Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: The_Last_Petal 
The start of Sasuke and his awesome adventure ^-^ can you handel the randomness...if not then continue onwards anyways :P
*chapter has been revised*
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.28.2009 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 349 | Status: Completed
The start of Sasuke and his awesome adventure ^-^ can you handel the randomness...if not then continue onwards anyways :P
*chapter has been revised*
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.28.2009 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 349 | Status: Completed
A Little Intro
Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.
His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja
His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said
Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever
And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol
These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha
Thoughts
*Actions*
(Author Talking)
Singing
Kyuubi Talking
------ Someone being cut off
(A/N: Which he does since it's in the Uchiha District)
Sasuke: *walks through the streets as if he owns them* Man I feel so angsty today…*sigh* I should go Flashback about my horrible past
Meanwhile in the Ramen District
Naruto: *wakes up hyper and looks at the smiling sun* OMFG Today is going to be the BEST DAY EVER *takes a deep breath*
Mr. Sun came out and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see!
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra AWESOME!
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra AWESOME!
It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
I'm so busy got nothing to do, spent the last two hours just eating my shoe.
Every flower every stick o' leaves----
It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
I'm so busy got nothing to do, spent the last two hours just eating my shoe.
Every flower every stick o' leaves----
Kyuubi: OMG will you shut the hell up already everymorning it's the same my god just shut up
Naruto:…..HOLY SHIT there's a voice in my head *runs in circles screaming* HELP I'm a Schizo I have voices in my head
Kyuubi: *banging head on bars* why me why me why me….knew I should've attacked Mist Village
After Hours of Naruto Screaming he finally got dressed and ate his ramen for the day
Naruto: YEAH BEST DAY EVER *runs out the window* good thing I illegally built stairs out the window ^_^ *goes to the bridge*
With Sasuke
Sasuke at the bridge ending his flashback: Hrm my retarded blonde idiot senses are tingling… that means only one thing o-o
Sakura: *runs fan girl style to Sasuke and tackles him into the water*
(Since for some retard reason Sasuke was standing at the very edge of the bridge)
Naruto who was behind Sakura whips out a cell phone to take blackmail pictures: OMFG get a room
Sasuke: damn it my emo hair gel came ou oh the emotional agony and the…wait why didn't my stalker fangirl sense not go off…. STHU you retard… Sakura get off me NOW -.-
Sakura: hmph one day you'll love me… one day…
Naruto/Sasuke: o_O *back away* dude WTF
Naruto: well umm since Kakashi-sensei is late again… umm yeah so Sasuke I was watching TV---
Sasuke: wait you have a TV… aren't you like poor or something >_>
Naruto: Shut up…anyways watching this show called Pokemon… and the poke balls look like your symbol….so are you like a trainer ?_?
Sasuke: o_O WTF no I'm not a ---
Itachi: *suddenly appears in smoke* Foolish brother prepare to battle, this time you'll loose…like all the other times we battle so saying this time you'll loose wasn't needed ^o^
Sasuke: :/ Itachi …my mortal enemy who I will kill because I can't let go of my past, stop being emo and try to live my life like a normal ninja….bring it on O_O#
Itachi: *takes out a poke ball* I choose you Squirtle * Squirtle comes out*
Squirtle: Squirtle, Squirtle
Sasuke: I choose you Chimecho *Chimecho comes out*
Chimecho: Chime Chime
(It was a gruesome horrible battle, too horrible to write, Sasuke looses and Itachi leaves)
Naruto/Sakura/Kiba: O_O WTF….
Naruto/Sakura: wait Kiba when did you get here ?_?
Kiba: oh my poke battle sense went off *wearing PETA shirt* Sasuke how dare you battle, that is animal abuse, just wait til PETA hears about this *runs off*
Sasuke: ok then…so as I said I'm not a pokemon traininer
Naruto: o_O…….
In the end Kakashi never showed up. Sasuke got abuse from PETA and Naruto learned not to ask Sasuke about his famile….Thus ends Day One
TLP: ^^ please read and review my story :P
Sasuke: like anyone cares for this story
TLP:….well that isn't very nice…o-o”” just you wait I'll have vengence for your comments >_> well read and review, if you do then you get cookies ^_^
Sasuke's Day 1