Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 9 ( Chapter 10 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 9

Last time on Sasuke and Pals, all ninja's were online, something is going on between Naru-chan and Tachi-kun OuO and now Sasuke has to watch TV and who the kunai is this FNN guy ?_? all may be revealed on Sasuke's Day 9

Naruto: *carefully snuck out his house* if Sasuke saw me he would so kill me

Kyuubi: darn if only I didn't live in your body

Naruto: *twitched* why won't the voice go away

Meanwhile in TV Land

Haku: what do you mean our show is cancelled O_O

Zabuza: we haven't even given the fans Haku's answer for the marriage

Host: sorry but your being replaced for a different show

Haku: what show could be more important than ours?

Zabuza: besides NSI

Itachi: my show that's what….now get the hell off my land OoO

Zabuza/Haku: *being carried away by security* you'll hear from our lawyers

Itachi: love the sound of shattered dreams

Host: umm yeah so we'll air tonight then

Itachi: good….good *smirks evilly*

Host: ummm yeah O_o *backs out of room*

Meanwhile on the forest Trail

Kabuto: thank god for map quest *reads map*

Orochimaru: really think the maze map worked better

Kabuto: well did the maze map get us to Konoha

Orochimaru: no…V-V

Kabuto: and did the maze map save us from that quick sand it lead us to

Orochimaru:….no

Kabuto: thought so, now we need to disguise ourselves so no one….sir what are you wearing O,O

Orochimaru: *wearing a banana suit* ^-^ perfect disguise

Meanwhile in Wal-Mart (man I use meanwhile a lot lol)

Sasuke: when did we get a Wal-Mart….what the hell time period do we live in that we have all this stuff >->

Sakura: *hiding behind a shelf* Sasuke you will be mine OO

Sasuke: *looks around* my potential rapist senses are tingling….now why am I here again *starts to flash back*

Random Shopper: *stares at him* kids these days with their wavy flash black moments and music….I should go to the park *walks away*

Sasuke: ah yes Night Time Emo Hair Spray *skips away happily*

Sakura: ?_? did Sasuke just skip

Meanwhile in Konoha park

Naruto: *spins around* OMG its SONG TIME *takes a deep breath*

Oh! Ohhhh yeeeh

I used to think maybe you loved me now Sasuke I'm sure

And I just can't wait till the day when you kick down my door

Now every time I go for the ramen, gotta feed myself now

Cos I just can't wait till I eat me some more

I'm walking on ramen, wooah

I'm walking on kunai's, ooowwww

I'm walking on Sasuke, ahahahah

And don't it feel---

Kyuubi: I am GOING to KILL YOU O_O

Naruto: someone's jealous of my singing skills

Simon Cowell: On the bright side you only killed the song in front of 13 million people

Naruto:… wow I mean that was just plain mean v-v *cries*

Kyuubi: heh heh

Naruto: *sits on the bench* stupid Simon, I am so American Idol worthy

Kyuubi:…you know were in Japanright <-<

Random old lady: *sits on the bench* ya know back in my days we didn't have all this new fangled jutsu's *keeps talking*

Naruto: Shit it's the boring old lady talk spell…can't break free…of long boring monologue ….h-help….

Kyuubi: nothing is more powerful than this spell 0-0

Kiba: wandering through the park sure is fun *-* *wanders around*

Naruto: *sees Kiba* K-Kiba …h-help me *tries to reach out*

Kyuubi: just a bit more

Naruto: *grabs Kiba's hair* yes freedom *throws him on the bench and runs off*

Kiba: huh….*looks to the old lady* damn it this is the third time….

3 hours later (poor Kiba)

Random old lady:…and that's why youngsters like you can never master life ^_^

Kiba:…*twitches* r-right well thanks for the bor---I mean exciting talk ^-^””

Random old lady: if you thought that was exciting then listen to another one ^^….it was a long ago winter *keeps talking*

Kiba: *groans in pure agony* damn you Naruto

Elsewhere in Ramen District

Naruto: *sneezes* eh weird someone's talking about me

Kyuubi: who cares, you're un-liked anyways

Naruto: shut up voice

Kyuubi: for the last time my name is Kyuubi

Naruto: none existent voices don't have names

Kyuubi: Just you wait…

Back in Wal-Mart

Sasuke: *hiding in a fort* I refuse to leave O,O

Worker: sir were closing you need to vacate the store

Sasuke: not until I get my night Time Emo Hair Spray

Worker: sir were out of it, we'll have more in the morning

Sasuke: grr I. REFUSE. TO. LEAVE *takes out Chibi Fan of Doom*

Worker: o_O…*runs away screaming*

Sakura: *sneaks in the fort* Sasuke my love ^,^

Sasuke: *twitches* just a figment not real not real

Sakura: Sasuke my love you are my super awesome lover

Sasuke: *breaks down fort and runs away screaming*

Sakura: come back my chibi lover *runs after him*

2 hours of running later

Sasuke: *locks his door* safety ^,^

Naruto: pops up behind him* what's up, took ya long enough

Sasuke: *jumped* how'd you get in my house OjO

Naruto: huh oh, key under the mat duh

Sasuke: but….there is no key under the mat <_<

Naruto: really…then how'd I get in here

Kakashi: *appears* it's quite simple, you used magic ^^

Naruto: no I had this uber large key thing….*runs off*

Kakashi: hm

Sasuke: you should be real proud that you made the already idiot into a stoner

Kakashi: huh oh thanks I am ^-^

Sasuke:…

Naruto: *comes back with a large key* yeah see I wasn't lying

Sasuke: *takes the key* hm it says Key Blade….weird how the hell is this key supposed to be a blade…who even uses a key blade

Somewhere in Organization XIII

Sora: damn it Axel just help me find my key blade, then we can fight

Axel: *searches the room* how the hell do you eve loose your freakin key blade, I mean dude its huge

Sora: listen you try running around with that thing in your pocket and see how great it is

Axel: well you try getting your butt kicked everyday by some what 10 year old

Sora: one I'm 15 two you guys just suck so ha

Axel: don't make me burn you alive

Sora: like to see you try

Axel: you don't even have a weapon O,O

Sora: oh yeah…then cya *runs off*

Back In the Bat Cave

AKA Sasuke's house

Naruto: is there a reason *ducks down* you have a cave under your house….filled with bats ?_?

Sasuke: huh oh no reason

Kakashi: *Dressed like Alfred* why am I dressed like this

Sasuke: listen this is my house…so Naruto put this on *throws him a Robin costume*

Naruto: dude WTH O_O

Sasuke: just put it on

Naruto: *walks off muttering*

Kakashi: …

Naruto; *comes back* this is stupid

Sasuke: *snickers* well we shall analyze the Key blade thing and see if it's a danger

At the gates of Konoha

Kabuto: …*dressed as an old lady* sir why do I have to wear this

Orochimaru: *dressed as an old man* cause I'm the boss, now shut up you're a mute old lady

Kabuto: *sighed* yes sir

Orochimaru: good *heads through the gates* I smell taco's

Kabuto: … why me Kami-Sama …

Orochimaru: neh look it's the Taco stand they showed on TV ^-^ YAY *runs over*

Kabuto: …we need to get Sasuke though… *follows*

Random Old Guy: welcome to the Taco Sack of Fab ^-^ how may I help you

Orochimaru: three taco's ^^ my good sir

Kabuto:…

Random Old Guy: three tacos coming up

3 Minutes later

Random old Guy: here you go *hands them tacos*

Orochimaru: OMG they DO sparkle

Kabuto: sparkles….holy shit it's my potion O_O eh

Orochimaru: *glares at Kabuto* shut it, your mute *shoves taco in his mouth* now chew and swallow

Kabuto: its good…crap I ate the taco with my potion in it O_O

Orochimaru: mmm SO good yum, ok were done here *hands over money* lets go *walks off*

Kabuto: this is bad *follows*

Orochimaru: its getting late, so you look for Sasuke while I go relax in a hotel *runs off*

Kabuto: …V_V *sigh* may as well check the Uchiha manor *walks off*

With Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi

Sasuke: Ok Itachi wanted me to watch TV at 12 pm

Naruto: its about to be 12 so lets see what Tachi-kun said to see

Sasuke: *twitches* do not call him Tachi-kun

Kakashi: *snickered*

Sasuke: *glared*… *turns on TV*

On the TV

Itachi: *spins around* hey yo I'm Itachi Uchiha number one Pokemon trainer and this is my show so lets get that theme *starts up music and gets on stage with a kid who looks like Sasuke* (Note to truly get the feel, go to you tube and play A whole new World, from Aladdin)

Itachi: I can show my Sharingan
Awesome murderous wonder
Tell me, Sasuke, now when did
you last let your killer decide

Itachi: I can take out your eyes
Take you stabbing by stabbing
Over, sideways, and under
On a emo journey ride

Itachi: A whole new world
A new fantastic way to kill
No one to save you here
Or give you beer
Or say you're only screaming

Sasuke: A whole new world
A place my brother might kill me

But when I'm stuck in here
It's crystal clear
That I'm in a lot of shit
With you
Itachi: Now I'm gonna kill you

Sasuke: Murderous killing sights
Indescribable pain
Stabbing, shooting, and bleeding
Through an endless retro sky

Sasuke: A whole new pain
Itachi: Don't you dare close your eyes
Sasuke: A hundred thousand way kill
Itachi: Hold your screams- it gets better
Sasuke: I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far I can't go back to where I used to be

Itachi: A whole new world
Sasuke: Every stabs a surprise
Itachi: With new horizons to pursue
Sasuke: Every moment red-letter

Both: I'll chase you anywhere,
There's time to spare,
Let me share this whole new pain with you

Itachi: A whole new pain
Sasuke: A whole new pain
Itachi: That's how I'll kill
Sasuke: That's he'll kill
Itachi: A thrilling chase
Sasuke: A hellish place
Both: For you and me

Off TV

Sasuke: O_O#…….

Naruto: *cracking up on the floor* dude you just got owned

Kakashi: damn that kid looks almost like you

Sasuke:…I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ITACHI

Kyuubi: ahahahahthatis rich

Somewhere in a Secrete base

Itachi: *sneezes* hm seems Sasuke is watching my show

Kisame: oh that thing on TV…yeah he is so gonna come after you

Itachi: lol its funny though

Kisame: true lol heh your brother is so amusing

Thus ends Sasuke Day 9. Orochimaru and Kabuto have gotten into Konoha but now might turn into Chibi's (damn tacos) Sasuke is humiliated on TV and has a bat cave. Naruto gets a key blade….WTH is gonna happen next with Sora…What's going on *_*

TLP: please read and review ^^ for the sake of All my ninja's *holds up Zabuza and Haku*

Sasuke: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU TLP AND ITACHI

TLP: KYAAAA don't be so loud and what'd I do to you o-o

Itachi: hn

Sasuke: don't use my two letter word o-o

Itachi: *shrugs* hn ^^

TLP: damn it Itachi stop making it worse

Sasuke: *takes out Chibi Fan of Doom* O_O###

TLP: o-0 *runs away*

Itachi: <_< *follows*

Sasuke: *chases them*

Naruto: o-o”””

Sasuke's Day 9