Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto...my friends...soo don't mix! ❯ Partay! ( Chapter 14 )

“This is killing me!” Lili said. She was sitting in one of the classrooms of the academy with Laraine waiting to meet their new teammate. Tori was stuck being bored to death, waiting for them to return, with Sasuke in his mansion.

 

“Calm Lilith!” Laraine said. “They should be here soon.”

 

The two girls kept talking for a few minutes until the door flew open to reveal Iruka, with a guy standing next to him. Lili surveyed the man, he reminded her of someone, but who? She racked her brain. She knew that it was an anime character, but which one? Then it dawned on her. That silver hair, and those eyes, he looked like Calintz from `Magna Carta' the only difference was his clothes, considering he was wearing the traditional jounin outfit and he looked extremely young.

 

“Geany, Laraine this is your new teacher, Ryo.” Iruka pointed to the Calintz look-a-like.

 

“You've got to be kidding me!” Lili shouted. “He barely looks older than me!”

 

“He's not.” Iruke responded causing her mouth to drop open. “Well he is, but just by a year.”

 

“That's crazy.” Lili muttered.

 

“That's…kinda hot.” Laraine muttered.

 

“Alright well this is your teammate, Riku.” Iruka continued, then stepped to the side revealing a boy around Tori's age. He had shoulder length, very fine and flat, hair. He had brown cat-like eyes, and reminded Lili of Sasuke, personality wise, visually he reminded her of Kadaj from `Final Fantasy 7' which she had the sudden urge to watch.

 

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I groaned out of boredom. “Don't you ever do anything other than just sit around all lazy-like?” I asked Sasuke. I was lying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach, trying to write a fanfiction, but the mansion was so boring it was actually distracting. Sasuke on the other hand was contently sharpening his weaponry. “I swear, you must be the world's most boring person!” He merely grunted in response. I glared then muttered, “Why all the girls back home like you I'll never know.”

 

Suddenly my `Jack Lepitis' ringer went off. I laughed. That ringer always reminded me of `The Producers', which it should considering it came from that movie. “Hello.” I answered tiredly. “Oh my gosh, Laraine, it's so boring here without you!” I replied eagerly, after hearing her voice. “Please I'm begging you, come home soon!”

 

I waited eagerly for her reply as she told me about her new teacher and teammate. She then finished by adding that they were heading back to the mansion and had invited cell 7 to the mansion in order to have a sort-of party in which her and Lilith would make some special announcement. “I don't give a damn, just get here!! I'm so bored!” I whined, “Don't make me fricken hunt you down or something!” I waited for her reply, and when she was done I finally just gave up. “Well pshh! Jeezy! Bye!” I didn't even bother to wait and just hung up instead.

 

I had to wait bout a half-hour until they actually got back. “Jeezy! I swear I'm gonna kill you people!” Was my reaction when they came into the room. The two looked at the fact that I had my laptop out, and both said “Write!”

 

“Oh fine! No greeting or anything! Just `write!'. Well rawr to you too!” I shot back.

 

“To be fair, you didn't greet them either.” Sasuke said from his corner where he was still sharpening his weapons.

 

“Oh! So now Mr. Emo talks! Fine! Be that way! Sit there in your little corner and sharpen your stupid weapons, but when you need to be invisible, because of your annoying retarded fangirls, don't come crying to me!” I replied scathingly.

 

Lilith glared at me, as Sasuke wasn't even phased by a word I'd said, which just pissed me off more. Everyone knows that when an Ishihara yells like that it's meaningful, especially me! I don't get super pissed for no good reason! Even Sasuke should've known that.

 

Lili turned to Sasuke with her famous puppy look, that she'd use on her boyfriend back home. “Sasuke, we invited over cell 7 for a party, is that ok?”

 

He glared. “Fine.” He forced out.

 

“Good, because they'll most-likely be here in a half-hour.” Lilith said quickly. “I'm cooking, and Laraine and Tori are choosing the music, `cause Laraine is convinced I'll try and play Disney music.”

 

“You probably will.” I laughed. She glared. “Wow, now I am scared.” I said robotically.

 

“You should be!” She retailiated.

 

I rolled my eyes as I placed my laptop on a coffee table. Over the past half-hour I'd been so bored, I rearranged Sasuke's furniture, to suit my liking. “C'mon Laraine, let us choose the first CD.” She nodded, sat down, and we got to work. We started debating over `Panic! At The Disco' and `AFI'. After a while I simply turned on `Panic! At The Disco', tired of arguing.

 

After a while all of our guests were there. I was surprised Kakashi showed up. Naruto and Sakura made sense, because Naruto probably just wanted to be near Sakura, and Sakura wanted to be with Sasuke. Why, I didn't really get but I didn't really care either.

 

“What the hell are we listening to?” Naruto asked referring to `Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off' by `Panic! At The Disco'.

 

I shrugged. “To be completely blunt and truthful…” I looked at Laraine and in unison we said, “A song about sex.”

 

They gave us disgusted looks as we laughed so hard it hurt, and so long the song changed. Then `But It's Better If We Do' came on and I screamed. “I love this song!” I shouted then sang along, “Well I'm afraid that I, well I may have faked it, and I wouldn't be caught dead in this place! And isn't this exactly where you like me, I'm exactly where you like me you know, praying for love in a lap dance!”

 

“When did you guys start listening to this stuff?” Sakura asked. “You've been living in the same house as me, and I never knew!”

 

“So?” Lili asked rudely. “Maybe she didn't want you to be annoying her over listening to sex songs, because their beat is awesome.” She continued. “And maybe you stay to your own damn business.”

 

“Ok… that was uncalled for…” I said slowly.

 

“Sakura pisses her off.” Laraine whispered to me. I nodded, considering it made complete sense. Once again Lili was a generic Sasuke lover, so her and Sakura virtually couldn't get along. “And the same goes for Sakura.”

 

“I see.” I whispered back, then rested my head on Laraine's shoulder. Lili raised her eyebrow. “What? She's My Andrew!” I said hugging Laraine, referring to an inside joke from back home.

 

Laraine nodded. “And you're my Hana!” She said happily.

 

“You are two very strange girls.” Lili said.

 

Laraine and I laughed. “We don't care, it's fun!” I retaliated. Laraine nodded.

 

“Well whatever.” Lili said. “The foods almost done so I'll go get it all finished up.” We nodded.

 

We had to wait for a few minutes until Lili announced dinner. We all got a portion of what she'd made, with Naruto hogging most of the ramen.

 

I faked coughing saying “Pig”, in between coughs, towards Naruto.

 

Then the CD switched to `AFI' and `Prelude 12/21' came on. Lili jumped up shouting “Hell yes!” and started to dance. “C'mon Sasuke you emo man! This is `AFI'! Dance with me!” She didn't bother to wait for an answer. She simply grabbed his hand, pulled him up, and forced him to dance.

 

We laughed at the sight of Sasuke actually attempting to dance. When the song ended Lili let slip a long “Awww” and sat down pouting, with Sasuke quickly following suit. We laughed.

 

“Nice dance Lili, but I don't think you should do it again.” I said before taking another bite of the ramen I'd managed to get.

 

“Why not?” She asked, increasing her pout.

 

“Well, you could consider that as cheating on your boyfriend you know.” I replied frowning. “Yenno, you're “Gohan”.” I put air quotes around his name signaling that it was nothing but a nickname.

 

She smiled. “Didn't I tell you?” She asked. I shook my head. “Oh, ok! Yeah I broke up with “Gohan”.”

 

My mouth dropped. “Dang! You say it so easily! Why?!”

 

She shrugged. “It was time.” As everyone turned back to their dinner she winked and nodded towards Sasuke, mouthing the words “I wanna date Sasuke.”

 

I nodded, then mouthed “You generic Sasuke lover.” She glared.

 

“Ok so we have a surprise.” Laraine said, breaking the awkward silence that had fallen over us. “Paige, Tristan, Haley,” each of them looked up at the sound of their name. “you can all go back home, if you want that is.” I exchanged glances with each of them. “Well?”

 

“Hell yeah!” Haley said. “I miss the sane guys!”

 

“Well that's ironic.” She looked at me. “Considering you're heck of insane.” She gave me her best glare. It didn't even phase me. “C'mon now Haley. We all know you belong back home.”

 

She shrugged. “I don't agree with everything you say, bitch, but I certainly don't belong here.”

 

I nodded. “Haley ought to be trying to be on Broadway. Paige ought to be studying to become a genius, and Tristan ought to be fulfilling his high school theatric career, considering he won't have one after he graduates.” I said the part about Tristan with a small smirk.

 

He shot me a death glare. “I definitely want to go back.” He said coldly. “That way I can fulfill the dream you want.”

 

I glared back, just as evilly. “If you mean to get into the high school plays, then that's not so important anymore. If you mean becoming the next Donald Trump then, you have no chance in hell so it doesn't even annoy me.” I smiled evilly at him, earning a glare back. Finally we all turned to Paige. Even cell 7 was watching and listening contently. “Well Paige, what do you say?”

 

Tristan didn't even wait for her to respond. “If I'm going, she's going. Our parents won't approve of me coming home without her.”

 

“You know,” Lili began, “If she wants to stay she can. We have enough rings so that she doesn't have to, but it's her choice.”

 

“Rings?” Haley asked, iffy about the method of travel.

 

“Yeah, that's how me and Laraine get back and forth, and we got another ring which means three of you can leave, we figured you're the main three that would want to leave. Any complaints?” Lili answered, then everyone looked around the room. Cell 7 looked completely confused, whereas Stacy and Samantha shook their heads. “Well we might as well get this done now.” She pulled a glove out of her pocket to cover her hands from the effects of the rings. After pulling it on she removed three rings from her other pocket.

 

All three reached for one, but Laraine stopped them. She whispered something in each person's ear. After some quiet debating they agreed. Each of them took a ring into their hands and were out of sight, just as I was able to mutter a faint “Goodbye.” And they were gone.