Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ The Talent Show Pt 2 ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

By: nazi012

A/n: hentai...I LOVE hentai...yea I'm still pissed at Ino and pineapple-head for locking me out! I'm the damn author! You can't do this 2 me! You hear me, bitch?! I'm da god damn author! What'cha want?

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Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored

Chapter 6: The Talent Show Pt 2

Neji- BOOBIES!!!! I LOVE BOOBIES!!!!

Sakura *Neji practically eating at her chest* Woo-hoo!!!

Tenten- yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh maaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!

Neji- I wonder if it's possibly to get drunk off of being horny…cuz if ya can, WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!

Sakura- get the champagne!

A/n: sakura didn't say champagne, she said champagin! Like some futurama shit!

Back in Sakura & Tenten's Room

Neji- Oh sniggity-snap I am DRUNK.

Tenten- don't feel bad baby, tehe, me too!!! It's booby-nation up in dis piece!

Sakura- I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!!!! The light, the light…patty-cake, patty-cake baker's men…I'm to drunk to remember the rest so let's say the baker's man shoved his dick up patty-cake's ass!!!!!

Tenten- patty-cake done scored!!!!!!!!!

Neji *pouring the champagne down his throat* You know what I just noticed? Lee got some kinda eyebrows, man. I mean dem joints is ginormous!!!!

Tenten- I bet if he donated some to gaara….that would be da day!!!

Sakura- Shikamaru got a pineapple shaped noggin!

Neji- bitch dat was waaaaaay off da goddamned subject!

Sakura- FLAAAAAVAAAAA FLAAAV!!!!

Neji- what da hell?!

Tenten & Sakura- boom boom boom boom

Neji- lee's head is like a PERFECT CIRCLE!!!!

Tenten- it's like a plum…

Sakura- you know what else are shaped like plums?

Neji- what?!

Sakura- neji's balls! Can I get a AMEN????!!!!

Neji- preach it! Pur-reach it…uh, what's yo name again?

Sakura- uh….ain't it like Willie Wonka?

Neji- yeah I think dat rings a bell…

Tenten- have ya noticed dat my name is twenty?

Sakura- I know…it's like two tens.

Neji- yup…Ten-Ten…damn I'm surprised I can count at dis point…

Tenten- my name is 20, bitch! Get it right!!!

Sakura- i found you miss new booty…

*sakura begins slapping Tenten's ass*

Neji- oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tenten- neji!

Neji- WHAT'CHA WANT, BITCH?!!!

Tenten- whip out the fireman!!!!

Neji- *trying to sound like a siren* weee-oooh, weee-oooh!!!!

Sakura- put dis here fire out in my ass!!!!

Neji- ima fireman, fire-fi-fireman!!!! You can spark it up but ima put u out!!!!

Silence

Sakura- *wrapped up in Neji's arms* Neji, baby?

Neji- wutcha want?

Sakura- did you poot…cuz it smell like some kinda shit up in here!

Neji- Bitch I don't know…I can't even keep track of whether I'm breathing or not. Now hand me more champagin!!!

Sakura- wait a minute…how da hell old are we?

Tenten- if my calculations is correct we's 83474484704214741294701274810924 years old!!!!

Neji- bitch dat ain't old enuf ta drink.

Sakura- yish, o da fucks well.

Neji- Who's yo daddy? Who's yo daddy's daddy?!

The Next Day

*Shikamaru and Ino wake up naked, with the covers covering them up, but still naked*

Ino- hey, where are the rest of our peoples?

Shikamaru- Idunno…maybe you should go look for them.

Ino- me? You say all the wrong things, babe.

Shikamaru- what? I don't feel like it.

Ino- UGH!!!!

Ino walked into the closet and came back with a belly-top and a tennis skirt that came a foot before her knees.

Shikamaru- Damn…

Ino- Damn what?

Shikamaru- what do you mean `damn what'? That skirt! You can see the undies when ya lean over, Ino.

Ino- no you can't.

Shikamaru- why da hell not?

Ino- cuz I'm not wearing any.

Shikamaru- Woo-hoo!!!

The Drunkees' Room

Sakura- *pounding on her ginormous head* OOOOWW!!! My f-ing head!

Tenten- Ugh, I know right! I wish I was Neji…still asleep so I wouldn't have to feel this yish!

Sakura- Ugh…what happened?

Tenten- all I remember was that we were drunk and that Neji fucked us in the ass reeeeeeaaaaaaal good.

Sakura- Hmm….

Neji wakes up.

Neji- MY FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura- I know right!

Neji realizes there is a piercing on his tongue.

Neji- where the hell did this come from?!

Sakura- probably the same person who done pierced my nipples!

Tenten- Ha! I don't have any piercings!

Neji- But you do have a tattoo of my name on you're lower back…

Tenten- AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neji- You know you want it…

Kayla's Room

*Kayla walks by Kiba's head with some large symbols*

Kayla- *clanking the symbols together* Good morning sweetie!

Kiba- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Kayla- Nothing…I'm just a morning person!

Kiba- I heard that Neji and the whore sisters got drunk last night.

Kayla- You heard about it…I heard them.

Kiba- What'd ya hear?

Kayla- Let's just say…Neji took them in the ass reeaaaaal hard…like doggy-style hard.

Kiba- My God!

Kayla- You have no idea…I heard moans and the callings of a certain boy's name and…

Kiba- Okay, I don't wanna hear anymore!

Kayla- Tehe…

The Hangover Clan's Room

Neji- My head hurts…

Sakura- *in British accent* there, there sweetie cry on my shoulder…

Tenten- *in British accent* no! He's crying on my shoulder!

Sakura- Ugh!

Neji- you know Tenten, from you're shoulder, you boobs are ginormous!

Tenten- Ugh you hentai, cry on her shoulder!

Sakura- Yes! Cry on my shoulder!

Neji- I love you guys…

Sakura & Tenten- We love you too, Neji Hyuga!

*Neji smiled and gave each of them chaste kisses, then leaned on Sakura's shoulder*

Sakura & Tenten- Tehehe…

Ino's Room

Ino- Idunno what you're talkin' about, Shikamaru. My skirt isn't that short.

Shikamaru- YES THE HELL IT IS!!!!

Ino- Fine. Do you want me to change?

Shikamaru- YES! I don't want people looking at MY woman!!!

Ino- Your woman?

Shikamaru- Yes Ino, you're my woman!

Ino- In you're dreams, pineapple head.

Shikamaru GRRRR…DON”T CALL ME PINEAPPLE HEAD YA FUGLY SLUT!!!!

Ino- f-fugly slut?

Shikamaru-…wait a minute…no I didn't mean it that way…

Ino- *starting to cry* I'm fugly?

Shikamaru- *thinking to himself* here we go…

Kayla's Room

Kiba- Hey babe, you know what?

Kayla- What?

Kiba- we should be getting back to the studio, you know to tryout for the talent show.

Kayla- Kiba,

Kiba- Yes?

Kayla- We should shower…

Kiba- Then lets go shower!

Kayla- Yaaay!!!

Kiba picks Kayla up and drags her to the bathroom

Kiba- is it possible to have sex in the bathtub?

Kayla- I would think so…but we can bend the rules a little bit.

Kiba- YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hangover Clan's Room

Tenten- dude, I think that this tat is infected.

Neji- Well then…there's only one solution!

Tenten- what?

Neji- I don't know.

Tenten- UGH NEJI!!!!!

Sakura- We should be getting back to the studio.

Neji- Yup. Time to get dressed!

Ino's Room

Ino- *now howling* I HATE YOU, SHIKAMARU!!!

Shikamaru- you don't have a reason too!

Ino- how the hell are you supposed to call your woman, as you say, a FUGLY SLUT????????
Shikamaru- I didn't mean too! It came out! It was supposed to stay in my mind!!!

Ino- even if you didn't say it, you'd still be thinking it!!!!!

Shikamaru- YOU ARE TOO FUCKING EMOTIONAL, AND WE SHOULD BE GETTIN' BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino- you're right, but I still hate you, you insensitive meany!

At Studio

Sakura- Helloooooo everyone!

Everyone- Hello.

Sakura- As you all know, Kayla, Ino, Tenten, and I are trying out for the talent show…soooo while we're trying out, once again, I'm leaving Kakashi in charge. So now, we're about to tryout. SEE YA!!!

Tryouts

Buttons starts…

Kayla- I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby.

Ino- but you keep fronting.

Tenten- Saying what you gonna do to me.

Sakura- But I ain't see nothing.

Tenten- I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby.

Sakura- But you keep fronting.

Kayla- Saying what you gonna do to me.

Ino- But I ain't see nothing.

Iruca-Okay, okay. You're in.

Tenten, Kayla, Sakura, & Ino- YAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!