Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto & the Idiot Brigade ❯ The Talent Show ( Chapter 14 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Not much has changed since the idiot brigade got back together. Haku is still seemingly gay. Neji's hair is still long. Naruto is as irritating as ever and Gai's a little blue.

No, not literally. Gai IS blue. He was so hungry he ate Kurenai's cooking and now his face is blue. But on the plus side, There's a talent show! But there will have to be auditions. Lame right? Well, not to the idiot brigade. Winning first place means everything to them. Well... at least to Midori.

"We are going to win this thing!" Midori shouted at the members of the idiot brigade. It was a Sunday morning at six-thirty and they were at Midori's dorm room. Neji and Sasuke were playing video games on a tv by her computer table, Dolly and Tenten were playing DDR they plugged into the big screen tv, (It's the school's Big screen tv.) Roxn and Gaara were arm wrestling, Sakura and Haku were looking at their selves in the mirror, and Naruto was eating ramen and farting.

"Midori," Neji spoke up keeping his eyes on the TV screen still playing the game with Sasuke. "It's only the auditions..."

"We'll pass the auditions, THEN win this thing!" Midori was still determined. She searched for something in her pocket and took out a quarter. "We need a plan to win..." Midori mumbled and held the quarter against her ear so she's able to think clearly.

"Excuse me!" Naruto looked up from his ramen. "Sticking quarters in your ear is gang related! I think you should stop now!"
"So what?" Midori scoffed. "You stick quarters up your nose!"

"EWWWW!" Everyone stopped what they were doing to glance disgustedly at Naruto.

"My new record is five quarters!" Naruto grinned intensely.

"That's even more gross!" Sasuke pretended to barf and ran to the bathroom.

"What's up with him?" Dolly cocked a brow and stared at the bathroom door. A flushing sound was heard. Then the sound of running water. Sasuke came out and sighed in relief. "Ahhh..." He walked out of the bathroom and plopped on the couch next to Neji.

"Ew!" Neji got off the couch the moment Sasuke sat down and scurried away behind Dolly for protection.

"What?" Sasuke put on a confused face and eyed Neji with a questioned look.

"You idiot..." Midori rolled her eyes and put her right hand to her face and looked down.

"What?" Sasuke looked at Midori.

"Stupid..." Tenten mumbled.

"W-what?" Sasuke repeated a little louder.

"Wierdo..." Sakura huffed.

"What!?" Sasuke's eyes widened. They were toturing him so badly. If Sasuke was a girl, he would've screamed in a very high-pitched voice, but luckily, he's too hot to be a girl.

"Dumb ass..." Roxn continued.

"WHAT?!" Sasuke was now very horrified."Why are you teasing me!!!!!"
"You idiot!" Midori snorted. "You're naked! You just came out of the bathroom with nothing on!"

"..." Sasuke stopped to think for a bit. "So... that explains the uncomfortable breeze!"

"Put some clothes on!" Dolly threw him a bunch of clothes she found lying on the bathroom floor.

"fine, fine!" Sasuke huffed and snatched the clothes. "It's not like you've never been naked before!" He went in the bathroom to put his clothes on.

"School starts soon..." Sakura exclaimed. "In about an hour and thirty minutes..."

"I'm ready!" Midori said cheerfully. "Are you guys ready?"

"Why are you so happy?" Haku cocked a brow.

"I have home ec. next and I can make breakfast there!" Midori grinned.

"So do I!" Roxn snorted.

"Hello?" Neji rolled his eyes. "We all do! We have the same periods!"

"Let's go to school, everyone!" Dolly jumped up and dusted her skirt.

Everyone walked out of Midori's dorm room and walked to their home room periods. Leaving a certain 'someone' behind.

"Hey guys, I'm... done..." Sasuke slowed down when he noticed that nobody was in the room. "Hello?... HELLO?"

---Home ec---

Midori sat on one counter table with Haku, Naruto sat alone (probably waiting for Sasuke) on the counter table in the front of the room, Neji and Dolly were sitting at the counter table behind Naruto in the second row, Gaara and Roxn sat next to Neji and Dolly, Sakura and Tenten sat next to Midori and Haku in the third row, and Kiba sat on the ground... doggy style.

"HAHAHA!" Naruto laughed as he threw pieces of broccoli on Neji's hair.

"Hey!" Neji tried desperately to dodge the green pieces of vegetables.

"Naruto! Midori glared at Naruto angrily.

"HAHA!" Naruto ignored her.

"NARUTO!" Midori walked to the front of Naruto with a batch of flour dough in her hand. "You idiot!" She smacked Naruto with the thick batch of dough. "oof!" Naruto's head spun and he fell to the ground. "My nuts!!!" Naruto screamed and clutched his 'nuts'. "They're squashed!"

"ooooooo!" Everyone cooed and stared at Midori. Fits of whispers were heard among the students in the class.

"My nuts!" Naruto cried as he sat up and looked at the broken nutshell in his hand. "The macadamia nuts never even had a chance..." he squeaked.

"I wanted to see some 'nutty' love!" Kiba groaned.

"You are really sick!" Haku pointed accusingly at Kiba.

"What the hell is 'nutty' love anyways?!" Tenten glared disgustedly at Kiba. Haku eyed Kiba, Hinata looked at Naruto, Sakura looked in the mirror, Midori looked at her feet, and Sasuke looked at Kurenei's meatloaf.

"Well... you see..." Kiba started nervously. "I... have to demonstrate it..."

"Demonstrate it, then!" Sakura rolled her eyes.

Kiba protested. "I don't have anyone-"

"Use Akamaru!" Haku suggested and picked up Akamaru and shoved him in front of Kiba's face.

Kiba started to sweat heavily "I don't think I should-"

"DO IT!" Everyone shouted.

"Hey!" Shizune walked in. "What is going on?"

"Kiba's demonstrating 'nutty' sex!" Dolly was the first to reply.

"Kiba," Shizune turned her head to Kiba. "If you wanna demonstrate sex, demonstrate it in Deidara's class, not mine!"

"yes mam..." Kiba nodded his head frightfully. "Understood."

"So is everyone ready to make egg rolls?" Shizune grinned widely.

"YAY!!!" Everyone did the wave.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" Sasuke walked in.

"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto waved a hand at him and patted a hand on a seat next to him. "I saved a seat for you!"

"Sasuke!" Midori looked up. "You were in the bathroom this whole time?"

"Yeah..." Sasuke nodded. "You guys left me all alone!"

"But look!" Roxn shoved a platter of food in his face. "We made egg rolls!"

"I want!" Haku reached for the plate but Gaara slapped Haku's hand from reaching the egg rolls. "Ow!" Haku rubbed his hand

"This is for everyone!" Gaara snatched the platter away. "This isn't just for you!"

"So then let's hurry and eat before the bell rings!" Sakura grabbed a handful of egg rolls. "Let's dig in!"

"Stop being such a pig, Sakura!" Ino walked by and snorted.

"Your one to talk, Ino pig!" Sakura threw her a dirty glare.

"Ha!" Midori laughed. "Ino pig! that's classic!"

"Shut up!" Ino stammered.

"Why don't you, fat pig!" Haku snorted and ate the egg roll that was in his hand.

"Oh, what do you know!" Ino rolled her eyes. "Your gay!"

Everyone gasped and backed away from Ino as if she had done something evil. Their eyes widened as they kept on gaping at Ino then their gaze shifted to Haku. "On no she didn't!" Haku twitched.

"Oh god!" Midori backed away from Haku.

"I know!" Sasuke gasped. "Haku's chin just twitched!"

"But I... I wasn't talking about that..." Midori put on a confused face.

"oh..." Sasuke paused.

"You bitch!" Haku screamed and lunged at Ino. "I'm gonna rip that wig off your bald head you bitch!" Haku pulled at Ino hair.

"Don't!" Ino clung onto her hair. "My hair was very expensive!"

"CLASS!" A voice boomed into the home ec. lab. "I could hear you from my office!"

"Quick everybody! settle down!" A student whispered only for the students to hear. "The principal slut-I mean principal Tsunade's here!"

"Hi people!" Jiraiya walked in followed by Orochimaru. "You have to make a scene wherever you go don't you?" Orochimaru rolled his eyes at Jiraiya.

"All I just said was 'hi people'!" Jiraiya made a good point.

There was a quick pause. "You said it quite loud though..." Orochimaru coughed.

"Shut it!" Tsunade signaled for Orochimaru and Jiraiya to stay quiet. "What are you guys doing here in the first place?"

"We are your disciples!" Jiraiya beamed.

"by disciples he means people..." Orochimaru coughed.

"Weirdos..." Tsunade scoffed and turned to the students. "I have news... and it's painful for me to say this... but... I'm just gonna say this in the most unhurtful way I can... Screw the auditions. Let's get on with the freaking show..."

"Is that all you have to say?" Midori looked up unintrested.

"yeah." Tsunade's eyes dulled.

"Allright then." Midori yawned.

RIIING!

The students left the classroom to go to the feild's stage. Apparantly, Tsunade forced them to go.

"Principal Tsunade!" Dolly whined. "Why are we here?"

"Personally, I have no clue..." Tsunade replied dryly and yawned.

"Can we go then?" A student suggested.

"NO!" Tsunade snapped.

"Yes mam!" The student sat back down trying to hide the death glare Tsunade was giving off.

"I'm just gonna choose random people..." Jiraiya suggested. "You know, for the talent show..."

"You do what you have to do..." Tsunade waved a hand lazily and yawned.

"Who's gay here?" Jiraiya looked around. No one raised a hand but Jiraiya knew that Tsunade would start getting pissed off again so he chose the gayest person in the school. "Well! It looks like we have us our first contestant!" he eyed Haku. "You there." Jiraya pointed at Haku. "Gay boy. Come up here!"

"Who him?" Haku pointed questionly at Neji. "Neji. you're up!"

"Get up here, Matsumoto!" Orochimaru hissed at Haku.

"You ain't got nothin on me!" Haku pouted and crossed his arms and turned away.

"Get up here now!" Tsunade slammed her fist on the wall.

"Okay! Okay!" Haku huffed. "You didn't need to get slutty on me!" he muttered.

"What will you do to entertain us?" Jiraiya gave Haku a microphone.

"You tell me!" Haku rolled his eyes. "I was forced against my will to go up on this stage!"

"Haku will sing!" Midori shouted.

"Haku will now sing!" Jiraiya grinned widely. "But first, he must give his drug-free message!"

"um..." Haku froze. "Staying drug free is the way to be!" He blurted.

"That was excellent!" Jiraiya grinned. "It was short and it got straight to the point!"
"Woo hoo, HAAAAAKUUUU!!!!!!!" The Idiot Brigade cheered. "You the wo-man!"

"Hey!" Haku looked offended.

"Come on Haku!" Midori cheered. "Do it for your mother!"

"But I hate my step mom!" Haku huffed. "She's a total bitch! Everyone hates her!"

"Sing for all the cows!" Sasuke screamed at the top of his lungs. "Remember Haku, Cows have udders! and udders are your friends!"

"Sasuke! stop it!" Sakura smacked him.

"Haku's stepmom is an evil cow right?" Sasuke cocked a brow.

"That's what everyone calls her because everyone hates her!" Sakura rolled her eyes.

"Haku will now sing!" Tsunade's voice boomed in everyone's ears and then everyone setteled down.

"um... music!" Haku stuttered.

"Start the music!" Jiraiya flashed a signal to Orochimaru. Orochimaru replied with a 'gotcha!' and pushed the button.

"Day after day I must face a world of strangers..." Haku sang in a beautiful voice that was of an angel's. It was high pitched like a girls' yet it was a man's voice.

"wow..." Everyone breathed. "his voice is so beautiful..."

"Where I don't belong..." Haku continued singing. "I'm not that strong..." Haku finished his preformance and ended with a beautiful 'oooooo'

"Oh my God!" Jiraiya gasped. "That was amazing!" Jiraiya wrote something down on a peice of paper and then the spotlight moved on to the next judge.

Orochimaru also wrote something down on his peice of paper and looked up at Haku. "I am speechless!" he wiped a single tear that formed in his eye. "It was the voice of an angel from heaven!"

"I thought you said you were speechless?" Naruto spoke up.

"oh what do you know?" Ororchimaru hissed. "You have an eating disorder!" The spotlight then moved to the last judge.

"oh my!" Tsunade wiped a tear that fell upon her cheek. "That was simply wonderful a five star preformance! well done! great job! amazing vocals, Haku! I loved it!" Tsunade complimented him. "It took my breath away!"

"Thank you..." Haku wasn't used to so much affection so he nodded his head.

"Come on, Haku!" Tenten laughed. "Say it like you mean it! embrace the fame!"

"Thank you people!" Haku blew air kisses to almost everyone. "I LOVE YOU ALL! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!"

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< br> "Haku!" Midori rolled her eyes. "First of all, it's eleven twenty-seven! It's not night time yet! and secondly, we're not in New York!"

"I know!" Haku squealed. "It's just one of the things I wanted to say before I die!" Haku took out a sheet of paper and a pen and checked something off. "Now I can check it off of my 'things to do before I die' list!"

"Our next contestant (or contestants) are!" Jiraiya scanned the students. "Hinata and Neji Hyuuga!"

"What?!" Neji was shocked.

"W-what?!" Hinata was surprised. Everyone knows that she'll just faint! But now is the time for Hinata to expose her beautiful voice. 'now Naruto will notice me...' Hinata thought and ran up to the stage as Neji reluctantly dragged himself to the stage.

"Now," Orochimaru smirked as both Hyuugas were on stage. "What will you sing?"

'oh no!" Neji thought. 'We didn't even choose a song!'

"This is love by Utada Hikaru!" Hinata blurted out.

"wow!" Everyone gasped. Midori looked concerned. "Hinata, that's a really hard song to sing! Are you sure you and Neji are able to sing that song?"

"Y-yes!" Hinata stuttered.

"um Midori?" Gaara whispered to Midori. "Do you think Hinata will stutter while she sings?"

"Who knows Gaara? who knows?" Midori replied casually.

While the students were whispering among each other, Neji and Hinata had a conference. Probably about which part they were going to sing. "Okay..." Neji spoke up. "We're-"

"Ready." Hinata spoke boldly.

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"Start the music, Oro!" Jiraiya signaled to Orochimaru.

"Don't call me that!" Orochimaru snapped and punched the play button.

"Yokisenu ai ni jiyuu ubawaretai ne Oh! hitome de wakatta no Tsumetai kotoba to atatakai kisu ageru yo" Hinata sang beautifully.

"This is love, this is love..." Neji and Hinata sang together. They each had beautiful singing voices. And all this time Neji kept this secret from his friends! and Hinata kept this secret from everyone!

"wow!" Everyone mouthed out.

"woah!" Roxn gasped. "Neji's voice sounds hot too!"

"This is love, this is love..." Neji and Hinata sang and their preformance finished off with the words 'this is love'. After their preformance everyone cheered and clapped for Neji and Hinata (mostly Neji) and everyone jumped. Their preformance got the crowd going!

"You go Hyuuga!" several stdents cheered.

"Woo hoo Neji! woo hoo HINATA!" Naruto danced around like crazy and with that Hinata fainted on stage.

"Oh my god!" Jiraiya gasped. "That was amazing!" Jiraiya wrote something down on the paper in front of him.

"Wow!" Orochimaru grinned. "That was just beautiful! In a scale of one to ten, I give your preformance an eleven!"

"yee!" Neji felt like jumping. 'eleven! ELEVEN! that's more than two hands!' Neji thought.

"That was great!" Tsunade smiled warmly. "You two did a great job-"

"Story of my life!" Jiraiya snorted.

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Tsunade glared at Jiraiya and Jiraiya laughed nervously. "Continue..."

"Anyways!" Tsunade took a quick but evil glance at Jiraiya and turned back to the two Hyuugas. "You two are wonderful singers!"
"Thank you!" Neji squealed and dragged Hinata off the stage.

"That was amazing, Neji!" Dolly complimented him. "Who knew you could sing?"

"I didn't!" Gaara blurted.

"On to our next contestant!" Jiraiya said arrogantly. "Naruto Uzumaki! Get up on here, Naruto!"

"Okay!" Naruto made his way to the stage.

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< br> "um... Naruto!" Tsunade called out to him. "The stage is THIS way!"

"huh?" Naruto turned around. "oh..." he shrugged it off and ran to the stage.

"What will you sing?" Orochimaru asked dryly.

"Ramen is my love! Ramen is all I need! I will someday marry ramen and make ramen babies and in the end I, Naruto Uzumaki will eat my ramen babies!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto sang.

"Naruto, shut up." Tsunade marked a big 'X' by Naruto's name (on her paper). "Sit your ass down!"

"Yes mam!" Naruto scurried to his seat.

"Okay..." Tsunade sighed. "next contestant..."

"uh okay..." Jiraiya yawned. "Tenten..."

"What?!" Tenten gasped. "But! I can't! I just can't!"

"Come on Tenten!" the Idiot Brigade members gave her a push to the stage.

"What'll be your song?" Orochimaru got ready by the 'special' play button.

"I don't know." Tenten shrugged.

"All right then, Devil Inside it is!" Orochimaru pushed the play button.

Tenten protested "But I can't-"

"Just sing, woman!" the Idiot Brigade shouted.

"Everybody wants me to be their angel..." Tenten sang. It was good, but not Neji, Hinata, Haku kind good. "Everybody wants something they can cradle oh! The don't know I burn! They don't know I burn! They don't know I burn! They don't know I burn! Maybe there's a devil (or something like it) inside!" Tenten continued to sing. You know how it goes. Tenten sings the judges judge and yeah.

"oh my God!" Jiraiya gasped. "That was amazing!"

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Tsunade scoffed at Jiraiya's comment "You said that to the Hyuugas and Haku already! Get some new material why don't you?"

"Nah!" Jiraiya pouted and looked the other way.

"I have no comment on your voice..." Orochimaru just wrote something down on the paper.

"You have good potential!" Tsunade nodded her head and wrote something down on her paper. "Now we will count up the scores and determine our winners!" Tsunade looked at her paper then started to whisper with the other two judges. Who do you think will win? I bet you're curious, but while Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru decide who wins, here's a short story:

Short Story

killing diva: Haku's going to win!!! GO HAAAKUUUUU!!!!!!!

Kai Chan: NUUUU! Neji and Hinata are going to win! Hyuuga powers! Activate!

AkariUreshii: Quit being idiots! Everyone knows Sasuke will win!

killing diva & Kai Chan: but Sasuke wasn't in the talent show!

AkariUreshii: But if Sasuke WAS in the talent show, he would win hands down!

katanna-uchiha: Haku's gonna win!

killing diva: That's a point for me! None for Kai Chan!

Kai Chan: NOOOOOO!!! *falls on the ground dramatically*

janalyn s: Hinata and Neji are gonna win! Haku's too gay!

Kai Chan: YAY! point for me too! WOO HOO! Hyuuga! Hyuuga!

Serenity4ever: I think they won't pick a winner for the talent show.

katanna-uchiha: But there has to be a winner! Unless... *looks suspiciously at killing diva* YOU! you hypnotized Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru into picking Haku to be the winner!

Everyone: What?

killing diva: Why would I do something so stupid!

katanna-uchiha: stupid enough... TO WORK?!

janalyn s: but Midori didn't put her as one of the charectars!

katanna-uchiha: That's what she WANTS you to think! When actually she's been behind why Chouji's fat!

Kai Chan: What does that have anything to do with the talent show?

katanna-uchiha: I'm not sure, but killing diva has slowly squirmed her way into Midori's story somehow and she took poor Oro and pretended to be him to manipulate Tsunade and Jiraiya into choosing Haku!

killing diva: This is so stupid!

Serenity4ever: There is only one way to settle this! *whistles for Midori*

Midori: Yes people?

Everyone: Midori!
Midori: What? I'm busy writing this story and if you won't let me continue then you won't know who wins!

katanna-uchiha: but killing diva squirmed into your story and snake-napped poor Orochimaru! Then she disguised as Orochimaru and manipulated Jiraiya and Tsunade into voting for Haku!

Midori: No she didn't...

katanna-uchiha: See you guys! *stands next to killing diva* see what happens when you accuse killing diva for kidnapping Orochimaru and stuff!

Kai Chan: *rolls eyes* Whatever already!

Midori: I'm just gonna go... *walks away* bye everyone!

Everyone: Bye Midori!

AkariUreshii: Oh my God!

Eveyrone: What?

AkariUreshii: In Midori's story, she wrote that Haku's stepmom's nickname was 'Evil cow' what if Haku's stepmom was Haku's REAL mom! Haku would be half cow!
Serenity4ever: Half EVIL cow!

Kai Chan: oh my God! Haku would have an udder!

killing diva: Cool! And he would talk in 'moo' languge! and he would say stuff like 'Shut the MOO up!' and 'What the MOO are you doing?' and 'Oh my God! She is starting to act like a total MOO!'

janalyn s: That would be sooo funny!

katanna-uchiha: I just thought of something! What if Haku's says stuff like 'That's so udder' or 'Phil of the Udder' or 'Final Fantasy VII Advent Udder' (Sorry to all the FFVII AC fans!) or 'The Udder life of Zack & Cody' or maybe even 'Hannah Mon-udder!'

Everyone: *falls on floor and laughs*

janalyn s: I think we should get back to the REAL story and see who wins the talent show!

katanna-uchiha: I agree! Let's get our read on!
Everyone: Whatever...

Back to story:

Tsunade and Jiraiya and Orochimaru were whispering about the preformances total and their decisions were FINAL. Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru all chose the same person.

"Allright people!" Tsunade got everyone's attention. "Konohagakure middle school's talent show winner is..."

Everyone perked their ears and Haku crossed his fingers.

"Konohagakure middle school's talent show winner is..." Tsunade repeated. "SHINO ABURAME!"

"What?!" Everyone was in shock. "He wasn't even in the talent show!"

"Wow..." Shino stood up. "I've never won anything before..."

"b-but!" Haku stammered. "You guys said that I had the voice of an angel's!"

"But didn't you hear the crickets chirping?" Jiraiya wiggled his eyebrows. "It was like a cricket musical!"

"But what if Shino wasn't doing the cricket thing?" Naruto scoffed.

"Do you know any OTHER bug freak?" Jiraiya smirked.

There was a frightning silence. Then Naruto replied shaking his head. "no."

"Then in the name of youth," Gai arose from his seat. "I declare Shino Aburame the most youthful-I mean the talent show winner!"

"Thank you, Thank you!" Shino walked up to the stage and blew kisses out to everyone. Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru shouted. "Encore! Encore!"

"Allright!" Shino grinned widely and cracked his fingers.

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"YEAH!" Jiraiya clapped loudly. Tsunade wiped a tear from her eye. "That was beautiful... a heartbreaking song!"

"What song?" Sasuke scoffed. "It's just crickets chirping!"

"Screw this!" Midori waved them off and went outside. "This whole school is insane!"

"Tell me about it!" Dolly caught up with her. Then Dolly was followed by Neji. "Are we the only sane people here?" Neji asked.

"Could be, Neji..." Sasuke ran to them. And soon the Idiot Brigade were walking down the dark, dark halls of Konohagakure middle.

"Have you guys seen the inside of my house yet?" Haku asked.

"hmmm..." They thought. "Nope."

"Come to thnk of it..." Midori rubbed her chin. "We haven't seen the outside of your house either!"

"Then it's settled!" Haku skipped away cheerfully. "You guys are coming to my house on Friday!"

EXTRAS!!!:

Haku’s song: I won’t last a day without you

Day after day I must face a world of strangers Where I don't belong I'm not that strong It's nice to know that there's someone I can turn to Who will always care You're always there When there's no getting over that rainbow When my smallest of dreams won't come true I can take all the madness the world has to give But I won't last a day without you So many times when the city seems to be Without a friendly face A lonely place It's nice know that you'll be there if I need you And you'll always smile It's all worthwhile When there's no getting over that rainbow When my smallest of dreams won't come true I can take all the madness the world has to give But I won't last a day without you
Touch me and I end up singing Troubles seems to up and disappear You touch me with the love you're bringing I can't really lose when you're near (when you're near) When you're near, my love If all my friends Have forgotten half their promises They're not unkind Just hard to find One look at you I know that I could learn to live Without the rest I found the best
When there's no getting over that rainbow When my smallest of dreams won't come true I can take all the madness the world has to give But I won't last a day without you
When there's no getting over that rainbow When my smallest of dreams won't come true I can take all the madness the world has to give But I won't last a day without you I won't last a day without you


Hinata & Neji’s song: This is Love
Yokisenu ai ni jiyuu ubawaretai ne
Oh hitome de wakatta no
Tsumetai kotoba to atatakai kisu ageru yo
This is love, this is love
Yoru to asa no hazama furueru te de
Dejikame sasaete toraeru hito
Ushiro kara sotto dakitsuku hito
Nanika iitai kedo
Tsugi no shunkan mou asa na no
Hageshii ame mo fui ni mebaeru ai mo
Oh fuan to yasuragi no
Tsumetai makura to atatakai beddo ni naru yo
This is love, this is love
This is love, this is love
Yume to yume no aida obieta me de
Dejikame nozoite samayou hito
Watashi kara sotto daite mita no
Totemo ienai kedo
Moshikashitara kore wa ai kamo
Hageshii ame ni nariyamanai idenshi
Oh sakasete agetai no
Unmei to hana o atedonai souru no hana o
This is love, this is love
This is love, this is love
Mou sunda koto to kimetsukete sonshita koto
Anata ni mo arimasen ka
Tozasareteta tobira akeru jumon
Oh kondo koso anata ni kikoeru to ii na
Warui yokan ga suru to wakuwaku shichau na
Oh itametsukenakute mo kono mi wa
Itsuka horobiru mono dakara amaete nanbo
This is love, this is love
Yokisenu ai ni jiyuu ubawaretai ne
Oh hitome de wakatta no
Tsumetai kotoba to atatakai kisu ageru yo
This is love, this is love
This is love, this is love
This is love, this is love...

Naruto’s song: I don’t know! I just made that one up!

Tenten’s song: Devil Inside
Everybody wants me to be their angelEverybody wants something they can cradleThey don't know I burnThey don't know I burnThey don't know I burnThey don't know I burn(Chorus)Maybe there's a devil (or something like it) insideMaybe there's a devil (or something like it) inside of meDevil (or something like it) insideMaybe there's a devil somewhere really deep inside meDevil inside of meJealous angel deep inside meYou don't know cuz you're too busy reading labelsYou're missing all the action underneath my tableI'm waiting for my turnWaiting for my turnJust waiting for my turnJust waiting for my turn(Chorus)Time to make it burnThis is how I burn(Chorus)

A/N: This is chapter fourteen! I thought long and hard about this one... I didn't really know who would win, but in the end, Shino wins! The crickets chirping gave me an idea! And janalyn! Are you happy now? I put MORE of you in the short stories! I went to a hotel for a few days with my sister and Roxn! We went to the beach and we went to the hotel pool and that's where I met a japanese boy! His name was Hayase (At least that's how I think you spell it) He saw Roxn's konoha necklace and he said "Naruto!" then he said something about Sakura in japanese. Then I asked him about Gackt and he was all "oh! oh!" then he nodded his head. And he bought us pepsi! I saved the bottle! It was soooo coooool! But anyways I hope you liked my chapter and I might not update that often cause my internet's down. The chapter title for my next chapter is: Haku's house (At least if I can plan it out)