: ...*somewhat shocked* Wow, she dose a pretty good impression of you, Lee.
Lee: What are you talking about????
Gaara: ... *smerks and shakes head* ... Yeah, read and review.
*LAST MINUTE AUTHOR'S NOTE!*
TBR: yeah, you Sasuke fans might be mad at me. I didn't have a voice for WS before, but my friend had a dream, and she said that WS sounded alot like SASUKE!!! And I thought.... Wow .... he would sound like Sasuke, huh? ....*dodges sharp objects being thrown at her*