Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ mischief's cracktastic shorts ❯ Chapter 10

A/N: for wildwesternwind who wanted Kotetsu to get some het lovin'. Sorry if this isn't what you had in mind. XD

Pairing: Kotetsu/Tsunade O.o

Warnings: Tsunade is a very bold woman.

Disclaimer: Don't own it.

 

Not Quite the Same

 

Kotetsu often fantasizes about committing sexual acts in the hokage's office. How could he not? The idea of doing something so forbidden is just so enticing. He's not sure when it started really. It was before the first female hokage was inaugurated and he and Izumo began working as her assistants, he knows that much, but how earlier? When he became chuunin? Back when he was still in the academy even? He can't remember, but never in his daydreams and nighttime fantasies did he quite picture it like this.

 

But here he is all the same, shoved under the hokage's desk with his face between her legs as she sits, composed as ever, debriefing a team of chuunin on their escort mission to… some other country. He's only half-listening to the exchange as he's gravely focusing on remaining as silent as possible.

 

He has already learnt the hard way that if he stops his ministrations, Tsunade-sama will squeeze her thighs tightly, and he'd rather not announce his presence to another group of visitors so indignantly. If they're already aware of him, so be it, but servicing the hokage and coughing and wheezing after she tries to suffocate him with her delicates were two very different things.

 

The group mumbles their goodbyes as they quickly shuffle out the door, and Kotetsu sighs in relief. Time to hurry up and finish this, he decides. His tongue is beginning to cramp up!

 

Just as he starts to get some reaction out of her, someone else enters the office. Goddamn it! He just can't win. Screw it, he decides. This was her idea. What does he care if half of Konoha manages to witness it? He redoubles his efforts.

 

“Have you seen Kotetsu? I can't find him anywhere.” Shizune's voice floats through the room, and he tenses just a bit.

 

“I… I have him on an errand right now.” He is filled with smugness at that slight hitch in the Godaime's breath.

 

He doesn't see the look the women exchange, but the amusement in Shizune's voice is quite clear as she replies, “Oh. Well, can you send him my way when you're done with him? I have an errand for him as well.”

 

His head hits the bottom of the desk at that comment, and he silently curses his lack of poise. When Shizune leaves the office giggling hysterically, he knows he's never going to hear the end of it.