Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ The Porno Flick ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

By: nazi012

A/n: Well, well, well Sakura decides to make a porno. Well of course there's lemon! Do I really have to say it?!

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Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored

Chapter 2- The Porno Flick

Sakura- Okay every one! Listen to me!

*Everyone sighs*

Sakura- In this film, there will be solos and there will be gang bangs.

Ino- Am I with Sasuke?!
Sakura- No! You're with Naruto and Hinata!

Ino- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????!!!!!!!

Sakura- You heard me, Ino-pig.

Ino- No, no, no! I won't let this happen.

Sakura- Too bad Ino.

*Hinata and Naruto look at Ino and smirk.*

Sakura- Okay everybody, let's get started!

Ino- Oh Jesus…

Scene One

Sakura- Cameraman, you ready?

Cameraman- Yup, ready for some lesbo action!

Sakura- Okay.

*Sakura undresses and joins Kurenai infront of the camera.*

Sakura- Okay and action!

Kurenai- Come here baby.

*Kurenai practically shoves her lips onto Sakura's.*

Sakura- OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

Cut Scene

Hinata- C'mon Naruto!

Naruto- Sorry Hinata, I just ain't feelin' the action.

Ino- Psh, me either.

Hinata- C'mon!

Ino & Naruto- No fucking way.

Hinata- I hate you all!

*Hinata stomps off set.*

Character Reviews- Hinata

Naruto- Okay, Hinata, she's psycho. After she stomped off during that threesome, we never saw her again…hopefully she shot herself.

Ino- I'm scared.

*Starts looking around, paranoid.*

Sakura- Well am I the only sane one here?! C'mon, HINATA HAS ISSUES!

Sasuke- Alrighty then…Hinata needs a smoke to calm herself.

DVD Cover Photo shoot

Sakura- Neji, you ready?

Neji- If I really have to do this…

Sakura- Tenten, are you ready?

Tenten- Sure, whatever.

Sakura- Okay…and action!

*Neji and Tenten begin touching eachother as the cameraman snaps shots.*

Sakura- This is good, this is good.

Neji *whispering* Do you wanna go extreme?

Tenten *whispering* Yeah.

*Tenten and Neji begin making out uncontrollably.*

Sakura- Okay, this is even better!

Cameraman- I agree!

Backstage

Naruto- Who wants to play karaoke?!

Ino, Sakura, and Kakashi- Me, me!

Naruto- Okay, Sakura you're first.

*Sakura stands on the table and grabs a microphone.*

Sakura- Hit it, Naruto!

The music to Me&U starts.

Ino- Oh, oh! I looooove this song!

*Ino gets on the table with Sakura and grabs a microphone.*

Sakura- You've been waiting so long I'm here to answer you're call.

Ino- I know that I shouldn't have had you waiting at all.

Sakura- I've been so busy, but I've been thinking bout

Ino- What I wanna do with you.

Ino & Sakura- I know them other guys…

*There song was interrupted by Hinata barging in with a knife.*

Hinata- YOU ALL WILL DIE!!!!!

Sakura, Naruto, Ino & Kakashi- Oh fuck.

*Hinata starts chasing them around with a knife.*

Hinata- YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE HINATANATER!

*Luckily, Sakura grabs the knife.*

Sakura- Who's the murderess now, bitch?!

*She stabs Hinata in the chest.*

Hinata's Funeral

Priest *dressed in party outfit* Can you all please stop cheering so that Naruto can say some words?!

*Everyone quiets down and Naruto walks up to the Alter.*

Naruto- Okay, at first I had no problem with Hinata…

*People start booing.*

Naruto- Would you listen to me, dammit?!

*Everyone quiets.*

Naruto- But then she got crazy! And I'd like to thank one person; otherwise this celebration wouldn't be possible. Sakura!

*Everyone cheers as Sakura runs up to the Alter.*

Sakura- Thank you, thank you! Yes, I am responsible for Hinata's death!

Cut Scene

Sakura- Action!

Sasuke- Hey baby.

Naruto *in Sexy no Jutsu* Hey there big boy.

Sasuke- Wanna fuck?

Naruto- Sure.

Sakura- Okay cut!

Sasuke and Naruto- WHAT NOW???
Sakura- I need a drink.

*Sakura goes off to the bar.*

At The Bar

Bartender- What'll it be?

Sakura- A bottle of beer.

Bartender- Alrighty.

*bartender goes behind the bar*

Gaara- Hey Sakura.

Sakura- Oh hey.

*Gaara put his arm around her.*

Gaara- Come to my place.

Sakura- Sure.

*Gaara and Sakura leave and the bartender returns*

Bartender- Here's your be…what the hell?!

Scene Two

Kakashi- Okay, with Sakura gone, the producers said I could be director until she gets back!

Sasuke and Gai- Aw fuck.

Kakashi- Okay places everyone!

*Sasuke holds up a gun and Tenten is behind Gai, worried*

Sasuke, Tenten & Gai- Ready!

Kakashi- Okay, action!

Tenten *practically crying* No Sasuke, don't shoot!

Sasuke- You better be quiet toots before I shoot you too.

Gai *shoving Tenten back* No Tenten, you stay out of this.

*Sasuke pulls the trigger and Gai falls to the ground*

Kakashi- Cut! That was great you guys.

Tenten- Damn, you're a better director than Sakura.

Kakashi- Okay you guys, take five.

*Tenten and Sasuke walk off set and Gai is still on the ground*

Kakashi- Okay Gai, take five.

*Gai's still on the ground*

Kakashi- HOLY HELL THAT WAS A REAL GUN!

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A/n: Yes, Gai is dead. I was starting to get annoyed by his massively bushy eyebrows. I think I'll kill Lee for the same reason…idunno.