Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day Speical 2: The Side Mission ( Chapter 9 )

 

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Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day Special 2: The Side Mission

 

Well Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi have been sent on a mission to guard a lady's house, so let's sit and spy.

 

Naruto: man this mission sucks

 

Kakashi: well good thing she had a lot of food

 

Naruto: that's true ^-^

 

Sakura: how are you two even ninja's <-<

 

Sasuke: Too bad now then what to do now

 

Naruto: oooh how about we play hide and seek

 

Sasuke: Hn sounds mildly fun

 

Sakura: yeah we should play…great idea Sasuke-kun

 

Naruto: b-but it….forget it

 

Kakashi: fine but Naruto's it *vanishes*

 

Naruto: wait why me

 

Sasuke: Hn good luck idiot *runs off*

 

Sakura: *runs after Sasuke* wait up my love

 

Naruto: *blinks* yeah *closes eyes* one, two…three

 

With Kakashi

 

Kakashi: hm may as well get comfy *takes out Icha Icha Paradise and starts reading*

(Typical)

 

With Sakura

 

Sakura: *looks around* where'd Sasuke go…damn my poor emo lover, who really doesn't like me, is lost

(Delusional)

 

With Sasuke

 

Sasuke hiding in a closet

 

Sasuke: hmm best hiding spot ever ^o^ no one will find me, not the idiot, not the pervert, not even the potential rapist. God I'm so smart and emoishly sexy

 

Suddenly an unknown force….who is not the authoress….knocks over a bucket of magic keys on him and knocks him out

 

With The Counter

 

Naruto….three hm after is *counts his fingers* four…five

(This could take awhile <-<)

 

In the Dark Void

 

Sasuke: *opens his eyes* huh….WTH *is falling through the darkness* O_O

 

Sora: hey who the hell are you

 

Sasuke: um Sasuke Uchiha….and you are

 

Sora: names Sora *glares*

 

Sasuke: *glares back* WTH is your problem

 

Sora: dude go away. NOW

 

Sasuke: Tch why should I

 

Sora: cause this is my angsty fall

 

Sasuke: no its mine so you leave

 

Sora: grr get out of my darkness

 

After 20 minutes of fighting

 

Sasuke: *sitting cross legged* so got any 2's

 

Sora: *looks at his cards* nope go fish ^o^

 

Sasuke: damn it… how long are we gonna fall

 

Sora: *looks at his watch* hmm no clue

 

Suddenly the darkness begins to crumble and behold they land on a Snow White

(Yeah if you play Kingdom Hearts then you know how Sora lands on those window pictures of Disney Princesses…which is just lame in my opinion)

 

Sasuke: *blinks* where are we

 

Sora: *sighs* IDK

 

Sasuke: My BFF Jill….damn it now I'm saying it

 

Sora: umm yeah….hey look it's a heartless

 

Sasuke: *turns around* a heart what

 

Sora: *kicks him over the edge* yeah now stay outta my darkness

 

Out side of Dream World

 

Naruto: he's been out for like 2 hours….shouldn't we like be worried or something

 

Kakashi: nah

 

Sakura: ooohhh I have an idea * pulls them close and whispers the plan*

 

Naruto: LOL sounds cool to me

 

Kakashi: yeah he is so gonna kill us ^u^

(Hn I wonder what there planning o-o)

 

Back in dream land

 

Sasuke: *wakes up in a volcano* WTH <-< *looks around* OMG can this dream get any dumber

 

Suddenly another force (not the authoress) whacks Sasuke on the head and knocking out….again

 

Back in the Real World….in the forest

 

Naruto: so um think he'll wake up soon

 

Sakura: most likely but who knows

 

Kakashi: wish we could see his face when he wakes up and sees what we've done to him

 

Naruto: ya know maybe he mi----*is cut off by a loud scream* OMG

 

Kakashi: umm we should get going O_O *runs off*

 

Back at the house 5 minutes before the scream

 

Sasuke: *sits up* oh god my head hurts… why is my hair wet *gets up and looks around* damn it they all left me alone *goes in the bathroom* hm probably should fix my hair ^_^ *looks in the mirror*…….O_O…..OMFG WTH did they do to my HAIR *screams bloody murder*

 

Back with the Others

 

Naruto: is that scream getting closer or is it just me >->

 

Kyuubi: you guys are so gonna die heh

 

Naruto: shut it up

 

Sakura: we just need to get into Konoha and the ----shit

 

Sasuke: *glares with spooky evil demonic aura* I am going to kill you for MURDERING my HAIR O_O

 

Kakashi/Naruto: *point at Sakura* it was her idea O_O

 

Sakura: *glares* you two idiots helped

 

Sasuke: *walks slowly towards them*….

 

After 2 hours of being beaten, tossed in lakes and other such cruel ordeals

 

Kakashi/Naruto: *dragging themselves back into Konoha* h-help

 

Sakura: *limping in*

 

Sasuke: *walks in wearing a hood* let that be a lesson

 

In the end Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi learned not to mess with an emo's hair, Sasuke never learned what a heartless was and Sora doesn't know how to share. Thus ends Sasuke's Day Special 2: The Side Mission

 

P.S: If your wondering what Naru/Kaka/Saku did to poor Sasu then here it is…They basically dyed his hair blonde then sprayed some pink into his hair…and lastly cut some of his hair off and put a mustache on his face ^_^

TLP: ah that was fun to write ^^ please read and review

 

Naruto: wait no for the sake of me…

 

TLP: nope not this time, this was too fun to write ^^

 

Sasuke: the hell it was, you killed my precious emo hair O_O

 

TLP: dude let it go

 

Naruto: this was horrible it was all Sakura's idea yet we get beat

 

Sasuke: you retards helped her

 

TLP: now, now don't fight

 

Sasuke/Naruto: *still fighting*

 

TLP: …..*grabs large hammer and whacks them on the head* I SAID no fighting

 

Sasuke/Naruto: *out cold* x-x

 

TLP: …. <_< >_> whoops umm hey Itachi

 

Itachi: *comes in* what

 

TLP: *throws him hammer and runs off* he did it ><

Sasuke's Day Special 2: The Side Mission