Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto...my friends...soo don't mix! ❯ Lilith ( Chapter 9 )

I wanted to do this fast, and I for once didn't want to take the easy way, and just become invisible, I wanted to fight, but assuming that it be best I simply become invisible I did what I had to.

 

I crept through the crowd ready to hit Zabuza. I'd simply hit his arm until he let go, and the prison was released. Dang fighting was getting tiring, and this anime involves so much of it. Not that I totally love being here, but why couldn't I have fell into “Fruits Basket”? Most of the fighting there is bickering, here I'm in real life threatening danger. I continued to dodge, and sneak through all the others. Then when I finally got close to them I realized, I can't walk on water yet. I'm gonna have to throw my kunai at Zabuza, and hope it stays on track. I most likely have only one shot at this, and it better fricken make it. The sooner this battle ends the better. Please don't know I'm here! Zabuza is a very powerful jounin so he better not be able to know I'm there. After all ninja see through deception, and my invisibility is merely a lucky “power”.

 

I aimed, and shot my kunai, which stayed invisible, at Zabuza. Right on target. He totally bought my illusion. Our sensei is out of the prison now, so I'm good to become visible.

 

“Thank you Haley.” I said. “You got my code words perfectly.” She nodded conceitedly.

 

“I thought you only had one code word.” Stacy said. “Therefore you'd need to say code words not words.”

 

“No I had an improvised word that Haley picked up immediately.” I explained. “I picked Santa Fe, because it has a lot to do with Collins, and Angel who afterwards sing another song called “I'll Cover You” get it? By saying Angel I was telling her to cover me.”

 

“That's strategy.” Sakura whispered. I walked back to my group of people ready for my sensei to beat the heck out of Zabuza.

 

I stood by, and watched as all my friends returned to a single being. We all grouped together, to stand by and watch as Kakashi began to start winning against Zabuza. Finally when he was about to totally literally murder him Haku came, and interfered.

 

“Dang I forgot about him.” I whispered.

 

“Haku is awesome.” Stacy said.

 

“For now.” I said, as I caught Haku looking over at us since Stacy had said his name.

 

“Who in the fricken heck are you?” Tristan asked rudely.

 

“An elite “tracker” ninja from the village hidden in the mist, I believe.” I said coolly.

 

“Correct.” Haku said.

 

I didn't smile or smirk, not even snicker, because Geany and I always found Haku to be really awesome, plus what a fighter!

 

Haku disappeared with his body, and Naruto was freaking out. “Naruto calm down.” I said easily.

 

“Why shouldn't I be mad?!” Naruto shouted.

 

I laughed “Naruto this world is amazing, and like my home it works in weird ways.” I smiled lightly. “And it's hard to figure those ways out. It'd be much easier if we could simply know our lives by reading them in a book.”

 

Samantha raised her eyebrow at me. “You know, your mood swings are becoming increasingly prominent.” She whispered.

 

“Back home you didn't even know what prominent meant.” I replied. “Now your acting all smart? What the heck?”

 

“What the heck is wrong with you?” Samantha asked glaring. Her eyes widened. “You don't ever wanna go home do you?”

 

“I don't want to go yet, or anytime soon actually. Really I wouldn't mind finding that book, and killing it so no one could ever disturb me here.” I said crossing my arms. Damn I was being really indecisive. I hate that so much it causes me to cuss. I continued loud enough for the others to hear. “I think we should continue on to Tazuna's house.”

Our little group agreed, but when Kakashi went to walk on he, of course, fainted due to his overuse of the sharingan. Stacy and I weren't too surprised, though I was somewhat forgetting every detail of the story.

 

“Oy how are we supposed to get him the rest of the way?” I wondered aloud, it didn't show how they got him to Tazuna's house in the book.

 

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

 

“Laraineeeee!!!!” I shouted across the field. She ran over. “You know I love Kakashi way more right?”

 

“You wish!” Larain said. “I'll prove it by confessing my love!”

 

“I'd love to see you try!” I replied.

 

“Yeah Laraine.” Lilith said. “There's seriously no way that you would tell him that.”

 

She laughed. “Kakashi Sensei!” She screamed. He appeared right behind me, which was slightly in front of Laraine. “I know something that you should know.” She said girlie.

 

“*cough* two-year-old *cough*” Lilith laughed.

 

“Tori thinks you're hot, and wants everyone back home to think you're married!” She spat out.

 

I gasped. “Laraine!” Did she just do what I think she did? I scowled at her.

 

My eyes shot open. Thank god! It was just a dream. I sighed thankfully. I wondered why Laraine and Lilith were in it. “Tori” I heard Lilith's voice in my head sounding the way they do in scary movies. “Tori” I heard in my head again.

 

“What the heck?” I began to hit the right side of my head.

 

“Stop that you weirdo!”

 

“L Lilith? How are you in my head!!”

 

“Hehe! Isn't it awesome? It really is me! I know you're in Konoha, and I've been there before!”

 

“Wha…?”

 

“If I were you I'd stop talking aloud.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“Look do you remember those two years I was missing?”

 

“It was four years.”

 

“No real difference.”

 

“Big difference smart one!”

 

“Would you let me tell my story?”

 

“Fine!”

 

“Oh wait… Laraine wants to know if you liked the dream she gave you.”

 

“Laraine? Is she with you? How can she give me a dream?”

 

“Laraine has the power to manipulate minds, and yeah she's sleeping over. Anyway me, and Laraine fell into the same book as you guys years ago. By the way I covered for you guys. So we stayed in Konoha, and found out our special powers turns out this is mine, and you have it too!”

 

“I do? How do you know?”

 

“Well you can communicate with anyone, but you need one of their possessions in order to talk to them unless they too have the power, and I don't own anything of yours, but you might want to look in your backpack, because there's a ring in there that will change color with my emotion, I have one that does the same for you.”

“Lilith how do you know all this? And how did you get home?”

 

“The Hokage gave us rings that transport us back, and forth so we can go back at anytime.”

 

“How come you haven't come back then?”

 

“I will when you're done with this mission. Anyway you can contact me anytime by using this power.”

 

“Why do I have two powers?”

 

“Don't ask me! Certain people just do! And I told you think what you want to say, because if I contact you, and you're out you're not gonna talk to me aloud!”

 

“True I guess.”

 

“Anyway, I'm gonna go, and Laraine says that she loves Kakashi more.”

 

“Yeah right! And bye.”

 

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

 

Everyone, discluding Kakashi, was sitting at the table eating breakfast. “Hi Tori!”

 

“Dangit Lilith I'm eating breakfast don't talk to me right now!” I thought back to her.

 

“Hehe wanna hear a joke Alex told me?”

 

“No he's funny, and I'm eating!” But I was cut off.

 

“It's a Christian joke so forgive me if it offends you. Anyway I'm gonna use yours and Chris' names.”

 

“I hate Chris why use his name?!” Again I was ignored.

 

“Well Tori is sleeping in class, and her teacher comes up to her and asks “What is the name of our lord?” Or something that don't I don't remember, but Chris pokes her with her pencil, and she wakes up yelling “Lord O'mighty!” then goes back to sleep.”

 

“Stop! Lilith please stop!” I screamed in my head only to be ignored again.

 

“So the teacher comes back “Tori what is the name of the lord's son?” Chris poked her with her pencil again, and she woke up yelling “Jesus Christ!” then falls asleep again.”

 

“Lilith! Don't you dare finish this joke! I'm eating!” I though as I took some food.

 

“So the teacher comes back, and asks “Tori what did Eve say to Adam after they'd had tousands of kids?” Chris pokes Tori with the pencil again, and she wakes up shouting “You stick that thing in me one more time, and I'm gonna break it!” at Chris.”

 

I burst out in laughter spitting the food, and water I'd just eaten right into Sasuke's open mouth. I couldn't stop laughing. “Thanks a lot Lilith!” I shouted in my mind. “Do you know what I just did?”

 

“Heck yeah, and it was hilarious!”

 

“Not even!” Sasuke was spitting out all the food I'd just spit into his mouth. “Can I please be excused?” I asked. Still laughing. Tazuna nodded, and I ran out of the room.

 

On my way out I heard his daughter say “Sasuke you can be excused too.”

 

I ran into the woods, and collapsed still laughing I calmed myself down. Lilith's delivery of the joke had been so hilarious I couldn't help it.

 

“Dangit Lilith!”

 

“How'd you know I'm still here?”

 

“I'm smart. Look are you gonna come help us get back?”

 

“I thought you didn't want to come back!”

 

“I don't know if I do or not…” I stared at the forest floor.

 

“I'm sorry, for doing that it was just too fun.” Her tone had become very soft.

 

“Don't feel bad it's fine I just ask that I don't get stuck with another one of Laraine's dreams.”

 

“I'll talk to her.” I smiled.

 

“Thanks!”