Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: Uncut & Uncensored ❯ The Dead Is Living ( Chapter 16 )

A/n: hi, hi! What it do? Wassup? How're you? What's crackalacking? Hey! Now matter how i say it, I'm always happy to see someone's been reading my fic. I think I might've said this already, but I've been typing this whole fic when my internet's down, so when I post it, it's all probably gonna be at once, or I might not be done! Oh yeah, and another thing, to all you hinata-luvers, I'm sorry she died. Ps, this chapter is mighty short.

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Chapter Sixteen: The Dead is Living

 

The next day in the studio

Nazuna- *stroking Duchess's ears* I'm sooo pumped about hearing the results!

Temari- me too.

Nazuna- I mean, it's friggin clear who's gonna win.

Temari- I know, right?

Nazuna- I mean duh.

Nazuna & Temari- I'm TOTALLY gonna win. What? No you're not! I am! You MUST be trippin!

Tenten- it's something wrong with them.

Tsubasa- I agree.

They both laughed.

Kiba, Neji and Shikamaru run in.

Nej- you guys may think I'm crazy but HINATA'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone except Tsubasa and Nazuna- WHAT???????????

Shikamaru- we're dead serious, no lie.

Ino- you can't be. I saw her die with my own eyes.

Kiba- we're not lying. Come to Tokyo Beach. She's there!

Ino- why didn't you guys get her?!

Neji- *slapping himself in the forehead* CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

Tenten- you re-re!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nazuna- c'mon, we'll take the limo.

Nazuna grabbed ino's wrist, who grabbed kiba's wrist who grabbed tsubasa's wrist who grabbed neji's wrist who grabbed shikamaru's wrist who grabbed tenten's wrist.

 

In Stretch Limo

Tenten- okay guys! Who wants champagne?

Tsubasa- oooh me!

Nazuna- *taking off her jacket and sitting Duchess on top of it* count me in.

Ino & Shikamaru- count us in, too.

Neji & Kiba-*both holding empty champagne bottles* we already got a head start.

Nazuna- oh God, guys. Really.

Tsubasa- *hooking her iPod up to her iDog* let's listen to the new CD I uploaded.

“Chelsea” by Stefy starts.

Nazuna- this is kiba's ringer on my cell!

Ino- so you made a big mistake last night when you left him alone with Chelsea?

Nazuna- *laughing* no, silly.

Tenten, Tsubasa, Ino, and Nazuna *singing* I can see there's something in your eye. You just took a fall from paradise. Circled lipstick on your neck.

Neji- shut up! God, it's like, everytime a song comes on the radio, you have to have a friggin musical!

 

At Studio

Kishimoto- okay, you know what?

Everyone at studio- what?

Kishimoto- since Ino is NEVER here, I'm secretly firing her and taking over her job as director.

Everyone at studio- YAAAAAAAYYYY KISHIMOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kishimoto- I mean, c'mon, I'm Ma-friggin-sashi kishi-friggin-moto, friggin founder of naruto. Three cheers for me!

Everyone at studio- MASASHI, MASASHI, MASASHI!!!!!

Kishimoto- team Masashi, FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Temari- *throwing panties at him* oh masashi, I LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kishimoto *thinking to himself* I like this….

Haku- Masashi, will you marry me????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masashi- okay, you're a dude…I think….

Temari- yeah, he's my man!

Haku- no he's not!

Temari- yuh-huh!

Haku- nuh-uh!

Temari- yuh-huh!

Haku- nuh-uh!

Temari- yuh-huh!

Haku- nuh-uh!

 

 

In stretch limo

Tsubasa- don't you guys love being the most highly rated characters on naruto?

Nazuna- * clicking her champagne glass with hers* I know. We're livin' the life.

They arrive at the beach.

Ino- I still think you guys are lying.

Tenten- I know, right? There's no way. Sakura buried hinata in the sand at Tokyo Beach. She knew what she was doing.

Nazuna & Tsubasa- oh my god, she did?

Neji- this is why you guys should've been there for the beginning of the 2nd season.

They all get out the car.

Tenten- man, I wish I brought my bathing suit.

Nazuna- well I did, and I brought extras.

Tsubasa- I'm wearin' mine.

Ino- ditto.

Tenten- am I the only one who didn't bring a friggin bathing suit?!

Neji- calm down!

 

Tokyo Beach

Nazuna *playing volleyball with Ino, Tsubasa, and Tenten* you guys can go get Hinata and we'll just stay here and play.

Kiba- Ugh, fine.

Nazuna- What? We're not tryin to get our hands dirty!

Tsubasa- She's right.

Shikamaru- you girls are so self-centered. How troublesome.

Tenten, Tsubasa, Ino, and Tsubasa laughed.

Ino- we know.

The guys walked off.

 

Fifteen Minutes Later

Tsubasa- we need some music…

She took her iDog out of her purse and set it on the ground, and Just the Girl by Click Five started.

Ino- alright, let me serve.

Tsubasa, Nazuna, & Tenten- Kay.

Ino snatched the volleyball from Tenten and jumped into the air.

Ino- Try to catch this!

She blasted the ball all the way back by the jet skis.

Tsubasa- Jeez Yamanaka!!!!

She and Nazuna ran back and got it.

Nazuna- I wanna serve this time!

Ino- Fine, suit yourself.

Nazuna *launching herself in the air* Ha, you ready?!

She too blasted the ball far, and it went out of sight.

Tenten- aw c'mon, Nazi that was our only ball!!!

Nazuna- Chill! We'll just go get it.

 

In Meeting Room

Sasuke and Naruto are talking.

Sasuke- you know, I'm starting to get the feeling they don't like me.

Naruto- Who?

Sasuke- Nazuna, Kiba, Ino, Tenten, Neji, Shikamaru, and Tsubasa.

Naruto- ya think?

Sasuke- Naruto shut up.

Naruto- Well didn't you go on a date with Tsubasa?

Sasuke- yeah…ONE date! She never asked me out after that!

Naruto- well maybe she doesn't know how.

Sasuke- believe me, she's Nazuna's cousin. She knows how. I think she just doesn't like me and went out with me to see how it would feel.

Naruto- aw c'mon, Sasuke, don't think that way.

Sasuke- it's probably true.

Naruto laughed.

Naruto- I'm gonna go…to visit Sakura.

Sasuke- oh yeah, that's right, she quit.

Naruto *smirking* but I know where she lives.

 

At Sakura's House

Sakura *thinking to herself* I wonder how Ino-san's doing as director…

She sat up on her bed and cut on the TV.

TV- It is now known that only 35% of people in Tokyo graduate from high school!

Sakura- wow…maybe I should finish school…but then again, in Japan I do only have to finish the 9th grade to get a job, so maybe not.

She heard her doorbell ring.

Sakura *thinking to herself* please be sasuke, please be sasuke…

 

At Front Door

Sakura opened the door to see naruto standing there.

Sakura- oh…Naruto-kun. I wasn't expecting you.

Naruto *chuckling* me either…can I come in or do I have to stand in the doorway?

Sakura- uh, sure. Want some coffee?

 

At Tokyo Beach

Ino- we have been walking for forever.

Tenten- yeah Naz, this is all your fault.

Nazuna- SORRY, Kami! I just wanted to show off my skills!

Then a kunai came flying their way, but they all quickly matrixed and dodged it.

Tsubasa- Jeez, scary movie much.

Tenten- I know! Who is that?

A lavender eyed girl with long black hair crept out of the trees.

Tenten & Ino- H-Hinata?

Hinata- In the flesh.

Tsubasa- but I thought Hinata had short hair.

Hinata- *growling* I grew it out. Gotta issue with that?!

Tsubasa *trembling* n-no…

Tenten- dude I thought you were dead!

Hinata- no I wasn't. YOU BURIED ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tenten and ino's eyes grew wide.

Ino- whoa…oops.

Hinata- where is Neji?! He'll beat the crap out of you.

Tenten- *laughing nervously* yeah…about that…

Hinata- what did you guys stab him TOO?!

Tenten *now sweating* no…not that. He's kinda my…um…my boyfriend….

Hinata's face grew red.

Hinata- WHAT????? YOU OF ALL PEOPLE??????????

Nazuna- hey hun, cool your jets. I may have joined the show way after your were buried, but Tenten's my best friend and I'm not gonna just let you dis her like that.

Hinata- oh? And what in the world are you gonna do about it.

Nazuna- I'm gonna fight you.

Tenten- w-whoa there Nazuna. Hinata has the Byaku…

Nazuna- yeah, I know. The Byakugan. The infamous Byakugan. Ha, do you think I care?

Tenten- but you'll get hurt!

Nazuna- Tenten, I fought sasuke and didn't get a scratch on me. I can face her.

Tenten- for real though, don't do it.

Ino- yeah, she's right!

Tsubasa- no, I want her to. Cuz I'm gonna help her. No offense Hinata, I've just always wanted to fight a Hyuga.

Ino- why didn't you just fight Neji?

Tsubasa- yeah…he's kind of too much of a Hyuga.

Nazuna- well you heard her, the battle's ON!!!!