Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ The Talent Show Pt 1 ( Chapter 5 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

By: nazi012

A/n: sorry, no authors note 2day…

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Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored

Chapter 5- The Talent Show Pt 1

Sakura- Okay cast, because of all the drama that's been going on, I've decided to make a soap opera!

Naruto- WHAT?!

Sakura- shut the hell up, Naruto. Nobody was talking to you.

Naruto- Psh…

Sakura- Any who… the soap is gonna be called Roses and Violets.

Temari- Ooh la la…has a sexy ring to it.

Ino & Tenten- It does…

Kakashi- Any chance this'll be just like Come Come Paradise?

Temari, Ino & Sakura- YOU PERV!!!!

Kakashi- What?

Scene One

Sakura- Alright action!

*Naruto lays in a hospital bed and Ino & Kakashi hover over him*

Kakashi- I think the concussion is serious.

Ino *in tears* this can't happen! What if he dies?!

Kakashi- Calm down, Ino. Naruto's not gonna die.

Ino *still crying* how do you know?! You're no doctor!

*Ino runs off*

Sakura- Cut! That was great! Okay, pick it up from `Calm down Ino'.

*Kakashi & Ino nod*

Sakura- Action!

Kakashi- Calm down, Ino. Naruto's not gonna die.

Ino * still crying* how do you know?! You're no doctor!

*Ino runs off*

Kakashi- Oh boy…Ino wait!

*Kakashi runs after her*

Sakura- Okay, every one who's not in the next scene can take five.

*People walk off, and Shino, Neji and Kiba are left*

Sakura- Alrighty boys, I ain't got all day. Let's get this show on the road.

In Meeting Room

Naruto- Has anyone seen Kayla around lately?

Ino- Nope…the last time I saw her was a few days ago.

*Sasuke walks in room*

Tenten- Dude, you're late!

Sasuke- I was at the hospital.

Tenten- What were you doing there?

Sasuke- Visiting someone.

Tenten-…

Naruto- Well Sasuke, have you seen Kayla?

Sasuke-…

Tenten- I bet he has…

Sasuke- Shut up!

Naruto & Tenten- Hiding something, Mr. Uchiha?

Sasuke- SHUT UP!

*Sasuke stomps off*

Ino- Wow.

Scene Two

Kiba- My name is Kiba, and I'm so fresh, I wanna feel on Ino's chest.

Shino- Uh, uh, uh, uh, my name is Shino, that's what's I said. Now Ino get into my bed.

Neji- Aight, uh, uh. Wassup this Neji and I'm the shit, now Ino make me a sandwich bitch!

Shino, Kiba & Neji- WHAT!!!!!!

Ino- *making a sandwich, in shino's bed while kiba is feeling on her chest* I can only do so many things!

Backstage

Sasuke- You know Tenten, I've realized that you have been trying to pick fights with me ALL day!

Tenten- it ain't my fault.

Sasuke- it is.

Tenten- no it ain't.

Anonymous voice- Say what? Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo. Say what bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.

Tenten & Sasuke- No way.

Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo- Yes way. It is I, Bo-bo-bo…

Tenten- Bo-bo-bo-bo. I know, dammit!

Sasuke- What the hell are you doing here, Bo-bo-bo?

Bo-bo-bo- I came to retrieve my lost friend, Beauty. She and Gaser Gasey ran off somewhere and they headed in this direction.

Anonymous voice- Who the hell are you people?

Tenten- OH MY JESUS YOU'RE INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha- Yeah, you're point?

Tenten- C-can I have you're autograph?

Inuyasha- What do you mean, autograph?

Tenten- Oh, I forgot. You're from the feudal era! OH MY JESUS!!! Isn't he hot Sasuke?

Sasuke- If you say so, little girl.

Tenten- Inuyasha, you are soooo hot. I hope you know that.
Inuyasha- yeah…I kinda already knew that. Kikyo told me.

Tenten- just reassuring you.

Inuyasha- well, I actually came here because I'm looking for Kagome…she went back to her time and now I CANNOT find her.

Tenten- I'll help you.

Inuyasha- no way, José. You don't even know what she looks like.

Tenten- That's what you think. She's 15 years old, is wearing a green & white uniform, has raven black hair, and wears a few jewel shards around her neck.

Inuyasha & Sasuke- Damn.

Inuyasha- okay, fine. You can help.

Tenten *climbing on Inuyasha's back* yeah man!

*Inuyasha and Tenten bust out of the roof and only bo-bo-bo and Sasuke are left

Sasuke- Do NOT think that I'm gonna talk to you.

Bo-bo-bo- I wasn't planning on it. I'm about to go look for beauty.

Sasuke- good. Cuz I need a smoke.

In Studio

Sakura- Here ye, here ye. I have ANOTHER announcement.

*Everyone sighs YET AGAIN*

Sakura- A talent show will be held in two weeks.

Everyone- Ooh, ahh.

Sakura- Oh yeah…and Kayla's back.

*Kayla walks into the studio and hugs Sakura*

Kayla- Yes, and Sakura, Tenten, Ino & I will be performing together.

Kiba & Neji- Will there be skimpy outfits?

Kayla & Sakura- Of course!

Character Reviews: Neji

Tenten- he's okay…he's kinda hot…okay, VERY hot.

Ino- you're making me horny…

Sakura- Sexiness comes natural to him.

Kayla- OH, SOOOO FINE!!!

Dance Studio Lobby

Ino- Okay, we all need to practice our dances…

Sakura- But in different rooms. Yeah we KNOW.

Kayla- it's a good thing we have our personal stretching posts to help us stretch!

Tenten- You said it!

*The girls all walk into different rooms*

Kayla's Room

*Kiba is waiting for her*

Kiba- Hello there…

Kayla- Hey. Look, let's begin this thing.

Kayla goes away for a while and comes back in some black & pink booty-shorts, a pink sports bra and black platforms

Kiba *practically drooling* THAT'S what you're wearing?!

Kayla- Of course not, silly. This is my workout outfit!

Kiba *thinking to himself* this is soooo gonna give me a boner…

Ino's Room

*Shikamaru is waiting for her*

Ino- you're my stretching post?

Shikamaru- Yup.

Ino- Why Kami, why?

Shikamaru- Well, you better change into you're workout clothes.

Ino- Sure, whatever.

*Ino walks off then comes back in the same thing Kayla was wearing*

Shikamaru- I can't do this…

Tenten's Room

*Tenten walks in to see Lee as her personal stretching post*

Tenten- Oh hell no.

*Tenten backs out of room*

Sakura's Room

*Naruto is straitening himself up when Sakura walks in*

Naruto- uh hey, Sakura.

Sakura *talking seductively*hey Naruto…

Kayla's Room

*Kayla's body is pressed against kiba's*

Kiba- this feels uncomfortable…

Kayla- feel the burn!

Kiba- how am I supposed to when our bodies are pressed together?!

Kayla- Move then!

Kiba- you pinned me against the wall!!!

Kayla- Hey…what's that pressing against my stomach?

Kiba- *thinking to himself* oh shit

Kayla- Wait…do you have a…?

Kiba- uh…NO WAY!!!

Ino's Room

Shikamaru- okay Ino, I can't be in this position any longer.

Ino- it's not like somebody's gonna walk in on us.

Shikamaru- I have a bad feeling about this….no! Don't touch me there!!!

*Ino giggled*

Ino *moaning* hmm…

Shikamaru- NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Tenten's Room

Tenten- there's no way in hell…

Lee- Oh come on Tenten, it is not that bad!

Tenten- No, not that! My workout outfit isn't right! I need my leather.

Lee *muttering* mommy…

Sakura's Room

Naruto- Sakura, do we really need to be in this position to stretch?

Sakura- no…what's your point?

Naruto- well…it just doesn't feel right…you know, you being on top of me and all.

Sakura- live with it.

Kayla's Room

Kiba- I'm starting to like this…

Kayla- Psh…we're just getting started.

Neji *from outside the door* hey Kiba, can you switch with me…please? I want some pleasure too.

Kiba- psh…no way.

Outside Kayla's Room

Neji- please Kiba! Please!

Kiba- HELL NO!!!

Kayla- * laughing lustfully* yeah, what he said!

*Neji whined like a baby*

Kiba- I could be here forever…

Neji- aw damn stop rubbing it in!

Tenten's Room

Lee- I didn't do anything to deserve this!!!

Tenten- *with pink leather whip* YOU'RE MY BITCH, BITCH!!!

Lee- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tenten- oh, I'm sorry…am I hurting you?

Lee- y-y-yes…

Tenten- TOO THE FUCK BAD YA UGLALICIOUS BASTARD!!!!!

*Tenten whipped him with her whip once more and added to the 72,905 whips on his back already*

Lee- big…open…spaces…think big…open…spaces.

Tenten- MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Lee- Tenten, this is NOT stretching!

Tenten- well, it ain't like you're gonna get away…on the count of you being handcuffed to the ground, on you're stomach, by you're wrists and ankles.

Ino's Room

Author (that's me)- I know this show is uncensored, but what Ino's doing…let's just say that they're…well you know. But I will let you hear the noises!

Shikamaru- oh god…wait a minute! The author is letting them hear this!

Author- aw fuck…BUSTED…

Ino- get the fuck outa here!

Author- I'm leavin', I'm leavin…and that ain't stretching! HA!!!

Tenten's Room

Tenten- this is soooo fun…right Lee?

Lee *on his knees, shaking* yes master, whatever you say!

Tenten- hehehehehehe….

Lee- NEEEEEJIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLLPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*Neji barges through the door*

Neji- Yaaay….wait a minute…oh hell naw! He's handcuffed to the ground!

Tenten- Don't worry, Neji. I won't do that to you. I like you…

Neji- go me, go me, go me!

Tenten- Lee, you're free to go.

Lee *whispering* She's CRAZY!!!

Tenten- I heard that…

Lee *sprinting out of the door* JESUS LOVES ME, YES I KNOW!!!!

Kayla's Room

Kayla *in sex kitten outfit* meow!

Kiba- THANK YOU JESUS!!!! MEOW, MEOW, MEOW!

*Kayla giggled girlishly*

Kayla- Okay, now for the best part. HIT IT!

The music to Buttons start

Kayla- This will be fun…

Kiba- *putting his hand over Akamaru's eyes* Akamaru, you don't need to see this.

Kayla- tehehe…

Sakura's Room

Naruto left…so sakura joined Tenten…oh lordy.

Tenten & Sakura's Room

Neji- Tenten, when are we gonna start stretching?

Tenten- as soon as Sakura puts on her leather.

Neji- w-what do you mean by leather?

Tenten- hehe, you'll see.

*Sakura walks out in a pink leather bikini with a matching whip*

Sakura & Tenten- Time to pla-yay…

Neji- *I need my video camera*

Sakura- Hey Tenten?

Tenten- Huh?

Sakura- Let's go get the camera.

Neji- *singing* let`s get naked…I can't take it no more.

Sakura & Tenten- OKAY!!!

Ino's Room

Okay, it's still kinda inappropriate…and they've locked me out. So I'll get back to you when I'm done drilling a hole in the wall.