Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sassychan ❯ Chapter 5: A Problem with Vocalizations ( Chapter 5 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: boyarina 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy / Romance / Mystery / Supernatural | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.24.2006 | Updated On: 08.16.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 902 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy / Romance / Mystery / Supernatural | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.24.2006 | Updated On: 08.16.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 902 | Status: Work In Progress
Author's Notes:
Hi! I will do chapter updates everyday...so please keep in touch. Thanks! Thanks as well to the following people: Naomi-Yuko, sasuxnarucute, LbcLostKid, Becky Yuy, xXShadowedfateXx, MisfitMephisto, LbcLostKid. Thank you so much for reviewing! Love you guys! Anyways, there are a couple of things that i would like to add to chap 1...so...once this chap 5 is posted...kindly chk out chap 1 as well...i placed a an additional something there to explain somethings...anyways inspirational wors at the ends of the chappie..thanks!
DISCLAIMER:
I am always proud of the fact that when I want something I would always eventually get it. BUt this is so not in the case when it comes to Naruto. Unfortunately. Therefore, I do not own it. I could play with it though...teehee...
Sassychan
by Boyarina
Chapter 5: A Problem with Vocalizations
Kabuto was not a morning person, and, as far as he knew, nor was Sasuke-kun. That was why Kabuto came to the conclusion that he was still either dreaming and/or hallucinating when he saw Sasuke-kun's face beaming down upon him.
"I'mmm baccckkk..." Sasuke sang out in this husky falsetto that didn't quite equate to how Sasuke-kun was supposed to sound at all.
Never mind that though. Personally, Kabuto liked the sound the gaki produced today and was actually a bit disappointed when Sasuke-kun stopped mid-way in his announcement.
A rather abrupt silence filled the air convincing Kabuto that it was indeed just a dream. More silence ensued as Kabuto nodded back to his sleep.
Yep. Definitely a dream.
That singular thought lasted about two minutes when an ear splitting shriek (a very girly shriek, mind you) shattered all that was calm and peaceful.
"WHAT IN ALL THAT IS CRAPPY AND SHITTY HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING VOICE!"
In the defense of his currently being abused sound receptors, Kabuto stuck a finger into each of his ear canals.
"Do you have to be so loud in the morning?" he grumbled, eyes still half-shut. "More so, do you really think that your voice will remain while the rest of you change? Wouldn't you think that is just plain unnatural?"
Sasuke-kun snarled, tearing his hair (her hair?) out in the process.
"That's the freaking point!," he thundered.
Kabuto sat up and raised one eyebrow.
"Which is?"
"I've got my normal body parts back!" Sasuke snapped, spreading his arms wide--most likely to show him better the evidence to his words. "But now, my voice sounds strange!"
Kabuto scratched his cheek, looking innocent. There's nothing that he could do to help Sasuke-kun in his predicament anyways.
"Your voice actually sounds better," Kabuto smirked, "At least now you don't sound like a cross between a chipmunk and a wannabe- transvestite."
Sasuke-kun looked mortified.
"I sounded like a cross-dressing chipmunk?," he asked, his voice faint.
Kabuto nodded gravely. "Indeed, yesterday, you sounded precisely like that. At least, now you sound like a girl with a really deep voice." His eyes lingered on Sasuke-kun's now flat chest sighing (discreetly) with disappointment.
What's the use of a husky (if not sexy) female voice when it's coming out of a man's mouth? What a waste of air and functioning voice box. Now, if he could just close his eyes, he could picture Sassy-chan super imposed over Sasuke-kun's figure. Too bad though, he couldn't keep them closed for the entire journey.
Kabuto sighed again, a little louder this time, forgetting that Sasuke-kun was within hearing range.
"What in the world are you sighing about?" Sasuke growled, causing a guilty grin to break out on Kabuto's face.
"Betsune, Sasuke-kun," he answered, grin still in place and eyes still shut into squints. He couldn't help but to keep on imagining Sassy-chan talking to him instead of Sasuke-kun.
Keep on talking, his treacherous mind urged dreamily.
Sasuke-kun must have caught on his train of though for in less than a second he gave him a ferocious scowl.
"Now, you're chuckling," Sasuke-kun said as he pointed an accusing finger at him. "What. In. The. World. Is. Wrong. With. You!" He punctuated his point by jabbing his finger in the air with every word that he had stated.
Instead of shutting him up (which Kabuto thinks was what Sasuke-kun was fervently wishing for right now), Sasuke-kun's peeved reaction only increased his hilarity. More so, the fact that Sasuke-kun is trying hard to subdue the girly over tones his voice has taken shoved his mind further into the gutter it was merely peering at before.
Hmm, really, really, really, nice husky (if not downright sexy) female voice, cackled something inside of Kabutos' head. He brought his hand onto his mouth to smother another chuckle. Waving away talking subconscious, Kabuto stood up.
"Gomen ne, Sasuke-kun.", Kabuto glanced at him briefly, then turned to get started with the tedious task of putting away their camp. They must not leave any trace that they have been here.
He was down to the last items to be packed away, which happened to be his and Sasuke-kun's bedding (since he took the night shift of guard duty, and Sasuke-kun took over the some time during 2 am, they have used only one bedding, taking a turn after their shift finished) when Sasuke-kun suddenly leapt up, only to plop down on the blankets that Kabuto was about to put away, his arms folded sternly across his chest.
Kabuto couldn't help the tiny frown that edged itself on his face.
"What? You think that I would let you off that easily after you laughed at me?" Sasuke-kun asked in a high-handed manner. "The least that you could do is tell me what's going to happen now. Am I going to turn back or what?"
I thought you are going to ask what I was thinking, Kabuto mused, stopping the evil cackle in his head in time when he saw the expression on Sasuke-kun's face, plainly telling him that he caught him drifting off to dirty paradise.
"Chances are," Kabuto paused here dramatically, "you are going to be female."
"What!" I've got my body back!" Sasuke-kun protested, forgetting to tame the pitch of his voice. For a moment there, Kabuto thought he heard that girl Anko Orochimaru-sama tried to one of his experiments on.
Adjusting his glasses, Kabuto casually continued one. "You see, from what I had observed, the changes that are happening to you takes place one day at a time. Those changes that gradually show themselves are the ones that are actually permanent changes. Take for instance, you fingers. First time I got a glance at them, I thought you were just getting thinner that's why they looked a tad slender than before. Now look at them."
Kabuto motioned for Sasuke-kun to spread his hands in front of him.
"They are more defined now. Even your nails look more crescent now than before."
Sasuke stared at his digits as though they are some other creature's digits. He flipped, turned, and wrung said appendages before stowing them away in the folds of his robes (he unfortunately didn't have any other change of clothing other than the one he got from Yui-san).
"They are not like that at all!" he said in a small voice, denial oozing from his very person.
Kabuto shrugged, watching as Sasuke-kun got up from the blankets. A flicker of despair swept the boy's features before a heated glare was directed at him.
"And stop staring at my chest, you lecherous pervert! I don't have breasts!" Frowning, Sasuke stomped all the way to his horse.
Another guilty chuckle came out of Kabuto's lips as he scratched the back of his head.
"Eheheheheheh, I'm not staring, Sasuke-kun," he said sweetly.
No matter where you happen to look at it, both parties were in denial and were lying to themselves at what really belied their actions.
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It was the time to attack. Their defenses were down, and more importantly, both were about to reach Konoha. That was the most crucial point of its plan. They have to be delayed for a little while for they must not reach their destination until after it had been able to deliver its message.
It needed him for the clan to live again and it needed the other so the boy would follow through. If the child made one single mistake, there could be no more hope. It would stay dead forever. The clan would stay dead forever, eventually become forgotten and left in the dust of time.
It's now or never. The two horsemen has now paused from their leisurely canter and were looking around, wary. They must have felt its presence.
Charge, the silent command was given.
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Comments:
um, sorry guys, i need the additional characters that's why i inserted a some-one/thing here...anyways read onto the next chapter to find out what is going to happen. I'll try to post it today or tom. My fingers are kinda tired now cause i'm putting this story both in paper and in this website...soo...you know...i'm kinda oc that way...anyways...hoped you enjoyed it...here's the inspirational thingie btw:
Again from Kingdom of Heaven, said by Orlando Bloom (my love):
"How can you be in hell, when you are in my heart?"
...so heart crushing...
Hi! I will do chapter updates everyday...so please keep in touch. Thanks! Thanks as well to the following people: Naomi-Yuko, sasuxnarucute, LbcLostKid, Becky Yuy, xXShadowedfateXx, MisfitMephisto, LbcLostKid. Thank you so much for reviewing! Love you guys! Anyways, there are a couple of things that i would like to add to chap 1...so...once this chap 5 is posted...kindly chk out chap 1 as well...i placed a an additional something there to explain somethings...anyways inspirational wors at the ends of the chappie..thanks!
DISCLAIMER:
I am always proud of the fact that when I want something I would always eventually get it. BUt this is so not in the case when it comes to Naruto. Unfortunately. Therefore, I do not own it. I could play with it though...teehee...
Sassychan
by Boyarina
Chapter 5: A Problem with Vocalizations
Kabuto was not a morning person, and, as far as he knew, nor was Sasuke-kun. That was why Kabuto came to the conclusion that he was still either dreaming and/or hallucinating when he saw Sasuke-kun's face beaming down upon him.
"I'mmm baccckkk..." Sasuke sang out in this husky falsetto that didn't quite equate to how Sasuke-kun was supposed to sound at all.
Never mind that though. Personally, Kabuto liked the sound the gaki produced today and was actually a bit disappointed when Sasuke-kun stopped mid-way in his announcement.
A rather abrupt silence filled the air convincing Kabuto that it was indeed just a dream. More silence ensued as Kabuto nodded back to his sleep.
Yep. Definitely a dream.
That singular thought lasted about two minutes when an ear splitting shriek (a very girly shriek, mind you) shattered all that was calm and peaceful.
"WHAT IN ALL THAT IS CRAPPY AND SHITTY HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING VOICE!"
In the defense of his currently being abused sound receptors, Kabuto stuck a finger into each of his ear canals.
"Do you have to be so loud in the morning?" he grumbled, eyes still half-shut. "More so, do you really think that your voice will remain while the rest of you change? Wouldn't you think that is just plain unnatural?"
Sasuke-kun snarled, tearing his hair (her hair?) out in the process.
"That's the freaking point!," he thundered.
Kabuto sat up and raised one eyebrow.
"Which is?"
"I've got my normal body parts back!" Sasuke snapped, spreading his arms wide--most likely to show him better the evidence to his words. "But now, my voice sounds strange!"
Kabuto scratched his cheek, looking innocent. There's nothing that he could do to help Sasuke-kun in his predicament anyways.
"Your voice actually sounds better," Kabuto smirked, "At least now you don't sound like a cross between a chipmunk and a wannabe- transvestite."
Sasuke-kun looked mortified.
"I sounded like a cross-dressing chipmunk?," he asked, his voice faint.
Kabuto nodded gravely. "Indeed, yesterday, you sounded precisely like that. At least, now you sound like a girl with a really deep voice." His eyes lingered on Sasuke-kun's now flat chest sighing (discreetly) with disappointment.
What's the use of a husky (if not sexy) female voice when it's coming out of a man's mouth? What a waste of air and functioning voice box. Now, if he could just close his eyes, he could picture Sassy-chan super imposed over Sasuke-kun's figure. Too bad though, he couldn't keep them closed for the entire journey.
Kabuto sighed again, a little louder this time, forgetting that Sasuke-kun was within hearing range.
"What in the world are you sighing about?" Sasuke growled, causing a guilty grin to break out on Kabuto's face.
"Betsune, Sasuke-kun," he answered, grin still in place and eyes still shut into squints. He couldn't help but to keep on imagining Sassy-chan talking to him instead of Sasuke-kun.
Keep on talking, his treacherous mind urged dreamily.
Sasuke-kun must have caught on his train of though for in less than a second he gave him a ferocious scowl.
"Now, you're chuckling," Sasuke-kun said as he pointed an accusing finger at him. "What. In. The. World. Is. Wrong. With. You!" He punctuated his point by jabbing his finger in the air with every word that he had stated.
Instead of shutting him up (which Kabuto thinks was what Sasuke-kun was fervently wishing for right now), Sasuke-kun's peeved reaction only increased his hilarity. More so, the fact that Sasuke-kun is trying hard to subdue the girly over tones his voice has taken shoved his mind further into the gutter it was merely peering at before.
Hmm, really, really, really, nice husky (if not downright sexy) female voice, cackled something inside of Kabutos' head. He brought his hand onto his mouth to smother another chuckle. Waving away talking subconscious, Kabuto stood up.
"Gomen ne, Sasuke-kun.", Kabuto glanced at him briefly, then turned to get started with the tedious task of putting away their camp. They must not leave any trace that they have been here.
He was down to the last items to be packed away, which happened to be his and Sasuke-kun's bedding (since he took the night shift of guard duty, and Sasuke-kun took over the some time during 2 am, they have used only one bedding, taking a turn after their shift finished) when Sasuke-kun suddenly leapt up, only to plop down on the blankets that Kabuto was about to put away, his arms folded sternly across his chest.
Kabuto couldn't help the tiny frown that edged itself on his face.
"What? You think that I would let you off that easily after you laughed at me?" Sasuke-kun asked in a high-handed manner. "The least that you could do is tell me what's going to happen now. Am I going to turn back or what?"
I thought you are going to ask what I was thinking, Kabuto mused, stopping the evil cackle in his head in time when he saw the expression on Sasuke-kun's face, plainly telling him that he caught him drifting off to dirty paradise.
"Chances are," Kabuto paused here dramatically, "you are going to be female."
"What!" I've got my body back!" Sasuke-kun protested, forgetting to tame the pitch of his voice. For a moment there, Kabuto thought he heard that girl Anko Orochimaru-sama tried to one of his experiments on.
Adjusting his glasses, Kabuto casually continued one. "You see, from what I had observed, the changes that are happening to you takes place one day at a time. Those changes that gradually show themselves are the ones that are actually permanent changes. Take for instance, you fingers. First time I got a glance at them, I thought you were just getting thinner that's why they looked a tad slender than before. Now look at them."
Kabuto motioned for Sasuke-kun to spread his hands in front of him.
"They are more defined now. Even your nails look more crescent now than before."
Sasuke stared at his digits as though they are some other creature's digits. He flipped, turned, and wrung said appendages before stowing them away in the folds of his robes (he unfortunately didn't have any other change of clothing other than the one he got from Yui-san).
"They are not like that at all!" he said in a small voice, denial oozing from his very person.
Kabuto shrugged, watching as Sasuke-kun got up from the blankets. A flicker of despair swept the boy's features before a heated glare was directed at him.
"And stop staring at my chest, you lecherous pervert! I don't have breasts!" Frowning, Sasuke stomped all the way to his horse.
Another guilty chuckle came out of Kabuto's lips as he scratched the back of his head.
"Eheheheheheh, I'm not staring, Sasuke-kun," he said sweetly.
No matter where you happen to look at it, both parties were in denial and were lying to themselves at what really belied their actions.
-------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------
It was the time to attack. Their defenses were down, and more importantly, both were about to reach Konoha. That was the most crucial point of its plan. They have to be delayed for a little while for they must not reach their destination until after it had been able to deliver its message.
It needed him for the clan to live again and it needed the other so the boy would follow through. If the child made one single mistake, there could be no more hope. It would stay dead forever. The clan would stay dead forever, eventually become forgotten and left in the dust of time.
It's now or never. The two horsemen has now paused from their leisurely canter and were looking around, wary. They must have felt its presence.
Charge, the silent command was given.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Comments:
um, sorry guys, i need the additional characters that's why i inserted a some-one/thing here...anyways read onto the next chapter to find out what is going to happen. I'll try to post it today or tom. My fingers are kinda tired now cause i'm putting this story both in paper and in this website...soo...you know...i'm kinda oc that way...anyways...hoped you enjoyed it...here's the inspirational thingie btw:
Again from Kingdom of Heaven, said by Orlando Bloom (my love):
"How can you be in hell, when you are in my heart?"
...so heart crushing...