Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Random Babble ❯ Random Babble ( Chapter 1 )

Author's Note: Heylo!!! This is something my friends and me wrote at the end of our freshman year in math. We were hype and had a sub. Lol and yes I'm a sophomore now. XD Enjoy! Oh and yes, we are all girls. Girls wrote this. XD

 

Disclaimer: No I do not own Naruto; if I did it would basically be a hentai smut. XD lmao

 

 

Naruto- Christina C.

Kakashi- Asia

Sakura- Breshay

Sasuke- Alex S.

Garaa- Me!

 

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Kakashi- Hey people what's good? Guess who I'm crushin on….. nevermind. ^-^

 

Garaa- Nani? ._.?

 

Sasuke- Mmhmm I'm crushin on Sakura… sike-bitch!

 

Naruto- What did you say? You lost me.

 

Garaa- I have someone special too! Chocolate! <3

 

Sasuke- Muwahaha!!! Evil am I…. Did I say that out loud? seeps into darkness … I shall rule them with my sexy Asian hair!

 

Garaa- Sexy Asian hair? 6_6 I wish I had some…

 

Kakashi- You went from white to Asian? Woah man. I'm crushin on a guy, yeah that's right! I'm gay bitches!

 

Sasuke- Mmmmmm Kakashi I'm crushin on you too! I'll be your bitch!

 

Garaa- o.o;; takes pictures Can I watch?

 

Naruto- Um, people should feel violated. Eww!

 

Sasuke- Nah, it's ok. We can pop lock and drop it then be in the bed like OOOHHH…. Or >_>

 

Kakashi- Woah people I don't do pornos!!! But if the money's good … heh heh!!

 

Garaa- Temari does pornos! ^_^ She made me video tape it one time….. ;~; what's a rimjob?

 

Kakashi- Otay people its getting a little too serious. I'm suppose to be wise and what I said wasn't very wise. Porn is bad but stripping is good.

 

Sasuke- O_o Psh… IT'S ALL GOOD!

 

Garaa- Yay! strips and runs around naked

 

Kakashi- Sorry I cant streak, I know too many people.

 

Sasuke- rips off Kakashi's clothes WOOT!

 

Naruto- Oh gosh, ewww gross!

 

Kakashi- Ahhh!! I feel violated! runs away and cant be found

 

Sasuke- finds Kakashi using ninja powers Yay! Damn hoes… it's raining! Wooo I made it rain on you hoes!!!

 

Garaa- ._.? Can I… taste your rain?

 

Sasuke- FUCK NO! It's Kakashi's and Naruto's secret spring…. I'm not that much of a smut! XD

 

Naruto- When I use my powers you'll all be so just so damn sorry.. ha-oh hahahaha

 

Garaa- But I'm more emo than you… I should be getting more of the love TT-TT

 

Kakashi- Oh look at the time I think my mistress is calling its calling its time for me to go. And besides, it's getting chilly.

 

Garaa- Is that why you have a tent in your pants? And it's growing? Points

 

Sasuke- No, its trying to reach me =]

 

Kakashi- If you had forgotten I'm not wearing any damn pants.

 

Garaa- …… tilts head to the side and stares Is that a hot dog?

 

Kakashi- runs off to mistress

 

Kakashi opens the door to find his mistress dead and Sasuke on the bed in drag

 

Sasuke- Howolf hooo!

 

Kakashi- WTF!! Faints

 

Garaa- Appears from the sandy darkness Penis pump! dances in boxers

 

Sasuke- How the fuck did you get here!?

 

Kakashi- Too much drama! Cant take this! takes gun to head and pulls trigger

 

Garaa- O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo …… takes breath OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Kakashi- Wtf? There's no bullets! Damn!

 

Garaa- x.o;; Too… much… passes out

 

Sasuke- Oh Christ…. jacks off Oooohhh Kakashi!!!!

 

END.

 

 

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Haha hope you had enyoed me and my friends randomness xD R&R