Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto & the Idiot Brigade ❯ Dollypop and Nami... Yeah! ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

I still don't own Naruto... Well, I'm sorry I took so long katanna! Well I'm putting my friend Dolly and katanna, (Her name is gonna be Nami) Itachi's here and it looks like Sasuke's hating every minute of it... Any ways R&R
"Naruto, You idiot!" Midori helped him up. "Why'd you jump out the window?"

"I'm sorry it's just that..." Naruto paused. "Okay I have no clue why I jumped out the window!"

"Just shut up and get inside the house!" Midori gave Naruto a little push.

"Why are you here?" Sasuke eyed his older brother.

"I just want to see my family again!" Itachi gave him a warming smile.

"Mm hm!" Sasuke rolled his eyes "And the truth?"

"fine!" Itachi sighed. "I wanted to show you my new book!"

"So you came all the way here to show us a book you made?" Sasuke cocked a brow.

"What's it called?" Roxn asked peeking into Itachi's bag.

"It's called..." Itachi paused to take the book out of his bag. "The brotherhood of the traveling cloaks: based on a true story!"

"..." There was a long pause. "You ripped that off from The sisterhood of the traveling pants!" Naruto pointed accusingly at Itachi.

"Mines was a true story-"

"Based on what?" Everyone cut him off.

"Based on me and my roomates at Akatsuki acadamy!" Itachi crossed his arms.

"So what?" Jordan huffed.

" ..." Itachi cocked a brow.

"Sasuke." Itachi said firmly. "I forbid you to stay around these somewhat retarted people."

"You can't tell me what to do!" Sasuke turned away.

"Well unfortunately for you, I can." Itachi protested.

"What are you? My brother?" Sasuke sneered.

"Yes." Itachi rolled his eyes.

"Just go upstairs and work on your other book!" Sasuke huffed.

"oh!" Naruo raised his hand. "Call your next book: Akatsuki Diaries!"

"That sounds..." Itachi paused. "good..." he nodded. "I think I'll work on that."

"..." Everyone set a cold glare on Naruto.

"What?" Naruto shrugged . "It was the only thing I could think of!"

"Stupid!" Sasuke muttered under his breath.

"Geez!" Naruto huffed. "You're always mean! No wonder why nobody likes you!"

"Like I care- WAIT... WHAT?!" Sasuke gasped. "Who dosen't like me?"

"Everyone!" Naruto said cheerfully. "WAIT!" Naruto stopped. "no... everyone!" Naruto munched on a chip.

"So you mean NOBODY likes me?" Sasuke frowned.

"Geez!" Naruto rolled his eyes. "Do I ALWAYS have to repeat myself?" Naruto huffed. "I said NOBODY likes you!"

"oh..." Sasuke looked disappointed. "I was hoping that you were gonna say that you were just kidding around..."

"It's okay..." Naruto patted Sasuke's back and tried to comfort him.

"What do you mean IT'S OKAY?" Midori smacked Naruto.

"I'm just saying stuff!" Naruto rubbed his head.

"You are such an Idiot-"

RING

RING

RING

The phone cut Midori off.

"Hello?" Sasuke was the first to answer.

"Who the hell are you?" Sasuke asked rudely.

"It's for me!" Haku got up.

"but you don't even know who i'm talking to, and neither do I!" Sasuke protested.

"If you don't know that person, It's obviously for me!" Haku posed.

"Suit yourself!" Sasuke shrugged.

"Hello?" Haku answered the phone. "Oh hi! Yes, Yes, okay... got it!"

"Who was it?" Sasuke asked.

"shut up!" Haku whispered. "Oh sorry, I wasn't talking to you! I was being RUDELY interrupted!" Haku eyed the raven haired hottie.

"Okay, I'll call for him..." Haku took a deep breath. "ITACHI! YOUR FRIEND WANTS TO TALK TO YOOOOOOOU!"

"ALLRIGHT!" Itachi responded.

"He'll be right with you..." Haku responded softly to the girl on the other line of the phone.

"You can hang up now, Haku!" Itachi called out to Haku.

"OKAAAAY!" Haku responded and slammed the phone on the reciever.

"Why'd you slam the phone?" Midori cocked a brow.

"I don't know, I think I was angry or something..." Haku shrugged.

"Let's listen in, on Itachi's phone call!" Naruto suggested.

"But Naruto!" Joradn protested. "That's like, like..."

"Like eavesdropping?" Roxn finished his sentence.

"Yeah!" Jordan pointed at Roxn. "Like that!"

"No it's not!" Naruto snorted. "We're just gonna talk to him and that girl on the other line of the phone except that we're going to stay quiet and he won't know we're in their little conversation!"

"..." Haku thought hard about this. "hmmmm..." Haku turned to Jordan and Roxn who were shaking there heads furiously and mouthing the word 'NO!' with their lips. "hmmm...." Haku turned to Naruto who was twitching and nodding furiously it looked like it hurt.

"Let's do it!" Haku punched the air.

"NOOO!!!" Jordan and Roxn fell to their knees.

"Let's do what?" Naruto asked absent mindedly.

"You know....." Haku looked confused. "Your plan thingy?"

"No..." Naruto said slowly. "I don't know..."

"Well aren't we supposed to listen in, on Itachi's phone call?" Haku rolled his eyes.

"Oh! Great idea Haku!" Naruto patted Haku's back.

"But we have to be EXTRA quiet if we don't want Itachi to know we're eavesdropping!" Naruto whispered at the end.

"oh brother!" Haku rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Yes Haku!" Jordan went to his side. "Did you call for me?"

"No."

"But you said oh brother-"

"NO!" Haku said more firmly. "Shut up!"

"Hey you guys!" Naruto whispered. "come over here!"
Sasuke was the first to get to him. "What do you want from-"

"shhh!" Naruto hushed him. "Check this out!" Naruto whispered as he pushed the speaker button.

"I miss you too..." Itachi said to the girl. "I'll be visiting tomorrow!" the girl chuckled softly. "Can't you wait till then?"

"well, I guess I can't..." Itachi responded. "Hey, are we on speaker?" the girl asked. "I could hear myself echo!"

"uh-oh!" Naruto whispered to the Sasuke and the others.

"Wait a minute..." Itachi thought. "Hey you guys!" Itachi said realizing Naruto's little scheme.

"turn it off!" Midori slammed the phone on the reiciever.

"He's coming!" Tenten waved her hands in the air.

"Quick!" Naruto jumped. "Act natural!"

Everyone nodded and acted natural. Gaara stood there looking like the badass he already is, Midori played connect four with Haku, Neji combed his hair, Sakura stared at a peice of lint in the air, Roxn groomed Tenten's buns (meatballs), Tenten sat on the ground and let Roxn groom her buns (meatballs), Sasuke layed down on the couch, and Naruto pretended to be an iguana.

"did you guys just happen to press... the...speeeakeeer..." Itachi slowed down and stopped finishing his sentence.

"Um..." Itachi sweatdropped. "Why is Naruto pretending to be a lizard-"

"I'm a freakin iguana!" Naruto corrected.

"damn!" Haku snapped his fingers. "I freakin lost!"

"woo hoo!" Midori threw her hands in the air. " I won again! who knew connect four was this easy?"

"Okay first of all!" Sasuke huffed. "That's not how you play the game! Secondly, all you guys did was that you just put the red and black chips in random places! and Lastly, that's not connect four! that's checkers!"

"well EXCUUUSE! me!" Haku flipped his hair aside.

"Aren't you supposed to be in your dorms?" Itachi interrupted.

"We don't like to go in our dorms!" Roxn sighed.

"Yeah, it's all lonely and stuff..." Naruto added.

"Maybe we should stay in our dorms for a just a weekend, you guys!" Midori suggested.

"...kay..." everyone shrugged.

"Good, now go!" Itachi kicked their asses out.

---at school---
"I don't wanna sleep alone!" Naruto whined. "I don't want to pay for rent!"

"It's free idiot!" Sasuke smacked him.

"Yeah...so..." Naruto replied slowly. "I found this kitten yesterday, and I brought it home with me and-"

"You don't have a house!" Midori interrupted.

"That's because I went to my GIRLFRIEND'S house!" Naruto protested. "Anyways, I brought it home with me and I told my mom-"

"You don't have a mom!" Everyone butted in.

"My girlfriend's mom is going to be my future mother-in-law!" Naruto explained. "I mean my girlfriend and I are getting married so why not start calling her 'mom' now?"

"So anyways, I told my GIRLFRIEND'S mother that I needed some food for the cat, then she told me to leave it outside and then I did and then I went outside to check on it and I found it on the road and then a car squashed it and I could see all it's guts and everything..." Naruto sighed.

"ew..." Everyone muttered.

"And I was like sooo freakin grossed out and I was like-"

"Enough!" Sasuke shouted

"Hey did I tell you guys about the dream I had?" Naruto jumped around.

"No, go on, tell us Naruto, I'm sure we'd much rather hear your anoyying voice than go to sleep..." Gaara muttered sarcastically.

"Okay!" Naruto said cheerfully.

"You just had to open your big mouth!" Midori pushed Gaara.

"It's because of you-"

"Haku interrupted Sakura. "Because of you! I never stray too far from the sidewalk!" Haku sang.

"DOMO!" Midori smacked Haku. "You want me to slap your head with my slipper?"

"no..." Haku squeaked.

"then shut up!" Midori rolled her eyes.

"Hey!" Naruto yelled. "I'M telling the story!"

"So I like, went to bed last last night, and I like, went to sleep, and I had this dream that my mom...was like making soup for breakfast and I was like 'dude! you like eat soup for like, breakfast?' and then I like woke up and I went downstairs... to get some breakfast and I was like..." Naruto paused.

"You were like?" Everyone leaned closer.

"I was like... at the wrong house..." Naruto continued.

"Okay losers!" Midori opened her dorm. "I'm going to sleep! see ya when I see ya!" Midori closed her door.

Then the door opened. "I'll see ya tomorrow!" Midori closed her door again.

"Night!" Roxn yawned and went inside.

"Bye loser!" Sasuke waved a good bye to his friends and glared at Naruto.

"Sweet dreams!" Tenten skipped away.

"Come on Jordan," Haku pulled his ear. "I guess you're sleeping on the floor tonight!"

"I have to get my beauty sleep!" Sakura yawned. "Nighty night!"

"hn..." Neji nodded at Gaara and left.

"Dude!" Naruto turned to Gaara. "I just found out something!"

"what?" Gaara said with less intrest.

"It's like...nighttime!" Naruto gasped.

"..." Gaara was speechless and walked away.

"Woah!" Naruto looked up. " I think i'm sleepy!"

"SHUT UP!" Everyone opened their doors. "GO TO SLEEP!" They all slammed their doors.

"fine!" Naruto stomped to his dorm.

---the next day---

"Today's a freakin Sunday, what the hell do we do?" Naruto yawned.

"Will you shut up?" Sasuke sneered. "It's seven in the morning! Why are you in my dorm anyways?"

"I don't know!" Naruto shrugged. "I woke up and there was nothing on TV, so I came hear and talked to you for two hours and watched you sleep."

"It was no wonder why I had that strange dream with you in it!" Sasuke shook his head.

"What happened?" Naruto bounced up and down on Sasuke's bed.

"You kept on talking to me and I got so angry I just woke up and answered back..." Sasuke groaned.

"That's like the boringest dream EVER!" Naruto snorted.

"No Naruto you are very wrong..." Sasuke shook his head. "It wasn't a dream... It was a NIGHTMARE!"

"Will you shut up and go to sleep?" Naruto groaned and pulled Sasuke's blanket over his head.

"Dammi!" Sasuke shook his head. "What the hell have I got myself into?"

"Get up, bitches!" Midori kicked open the door.

"Hi Midori-chan!" Naruto quickly got up.

"I played go fish with Deidara and the other teachers and they all lost and the bet was that if I won they would treat all of us to breakfast!" MIdori grinned widely.

"So put on some fresh underwear and get going chicken fuckers!" Midori kicked Sasuke off the bed.

"You want me to lick you or what?" Sasuke growled.

"When and where?" Midori played along.

"I meant that I wanted to kick your ass..." Sasuke cocked a brow. "Wait, what?" Sasuke looked confused.

"You said you wanted to lick me right?" Midori laughed.

"Just joking! Sasuke!" Midori laughed.

"just shut up and wait outside so I can get ready!" Sasuke pushed the two of them out.

"I'll tell the others!" Naruto walked to the dorms and opened every door (Idiot Brigade members only) and screamed at the top of his lungs.

"WAKE UP LOW LIFES!" Naruto screamed. "Time for breakfast!"

"This early?" Haku rubbed his eyes. "A person needs at least eight hours of sleep in order to wake up beautiful!"

"We're getting some breakfast, so quit complaining!" Sasuke came out with a towel in his hand and used it to take the water out of his hair.

"Did ya take a shower?" Naruto leaned on Sasuke, and sniffed him.

"um..." Sasuke took a step away from Naruto.

"You DID take a shower!" Naruto pointed acussingly at Sasuke.

"No duh!" Midori rolled her eyes. "That explains the wet hair! It dosen't need to take a genius to know that!"

"Are you guys ready for breakfast yet?" Deidara sighed. "Hurry up!"

"I have to use the bathroom!" Naruto whined.

"Improvise!" Midori smacked Naruto.

"How?" Naruto crossed his arms.

"Just go and pee in the bushes or something!" Neji groaned.

"Fine!" Naruto huffed and pulled his pants down to his knees.

"I don't wanna see your ugly little ass!" Midori looked away.

"I think everyone wants to see my ass!" Naruto smirked.

"I think I speak for everyone when I say we DON'T want to see your ass!" Sasuke sneered.

"Ahh!" Midori ran to Haku's side. "Sheild your eyes Haku!" Midori used her hands to cover Haku's eyes.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Haku struggled.

"NO!" Haku struggled with the Midori's fingers. "NO!.... NOOOO!..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Haku screamed like a girl.

"Kay, fine!" Midori let go of Haku. "You didn't need to scream, it's over already! Geez!"

"That's right!" Haku flipped his hair. "You can't touch this!" Haku said pointing at his ass.

"Who would?" Midori sassed Haku. "And by the way, I didn't touch THAT!" Midori added pointing at his ass.

"Are you looking at it?" Haku pointed cussingly at Midori.

"Ew, no!" Midori looked away.

"Nah, Just joking!" Haku laughed and slapped his knee.

"Hey, guys!" Itachi came with two girls walking behind him.

"Oh, EVERYBODY comes on a FREAKIN' sunday!" Sasuke groaned.

"Can we just go to get you guys some god damn breakfast?" Kakashi punched the wall.

"Can Itachi and the the two girls come too?" Midori asked.

"uh... sure..." Kakashi shrugged. "Deidara, we've decided that we should give you all the money to spend it on the kids..."

"OKAY!" Deidara jumped in the air.

"So, Itachi?" Sakura turned to the older version of the raven-haired hottie. "Who are they?" Sakura pointed at the girls.

"This is Nami and her little sister Dolly." Itachi introduced them.

"Nami and I are only here for a visit, then we're going back to the acadamy, and Dolly is going to school here tomorrow..."

"Hi I'm Dolly-"

"I shall dub thee: Dollypop, Our newest member of Idiot Brigade!" Midori stood on a rock.

"How long is this whole 'I dub thee' thing gonna take?" Deidara interrupted.

"about two hours!" Midori smirked. "..." Midori just stood there.

"I'm hungry, let's go!" Midori jumped of the rock and led the others to Naruto's favorite ramen shop.

"This is like, my FAVORITE shop!" Naruto jumped.

"Come along Ramen?" Sasuke cocked a brow. "I bet the food sucks as much as the store's name!"

"Nuh uh!" Naruto shook his head.

"Cute guy at twelve o clock!" Deidara whispered looking at the guy sitting on the table in the shop.

"But isn't it nine thirty?" Dolly asked.

"No, I meant in my direction he's at twelve o clock!" Deidara snapped.

"Oh no you didn't!" Nami defended her sister.

"Oh yes I DI-ID!" Deidara sassed back at her.

"Oh Hell no!" Nami grabbed a pole out of nowhere and hit Deidara on the head.

"I just wanted to date that guy over there!" Deidara cried.

"I can totally help you with that!" Roxn patted Deidara on the back.

"Okay!" Deidara got up and dusted himself
.
"I don't think that guy is into feminist stuff!" Roxn pointed out.

"What's wrong with feminism?" Deidara flipped his hair. "I mean, I can't help it if i'm this gorgeous!"

"... whatever..." Roxn shrugged. "Just wear this earpeice and I can listen to what the guy says and I can answer for you, just say what I say-"

"Say what I say!" Deidara repeated.

"Not now Deidara!" Roxn rolled her eyes.

"Not now Deidara!" Deidara rolled his eyes.

"I'll so totally tell Sasori you're cheating on him!" Roxn smirked.

"In your dreams!" Deidara snatched the earpeice and put it in his ear.

"Deidara, good luck!" Tenten cheered for him.

"Thanks!" Deidara gave her a thumbs up.

"Ew, you spit on my binder!" Tenten grabbed a napkin and rubbed it on her binder furiously.

"Consider yourself blessed!" Deidara snorted and walked (the sexy kind walk) to the guy on the table.

"Hi..." Deidara sat down next to him.

"hey man!" The guy waved to him.

"Ask him for his name!" Roxn said through the earpeice.

"What's you name?" Deidara asked.

"Hidan..." the guy said.

"Ask him a question!" Roxn squeeled.

"What's the most weirdest thing you ever done?" Deidara chuckled a little.

"The weirdest thing I've done, is date a man with a vagina-"

"NO MY FREAKIN WAY!" Roxn screamed.

"Ow!" Deidara rubbed his ear.

"Did you hear someone say NO my freaking way?" Hidan asked.

"um... no!" Deidara laughed nervously.

"Ask him if he would care if you had only one ball!" Roxn jumped around excitedly.

"hehehehe!" Deidara chuckled softly and shook his head.

"Go, Ask him!" Roxn jumped.

"Kay..." Deidara sighed. "Would you care if I only had one ball?"

"um..." Hidan paused. "I'm going to have to pass on that question.

"How bout' if I had no balls?" Deidara questioned Hidan again.

"To be truthful..." Hidan paused. "Yeah..."

"Oh come on! You dated a man with a freaking vagina!" Roxn gasped.

"Okay, so when do you cry?" Deidara asked.

"um... well actually, I cry when I watch Heaven's Tree..." Hidan blushed.

"Boo freakin' hoo! Cry me a river!" Roxn rolled her eyes.

"You know what?" Deidara stood up. "Your weird! I'm leaving!"

"So how did it go?" Midori bounced.

"It was so-"

RING

RING

RING

"Deidara!" Midori peeked into Deidara's bag. "I think it's you cell!"

"Hello?" Deidara answered his phone. "Yes... Yes... Are serious? I didn't know that! How come I wasn't invited to her baby shower? I was? What do you mean I said that party wasn't good enough for me? Her water broke? Get her to a freakin hospital! Can I talk to her? Hi! What are you gonna name the baby?" Deidara twirled his hair.

"huh?" Everyone leaned in on Deidara.

"What's he talking about?" Sasuke asked himself.

"Ew! That's a fugly (fugly means fucking ugly) name! What do you mean I'm not it's mother? Well, I'm still it's uncle aren't I? call him Deidara Anne! I'm only kidding geez! Hello? HELLO?" Deidara screamed and looked at his phone.

"What's going on?" Naruto asked.

"Who's giving birth?" Nami asked.

"No one's giving birth!" Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Didn't you hear him say baby?" Nami huffeed. "You can be such an idiot at the most hardest situations sometimes!"

"Well I'd never!" Naruto huffed and turned away.

"We have to go to the hospital!" Deidara rushed to his car. "Kurenai's having a freakin baby! Get in the freakin car!"

"Fine then!" Roxn huffed.

---at the hospital---

"OH MY HOLY LORD!!!" Kurenai shouted and sqeezed Kakashi's hand.

"Hey, watch it!" Kakashi grunted. "How am I supposed to teach the students with my hand like that?"

"I thought you read porn with that hand!" Deidara stated as he walked into the room.

"Ohmigosh!" Sakura gasped "is this like for real? Is Kurenai actually having a baby?"

"I think you should name it Keno..." Deidara smiled.

"Ew! that's a girls name!" Kakashi detested. "Name him Kakashi the second!"

"NO!" Deidara shook his head. "It would embarrass the baby, because you are an embarrassment to man-kind!"

"Speak for yourself! you're the one wearing make-up and eyeliner!" Kakashi rolled his eyes... I mean eye

"Well you read porn and you finger yourself!" Deidara huffed.

"LIES! HE'S LYING! THERE ALL LIES!" Kakashi screamed.

"It's true!" Deidara pointed at Kakashi. "And also, your breath stinks..." Deidara added.

"You bastard! I'll kill you!" Kakashi lunged at Deidara.

"I still... don't know what to name our baby boy, Kakashi!" Kurenai sighed.

"Keno!" Deidara pushed Kakashi away.

"No, Kakashi!" Kakashi threw himself on Deidara and they began to roll.

"KENO!"

"KAKASHI!"
"Get the hell out of here!" Kurenai pointed at the door.

"But we didn't even do anything!" Naruto whined.

"I didn't mean you guys, Naruto" Kurenai smiled. "I meant them!" Kurenai threw a dirty glare at Deidara and Kakashi.

"Fine!" Deidara pleaded. "We'll stop fighting!"

"Yeah! don't make us leave!" Kakashi agreed.

"LEAVE!" Kurenai kicked them out.

"Why didn't you kick us out?" Nami asked.

"I need to hold someone's hand-"

"I gotta go and pee!" Naruto walked away.

"I'll acompany him!" Tenten walked with Naruto

"I'll get us a drink!" Nami lied and walked out of th room..

"I have to go and find a lolly pop!" Dolly sped away.

" My leg's asleep!" Roxn pretended her leg was numb. "Better go walk it out!"

"My eyes!" neji faked it and ran away

"I'm leaving..." Gaara left.

"I... I'm just... yeah..." Sasuke got up and left

"I have to work on the thing..." Itachi pointed at the door and ran after Sasuke.

"Oh my god!" Haku gasped."Heat stroke heat stroke!"

"It's an air conditioned room..." Kurenai sweat dropped.
"..." Haku paused. "Oh my God!" Haku gasped. "Cold stroke cold stroke!" Haku crawled towards the door.

"I'll go and help him get to the docter!" Midori replied quickly. "Bye Kurenai!" Midori closed the door.

"oh, and Kurenai..." Midori opened the door. "I think you should name it Shin!"

"Okay..." Kurenai nodded slowly.

"Okay now, Bye! for real this time!" Midori said cheerfully and closed the door.

"..." Kurenai paused. "Then who's hand am I going to hold?"

---meanwhile---

"See! Deidara!" Kakashi pushed him. "Looked what you did!"

"Everything was fine, until YOU started it!" Deidara huffed.

"You bastard you know what?" Kakashi began.

"lalalalalalalalalalalalala I can't hear you LALALALALALALALA!" Deidara ignored Kakashi.

"LALALALALA YOU STUPID LALALALALA!" Kakashi plugged his ears with his fingers.

'what's going on?' Midori thought as she stared at Kakashi and Deidara fighting.

"LALALALA!" Deidara continued.

"LALALALA!" Kakashi also continued.

"Hey hey"! Midori walked in between them ."HEY!"

"..." Kakashi and Deidara stopped.

"Kurenai is about to bring a child to this world!" Midori lectured them.

"I know that but Deidara dosen't!" Kakashi snorted.

"Oh hell no-"

"Shut up!" Midori grabbed their hands and led them to a janitor's closet.

"I don't want you two to fight anymore!" Midori sighed and closed the door.

"Well Kakashi was being a-"

"No you were!" Kakashi interrupted Deidara.

"Can you guys just shut up!" Midori screamed.

"Yeah, Kakashi!" Deidara crossed his arms and looked away.

"Shin is about to be born!" Midori exclaimed.

"Who's Shin?" Deidara asked.

"The baby..." Midori rolled her eyes.

"Since when did you decide the name?" Kakashi's eyes widened.

"Well at least it's better than the peice of shit you were going to name the baby!" Deidara huffed.

Kakashi eyed Deidara "What did you say you fuc-"

"Why can't I name the freakin baby!" Deidara protested. "At least you get to be his freakin father!"

"..." Kakashi couldn't think of anything to say.

"I mean there's mother's day, there's father's day!" Deidara paused. "There's no... no... There's no lesbian and gay lovers day!"

"Pft! Everyday's lesbian and gay lovers day!" Kakashi snorted.

"Will you two stop! I don't like my VOICE LIKE THIS!" Midori pointed at her mouth.

"Say sorry!" Midori eyed the two.

"sorry..." Kakashi apologize.

"I'm sorry too..." Deidara huffed.

"Good..." Midori nodded her head. "Now I don't want to do this again!"

"uh..." Midori tried to open the door."open!" Midori whispered to herself as she struggled with the door.

"um..." Midori turned around quickly. "You guys wanna hear something ironic?"

"oh my god!" Kakashi put his head down on a bucket.

"It's okay!" Midori patted his head.

"What choo' doing?" Kakashi looked up. "I was only sleeping!"

"oh..." Midori sighed "I feel sad now..."

"Same here..." Deidara groaned and leaned on the wall.

---twenty minutes later---

"Hey look you guys!" Midori jumped up and down. "I found a jumpsuit that says: Sai!"

"oh my god!" Deidara groaned.

"I'm Sai: the janitor! I'm Sai: the janitor who works in the hospital!" Midori jumped.

"Help us!!!" Kakashi and Deidara banged on the door.

"Sai to the rescue!" Midori jumped higher.

---ten minutes later---

"Okay, so all we have to do is crawl through the air vents, right?" Kakashi was unsure of himself.

"Okay, Midori, you go first!" Deidara pushed her up. "you wanna be the hero right?"

"OKAY! Midori jumped.

"Get into the vents!" Kakashi shouted from below.

"What do you see?" Deidara asked.

"Midori reports says that I see: the dark..." Midori said to Kakashi and Deidara.

"what are you doing here?" said a mysterious voice.

"who? what?" Kakashi turned around.

"Why are youhere?" the janitor asked.

"The door's open!" Deidara cheered.

"YES!" Kakashi jumped.

"You left your legs!" the janitor called out.

"Can you help me down!" Midori called to the janitor.

"Great! another mess I have to clean!" the janitor groaned.

---at the birthing room---

"PUSH!" Sakura squealed. "You can do it, Kurenai!"

"AGHHHHHHHH!!!" Kurenai squeezed Naruto's hand.

"I eat ramen with that hand!" Naruto cried.

"breath breath!" the docter instructed Kurenai.

"hee hee hoo hee hee hoo!" Kurenai breathed.

"We will we will rock you!" Haku sang.

"Not helping!" Kurenai grinded her teeth.

"sorry..." Haku whispered.

"Ohmigosh! The baby's head is coming out!" Neji squealed.

"..." Everyone sweatdropped.

"Ehem! uh... I-I mean... The baby's head is coming out..." Neji pretended not to care and shrugged it off.

"Let me see!" Dolly went to the front. "EWWWWWW!" Dolly pretended to puke.

"What? What?" Roxn went to the front. "My brain's swelling!"

"It couldn't be that gross!" Sasuke went to look. "Oh my sweet virginity!" Sasuke sheilded his eyes.

"Why don't I take a look!" Haku suggested and walked to see. "I think I'm bleeding inside!" Haku gasped and collasped.

"You guys are such a wuss!" Naruto snorted.

"If their such a wuss, then why don't you go and see for yourself?" Nami smirked.

"No way!" Naruto shook his head.

"WUSS! WUSS! WUSS!" Nami teased.

"I'm not a wuss..." Naruto began to cry.

"Says the the wuss who's afraid to look at a baby's head come out of his teacher's vagina!" Nami laughed.

"FINE!" Naruto stomped to the front. "I can handle it!"

"yeah, sure!" Everyone nodded sarcastically.

"WOAH!" Naruto took a step back. "I mean... This is nothing! I can handle it!" Naruto's eyes twitched.

"Almost there Kurenai!" Kakashi said eagerly. "Keep pushing!"

"AGHHHHHHHH!!!" Kurenai screamed.

"He's here!" the docter carried it to Kurenai.

"Looks like Naruto proved everyone wrong!" Nami was surprised.

"See!" Naruto squeaked. "No big deal!"

"Naruto! ohmigosh!" Dolly looked closely in his eyes. "Your eyes a bleeding!"

"Oh my god! It BURNS!!!!!" Naruto rubbed his eyes.

"So what are you gonna name the baby?" Midori waked in.

"Where were you?" Haku huffed. "You like missed out on... EVERYTHING!"

"I was watching from the vents!" Midori shrugged.

"Why were crawling around in the vents?" Haku questioned her.

"Long story..." Midori sighed.

"So getting back to the question!" Midori hopped to Kurenai, Kakashi, and Deidara. "Whatcha gonna name him?"

"I don't know..." Kurenai panted.

"Let's name him Sai!" Deidara grinned.

"Yeah!" Kakashi nodded in agreement.

"I like that!" Kurenai smiled. "How'd you guys come up with that?"

"Well he did rescue us from the closet!" Kakashi laughed.

"Okay everyone..." Kurenai smiled. "I want you all to meet Sai..."

"Wow!" Everyone whispered.

"I know!" Midori grinned. "He looks just like him!"

---at the house---

"This is so amazing!" Nami whispered as she stared at Sai along with the others.

"Yeah!" Dolly took out a lollypop. "You want some?" Dolly offered the baby.

"He's not supposed to eat candy!" Nami rolled her eyes.

"I wish to have a baby like that someday..." Itachi held Nami's hand.

"ooooooooo!" Everyone cooed.

"Oh SHUT UP!" Nami muttered to them.

"oh look! he's opening his eyes!" Dolly squealed.

"oh look he's closing his eyes!" Dolly pointed at Sai.

"Sai, SAI?" Naruto called the baby's name. "I'm getting nothin' from this guy!" Naruto shook his head. "Saaaaiiiii?" Naruto repeated. "I don't think that's his name!"

"He's yawning!" Sakura and Tenten squealed. "Soooooo CUUUTE!!!"

"..." They waited.

"He dosen't really do much does he?" Jordan popped out of nowhere.

"Where'd YOU come from?" everyone scooted a few inches away.

"I was in the back and stayed quiet!" Jordan replied casually.

"Why?" Naruto asked.

"because Haku told me to shut up..." Jordan shrugged.

"So uh... back to Planet: Earth!" Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Cute baby!" Jordan huddled to the baby's crib.

"..." Everyone stared at the baby.

"he... dosen't do much does he?" Jordan said again.

"That's pretty much it!" Nami shrugged. "That's all baby's do..."

"uh... yeah!" Roxn whispered.

"..." Everyone waited.

"You guys wanna order some pizza?" Roxn asked.

"Yeah." Sasuke shrugged.

"I'd like some too!" Everyone pulled away from the crib.

"Bye Shin!" Midori waved a goodbye to Sai and closed the door.

"IT'S SAI!" Everyone corrected her.

A/N: This was my seventh chapter, sorry katanna! I know you wanted to be a witch, but this is a normal world where people don't know a shit about chakra and jutsus so please don't get angry at me! It's just that their are lots of characters, and now Gaara isn't talking anymore! T______T ( I made you act all mean to Naruto at least!) Dolly thought I made her act stupid (yet adorable!) I'm guessing it's gonna take time for me to plan everything out in my next chapter! Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter!