Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sassychan ❯ Chapter 4: Herma..what? dites? ( Chapter 4 )

Author's Notes:

Indeed, I have just come to realize that the "words to trigger the inspiration" that I placed on the last chapter actually was quite ridiculous considering it is SO not related to the plot of the story at all. But, hey, didn't you all think that the Orlando Bloom's words are a real treat? Anyways, on to the story!

DISCLAIMER:

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Sassychan

by Boyarina

Chapter 4: Herma..what? dites?

Sasuke couldn't come in terms with the facta that HE have breasts. Yes, people, technically, HE is still a HE.

Or at least half of him is still is a HE.

He found out about this disgusting revelation when he had woken up earlier from his stupor, thinking that it was just all a bad dream. HE had been in a nasty surprise when his hands automatically came up to search his chest only to find the mounds being there still like they were before.

BUT that isn't the nastiest thing of all. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He would have resignedly accepted his fate as a girl seeing that the nightmarish mounds that were there before he lost consciousness are still there when he came to, but the thing is his eyelashes, voice, fingers are the only major things that have decided to change.

Not that anatomical part, not that particular genitalia that would haveultimately sealed his fate as a girl.

Yes people. For those who have yet to catch up his to where he is leading to, he still have his equipment tuck neatly between his legs, making him still a HE.

...only with breasts.

It took all his might not to shriek like a girl (no pun intended) when he found out about this UGLY, UGLY, UGLY fact. More so, when he confronted Kabuto about the probability of him changing back now that he didn't really changed completely, it only made him feel worse.

The look that passed Kabuto's face plainly said "I so don'twant to be you right now." The medic nin did reassure him though that there might be a slight chance of him changing back to a male-- a 40/60 chance, in favor of him completely changing into a female.

"Well, that is comforting," Sasuke commented, probably a bit too sarcastically for Kabuto's liking. He isn't very sorry for his cryptic attitude though. Anyone, anyone, who is in their right mind would be pissed off as he is right now had they been in his shoes.

"You should go to sleep now, Sassy-chan."

If Sasuke had been tossing and turning on his bedding before (due to the gact that he is mightily plagued by the presence of his hemaproditic body), what Kabuto said...No, to be more precise, what Kabuto had called him got him to freeze during a toss he is yet to complete.

He felt the oh-so-familiar twitching of his face as he sat up-right, turning his more than frigid stare at this ecchi.

"WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY.", Sasuke ground out, letting the killer intent flow from him to Kabuto in waves. Despite this, Kabuto gave him a friendly, if not win-some smile in return.

"You gotta have a girly name sometime, don't you think Sasuke-kun?" Kabuto replied not bothering to repeat what he had said before.

Unable to resist, Sasuke bolted to his feet and pointed an accusing finger at the man whom he have considered his saviour but has now proved to be far-FAR more annoying than Naruto.

Keh, that usuratonkachi.

"You are enjoying this, aren't you?" Sasuke snarled, his expression so ferocious it would have shamed the attitude of that of a wild creature cornered to the inch of its life.

As usual, Kabuto remained the icon of calmness itself. Even though Sasuke's ire is at the verge of exploding, Kabuto managed to shrug at him--even had the gall to wink and oggle his breasts.

"Can't say I haven't been enjoying your top part, Sassy-chan." Kabuto (that damn pervert) said in a singsong voice which became more pronounced when that darn female name was mentioned again.

The male part of him would have gladly jumped up and plummel Kabuto to the ground, unfortunately the female part of him dominated overall his emotions. HIs hands that he haven't even noticed were on his hips before (which definitely is WORRYING him because he is doing a lot of 'hands-on-hips' poses lately) went up to his chest as he protected said 'top-part' from his companion's dirty view.

"Would you STOP that!" Sasuke snapped, getting this mighty urge to throw something at the presently chuckling Kabuto. He would have done just that too (he was in the process of reaching out to get one of his sandals) when something clicked inside his head and his mind suddenly belted out at how girly, how sissy and how utterly feminine that would have been.

Sasuke plopped down on his rear in defeat. A whole slew of curses came out of his mouth as he vented his frustration on his poor unsuspecting beddings in the pretense of making himself comfortable.

"I don't want to be called Sassy-chan," he grumbled under his breath. He only meant for his words to be heard by his very own ears. Unfortunately, Kabuto is gifted with these bat- like ears that even his barely above whisper mumblings didn't get past him.

"You got to have a girl name, Sasuke-kun," Kabuto rationalized in this patronizing tone that Sasuke found absolutely annoying. "How weird would it look like for anyone to keep on calling you Sasuke-kun once you are a...", Kabuto mimed the figure of a woman on the air, "fully developed female?"

I would pretend that I didn't see and hear him just now, Sasuke thought, inwardly groaning. Wanting to be left alone, and fuming over his predicament, Sasuke threw the blanket on top his head and started to make faint snorting noises.

Hopefully, this would make Kabuto to leave him alone.

A few crickets nearly chirped, indicating the start of the companiable silence that Sasuke had so been longing for. He was about to sigh with contentment, but his relief was cut short when Kabuto made another snide remark (that guy is just so full of witicism today, aint he!)

"You don't snore Sasuke-kun. You sleep like a log, like a dead log to be precise", Kabuto chuckled at his pun, "If you're gonna convince me that you are sleeping, quit making that racket."

From under the comforts of his blanket Sasuke snarled. Not caring this time around if this revenge bore some resemblance to a girly revenge he had seen before (image of Sakura here, slipping one shoe out of foot and throwing it on one blond baka), Sasuke tore out of his sheets and snatched a sandal aiming for a split second on Kabuto's head.

Then he threw.

Face met Sandal's acquaintance quite pleasantly that evening.