Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Random Randomness ❯ Chapter 2

S.A.: `Tis a true gift, being random…

 

Title: Random Randomness

 

Summery: I'm just gonna type and see what happens.

 

Warnings: I just watched Fooly Cooly… Ninja Sailor Scouts!! Don't read this if you can't take a joke

 

Type: Random

 

Chapter: Two

 

Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto. Or the attacks from Sailor Moon. (Don't ask how I know the names of the attacks.)

 

S.A.: Here we go!

 

 

 

The whole group (even though they were dead the last time we saw them) were sitting in a nice meadow when, for no apparent reason, a meteor dropped from the sky. It burst open to revile a man in a… pop singer's dress?!

 

“I am Lord Yamsukemoon (the rest of the name is impossible to pronounce) and I am here to take over the world as Brittany Spears at the head of the world conqueror, Disney!!!!!!!!!!”

 

“Mmmmkay. Good luck with that.” Tenten said, not looking up from the book she was reading.

 

Suddenly, Team Seven jumped up. “We shall defend the world from the evils of Brittany Spears and Disney!!!!!!!!”

 

Sakura grabbed a ukulele from out of nowhere and attempted to knock out Lord Yam, however the ukulele merely broke, leaving Lord Yam completely unharmed. “Ukulele no good!!”

 

Naruto was too busy walking like a mysterious hero with a trash can lid for a hat to help Sakura.

 

“Neji, it looks like it's up to us!” Sasuke yelled.

 

Neji jumped up. “Okay, lets do it!! Moon Cosmic Power!!!!” He yelled. Several bright lights suddenly hid Neji from view.

 

“Moon Prism Power!!!” Sasuke yelled, being surrounded pink hearts.

 

Then, Shino decided to join in the party. “Mars Planet Power!!!!”

 

Next was Shika. “Mercury Planet Power!!!”

 

The next one to join in the fun was Choji. “Jupiter Planet Power!!!!”

 

At last, there was Garra, who walked up while everyone else was staring at the pretty lights. “Venus Planet Power!!!!!!!” More hearts surrounded him.

 

All the guys stood there, actually in mini-skirts and sailor suits. “We are the Ninja Sailor Scouts!!!!!!”

 

“I'm Sailor Moon and in the name of the moon… I WILL PUNISH YOU!!!” Neji yelled, posing.

 

“Oh no!!!” Lord Yam yelled.

 

“Moon Spiral Heart Ace!!!!” Neji yelled, pulling out a magic wand thingy.

 

Pink hearts shot out of the wand and killed Lord Yam.

 

“Well, that's done…”

 

“Don't be so sure, Sailor Scouts!!!” Itachi yelled, jumping down from… somewhere. “I am Queen Itachi, the Ninja version of Queen Beryl!!!!!!!”

 

“Oh perfect.” Temari, who fallowed Garra, said.

 

“Venus Love and Beauty Shock!!!!”

 

“Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

“Jupiter Oak Evolution!!!!!!!!!!”

 

“Mars Flame Sniper!!!!”

 

“Pink Sugar Heart Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

“Hmm. You know things are off when Sasuke has an attack including “Pink”, “Sugar”, and “Heart.” Or just one those would work.”

 

“Death Storm!!!!!” Itachi yelled.

 

Rain began to pour down upon the Ninja Sailor Scouts, killing them instantly.

 

“Hey! That's not from Sailor Moon-” Neji yelled before the rain reached him as well.

 

“Prepare to face the deadly wrath of my deadly electric dead guitar!!!!!!!!!” Sakura said, charging at “Queen” Itachi and killing him.

 

Suddenly, the ground under Ino, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, and Temari crumbled and they fell into the hot lava below. Then, a stray rock fell and took Lee's head right off his shoulders and a rainbow sprouted out of his neck.

 

--We interrupt this fanfic for an important news bulletin--

 

This is Gai. Gai is a good boy. Gai is perfect. Kids, don't be you, be Gai. Lee supports this message.

 

--Now we return you to your scheduled fanfic--

 

Naruto and Sakura shrugged before eloping on their way to China. But, as they crossed the border, a panda from South Africa landed on them and all three exploded.

 

The End. Or is it? O.o

 

S.A.: Scary… Well, the two chapters of this have a few things in common. See if you can spot them (it's not hard.). Wonder what will happen to the poor guys next…. DBZ, maybe? Or maybe even Baby Loony Tunes. Blue's Clues? Something that I haven't thought of yet? I have no idea.