Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ The Talent Show and the Makeup ( Chapter 15 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

By: nazi012

A/n: Naz feels horrible right now. Kiba just broke up with her and she has no boyfriend…well he didn't break up with her but they got into a big fight in the last chapter. I mean she loves him and he thinks she's cheating on him with Uchiha-kun. No not sasuke, I'm talking about Itachi. No way! Naz doesn't like him! Kiba is so jealous when nothings going on. He needs to calm that down. But I promise you, they WILL makeup. I mean, they HAVE to!

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Chapter 15- The Talent Show and the Makeup

At Tenten's House

Nazuna and Tenten are sitting on the couch.

Nazuna-….and then he goes “I hate you, you're dead to me.”

Tenten- kiba actually said that to you? One minute he loves the next he hates you. What's wrong with him?

Nazuna- I don't know…last night, he packed his bags and left.

Tenten- wow Nazi…he really is mad.

Nazuna- but it's like, he has no reason to be mad. I just kissed him on the cheek!

Tenten- but think about it. If neji walked in on me kissing some guy on the cheek…and plus, he doesn't even know the guy, he'd probably flip out.

Nazuna- I guess you're right…I just have to find a way to get him back. I love him, you know?

Tenten nodded.

At Sasuke's House

Sasuke is sitting on the couch watching television, then his phone rings.

Sasuke- hello?

Tsubasa- hey Uchiha.

Sasuke- oh hi.

Tsubasa- hey can I ask you a quick question?

Sasuke- sure.

Tsubasa- you said your bro's name was Itachi, right?

Sasuke- yeah…why?

Tsubasa- did he ever mention that he had a friend that he knew for a while?

Sasuke- come to think of it…he did, but he never told me who it was. He said it was none of my business.

Tsubasa- hmm…I think I know who it is.

Sasuke- who? Tell me?

Tsubasa- Nazuna-chan.

Sasuke- WHAT?

Tsubasa- I know, right? Well I gotta go. You know, practice for the show.

Sasuke- okay bye.

Tsubasa- bye.

Sasuke hangs up the phone and is still stunned.

Sasuke- IIIITTTTAAAACCCCHHHHIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back at Tenten's House

Nazuna- we should be at practice.

Tenten- we should…but I really don't feel like it.

Nazuna- oh my kami, tenten. The show's today!

Tenten- what?!

Tenten's phone starts to ring

Tenten- huh…it's Uchiha-kun.

Nazuna- who, Itachi?

Tenten- no, retard. Itachi doesn't know my cell number. It's sasuke.

Nazuna- well answer it!

Tenten- okay, okay. Don't rush me.

Tenten picked up her phone and answered it.

Tenten- hey sasuke what's up?

Sasuke- where's Naz?

Tenten- how about calling her phone, genius?

Sasuke- her phone's off, and she's always with you so I figured…

Tenten- hold on.

Tenten threw her phone at Nazuna.

Nazuna- ouch! What the hell is your issue?!

Tenten- answer the phone Naz.

Nazuna- hello?

Sasuke- I hear you're friends with Itachi.

Nazuna- yeah…what's it to you?

Sasuke- what do you mean “what's it to me”? He's my brother!

Nazuna- what?

Sasuke- that's what I'm like.

Nazuna- but…but…I knew him before I knew any of you people…except Tsubasa, of course.

Sasuke- well he didn't tell you the whole truth about him.

Nazuna- I have to go.

Nazuna hung up the phone and got up.

Nazuna- I'm going, Tenten.

Tenten- where to?

Nazuna- home, probably.

Tenten- well you okay…you know about the whole kiba situation?

Nazuna- yeah, I'm fine.

Nazuna walked out of the room.

In Nazuna's Car

Nazuna *singing* tell me when to go. Tell me when to go. Tell me when to go. Tell me when to go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Nazuna's cell phone starts to ring.

Nazuna- kiba, why are you calling me?

Kiba- I wanted to apologize…you're right. I have no reason to be mad…he's just a friend.

Nazuna- well your apology is accepted. Are you coming back home?

Kiba- I'm already there.

Nazuna *squealing* YAY!!! I missed you soooo much!

Nazuna pulls up in her driveway and sees Kiba standing there.

Kiba- hey love.

Kiba ran up to her and kissed her.

Nazuna- I love you.

Kiba- I love you too.

At Dance Studio

Ino and Tsubasa are practicing their splits.

Ino- did you here, Tsubasa?

Tsubasa- what?

Ino- Naz and Kiba broke up.

Tsubasa- WHAT???????

Ino- I know, right?

Nazuna and Kiba walk in with their arms linked.

Nazuna- hey chicas.

Tsubasa- uh…I'm lost here…I thought you guys broke up.

Nazuna- no way!

Kiba- why would we do that?

Tsubasa and Ino- WHAT???????

Ino- but tenten told me…

Nazuna- tenten lied to you.

Kiba- yeah. We wouldn't break up. We love eachother!

Ino- but….but…but…

Nazuna- shut up yamanaka, you're ruining our moment.

Kiba kissed his girlfriend chastely and tenten walked in.

Tenten- jeez, ya made up quick.

Kiba- what're you talking about, Tenten? We never broke up.

Tenten *looking clueless* what? What happened to the “I hate you and you're dead to me”?

Nazuna- I have no idea what she's talking about. Do you, love?

Kiba- nope. Not at all.

They both laughed.

Nazuna- well, we'll see you guys later! I've gotta get ready for the show!

Ino- uh…bye?

Tsubasa- I'm still lost.

Tenten- don't feel alone, Tsubasa.

Meeting Room

neji, sasuke, and shikamaru are all sitting at the table talking.

Neji- so you're saying that Nazi knew your bro before you knew her?

Sasuke- yup. Since they were younger, but he never told me.

Shikamaru- okay, timeline: naz met itachi. Naz made friends with itachi. Skip a couple of years. You met naz. You dated naz. Naz dumps you for kiba. Kiba and naz fall in love. Naz sees itachi again. They get together and hang out. kiba thinks she's cheating and dumps her. Next day. you find out itachi knows naz. Naz and kiba make up.

Neji & Sasuke- They made up?

Shikamaru- yezerd, and according to my sources, cough, cough, tsubasa yamazaki, they acted like nothing ever happened.

Sasuke- they don't tell me anything anymore.

Neji- they never did.

Sasuke- you know what hyuga…

Shikamaru- GUYS!!!

Sasuke & Neji- what?!

Shikamaru- SHUT UP!!!!

Nazuna and Kiba's House

Kiba and Nazuna are lying on their bed.

Nazuna- I need to go get ready.

Kiba *grabbing her* not just yet love.

Nazuna- you always do this.

Kiba *kissing her neck* I know.

Nazuna- you're tempting me…but no. the talent show's in two hours.

Kiba- oh c'mon! Two hours?!

Nazuna- you know how long it takes me to get ready!

Nazuna got up and walked into the bathroom.

In Bathroom

Nazuna *putting on her bikini top and thinking to herself* this is soooo cool! I wonder what the winner gets…

Her phone starts to ring.

Nazuna *putting it on speaker* yo.

Itachi- wassup?

Nazuna- nothing really…I'm just getting ready for the show.

Itachi- I hope you guys win. You're really good, I hear.

Nazuna- yeah, we are.

Itachi- where's your boyfriend?

Nazuna- *laughing* in our room. Why?

Itachi- no reason. He just seems mean.

Nazuna- oh Itachi-kun, he isn't really. He just gets jealous easily.

Itachi- huh…well I gotta go if I wanna make it to the studio on time.

Nazuna- kay, bye itachi.

Itachi- bye.

Nazuna hung up her phone and pulled up her skirt, which really didn't matter because you could see her underwear, even when she didn't bend over.

Nazuna *thinking to herself* I look hot…

Kiba barges in.

Kiba- aw damn…

Nazuna- what?

Kiba- I was hoping to catch you naked.

Nazuna *shoving him in his arm* you hentai!

Kiba- don't even act like you don't think that way about me.

Nazuna- I DON'T!!!!

Kiba *wrapping his arms around her waist* sure you don't.

Nazuna- kiba, I'm DEAD serious. I don't!

Kiba laughed and nazuna pushed him off.

Nazuna *dabbing black eyeshadow on her eyes* get out! An artist doesn't like to be watched.

Kiba- art?

Nazuna- yes, putting on makeup is a sort of art. You ever heard of a makeup artist?

Kiba *laughing* whatever…you're weird.

Kiba walked out of the room singing “we belong together” by Mariah Carey.

Nazuna- and you're callin' me weird…

At Neji and Tenten's House

Tenten *fully dressed and about to leave* Bye Neji…

Neji- the talent show doesn't start for about another couple of hours.

Tenten- I HAVE TO PRACTICE!!!

Neji- okay, okay! God, calm down!

Tenten smiled and kissed him on the cheek and walked out the door.

Neji *thinking to himself* is this girl on her period?! First she's happy, then she's pissed, then she's happy!

Neji turned around and walked into his bedroom.

Neji *thinking to himself* I should get ready to go…

Ino and Shikamaru's House

Ino and shikamaru are both getting ready to go.

Ino *putting on her lipgloss* now, I don't look like a drag queen, do i?

Shikamaru- for the billionth time NO!!!

Ino- well sorry if I care what I look like!

Shikamaru- ino, just leave. I'll be there in about an hour.

Ino- kay, bye.

Shikamaru closed his eyes and puckered his lips, but ino walked out of the door.

Shikamaru- AW C'MON!!!!

Tsubasa's House

Tsubasa *grabbing her purse* sasuke?
Sasuke- huh?

Tsubasa- ready to go?

Sasuke- yeah.

Tsubasa- okay. Let me just go do my hair.

Sasuke- why would you ask me if I'm ready and then say you're going to go do your hair?

Tsubasa- good question…

Tsubasa walks out of the room.

Tsubasa's Bathroom

Tsubasa is curling her black hair into loose waves.

Tsubasa *thinking to herself* I'm so sexy it's not even funny.

Tsubasa looked at her full body.

Tsubasa *touching her stomach* my abs are killer…

Tsubasa straightened her pink leather halter top and smoothed her black and pink skirt

Tsubasa *sighing* man…

She flicked her hair and walked back out.

In Kiba's Car

Kiba- after you win this, I'm taking you out.

Nazuna *giggling* how do you know I'm going to win?

Kiba- believe me, the majority of the audience is guys. You'll win.

Nazuna- *now laughing* I'm that cute?

Kiba- you're not cute.

Nazuna- what?!

Kiba- you're hot.

At a red-light, Kiba kissed her.

Nazuna- I wuv you kiba.

Kiba- *Eskimo kissing her* I wuv you too, nazi.

They arrive at the studio.

Kiba- ready?

Nazuna- oh so ready.

Kiba got out of the car and put his arm around her.

Kiba- good luck.

In Meeting Room

Ino, Nazuna, Tenten, and Tsubasa are sitting at the table, talking.

Tenten- let's do another practice session.

Ino, Tsubasa, and Nazuna- good idea.

They all get up and go to the Dance Studio.

Dance Studio

Nazuna- okay, you guys. Let's get this show on the road.

Tsubasa- okey dokey.

Ino- five, six seven, eight...

Ino- Typical. Hardly the type I fall for. I like when it's physical. Don't leave me askin' for more. I'ma sexy mama. Just tryna get what I wanna. Wanna come and sing this for ya. Bout all the things that I told ya.

Tsubasa- you sayin' all the right things all night long, but I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off. Baby can't you see? These clothes are fitting on me. And the heat coming from dis beat. I'm about to blow, I don't think you know.

Tenten- you say you're a big boy but I can't agree. Cuz the love you said you had ain't been put on me. I wonder am I just too much for you? Wonder of my kiss'll make you just wonder what I got next for you.

Nazuna- What'cha wanna do? Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours. I can see just like those guys that your game is weak. Baby can't you see? These clothes are fitting on me. And the heat coming from dis beat. I'm about to blow, I don't think you know.

Now you can get what'cha want, but I need what I need. Now let me tell ya what's crackalacking fore I proceed. I'ma show you where to put it at. PCD on me, yeah I thought I saw a pussycat. Now roll with the big dog all six of ya on me now tell me how it feels babydoll. Ashley, Nicole, Carmet, Jessica, Kimberly, Melody, you tellin' me?

Ino- loosen up my buttons babe.

Tsubasa- loosen up my buttons babe.

Nazuna- loosen up my buttons babe.

Tenten- loosen up my buttons babe.

Ino- loosen up my buttons babe.

Tsubasa- loosen up my buttons babe.

Nazuna- loosen up my buttons babe.

Tenten- loosen up my buttons babe.

All- I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby. But you keep fronting. Sayin' what you gonna do to me. But I ain't see nothing. I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby. But you keep fronting. Sayin' what you gonna do to me. But I ain't see nothing. I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby. But you keep fronting. Sayin' what you gonna do to me. But I ain't see nothing. I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby. But you keep fronting. Sayin' what you gonna do to me. But I ain't see nothing.

Auditorium

Kiba- I can't wait. Can you wait? I'm so ready. Are you so ready?

Neji- *grabbing him* dude, dude! Calm down! Get a grip!

Kiba- I'm just so hyped up because my baby's gonna win the talent show!

Neji- so is mine, but you don't see me flippin' out, do you?!

Kiba- you're right, you're right.

Then the lights dimmed, and Kakashi walked onto the stage.

Kakashi- what's up naruto cast?

Everyone in the audience applauded.

Kakashi- okay! Our first performers are two peas in a pod, Nazuna Yamazaki and Itachi Uchiha!

The stage dims and nazuna comes out in jeans, a pink belly top and pink platforms and itachi came out in a wifebeater, some jeans and some Jordans

Kiba *gasping* what the foogly?!

Neji- okay, Kiba. Calm down, breathe in, breathe out.

Kiba- now I know she's cheating.

Then kiba's phone started to ring.

Kiba- what is it, Tenten?

Tenten- nazi wanted me to tell you that this performance doesn't mean she's cheating.

Kiba- oh, I know.

Then kiba hung up on her.

Kiba- you know what, nej?

Neji- hmm?

Kiba- I'm not gonna say she's cheating until I see some actual evidence.

Neji- good, kiba. You made the right choice.

The music to “Me&U” starts.

Nazuna *singing* you've been waiting so long, I'm here to answer your call. I know that I shouldn't have had you waiting at all. I've been so busy but I've been thinking bout what I wanna do wit you. I know them other guys, they've been talking bout the way I do what I do. They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true. They know you're the one I wanna give it to. I can see you want me too. It's me and you, now. I've been waiting. Think I wanna make a move, now. Baby tell me if you like it. It's me and you, now. I've been waiting. Think I wanna make a move, now. Baby tell me if you like it. I was waiting for you to tell me you were ready. I know what to do, if only you would let me. As long as you're cool with it I'll treat ya right. Here is where you wanna be. I know them other guys, they've been talking bout the way I do what I do. They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true. They know you're the one I wanna give it to. I can see you want me too. It's me and you, now. I've been waiting. Think I wanna make a move, now. Baby tell me if you like it. It's me and you, now. I've been waiting. Think I wanna make a move, now. Baby tell me if you like it. Baby I'll love you all the way down. Get you right where you like it. I promise you'll like it, I swear. Just relax and let me make my move. Cuz it's just me and you, now. I've been waiting. Think I wanna make a move, now. Baby tell me if you like it. It's me and you. It's just me and you. It's just us two. It's just me and you, now. I've been waiting for you're love, I've been waiting. Wanna make a move now.

Everyone applauded and itachi and nazuna took a bow.

Nazuna- THANK YOU TOKYO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Itachi and nazuna walked off stageand Kakashi comes out.

Neji & Shikamaru- you aight, kiba?

Kiba- oh yeah. Perfectly fine.

Neji- *pulling out painkillers* you want one?

Kiba- I'm FINE!

Neji- okay jeez!

Kakashi- our next performer is a poet who calls herself Cocoa.

Temari and Gaara walk onto the stage, gaara holding a drum.

Temari- hit it, red.

Gaara nodded and started to play.

Temari *clearing her throat* ahem…this poem is called “Cut.”

(Quick author's note: I actually wrote this poem.)

These pass few months have been so hard.

I just can't seem to get by

I wish it all would go away

And every trouble died

But that's not ever happening soon

So I'll just sit and wait

For God to say it's my time

And open Heaven's gate

No, I can't wait that long

I have to speed the clock

To save myself from life's cruelty

I've put my decision on lock

I'm going to make a drastic choice

That'll change my world for life

I'm going to fade away the pain

By cutting myself with a knife

Cut, cut, the knife was cold.

My blood dripped to the floor.

I smiled to myself and winced a bit…

Then my mom walked through the door

She frowned at me and then said,

“Cocoa I'm concerned about your health.”

I quickly hid the knife and smiled.

I was lucky I had great stealth.

“Don't worry mom I'm perfectly fine.

Don't you fret about me.”

I covered my arm and smiled again.

Her fear was there to see.

Backstage

Tsubasa- okay guys let's pray.

Nazuna, Tsubasa, Ino, and Tenten all joined hands.

Tsubasa- dear kami, bless us and let us win this talent show.

Nazuna- and let out boyfriends stay with us FOREVER even if we don't win.

Ino- disregard Nazi's prayer. We're GOING to win. Anywho, even if we didn't, they'd still date us.

Tenten- yeah, because we're hot as shit.

Tsubasa- preach it.

Tenten laughed.

Ino *her giggles residing* okay guys, for real. Let's pray.

Tenten, Nazuna & Tsubasa- fine.

Tenten- okay, me first this time. Dear kami, please let us do well in this show, and please let kiba not think nazi is cheating on him.

Nazuna- WHAT???????

Tenten- oh yeah…I kinda forgot to tell you that kiba was oober mad when you performed with itachi.

Nazuna- well, he'll just have to get over it.

Tenten- you're wrong.

Nazuna- do you think I care?

Ino- OKAY GUYS, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nazuna &Tenten- what the hell is your issue?
Ino- can we please PRAY?

Nazuna- okay fine!

Ino- okay.

They all joined hands again.

Ino- dear kami, please let us…

Kakashi barges in.

Kakashi- you guys are ON!

Tsubasa- holy crap, for real?!

Kakashi-*mocking her* holy crap, yes!

Tsubasa *muttering* why I aughta…

Ino- c'mon guys, let's go!

Auditorium

Kiba- don't you hope they win?

Neji- I know they'll win. Again, the majority of the audience is men. They'll win.

Kiba *laughing* that's the exact same thing I said to Nazuna.

Neji- it's believable…

Kakashi walks onto the stage.

Kakashi- and now…last, and least…no I'm kidding.

Neji & Kiba- YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!

Kakashi- just kidding, kami!

Neji- YOU BETTER BE!

Kakashi- ooookaaaay… anywho, your last performers call themselves…

Ino, Nazuna, Tenten, and Tsubasa appear behind him.

Ino- Faster.

Tsubasa- kill.

Tenten & Nazuna- Pussycat.

The crowd starts screaming and yelling and kinda acting like it's a friggin match between D-generation X and the McMahons.

Nazuna- *snatching the mic from Kakashi* thank you, thank you! I just wanna say to all you guys out there…you know what? I'ma let the girl who's single say it.

Nazuna gave the mic to tsubasa.

Tsubasa- okay, guys. You think we're hot right?

All the guys yelled “yes”.

Tsubasa- that's what I thought. Now, you guys would like to see me take my clothes off, wouldn't you?

All the guys yelled “yes”.

Tsubasa- well too bad. But there are two girls standing beside me who'll do it.

Tenten pulled her bra strap and nazuna lifted her skirt.

Ino- *snatching the mic* and if we win, we promise they'll give you the bestest expose` you've ever seen. But now, let's perform.

Tenten *snatching the mic* lets do it, yamanaka.

Smoke covers the stage and buttons starts.

What it do baby boo? Yeah lil mama you lookin' good. I see you wanna play wit a playa from da hood. Come holla at me. You got it like that. Big snoop dogg wit da lead pussycat. I show how it go down. Yeah I wanna go down. Me and u, one on one. Treat it like a showdown. You look at me and I look at you. I'm reachin' for ya shirt. Watcha want me to do?

Ino- loosen up my buttons babe.

Tsubasa- loosen up my buttons babe.

Nazuna- loosen up my buttons babe.

Tenten- loosen up my buttons babe.

Ino- loosen up my buttons babe.

Tsubasa- loosen up my buttons babe.

Nazuna- loosen up my buttons babe.

Tenten- loosen up my buttons babe.

Everyone starts to scream like crazy again and tsubasa, ino, tenten, and nazuna take a bow.

Nazuna- thank you bitches!

Tsubasa- TTYL!

Tenten- we luv you guys!

Ino- hugs and kisses!

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A/n: it's been a while since I've wrote a bottom author's note. Right now, I'm listening to lady marmalade; you know the one with Pink, Christina Aguilera, Maya, Lil Kim, and all dem others. But I digress. Okay, for your info, the girls don't know about the prize with the whole playboy thing. The reason why I made that prize was because I LOVE that show. My fave's Kendra. She's funny. Oh yeah, and a certain dead hyuga will return soon.

Chao!