Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ Enter Kayla, Goddess of the Wind ( Chapter 3 )

A/n: Hahahahaha I'm in this chapter!!!! Brace yourselves for the great…MEEEEEE!!!!!

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Naruto Uncut & Uncensored: Season One

Chapter 3- Enter Kayla, Goddess of the Wind

 

Sakura- Okay, everybody! Announcement, announcement!

*The cast quiets*

Sakura- To kick off Season 1 of Naruto, we've got a new cast member.

*A teenager in a “naughty schoolgirl” outfit walked into the studio. Many whistles were heard.*

Sakura- Everyone, meet…

Kayla- I can introduce myself.

*After the cheers of the men…and some women of the cast stopped, she spoke.*

Kayla- I am Kayla, Goddess of the Wind. Nice to meet you all. I have to tell ya, I watch the show and there's someone in particular I like.

Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Neji, and all the other guys on the cast- IT”S ME RIGHT????!!!

Kayla *twirling strands of hair on her finger* Can't tell!

*Kayla giggles girlishly*

Sakura- Okay. Everyone, let's start episode 1!

 

Backstage

Naruto- You know, Kayla you're very pretty.

Kayla *giggling* Thanks. That's a sexy thing to say.

Naruto- hehehehe *thinking to himself* I got her now!

Kayla- You know, Naruto is a sexy name.

Naruto *sweating* hehehehe

*Sakura busts through the door*

Sakura- Naruto, you're on!

Kayla- Bye sexy!

Naruto *sweating* hehehehe

Sakura-UHHHHH!!!!

 

Episode 1

Sakura- Okay Kakashi, you're not in this episode. I need you to do the cuts and actions for me.

Kakashi- Okay! Places everyone.

*Everyone gets settled*

Kakashi- Alright…action!

Naruto- Episode One, Enter Kayla, The Wind Goddess!

Sakura- NAAAAARRRRUUUUTTTOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sasuke- Oh boy.

Sakura- IIIII'MMMMM GOOOOONNNNNAAAAAA KKKKKIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto *running away* Believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it!!!!!!

Sakura- BEEEEELLLLLIIIIIEEEVVVEEEEE TTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke- Oh boy.

Naruto- What'd I do, believe it?

Sakura- Your just…you God dammit!

Kakashi- Cut, cut, cut!

Sasuke-oh boy.

Kakashi- From “Believe this”.

*Sakura sighs*

Kakashi- And…action!

Sakura- BEEEEEEELLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEVVVVEEE THHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke- Oh boy.

Naruto- What'd I do, believe it?

Sakura- Your just…you, God Dammit!

Mysterious voice- Can I be of some assistance?

*Kayla shows up in her skimpy uniform.*

Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi- Giggidy, giggidy.

Sakura- Oh boy.

Sasuke- Hey! That's my line!

Kakashi- CUT!!!!!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU...I need a smoke.

*Kakashi walks out of studio*

Kayla- Damn, is he always that…uh…odd?

Sasuke, Naruto & Sakura- You have no idea.

Kayla- Wow.

Sasuke and Naruto- Hey uh…Kayla can I talk to you…YOU?! You can't talk to her! Yes I can! Fuck you, she's my woman! No she's not, she's mine! UH… can you BACK OFF????!!!! No way bitch, Kayla's mine.

Kayla- Boys, boys! There's enough of me to go around! Plus, I'm having a party. I hope to see all of you there.

Sasuke- Heh, I hope to see all of you there.

Naruto- What'd you say to her?!

Narrator- And it all went downhill from there.

 

Cut Scene

Sakura- Action…for the gazillionth time!

Sasuke- C'mon, Naruto. Let's make this battle quick and easy.

Naruto- Yeah, but not in your advantage. I told you, Kayla's mine!

Sakura- CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!! That's not in the f-ing script! Kayla's not in this scene! Uh! Take five!

 

Internet Photo shoot

Cameraman- C'mon show me what'cha got!

Kayla *in sexy schoolgirl out fit, playing with pigtails*

Cameraman- These pics will be worth millions!

Kayla *giggling girlishly* hehehehe…

 

After Pictures Were Developed

Sasuke- HOLY JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!

Naruto- Have you noticed how that shirt she's wearing…

Sasuke- Make her boobs look big? Yeah I have.

*Kayla walks into room*

Kayla- Hey boys.

Sasuke and Naruto- Hey Kayla! You look great!

Kayla- Thanks. You guys too.

Kayla *thinking to herself* Man Sasuke is hot!