Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Random Babble ❯ Soul Stealin, McNuggetin, Yaoi Babble ( Chapter 2 )

 

Author's Note: The people demanded more. Thus they got more!

 

Itachi- Me!

Sasuke- Chloe!

Sakura- Christina!

 

WARNING: LANUAGE!! BAD BAD LANGUAGE!!!!

 

Disclaimer- I do NOT own Naruto, if I did, It would be just plain smutt xD lol

 

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Itachi- Sakura! Gimme your soul!!!

 

Sasuke- I don't have one do u want my foot?

 

Sakura-I want your foot

 

Itachi- What the hell am I suppose to do with a foot? O.o Souls people! I need souls!!!

 

Sasuke- how about soul food its soul?

 

Sakura-no its not big head!!

 

Itachi- ….. Is it made with people? If it's not I'm not takin it.

 

Sasuke- (says under his breath) well u ate my hot dog and that was made out of…. Never mind.

 

Sakura-maybe I ate it

 

Itachi- O_O Nooooooooooo!!!!!! You said only I could suck on your hot dog baby brother!! How could you betray me! dresses up in Shakespeare clothes and holds a dagger Give me liberty! Or give me death!

 

Sasuke- Nooooooooooooooo Juliet!!! wow I got caught up in the moment. Don't do it itachi!!

 

Sakura- Are we still talking about hot dogs are what!!

 

Itachi- NO! We need souls damnit! Not hot diggity snoopyty diggity dogs!!!

 

Sasuke- you can have my heart wait I don't have one u can have my ribs but my soul

food ribs yum. poor little piggy. Oink oink rest in peace.

 

Sakura- I love dogs bark bark!

 

Itachi- GAH!!!! What am I going to do with you people/ Man… fuck the damn souls now… I wanna.. DANCE!!! STRIPS BUTT NAKED Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom. I wanna go boom boom!

 

Sasuke- woo-hoo now I got soul! strips butt naked

 

Itachi- hisses like a snake We're now ssssssssssoouuulll brotherssssss!!!!

 

Sasuke- no I want to be a cat makes sound like a cat meow

 

Sakura- I like chayanne

 

Itachi- points at Sasuke You fuckin pussy!!! points at Sakura and snaps his fingers Girrrl, oh no you didn't!

 

Sasuke- oh that's messed up im going to cut your (beep) off you pervert cuts sakura beef stick off*

 

Sakura- aaah aaah my ding a ling; anyway sings nugget song im into nuggets ya'll im into nuggets ya'll.

 

Itachi- McNuggets, McNuggets, what! Ketchup and mayo, ketchup and mayo!

 

Sasuke- Mcnuggets are sooooooooo disguting Im into cheeseburgers with mayo and ketchup! Ketchup and mayo, ketchup and mayo!! Yum

 

Sakura- its too much steaminess in my head I can't even think. Bark bark u dumb bitches

 

Itachi- ARF!!!! ARF ARF ARF!!! >O coughs…… Anyways….. shouldn't we end this?

 

Sasuke- what the flick what is your problem why I are u making dog noises makes sex noises that's what im talking about get serious

 

Sakura- um what the…. I don't thinks so I like dog noises makes dog sex noises.

 

Itachi- o/////////o Damn… I wanna fuck now!! bends his ass over and opens buttcheeks Oh yes! Someone screw me!!!!!

 

Sasuke- *takes clothes off* lets go im hard enough let get crackin hahaha that's funny cause u have butt all out and all I see is your open butt.

 

Sakura- I think I'll pass runs away in terror!!

 

Itachi- ;~; goes into a corner Whose bitch do I gotta be to get fucked around here?

 

Sasuke- you can be my bitch bro! I screw you maybe later we can go to jerry springer and tell our problems to the number instigator in the world Jerry and maybe u can have a threesome!!! Woo hoo!!

 

Itachi- O.O That…. Sounds GENIUS!!!!!! LETS GO!!!! Seeya Sakura!!

 

Sasuke- woo-wee-woo-wee -woo this can be a whole new life for us!! Maybe I can be a porn star like I always wanted to be my name would be sukey sucky!! Lets go!!!

 

 

END?

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Author's Note- R&R oh and I will have all four of my wisedom teeth >.<;; So idk when will be the next time I will update =] So just keep supporting me and my friends!