Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto's Daily Life...mainly misfortunes! ❯ Innuendo! ( Chapter 2 )

Section #2 in fun-time!

 

These aren't in any order, they're just random ^^

 

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**Naruto is in his house, staring at the screen of his computer while eating Ramen**

Naruto: Hmm hmm hmm, oh ho~? Kakashi did WHAT with Iruka? My GAWD that's gross….but I can't…take my eyes off it! *bling-a-ling* Oh? Someone's online!

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA has joined the conversation

 

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: WHATS UP?!

 

*Sasuke_Nightbreed has joined the conversation

 

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: n/m

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: it means im doing something and im not going to tell you what it is

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: and stop typing in caps

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: STFU I CAN DO THIS IF I WANT!?

 

 

*Sasuke_Nightbreed has left the conversation

 

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: AWW!?

 

 

*Cherryblossom_Grl08 has joined the conversation

 

 

Cherryblossom_Grl08: Is Sasuke there?

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: NO HE JUST LEFT?!

 

Cherryblossom_Grl08: Naruto, stop typing like that

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: Okay

 

 

*Sasuke_Nightbreed has joined the conversation

 

 

Cherryblossom_Grl08: Sasuke! <Cyber glomp>

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: <Cyber kicks off> stop it

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: I AM A NINJA!

Sasuke_Nightbreed: Oh god he's still here

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: <Cyber kicks ass>

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: <Cyber dodges> I hope your internet crashes

Cherryblossom_Grl08: C'mon guys, we do enough of this normally, can't we have a normal discussion?

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: blame naruto he always starts it

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: yeah right! You always come on here and tell me what to do!

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: I will NOT lose to you!

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: for the love of god we're online, what are you going to do?

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: I'll Cyber beat your ass! <Cyber punch>

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: this is so immature…

 

Cherryblossom_Grl08: Sasuke please don't leave! We can have a conversation and just block Naruto!

 

Sasuke_Nightbreed: no, I need to go and train anyway

 

 

*Sasuke_Nightbreed has left the conversation

 

 

Cherryblossom_Grl08: Dammit Naruto! That was YOUR fault!

 

 

*Cherryblossom_Grl08 has left the conversation

 

*NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA has left the conversation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*KakaLord90 has joined the conversation

 

*SenseiIruka40 has joined the conversation

 

 

KakaLord90: They never stop do they?

 

SenseiIruka40: Well..no

 

KakaLord90: So what do you want to talk about?

 

SenseiIruka40: I don't know, you're the one that told me to get this thing

 

KakaLord90: Yeah cause it's good fun. Now, what shall we do tonight?

 

SenseiIruka40: I don't know…how about play bingo? That was fun before.

KakaLord90: Well KINDA…I was thinking something more…exciting

SenseiIruka40: Oh? What do you have in mind?

KakaLord90: I'm thinking candles, I'm thinking rose petals and a bottle of champagne

 

SenseiIruka40: You mean…?

KakaLord90: Oh yeah, and this time we're going all the way. No chickening out at the last minute!

SenseIruka40: Must you throw that in my face all the time? I got nervous okay? I've never done anything like that before!

 

KakaLord90: Don't worry, I'm with you. I'll make sure you don't get hurt

 

SenseiIruka40: Oh ha ha, I'm really worried about whether I get hurt…what if they find out?!

 

KakaLord90: We're Ninja's Iruka, we're good at this sort of thing. Don't worry, we won't get caught. You'll love it I promise.

 

SenseiIruka40:…you promise?

KakaLord90: Oh yeah. Now, I'll come over to your place with the `ingredients', I wont be long.

SenseiIruke40: Okay, seeya soon.

 

 

*KakaLord90 has left the conversation

 

*SensaiIruka40 has left the conversation

 

 

 

 

 

 

*NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA has joined the conversation

 

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: ……

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: the fanfictions were TRUE!! I have to tell someone!

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA: OMG!! I can't believe I discovered this!!

 

 

* NaRuTo_Is_NiNjA has left the conversation

 

*Insectopia001 has joined the conversation

 

 

Insectopia001: Hey Kiba, you here?

 

 

*Savage_Wolverine has joined the conversation

 

 

Savage_Wolverine: Yup I'm here, so is Akamaru! He says hi!

Insectopia001: I'm sure he does, now what about this thing with out teachers?

 

Savage_Wolverine: Hmm…they're not OUR teachers…so who cares?

 

Insectopia001: No I meant shouldn't we tell them that this thing records everything that's said?

Savage_Wolverine: Don't make me repeat myself

Insectopia001: Okay, sorry about that….at least no one will know about our secret

Savage_Wolverine: yeah, thank god. They're all away doing pointless crap

Insectopia001: Did I tell you I loved you today?

Savage_Wolverine: Yes, three times. You know, I was thinking about getting Neiji into our little…'thing'

Insectopia001: Hmmm I dunno, he's kind of a tight-ass

Savage_Wolverine: That's what I was getting at…c'mon let's go ask him!

 

 

*Savage_Wolverine has left the conversation

 

*Insectopia001 has left the conversation

 

 

**35 minutes later**

 

 

*KakaLord90 has joined the conversation

 

*SenseiIruka40 has joined the conversation

 

 

SenseiIruka40: What a rush!!

KakaLord90: Good wasn't it?

SenseiIruka40: Hell yeah! I'll never doubt you again Kakashi!

KakaLord90: Heh heh….hey look at what the kids have been writing

SenseiIruka40:…is that Kiba and Shino?

KakaLord90: Yeah….i hope to god that's an innuendo…

SenseiIruka40: Yeah…<Cyber shudder> You know…it just occurred to me that ours sounded…well…iffy

KakaLord90: …..

 

KakaLord90: Lol, you're right! Heh those kids must have thought we were being dirty

SenseiIruka40: well, so be truthful we were

KakaLord90: yes…but at totally screwing up the Hokage statues, not with ourselves hehe

SenseiIruka40: lol, I think we should go now.

 

KakaLord90: I agree.

 

 

*SenseiIruka40 has left the conversation

 

*KakaLord90 has left the conversation

 

 

**10 minutes later**

 

 

*Desert_Love has joined the conversation

 

 

Desert_Love:….NOW I KNOW ALL!! Ohh I'm gunna blackmail till the cows come home!

 

*Dersert_Love has left the conversation

 

 

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In case you didn't guess:

 

 

NaRuTo_Is_NiNja = Naruto

Sasuke_Nightbreed = Sasuke

Cherryblossom_Grl08 = Sakura

 

KakaLord90 = Kakashi

 

SenseiIruka40 = Iruka

 

Savage_Wolverine = Kiba

 

Insectopia001 = Shino

 

Desert_Love = Gaara