Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ A Shocking Announcement, & a Last-Minute Replacment ( Chapter 12 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
A/n: okay last chapter was crazy, but this chapter is just…indescribable. Well yes, sakura is resigning and she's handing her director job over to one of her closest friends. But Anywho, the game is over, and despite Tenten and Naz's disguises, they still got they butts caught. HA! Yes Tsubasa and Sakura won, of course.
Things to be Aware of in This Chapter:
The buying of kittens
Sakura resigns
Flashbacks (related to Sakura's resignation)
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NUC&UC
Chapter 12: A Shocking Announcement, and a Last-Minute Replacement
In The Meeting Room
Sakura, Tenten, Tsubasa and Ino are sitting on the couch Nazuna walks through the door with a box with holes.
Nazuna- guess what you guys?
Ino, Tsubasa, Sakura & Tenten- what bud?
Nazuna- I got myself a pet…
Nazuna then pulled a small yellow kitten out of the box.
Tsubasa- holy crap, she's adorable!
Nazuna- I'm naming her Duchess.
Ino- She's soooo cute, but you better hope Icee doesn't kill her. She already tried to kill Akamaru.
Nazuna- crap, you're right. But that's just because Akamaru's a punk. And plus, Duchess has her own room that only her mommy and her daddy can go into.
Tenten- does your German Shepard have her own room?
Nazuna- no Tenten, Icee doesn't have her own room.
Tenten- then why does Duchess get to have one?
Nazuna- because she's only a baby. Believe me, when Icee was a baby she slept with me.
Tsubasa- well how come…
Nazuna- LOOK!!! YA GONNA STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!
Tsubasa- well sorry!
Sakura- okay, I have an announcement, too.
Tsubasa *muttering* I think I know what it is…
Sakura walked to the front of the room.
Sakura- I, Sakura Haruno am resigning as director.
All gasped.
Sakura- wait a minute, wait a minute. I ain't done. And, I'm giving my director job too…
She paused.
Sakura *thinking to herself* who's my closest friend…
Tears came to her eyes as she spoke.
Sakura- I'm giving my job to Ino.
Ino gasped.
Ino- i…i…
Flashback
Sakura is sitting by a tree crying and ino is talking to her.
Ino- Everyone always call you “billboard brow”, and pick on you…
Sakura- who are you…?
Ino- my name is Yamanaka Ino. What's yours?
Sakura- I'm sakura…Haruno sakura…
Ino *tapping on her forehead* I can't help but noticing…you do have a high forehead, so of course you get teased. And you hide behind that hair like a sheepdog…or a shy little ghost.
Sakura just sobbed some more
Ino- tell you what sakura; meet me here again tomorrow, okay?
Sakura- huh?
Ino- I'll make it worth your while, so don't stand me up!
The Next Day
Ino tied a ribbon in sakura's hair
Ino- it's much cuter like this, Sakura. You can keep the ribbon.
Sakura- th-thanks, but…
Ino- but what?
Sakura- people can see my forehead!
Ino- the only reason they tease you about it is because you've made it obvious you're sensitive. Don't play their game. Show it off! Let the world see that pretty face! Strike a pose!
Sakura- Ino…
Back in the Present
Ino- I…I…thank you, but why are you choosing me?
Sakura *now crying* because you're my…
Flashback
Sakura and Ino are sitting on a bench
Sakura- Um…Ino?
Ino- What's up, Sakura?
Sakura- I heard someone saying…
Ino- Saying what?
Sakura- saying that you like Sasuke, too.
Ino *gasping* what?
Sakura- if that's true, then that makes us…rivals!
Sakura got up and walked away.
Back to the Present
Sakura-…my best friend.
Ino- but…but I thought we were rivals…
Sakura- that's behind me now.
Ino- I don't know what to say.
Tenten *whispering to Tsubasa and Nazuna* I think we should go find the guys.
Tsubasa- good plan.
Nazuna, Duchess, Tsubasa and Tenten scurried out of the room.
In Kitchen
Nazuna, Tenten, Duchess and Tsubasa met up with Kiba, Neji and Sasuke.
Nazuna- hey you guys!
Kiba and Neji both grabbed their women and kissed them, while Tsubasa and Sasuke sat there and laughed.
Tsubasa- get a room, dude!
Sasuke *laughing* yeah!
Kiba *growling* back off Uchiha.
Kiba and Neji both gave Sasuke dirty looks.
Nazuna & Tenten- Stop being rude Neji/Kiba!
Kiba- well sorry!
Tsubasa- hey, Nazi, you should tell them!
Nazuna- oh yeah!
Nazuna showed Sasuke, Neji and Kiba Duchess.
Kiba- wait a minute Nazi, you know I don't do cats.
Nazuna- it's not a cat! It's a wittle wovely kitten!
Kiba- oh man…
Tenten- let's order pizza.
Kiba and Nazuna- I'm in for that!
Tsubasa- you guys really do have a lot in common.
Kiba and Nazuna- What? Me and him/her? You MUST be trippin' dude.
Tenten- *mumbling to Tsubasa* how can they not notice?
Tsubasa shrugged.
Thirty Minutes Later
They have the pizza, they turned on the radio and some are sitting on the counters, some sitting in the chairs or on the tables.
Nazuna *sitting on Kiba's lap in the chair* this cheese pizza is good…but it needs something…maybe some pepperonis.
Kiba *putting his chin on her shoulder* How about some pineapple?
Neji *with a butcher knife, inching towards Shikamaru* I'm on it.
Shikamaru- Neji what are you doing?!
Neji- oh I'm sorry Shikamaru. I just, I could've sworn I ate you this morning in my…
Everyone except Shikamaru- *singing* Fruit salad, yummy, yummy. Fruit salad, yummy, yummy.
Shikamaru- I CANNOT believe you guys watch the wiggles.
Tsubasa- how would you know it was from the wiggles if you do watch it too, huh Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- *sweating* uh…uh…uh…
Tsubasa- that's what I thought. So you can't be talking, you little nerd.
Shikamaru- Grrrrrr……
Kiba- *snickering* wanna get out of here?
Nazuna- yup.
Kiba- yo you guys, we'll see ya later.
Tenten & Tsubasa- bye!
Nazuna picked up duchess and held her in front of kiba.
Kiba- naw, stop playing with me like that.
Nazuna giggled.
At Naz and Kiba's House
Nazuna and Kiba are all cuddled up on the sofa.
Kiba- I've been meaning to give you something, Nazi.
Nazuna- *smiling* oooh! What is it, love?
Kiba pulled a black velvet box out of his pocket.
Kiba- Nazuna Yamazaki, you know I love you…
Nazuna- yes…
Kiba opened the box and there was a diamond necklace with an “N” on it.
Nazuna- Oh…my…Kami…! Thank you soooo much, kiba!
Nazuna pulled him towards her and kissed him.
Nazuna- thank you! I love you.
Kiba- I love you too.
Then kiba picked her up and spun around.
Back In the Kitchen
Tenten and Tsubasa went to the movies and now it was just Neji, Shikamaru and Sasuke, and they're playing “Who's Cuter?”
Neji- okay Sasuke, you're turn. Whose cuter, your girl or mine?
Sasuke- definitely mine.
Sasuke- how about you Shikamaru? Ino or Nazuna?
Shikamaru- this may sound REALLY cruel, but I can't help it, Naz is smoking. Definitely her.
Neji & Sasuke- Oh!!!!!
Shikamaru- okay Nej, if you think I'm so cruel, Tenten or Nazi?
Neji- aw man! Do I have to be honest?
Shikamaru & Sasuke- Yes you do.
Neji- Fine. Okay, I know she's my best girl friend, but Nazuna is just soooo sexy. She got dem hips, man…
Sasuke- TMI
Neji- What? You can't tell me you don't think Nazuna is just about the prettiest thing since Pam Anderson's boobs.
Sasuke- okay, she's pretty.
Shikamaru- no she isn't, you two are lying.
Sasuke & Neji- what?!
Shikamaru- she isn't pretty…she's BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Neji- now that's what I'm talking about. Gimme some dap!
Kiba and Nazuna's House
Kiba and Nazuna are still cuddled on the sofa, only Nazuna is asleep on his shoulder and Kiba is stroking her hair.
Kiba *thinking to himself* man, she's so beautiful. She means the world to me…
Nazuna's phone then started to ring and “Tell me when to go” started.
Kiba-*judging by the ringer* it's Tenten…
Kiba picked up the phone
Kiba- yo.
Tenten- hey hun, can you tell Naz to come to the studio? It's a dress rehearsal.
Kiba- Aight. Bye.
Tenten- Bye Kiba.
Nazuna *waking up* I'll go put on my clothes.
Kiba- how'd you do…?
Nazuna got up, and 15 minutes later returned in a black and pink pleated leather mini-skirt, pink stilettos a pink bikini top and black fishnet fingerless gloves.
Kiba- you…you…look…
Nazuna *putting her lipgloss on* I know, you're speechless.
Kiba- Man, Naz. You're just soooo sexy.
Nazuna *sitting down on his lap* I would kiss you, but I have lipgloss on.
Nazuna smiled and went back into her bedroom to do her hair and kiba decided to look through Nazuna's contacts on her pink razr.
Kiba- hmm…Tenten, Tsubasa, Ino, Sakura, Kiba, Neji, Shikamaru, Sasuke…Itachi?
In Nazuna and Kiba's Bathroom
Nazuna is straightening her hair, contrast from her usual bouncy wavy hair.
Nazuna- I hope my hair won't be hard to wave back after this…that was a 100 dollar hairstyle!
After she was done, she went back to the living room and kiba was sitting there with a blank look.
Nazuna- hey love.
Nazuna sat down beside him when she noticed he looked angry.
Nazuna *in baby voice* what's wrong?
Kiba- can I ask you a question, Nazi?
Nazuna- sure babe, anything.
Kiba- who's Itachi?
Nazuna- *hesitating* uh…a friend of mine.
Kiba- well let me ask you this. How come I don't know him?
Nazuna- because, we're really close, and I thought you'd get jealous and think I was cheating on you.
Kiba- you know me all too well.
Nazuna- oh c'mon, kiba! He's just a friend!
Kiba- Okay…whatever. I'm going to let it go.
Nazuna- Thanks.
Nazuna tapped on her cheek, motioning for him to kiss her, and he did.
Kiba- After practice, wanna go out for dinner?
Nazuna- what do you mean by “out”?
Kiba- I mean wear that cute little black dress that you have.
Nazuna- what little black dress kiba? Be specific, I have a lot.
Kiba *smirking* the short sleeveless one with the high split.
Nazuna- *giggling* okay, anything for you.
Nazuna snatched her cell phone from her boyfriend and walked out of the door.
In Nazuna's Benz
Nazuna *on cell phone with Ino* Ino?
Ino- huh?
Nazuna- we need a replacement for Haruno-chan.
Ino- you're so right…how about your cuz?
Nazuna- that'll do. She's a great singer, she has a body, and all the guys think she's hot.
Ino- perfect. She totally suits the job.
Nazuna- want me to call her on 3-way?
Ino- yeah. I hope she doesn't think its last minute.
Nazuna- believe me, she won't.
Nazuna clicked over, dialed Tsubasa, then clicked back over.
Tsubasa- Hey Naz.
Ino & Nazuna- hi Tsubasa!
Tsubasa- Ino's on the line, too?
Ino- Yezerd. Look, we wanted to ask you something.
Tsubasa- anything.
Nazuna- we want you to take Haruno's place…in the talent show.
Tsubasa- ARE YOU SERIOUS??????!!!!!
Ino- yep.
Tsubasa- of course, of course, of course!
Nazuna- thanks a gazillion, Tsubasa. Hey, we can teach you the dance today; meet us at the studio in about an hour.
Tsubasa- okay. Bye.
Tsubasa hung up, but Ino and Nazuna were still there.
Ino- she so rules!
Nazuna- it looks like we'll be able to do the talent show after all!
Both girls laughed.
Dance Studio
Tenten is stretching on the ballet bar.
Tenten- *thinking to herself* I wish they'd hurry it up…
Just then, Ino and Nazuna busted through the door.
Nazuna- we're here!
Ino- and we replaced Sakura!
Tenten- you guys that's awesome! Who's the replacement?
Tsubasa walked in.
Tsubasa- hi everybody.
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A/n: I know I haven't been writing bottom author's notes lately, I just haven't felt like it. Sorry…so read the next chapter and some funny stuff will happen. Oh yeah and the reason I made Nazuna have a pink razr is because I have one too, just wanted to brag. *lol*