Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Meet Your Match ❯ Mental Health day ( Chapter 9 )

A/N: Hello guys. Sorry it has taken me so long to update but I had more important things to do than to satisfy you fuckers. I got to have fun doing finals ha ha ha ha. So yeah over the summer I willbe on a writing hiatis until September and that's because I'm moving and won't have time to write so I guess that's all I have to say for now so I'll talk to you guess when you all fucking review because if you don't bad things will happen. This may be a short chapter but you'll piss yourself laughing at it.

The Next Morning...

Atayla woke up to the sound of someone calling her name. As she opened her eyes she was greeted by the ever cheerful face of the lovely maid Miru. Atayla inwardly grimaced at the happy carefree happiness that oozed from Miru even this early in the morning. "Miss Atayla it's already 7a.m. you have to get up and eat." Atayla replied with a groan and buried her face in her pillow while pulling the black silk sheets over her head.

"I still have 2 hours before I have to meet Zuri and Yashe, which means I can spend an hour of that sleeping. Go away I had a long night." moaned Atayla from out form under her new makeshift tent. "Yeah I know the whole hideout is a buzz from your and Itachi's fun last night. Did you two really do it in the bathtub?" asked the young girl. Atayla sat bolt upright and laughed at the remark "For someone so young are you sure that you should be asking questions like that?" replied Atayla climbing out of bed taking the blankets with her as she sat down at her desk where Miru had placed what looked like breakfast.

"Whatever you corrupted me." said the girl sitting on the bed looking off into space. "Great I've been here less than a week and I've already corrupted someone, Yashe would have my ass." sighed Atayla as she bit into apple that Miru had placed on her breakfast tray. "Are you planning on going out today Miss Atayla?" asked Miru looking back at Atayla. "Yeah it's my annual mental health day today and I'm spending it with Yashe and Zuri.

So yeah I guess we're going to do all sorts of shit that we could probably get arrested for later on." replied Atayla doing some imaginary beardstorking at the thought of what kind of trouble she could case with the two best friends in the world. "Should you really be going off on your own like this when you're a member of the Akatsuki?" asked Miru.

"No but why should I care after all I don't think I'm the kind of person that would, or could, for that matter ever follow rules." said Atayla finishing the rest of her breakfast and then standing up. "Yes well I see your point. I guess since you'll be leaving I'll set up a bath for you since you probably want to get ready before you leave." said Miru standing up and walking towards the bathroom. "That would be nice." replied Atayla with a smile as she unwrapped herself from the blankets and walked with Miru into the bathroom.

After waiting a few minutes the bathtub was full Atayla stripped down and climbed into the tub. Miru sat on the edge and started to bath Atayla. "I feel like a little kid." said Atayla. "Why?" asked Miru. "Aren't children usually bathed by their mothers when their young?" asked Atayla back. "I suppose but why would you say somthing like that. Did your mother not do this?" replied Miru. "I grew up on the streets as a kid so I don't even know where I came from much less anything about a mother. Besides that I was raised by my sensei who thought that the only person to rely on was yourself and to ask anyone for anything was weakness so I bathed and dressed and feed myself when I was a kid." said Atayla staring down at the water in the tub.

"That's so sad." replied the young girl. "No it's not it's life you can deal with it or die that's the choice whether you like it or not." said Atayla turning her head to smile at the girl. As Miru returned to scrubbing Atayla's back she couldn't help but notice the bite marks, and scratches, and hickies that Atayla had on her body. Miru found herself musing allowed, “My god doesn't it hurt when you let him go so rough on you?"

Atayla snickered at the girl's navietivity "Sweetie you don't know what rough is. The thing about sex is that nothing is off limits, that is, if both people want the same thing. If you can't do something that you can't laugh about later with who you choose to fuck about what the two of you did last night, then you shouldn't do it in the first place." sighed Atayla getting out of the tub and reaching for a towel.

Miru just sat there with a blank stare on her face and said "You're a very smart person." "No I'm not I have no common sense so I can't be that bright if I lack such an easy thing to have in the first place. Now I guess i'll be getting dressed and leaving since just once I want to be early for a visit with Zur and Yash." smiled Atayla walking into the next room to get dressed for the day.

Itachi woke up to the sound of yelling. "Come on let just play a trick on him Kisame stop being such a spoil sport you jerk." came the sound of Deidara's bratty voice. "HELL NO! I'm the one that would get their ass kicked if you did." replied the fish man. "Oh come on it would be amusing to see Itachi wake up thinking he would get some action from his girlfriend and then find out it was actually Deidara trying to shove his tongue done his throat." said Sasori. "Hey I never said I would do that I just said I'd do the sexy girl voice that I'm so good at." Deidara replied.

"Yeah that's because you are a girl!" yelled Kisame. "Am not you big meanie!" screamed Deidara back at Kisame. "Wow Deidara don't cry it's alright if your gay but I don't think Itachi likes you that way!" said Sasori smirking at the joke. "Where did you get the idea that I was gay? Yeah sure just because of that one incident with the guy, ah I mean girl, ah I mean it, that turned out to be a guy after I made out with them at the bar because you guys got me drunk off my ass doesn't mean that I'm gay it just means that I like beautiful things." replied Deidara getting angry.

"Dude that's still gay if you like guys." stated Kisame going into deep thought over the subject. "Well actually bi-sexual is more accurate." replied Sasori thinking about the idea too. "What does this have to do with pissing of Itachi though?" asked Kisame. "Nothing but back to the point bi-sexual people are selfish since they can't decide who they like better guys or girls so they want both which makes them selfish." stated Sasori. "That is so untrue, bi-sexual people just like both it's not about whether they like cock or pussy it's about liking beautiful things." replied Deidara.

"You would know Deidara." said Kisame laughing. "You guys know I'm awake right?" asked Itachi sitting up in bed. All three of the other guys jumped. "Shit Kisame you woke him up and now we can't play the trick on him." hissed Deidara. "You mean you lost your chance to molest him in his sleep." joked Sasori. "Would you retards just shut the fuck up and tell me why your here?" asked Itachi getting angry that they had all decided to wake him up in such a retarded way.

"AH HA I UNDERSTAND NOW! BI STANDS FOR BEATIFULLY INCLINED I UNDERSTAND DEIDARA ISN'T GAY HE JUST LIKE ART HA HA I KNOW THE SECRET!" shouted Kisame. Itachi just hit himself in the head and fell back onto the bed while Deidara and Sasori just shock their heads at their intelligently incapable friend Kisame. "Yeah on that note Itachi we all have nothing to do today so Deidara insisted that we all go out and 'Have Fun'. So in other words we're here to drag your ass out of bed and kidnap you to come with us so later Deidara can try to molest you." stated Sasori. "Sound like fun." sighed Itachi sarcastically.

"Yeah Ta Ta's coming with us yeah I'm so happy we can all go out and get drunk ha ha ha." laughed Deidara running around the room happily. "My god Sasori didn't you have enough sense in your fucking head to force-feed him his meds this morning?" asked Kisame as Deidara jumped on the bed and sat on top of Itachi. "It's going to be one long fucking day." replied Itachi to no one in particular. "Oh you have no idea." giggled Deidara

Atayla ended up getting to Zuri's faster and earlier than usual. 'My god this is going to be a fun day since after all it'd be hard not to have fun with Yash and Zur.' thought Atayla as she walked into the shrine. "You're late dumbass" came the voice of Yashe from the back of the shrine. "What are you talking about I'm early ritard!" yelled Atayla. "Tay Tay you're here now we can go and get arrested ha ha ha ha ha!" screamed Zuri as she happily clung to Atayla for dear life. "My god you've got to get some crazy pills Zuri otherwise people might get hurt if they hang out with you to long." laughed Atayla as Zuri jumped off of her and Yashe came towards them.

"So now that we're all here I guess we can go right." "Nooooooooooooooooooooo get away from Mistress Tay Tay you foul creature I will not allow you to hurt my sensei and my masta of the art of Kung Foo ah ha ha ha. It is time for you to cower in fear of my mighty battle cry muhahamuhahamuhahamuhahamuhahamuhaha!" screamed the figure of a little girl running towards Yashe with a broom.

Zuri and Atayla backed away as Yashe said "Yeah what can a little kid with a broom do to hurt me?" Atayla and Zuri just looked at each other and backed away even more. With a single whack with the broom to the back of Yashe's knees she went down to the ground as she barraged with a fury of blows form the little tyrant of a girl.

"Get her off guys help me out here!" yelled Yashe getting angry at the little girl and the way she kept hitting her with the broom. "My god they grow up so fast I'm so proud." replied Zuri watching the scene with the pride of a parent watching their child learn and grow into somthing better than they were before. "She so cute while she beating someone with the broom not long ago it happened the same way to me." replied Atayla as both of them cooed at Ginkgo's progress. "What the fuck are you two talking about just get this brat off of me or I'll be the one beating all of you with a fucking broom."

"Shut up you foul mouthed ugly beast." said Ginkgo shoving the broom in Yashe's face. "Who are you calling ugly kid." screamed Yashe. "Okay Ginkgo that is enough you have succeeded in defeating the ugly monster and making me proud now go and meditate for our safety." said Atayla. "Yes masta Tay Tay." and with that the little girl left to go begin her afternoon meditation. "Your really good with kids Tay Tay I wish I was that good." stated Zuri with a look of admiration in her eyes.

"What the hell are you talking about you let the child beat me with a fucking broom!" yelled Yashe. "This is a sacred place watch your mouth and besides your just jealous." replied Atayla sticking her tongue out at Yashe. "My god I think you both need meds and I think that kid needs a leash." said Yashe walking out of the temple.

"What's the point of that she's house trained right Zuri?" joked Atayla. "I don't know I'll ask her later." replied Zuri obviously taking the joke seriously. "Ah Zuri this is why we love you." said Atayla before both she and Yashe burst into laughter as the walked off to the town for a day of shopping and relaxation.

An Hour Later...

Yashe, Zuri, and Atayla had just reached the town and were about to go shopping when Zuri noticed something that had caught her eye. "RAMEN! OH MY GOD IT"S A RAMEN STAND! I MUST HAVE ME MY CHICKEN RAMEN! OH BUDDHA THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT OF RAMEN I THANK YOU. TIME TO EAT RAMEN!" screamed Zuri rushing over to the Ramen stand where she had attracted the attention of everyone.

"We are so fucked." stated Yashe walking slowly to the ramen stand knowing the consequences of letting Zuri go to a ramen stand. "Yeah we are so fucked Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...LETS GO EAT SOME RAMEN!" screamed Atayla running after Zuri. "Alright then I'm fucked. No scratch that I'm double fucked." groaned Yashe as she made her way to the ramen stand.

"What kind of ramen are you going to get Zuri?" asked Atayla. "CHICKEN RAMEN!" "Why did their have to be a ramen stand in plain sight my god we are so screwed." sighed Yashe questioning her luck at the current situation. "Yes but since getting screwed is inevitable at this point why not get screwed while eating RAMEN!" yelled Atayla smirking at the way it pissed off Yashe. "Will you stop with the ramen thing?" asked Yashe. Wrong question.

"Not on your life" replied Atayla and Zuri at the same time. "Then I might as well just go and kill myself now." sighed Yashe joking with the two off them. "Well that wouldn't be good since you are the one paying for our RAMEN!" yelled Atayla again. At that moment the Ramen man came to take their orders. "What can I get you lovely customers?" asked the rotund man. “20 bowls of the spiciest RAMEN you have." replied Atayla smirking at Yashe as the man jumped back at her screaming the word ramen. "30 bowls of CHICKEN RAMEN!" yelled Zuri.

Once again the poor frightened man jumped at the screaming of the words Chicken ramen. "Do they always do this when they order ramen?" asked the man waiting for Yashe's orders. "Yeah get used to it; I guess I'll hav-..." replied Yashe before being cut off by the man.”Please don't scream if you do I might have a heart attack." said the man. "I'll have a bowl of vegetable ramen please." replied Yashe as the man made his way to the kitchen to give the order to the chef. "This is going to be one long fucking mental health day, it'd be a fucking miracle if I don't go crazy." mused Yashe watching her two best friends fight each other with chop sticks.

4 Hours, 120 bowls of Chicken Ramen, 80 bowls of Spicy Ramen, and 4 bowls of regular ramen Later...

"My god how did you guys eat so much?" asked Yashe. "We have our ways." said Zuri and Atayla together as they skipped arm in arm through the town. "Oh guys wait stop I want to go spend some money on useless crap here." pleaded Atayla "All right fine lets go in" said Yashe not even noticing what store they were going into. "Yay! Tattoos! I want one too Tay Tay!" shouted Zuri as they dragged Yashe back into the Tattoo parlor.

"Come on Yash it will be fun if we all get one." whined Atayla. "Yeah Yash get one so that it's like a friendship circle kind of thing." whined Zuri hanging on Yashe's arm for dear life as she tried to walk out of the tattoo parlor. "Fine I'll do it but I don't want a big one okay?" Replied Yashe. "Deal!" squealed the two other girls eagerly.

"Hello my I help you girls?" asked the lady at the counter. "Yes we all are getting tattoos today." replied Atayla. "Okay then follow me into the back room and some one will be with you in just a moment." replied the lady sweetly. "Thank you." said Atayla leading her friends into the back room of the tattoo parlor.

2Hours and 3 Tattoos Later...

The three girls walked out of the tattoo parlor satisfied with the results of the tattoos. Zuri had gotten a pair black angel wings on her shoulders, Yashe had gotten a dragon going down from her waist to her hip, and Atayla had gotten a gothic cross with the word sin written in red across it that was placed on her right thigh.

"that was fun now where are we going?" asked Zuri. "Now we are going to go shopping for Lingerie since I need somthing that will make little boy Ta Ta go crazy when he see's me.” "Okay then we are going to the ramen both since we don't need to see the kind of underwear that you like to wear, no offense Tay."

"None taken just have fun with Zuri when she spends all your money on ramen." replied Atayla. "Better than watching you try on panties." laughed Yashe. "I'll see you guys in an hour." replied Atayla as she watched Yashe and Zuri walk away. "Have fun." answered Yashe without turning around. "You know I will." said Atayla earning her a small laugh form Yashe.

Akatsuki Headquarters...

"Genji I assume you already have heard and been briefed on Rakoku's motives by now am I correct?" asked the Leader. "yes I have." replied Genji. "Then I don't have to explain how much of a mess it would be for us if Miss Atayla were to join up with their side instead of fully committing to ours." "Yes sir I can imagine what would happen."

"Good then what do you propose we do about this issue since after all Miss Atayla doesn't seem the type to submit to any one side completely?" asked the Leader. "I do not know sir." replied Genji. "Well I do. We clip the stray little bird's wings. Otherwise she might just end up a martyr for Rakoku's cause and that would be very bad for us.” said the Leader.

"Yes it would sir. Would you like me to begin the 1st phase of the plan then starting tomorrow sir?" asked Genji. "Yes that would greatly benefit us all now wouldn't it." said the Leader smirking at the idea of having one of the greatest ninja assassins on his side.

Itachi walked back into his room and collapsed on the bed. he had spent the whole day with Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori, in a bar watching them get drunk as he replayed then thoughts of his mind-blowing last night in his head over and over and over again. "you look tired Itachi I hope you still have energy for me." came Atayla's voice from across the room.

A/N: Ha ha a cliffy sorry no Lemon this chapter. This is defiantly the shortest chapter in the whole storey but the next will make up for it. Next chappy is I guess the last real chapter since the one after that is just kinda like the epilogue of the storey and it will kinda play into the idea of a sequel to this storey so yeah not much longer till this story is over. There will be a sequel but that wont happen for a LONG time since after this I am working on an Angel sanctuary ficcy. Also I thought that since you guys are such awesome fans that you deserve to know that my writing will be on standstill until September because this summer is going to be hectic with me moving into a new house so there wont be much time for me to write. But chapter 9 will be up late September to early October. I love you guys and you all rock so keep sending me your reviews and it will motivate me a lot. Oh and wish me lots of luck since I start my first year of high school in September.

See you in a Dream...

Atayla the Nightmare Queen