Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ The New Director ( Chapter 1 )

A/n: before you start to read this, I want to let you know that if you don't like the use of drugs and alcohol and if you don't like live sex, then you should go read some other fanfic, cuz this isn't your type of fic.

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Naruto Uncut & Uncensored: Season One

Chapter 1- The New Director

 

Director *sipping a bottle of coke* Okay and action!

Sakura- Sasuke! Sasuke are you okay?!

Sasuke *opening his eyes* I'm okay, Sakura.

Sakura *crying tears of joy* Oh thank goodness!

Director- Cut, cut, cut! Sasuke, you need to be colder to Sakura.

Sasuke- Fine.

Director- Okay…action!

Sakura *shaking Sasuke's motionless body* Sasuke! Sasuke are you okay?!

Sasuke *opening his eyes* I'm okay Sakura.

Sakura *crying tears of joy* Oh thank goodness!

Director- Good, good. Now will someone go get Naruto? His part is coming.

Sakura- I'll go.

*Sakura walks off set for a while*

Director- Sasuke, can I ask you a question?

Sasuke- Yeah, sure.

Director- Do you see any girls on this set that you think are cute? I know I do. Sakura is one fine mamma-jamma.

Sasuke- That's sick. She's thirteen. And you are how old?

Director- That's none of your business. Answer my question!

Sasuke- To tell you the truth, Tenten is kinda cute.

Director- Yeah. She's okay, but she ain't got no ass.

Sasuke- Oh boy.

 

In Meeting Room

Sakura *running into room* Naruto, you're on! The director wants you in there.

Naruto- Hold on, let me just finish my ramen.

Sakura- Well when you're finished, come on into the studio.

*Sakura walks back to the studio*

 

In Studio

Sakura is there, but the director and Sasuke don't know. Oh crap.

Director- C'mon, you can't think Tenten is cuter than Sakura! Sakura…she's…she's…

Sakura- She's what?

*Sasuke busts out laughing*

Director- I uh…

*Sakura slaps director in the face*

Sakura- You sick bastard!

Director- I…I need a smoke.

*Director runs off crying*

*Sasuke is still laughing*

Sakura- And you!

*Sasuke stops laughing immediately*

Sakura- You think that little bitch, Tenten is cuter than me?!

Sasuke- You know, I need a smoke too.

*Sasuke runs off*

*Naruto walks onto set*

Naruto- Wow. Sakura, you're amazing.

Sakura- I know.

*Sakura walks off set confidently.*

 

The Next Day

Director- Okay, everyone, listen up. I'd like to say something to Sakura.

*Sakura looks puzzled.*

Director- I'd like to apologize to Sakura, everybody. I'd like to apologize for disrespecting her, but I just couldn't help myself. She's growing up to be a beautiful girl.

*Sakura smiled and gave the director a hug.*

Director- And now, to show her how sorry I am, I am resigning my job as director, and handing it over to Sakura!

*Sakura screamed.*

Sakura- Oh my Kami! Thank you soooo much!

*She jumped up and down.*

Sakura- Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy meeeeeee!!!!!!

Ino- Wells she's definitely been sniffing something.

Sakura- And to celebrate, we're gonna make a Naruto porno flick!

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A/n: Sorry that chapter was so short! Just wanted to hurry up and get my point across!