Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 21 and 22 ( Chapter 22 )

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Sasuke's Day 21-22

A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzumaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Hinata the shy, somewhat unneeded girl who stalks Naruto…and is his only fangirl

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

Neji cousin to one shy Hinata

Shikamaru Konoha's laziest cloud watching troublesome ninja

The Sand Sibs: Gaara best sand castle builder on the sand side, Temari most bad-ass kunoichi to ever wield a giant weapon, Kankuro….yeah just there

The Akatsuki which holds: Kisame (the fish), Deidara (the smexy blonde bomb), Sasori (the puppet master), Hidan (dogma's bitch), Pain (god obsessed weirdo), Konan (paper girl), Tobi (resident idiot who claims to be a good boy), and Kakuzu (money obsessed freak), and Zetsu (the plant….)

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

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Sasuke's Day 21

Naruto: Ok Kyuubi, Hinata we need to return back to home, I've got an angsty teme to save

Kyuubi: …your point o-o

Hinata: I don't really care o-o

Naruto: hey…shut the fudge up *twirls the staff and poses* its time for some fox magic

Kyuubi: …

Naruto: …Kyuubi that meant loan me some power

Kyuubi: *sighs* fine

Naruto: *glows red* awesome ^-^ now for the sake of all leaf nin's I am Sa---

Wait stop ok just wait

Naruto: …what I'm busy *stops glowing*

Yeah see your “arc” is taking too long o-o so we're skipping straight to you and Sasuke's battle *grabs remote*

Naruto: wait what… o-o bu-but I'm

Yeah sorry *presses fast forward* while we're waiting please enjoy this ^^

Announcer: This is Fake Ninja News

Random News Guy: Hello I'm Random News Guy

Random News Girl: and I'm Random News Girl

Random News Guy: Tonight on FNN our cover story…Ninja's, Witches, Pirates oh my. There has always been the age old debate between witches, pirates and ninja's but not its an all out war o-o

Random News Girl: we'll take you now to the live battle scene with our scene reporters Deidara and Iruka

Outside Julliard Studio's

Iruka: Hi its me Iruka Umino

Deidara: *runs over* and Deidara UN ^^

Iruka: o-o umm yeah we're outside the Julliard Studio's where there seems to be a very heated debate over that status of who's better

Deidara: in my opinion ninja's own UN

Sabrina: hey I'd like to disagree with that o-o everyone knows witches are the best

Iruka: Ah its Sabrina from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, I see your also apar---

Deidara: excuse me, hey go ride that lame stick of yours and leave, ninja's own

Iruka: umm Deid---

Sabrina: like I'm leaving, tch witches all the way

Deidara: ninja's

Sabrina: witches

Luffy: Pirates FTW

Iruka: and looks like Luffy from One Piece is joining in ….

Deidara: back off pirate boy, this is between me and the whore

Sabrina: hey I am not a whore…don't make me turn you into a frog

Iruka: guys lets calm down ^^# I think we're all awesome

Everyone: ….*awkward silence*

Deidara: …NINJA'S O__O

Luffy: PIRATES

Sabrina: WITCHES

Iruka: …*sits down*…hey I hear something, it sounds like music…can we switch over to the copter to see what's coming

Random News Girl: sure Iruka

Random News Guy: now switching over to our street watches, its Tobi and Konan

Inside the Copter

Tobi: come on Konan let me fly the plane…I'm a good boy damn it O-O please

Konan: omg no, Jesus Christ -.-# now look for the source

Tobi: *pouts and opens the copter door* ok fine, this is Tobi Uchiha here along with Konan Paper Cut

Konan: *throws a rock at him* o-o#

Tobi: x_o ow…anyways it looks like traffic is down in the forest area…oh hey Konan I see two figures walking down the path…with what looks to be a large boom box, hey Konan lets fly a bit lower

Konan: will do *directs the copter lower*

Tobi: I wonder what it is that's playing on the boo--- oh isn't that Itachi…and is that Kakashi?-?

Back at the Studio

Iruka: *gasp* Ka-Kakashi… O-O and Itachi… o-o traveling together

Soon the sounds of Sexy Back (by Justin Timberlake) silence the crowd and there in all sexy seme-ness is Itachi and Kakashi

Crowd of girls: omg o-o *faint*

Deidara: OwO Tachi-kun *glomps him*

Iruka: K-Kakashi …

Kakashi: dolphin-chan *tackles him* I've come to take you…right here…right now in front of all these viewers

Crowd of yaoi girls: … *nose bleeding* x-x

Iruka: *blushes* Kakashi Hatake you ge--- ah no-not there *moans*

Deidara: *pouts* Tachi I want to have awesome smex in front of everyone

Itachi: hn of course, anything for Dei-kun ^_^

Back at FNN Studio

Random News Guy: cut the feed, cut the feed before we die

Random News Girl: XwX *fainted*

Random News Guy: hurry up, where's that tissue *stuffing tissue in his nose* someone cut the damn feed

Worker: jeez ok *cuts the visual feed*

Back with the Yaoi

Crowd of yaoi girls: X-x * on the ground in a pool of blood*

With FNN Studio

Random News Guy: cut the audio

All you can hear are moans and shouts of smexy yaoi pleasure…

Worker: *cuts the audio feed* there happy

Random News Guy: so umm lets switch over to Tobi

Worker: sir the copter crashed when we cut the visual *drags the unconscious news girl away*

Random News Guy: heh ^-^* then lets go to sports with Harry Potter

Harry: Jolly good, well as we can see on this fake chart Gryffindor has once again beaten another team ^-^ in related sports new—eh Malfoy ?-?

Draco: heh Potter *throws Harry over his shoulder* time to try out some defense against the dark arts

Random News Guy: … what is with all the seme's …wait I'm getting word from ur producers…omg umm it seems we've suffered a crisis ^-^# all of the seme's in a 20 mile anime radius have gone into a lust stricken state, anime uke's all over are being taken from jobs, stores and homes simply to be ravished by seme's

Random News Girl: yes that's right, so a warning to all ukes: Do not panic, simply let yourselves be taken. And to all yaoi fan girls I repeat to all yaoi fan girls do not leave your homes to watch kinky man smex, stay indoors ^-^ *walks off*

Random News Guy: wait where are you going ?-?

Random News Girl”: *takes out video camera* umm to not go watch and tape kinky man smex ^^

Random News Guy: … *sighs* I'm coming too *walks after her*

Announcer: This has been Fake Ninja News

Now we take you back to your original pro--- wow really ^-^ umm seems we've run out of time -.- yeah

Naruto/Sasuke: O_O you WHAT

Sorry that news channel is addictive umm till next chapter ^-^

Thus end's Sasuke's Day 21

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A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzumaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Hinata the shy, somewhat unneeded girl who stalks Naruto…and is his only fangirl

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

Neji cousin to one shy Hinata

Shikamaru Konoha's laziest cloud watching troublesome ninja

The Sand Sibs: Gaara best sand castle builder on the sand side, Temari most bad-ass kunoichi to ever wield a giant weapon, Kankuro….yeah just there

The Akatsuki which holds: Kisame (the fish), Deidara (the smexy blonde bomb), Sasori (the puppet master), Hidan (dogma's bitch), Pain (god obsessed weirdo), Konan (paper girl), Tobi (resident idiot), and Kakuzu (money obsessed freak), and Zetsu (the plant….)

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

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Sasuke's Day 22

Naruto: *glances around* whoa where am I o-o

Stupid you're at the valley of the end

Naruto: the what …

…place your gonna fight Sasuke

Naruto: oh…wait why am I fighting him again

Sasuke: baka cause I left for Orochimaru

Naruto: oh yeah

Yeah so…yeah do your thing *leaves*

Naruto/Sasuke: … *awkward silence*

Sasuke: so umm I'm going over there… *jumps over to the other side*

Naruto: *takes a deep breath* ok ready ^^

Sasuke: hn…

Naruto: *clenches fists* damn it Sasuke don't go to Orochimaru…you don't need him to get power

Sasuke: *smirks* dobe Konoha is weak, it will never give me the power I need to kill Itachi…I mean you're its best example of how weak that place is

Naruto: wow…I mean jeez that's kinda harsh… *sighs* Sasuke I… *tears up*

Sasuke: don't look at me…I'm trying to protect you

Naruto: I consider you my best friend, my most precious person I don't want to loose you to that pedo

Sasuke: you'll never understand my pain, you were alone from the start…you can never understand what I lost

Naruto: …it's true I was alone but then I met you and you became my very first bond, damn it Sasuke to me you're like my brother…doesn't that mean anything to you

Sasuke: … you'll always be my first bond but… I will break those bonds *smirk*

Naruto: Sasuke do you really mean that…do you really want to break those bonds between us

Sasuke: prepare yourself Naruto, I'll show you true power

Naruto: I made a promise to Sakura-chan and myself

Sasuke: who…

Naruto:…the chick with the pink hair o-o

Sasuke: …. Oh right her

Naruto: right, anyways I made a promise to bring you back, I'll keep that promise even If I have to break all your bones and drag you back myself

Sasuke: hn bring it on dobe

Naruto: then its time… *begins to glow*

Sasuke: that's right *begins to glow*

Naruto/Sasuke: Its time to transform O-O *takes out compact mirror*

Due to the mental rape of the following transformations, this scene will be replaced with this message

Konan: we are team Akatsuki

Tobi: we stand for evil, clouds and awesome cloaks

Deidara: UN ^-^

Itachi: we…are an army of one

Pain: actually it's an army of *counts on his fingers* we're an army of ten

Kisame/ Zetsu: ….

Sasori: so join us

Hidan: or become a sacrifice to dogma

Kakuzu: admission fee is 30 ryo ^-^

We now return you to your normal program

Naruto: ^-^ *pulls off Sailor Moon pose* I fight for truth, ramen and all things awesome… I am Sailor Kitsune and I will punish you

Sasuke: *pulls off Sailor Mercury pose* hn I fight for angst, blood and all things depressing…I am Sailor Emo and I will defeat you o-o

Kyuubi: I feel so ashamed o-o you two are pathetic

Naruto: shut it Kyu

Sasuke: *looks around* who are you talking to

Naruto: the voice in my head…

Sasuke: right…

Elsewhere

Neji: so as we can see there are enemy ships, trying to kill us

Kiba: a bit late to tell us ~_~#

Shikamaru: see this makes no sense…why am I here, tied up… on a ship

Neji: *sighs* plot scape no jutsu

Kiba: I hate the retrieval arc

Chouji: don't we all…

Jirobo: ok sound four lets draw names *holds up a hat* everyone pick a slip

Kidomaru: *grabs a slip* I've got a Neji…Neji say here

Neji: it is our destiny to fight

Kidomaru: ok o.0 I've got the fate freak

Sakon: my turn

Ukon: no I want to pick

Sakon: shut up I'm picking *grabs a slip*

Ukon: ooohh what' it say

Sakon: we've got Kiba

Kiba: present ^-^

Tayuya:…yeah I'm takin the lazy kid

Shikamaru: can it be a cloud watching battle…

Tayuya: … O-O no

Jirobo:…guess its me and big boy here

Chouji: … *glares*

Back with Sasuke and Naruto

Naruto: *panting* that's it…Sailor Emo I…I won't let you win *hold up his hand* ready

Sasuke: *smirks* bring it *holds up his fist*

Naruto: one…two…three…GO ^-^ *hold up rock*

Sasuke: holds up paper* you lose

Naruto: damn it, stupid rock paper scissors

Sasuke: do you give up

Naruto: *punches him* never

Sasuke: *stumbled back* whoa you punched me, time out, time out

Kyuubi: O-O what

Sasuke: *starts crying* why would you punch me, I thought we were friends

Naruto: I-I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean to

Kyuubi: are you serious

Sasuke: no you punched me dobe, we can't be friends if this is how you treat me…that's why I'm going to leave

Naruto: NO O_O Flash back no jutsu

On TV

This time on A Flash Back Story: Sasu/Naru Friends

Host: Hi I'm your host, today's special is a look at Naruto and Sasuke's friendship…lets watch the tape

Naruto age 7 =^.^=

Sasuke age 8 o_o

Naruto: your stupid teme

Sasuke: and you're an idiot dobe

Naruto: wanna be friends ^-^

Sasuke: …sure

Naruto: ok let's make a promise *holds out two fingers*

Sasuke: *hooks his fingers* to be friends forever *smiles*

Naruto: huh no, you promise to buy me ramen ^-^ but the friendship thing can be added too

Sasuke: … o-o dobe heh

Naruto: no o-o I'm serious about the ramen thing

Sasuke: …

Host: wasn't that cute ^-^ well thanks for watching A Flash Back Story

Back to the battle

Naruto: now what do you have to say ^^

Sasuke: …that you owe me 2 million ryo O-O that's all I got outta that flashback

Naruto:…the value of friendship

Sasuke: friendship? You used me to get ramen =_=# ok that's it time to finish this *takes out diary*

Naruto: *takes a step back* S-Sasuke don't you dare…p-please don't do it o-o

Sasuke: angst no jutsu ^u^ ahem n-n moon apathetic, I just feel so alone today …*keeps talking*

Naruto: NooooooOOOOooooo o-o I don't want this torture please stop reading

3 hours later

Naruto: X-x *on the ground twitching*

Sasuke: *falls to his knees and coughs up blood* …because I'm emo

Naruto: *out cold* X-X

Sasuke: d-dobe I…I love you *takes his wallet* tch thanks for my money back bish *stumbles off into the rain* Ipod time *listens to My December (by Linkin Park)* yeah, oh wait *tosses headband off* don't need that junk ^-^

Thus ends Sasuke's Day 22

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TLP: Merry Christmas to you guys

Naruto: you too TLP

Sasuke: I hope you get coal

TLP: …whore

Sasuke: only for eyeliner

Itachi: it's the Uchiha way ^-^

TLP: I swear sometimes

Iruka/Kakashi: We wish you all a Merry Christmas

Kakuzu: a Merry Hanukah (I don't care if its over)

Deidara: and an awesome Kwanza :)

TLP: from us to you all

Random News Guy: we wish you all

Everyone: An awesome night and day

Sasuke/Itachi/Kakashi: and let all your yaoi

Ino/Sakura/Konan: Yuri

Hinata/Kiba: and straight

Hidan: and dogma

Everyone: o-0

TLP: dreams come true ^-^

Naruto: yeah but TLP wants reviews for the holidays so press the button

Sasuke: and you might get some fan service :p

TLP: stop whoring yourself out

Sasuke: hey its for your sake *holds up TLP in a box* please review for TLP's sanity

TLP: hey

Naruto: ^-^ kk Bye now

Shikamaru: troublesome

Tsunade: break out the eggnog

Shizune: o-o no please don't

Orochimaru: break out the Sasuke blood

Everyone: o-0…

Orochimaru: what

Gaara: wheeeeee

Everyone: o-0 the hell

Kankuro: we gave him sugar

Kabuto: idiot

Kyuubi: and to all a goodnight

TLP: *sighs* the people I surround myself with … to add I do not own the mentioned songs OuO if I did I wouldn't be writing a fanfic I'd be buying manga's and reading yaoi ...if only