Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ Back to the Talent Show ( Chapter 10 )

A/n: you know I just had to put some drama up in there, and I thought tenten getting raped would be perfect! And I know you read some hentai between me and kiba, yes! I writing that and every word was making me horny as hell…I just want to dip him in some honey and…oh! You're still there. Hehe…okay, new subject. I d I know what you're thinking: what happened to the talent show? Well this chapter is about that and Nina and her special someone…who used to be my special someone…*cough, cough…Sasuke*

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Naruto Uncut & Uncensored

Chapter 10- Back to the Talent Show

 

In The studio

Sakura- okay, Nina and Kayla are in this scene…nobody else.

Everyone else walks out of the studio

Sakura- okay action.

Nina- none of our jutsu can kill that guy, kayla-kun.

Kayla- that's what you think. Watch this.

Kayla did six hand signs

Kayla- Chamber of Fire Jutsu!

Kayla and Nina were then covered in a room of fire.

Nina - what the hell did you do?

Kayla- my jutsu that I recently learned.

Nina- ugh! Can you just get us outa here?

Kayla- Fine.

The room of fire disappeared.

Sakura- Cut! That was good. Get Naruto in here for the next scene.

Naruto walks on set

Sakura- okay. Let's get the scene changed.

All the lights go out and a few minutes later, the light goes back on and the scene is a locker room.

Sakura- Okay and action!

Kayla *removing her shirt* that sure was some workout…all that fire made me hot. I think I'm gonna go shower.

Nina- you do that…I'm just going to change my clothes.

Naruto comes in his Sexy no Jutsu

Nina and Kayla- NARRRRUUUUTTOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Naruto *frightened* h-how'd ya know it was me?

Nina- how would you not know, moron?!

Kayla- that's it! Chamber of Fire Jutsu!

Once again, they were surrounded by fire.

Nina- it's over. Bone Crusher Jutsu!

Nina and Kayla disappeared and the walls of fire began to close in.

Naruto- bone crusher?! Shit! Shadow clone jutsu!

10 narutos formed.

Nina- how the hell are shadow clones gonna help you, Naruto?

Naruto- damn! She's right!

He pulled a blade out and threw it at the fire walls, and then they broke.

Kayla- whoopdy fuckin' doo. Naruto found a way to break my fire walls.

The walls disappeared.

Naruto- Ha! Now what?

Sasuke then appeared behind him.

Sasuke- step aside, loser. I can take care of this. Fire style! Fireball Jutsu!

Then a large ball of fire shot out of Sasuke's mouth.

Nina- shit! Goddess of the Night Jutsu!

Nina disappeared.

Sasuke *thinking to himself* damn, she's good. I know, I'll strike at Kayla. Keeping up the room of fire probably used up a lot of chakra. She's exhausted.

Sasuke spotted Kayla lying on the ground.

Sasuke- this is all too easy. Fire style! Fireball jutsu!

Then a large ball of fire shot out of Sasuke's mouth, but Kayla was smart enough to use a replacement jutsu at the last minute, and then appeared behind him.

Kayla *breathing on his neck* a ninja always sees through deception, Sasuke. That shows you're not a real ninja.

Then she stabbed him in the shoulder with her blade.

Sasuke- Ahh…!

Sakura- Cut, dammit! That wasn't in the script… be it was good anyways! That was our best episode yet!

Sasuke pulled the blade out of his shoulder and fell to the ground.

Sakura- Kayla!

Kayla- what?

Sakura- you really hurt him!

Kayla- yeah…your point?

Sakura- Sasuke!

She ran over to him.

Sasuke- I'm fine, sakura.

Sakura- no you're not. Can we get a doctor out here?!

A doctor ran on set and started to repair his arm, and then Nina and Kayla walked off set.

 

In Meeting Room

Nina- is there something wrong between you and Sasuke-kun?

Kayla- what're you talking about, Tsubasa?

Nina- oh yay! You called me by my Japanese name! Fine. I get to call you Nazuna!

Nazuna- Fine.

Tsubasa- okay…Nazuna, is there something wrong between you and Sasuke-kun? You actually tried to kill him.

Nazuna- so what…it was in the script.

Tsubasa- no it wasn't! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Nazuna- Okay, Tsubasa-kun. You really wanna know what's going on?

Tsubasa- YES!

Nazuna- okay…I used to date the guy, okay?

Tsubasa- w-what?! You dated the hottest guy in the show?! You rock!!!!

Nazuna- Yeah…sure whatever. It was nice while it lasted.

Tsubasa- so…why'd you two lovebirds break up?

Nazuna- lovebirds…psh. He didn't know I was a goddess…he put me in a coma, so I turned to kiba for someone to talk to, and I ended up falling for him.

Tsubasa- and how long did you guys' relationship last?

Nazuna- if you count the days at the hospital, a month. If you don't, two weeks.

Tsubasa- Jesus Christ.

Nazuna- you got that right.

Sasuke then appeared behind Nazuna

Sasuke- correction: if you don't count the days at the hospital, a week, five days, three hours, twelve minutes and nine seconds.

Tsubasa- My Kami.

Sasuke sat down beside Kayla

Sasuke- look, my shoulder's healed, but my heart isn't.

Nazuna- that is the cheesiest thing I've heard.

Tsubasa- Good Lord.

Nazuna- Sasuke, I'm over you, but you don't seem to be over me, so I guess there's only one thing to do.

Sasuke- what?

Nazuna *slapping him…hard* LET IT GO!!!!!

Tsubasa *pointing to the sky* dammit, God! I'm running out!

God- try, “Oh my Jesus”.

Tsubasa- Oh right, right.

Tsubasa cleared her throat

Tsubasa- Oh my Jesus!

Nazuna- Once again, I say Sasuke its over.

Nazuna stomped off.

Tsubasa- *noticing the large imprint of Nazuna's hand on his face* Sasuke, you okay?

Sasuke- she soooo wants me.

Tsubasa *giggling* sure, whatever you say.

Sasuke- look, I'm sorry I tried to hurt you earlier. If I would've known you were so nice, I wouldn't have done that. I just thought that since you were Kayla's cousin…

Tsubasa- She changed her name to Nazuna, as I did to Tsubasa.

Sasuke- whatever. Anywho, I thought since you were Nazuna's cousin, you'd be just like her.

Tsubasa- well you got it wrong, Mr. Uchiha.

Sasuke laughed.

Sasuke- hey…you wanna go out for pizza or something?

Tsubasa- that'd be fun!

Sasuke- okay, let's go.

Sasuke took her hand and they walked out of the room.

 

In The Girls Bathroom

Nazuna is putting on her lipgloss when she hears voices outside the door.

Tenten- guess what I just found out?

Sakura- I think I know what you're talking about.

Ino- hey! Fill me in.

Tenten- I hear Nina is going out for pizza with Sasuke!

Nazuna gasped.

Sakura- I thought that was what you were talking about.

Ino- you're serious? But that's just breaking the rules of feminism!
Tenten- that's what I was saying! A girl can't go out with her friend's ex! It's just plain wrong!

Kayla quickly plugged in her iPod so she wouldn't have to hear anymore.

 

Pizza Parlor

Tsubasa-…and that's why I hate bugs.

Sasuke- that's a crazy story.

They both laughed.

Tsubasa- you know, I'm really having a good time.

Sasuke- Me too.

Tsubasa took a bite out of her pizza.

Tsubasa- so tell me a funny story, Sasuke. I told you one.

Sasuke *smiling* okay let's see…oh yeah! When I was little, my older brother Itachi…

Sasuke trailed off.

Tsubasa- Sasuke? You there?

Sasuke-…huh? Oh, sorry. Anywho, when I was little, my older brother Itachi shaved off my eyebrow when I was asleep.

Tsubasa giggled.

Tsubasa- that's funny…

Sasuke *looking away from her* yeah…

 

In Meeting Room

Nazuna is sitting alone listing to “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter on her iPod.

Nazuna *singing* because you had a bad day. You're taking one down. You sing a sad song just to turn it around…

Kiba walks in

Kiba- I didn't have a bad day…I don't know what you're talking about.

Nazuna *removing her headphones so she could hear* Huh?

Kiba sat down next to her.

Kiba- Never mind…so what's wrong babe? You seem kinda blue.

Nazuna *putting the mp3 player in her purse* Nothing.

Kiba- Really? Cuz if it's nothing, it's a whole lot of it.

Kiba put his arm around her and then Tenten, Sakura and Ino walk in.

Ino, Tenten, and Sakura- Hey you guys!

Nazuna waved.

Kiba- hi.

Sakura sat down

Sakura- I was thinking we should go and practice for the Talent show…you know it's in a couple of days.

Nazuna- okay.

Tenten- but first kaykay, I need to talk to you.

Tenten grabbed her wrist and dragged her outside.

 

Outside the Meeting Room

Tenten- okay. Kayla, you know you're my best friend.

Nazuna nodded.

Nazuna- I changed my name to Nazuna.

Tenten- okay, whatever. Anywho, at this very moment, Nina is out on a date with…

Nazuna- Sasuke…I know. And she changed her name to Tsubasa.

Tenten- that's great! I don't care. Aren't you mad?

Nazuna- mad? Of course I'm mad!

Nazuna punched a whole straight through the wall.

Tenten- okay dude, you can calm down now…

Nazuna *pulling her bleeding fist from the crushed wall* I can't....

 

The Pizza Parlor

Sasuke- I think we should be getting back now.

Tsubasa- Actually, I'm gonna go over Naz's and take a nap.

Sasuke- Okay…

Nina kissed Sasuke on the cheek and walked out of the parlor.

 

Dance Studio

Ino- Okay, so it's right, left, split and pop?

Tenten- yes.

Nazuna sat in the corner of the room messing with her scarred fist.

Sakura- okay, let's try it with the music.

Sakura turned on the radio

Ino- and five, six, seven eight…

I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby

But you keep fronting

Saying what you gonna do to me

But I ain't see nothing

I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby

But you keep fronting

Saying what you gonna do to me

But I ain't see nothing

Typical

Hardly the type I fall for

I like when it's physical

Don't leave me asking for more

I'm a sexy mama

Just try'na get what I wanna

Wanna come and sing this for ya

Bout all the things that I told ya

You say all the right things all night long

But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off

Baby can't you see

These clothes are fitting on me

And the heat coming from this beat

I'm about to blow

I don't think you know.

 

Meeting Room

Neji and Kiba are sitting at the table talking.

Neji- so…Kiba…have you and Kayla done it?

Neji winked.

Kiba-done what…? *thinks for awhile* aw Neji! You're sick!

Neji laughed and then a girl in a bikini top and a mini skirt walks in

Neji and Kiba- DAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!!!!

Haku- Hi, I'm Haku.

Neji got up and walked over to Haku.

Neji- I'm neji…

He smacked her butt.

Kiba- You know, Haku sounds like a boy name.

Then, a vein popped out of Haku's head.

Neji- what's wrong?

Haku- *balling her/his fist* I AM a boy!

Neji *falling to the ground, scared* AHHH!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?????!!!!!! APOCALYPSE, APOCALYPSE!!!!

Kiba- *shaking his head, laughing* that's a damn shame.

Neji- go suck a dick, Kiba!

 

In Dance Studio

Sakura and Nazuna are working on their scorpions and Tenten and Ino are working on their splits

Sakura *pointing to the scars on Nazuna's fist* Hey Naz, what happened?

Nazuna- I was mad…so I punched the wall…but I'm okay now.

Sakura- god, Nazuna. Violence isn't the answer.

Ino, Tenten, and Nazuna- Yes it is bitch, idunno what you talkin' bout.

Sakura- okay….

Five minutes later

Tenten- things have been really dull lately…

Sakura and Ino- Yeah…

Nazuna- Hey! I have an idea!

Nazuna picked up her phone.

Nazuna- Let's play a game of extreme hide and seek!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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