Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day Speical 5: A Day with Dora ( Chapter 21 )

Sasuke's Day Special 5: A Day with Dora

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Sasuke's Day Special 5: A Day with Dora

For today's muy bien trip, Naruto…Sasuke are faced with their toughest challenge…

Dora: Hola I'm Dora will yo---

No GTFO, I'm not done yet >< anyways…This time there's no hope, opposite sides must come---

Dora: Sacre Bleu will you finish already

…ok one that wasn't even Spanish, two don't you ever rush me ok…ahem like I was saying; they must come together if they want to stay alive. There I'm DONE…*walks away* tch don't pay me enough for this bull shit

Sasuke: omg Naruto go away already

Naruto: no not until you come home

Sasuke: I'm better off here

Naruto: …so your happy being here with a snake pedo who drinks your blood like its fruit juice ?-?

Sasuke: … I said better off, not happy

Naruto: I think you like being here *turns away*

Sasuke: …o-o# idiot *runs off*

Naruto: cause I mean being in Konoha isn't that bad…least you wont be getting raped…right Sasuke?...Sasuke…*looks around* WTH teme don't you run away from me

Sasuke: *keeps running*

Naruto: hey *runs after him* don't you buy that buss pass o_o

Sasuke: *buys a bus pass* …

Naruto:…the hell teme don't go near that bus

Sasuke: *heads to the bus*

Naruto: …^-^# don't you dare buy me ramen ^^

Naruto: *buys ramen* …wait why the hell did I buy this

Naruto: yay thanks teme *snatches ramen* ^w^

Sasuke: …w-what o-o I'm so confused

Else where along the Amazon

Lee: I believe in the power of YOUTH OwO

Gai: that's right ^w^ let the power of yo---

NO WTH…how did you two get here o-o

Lee/Gai: through the power of YOUTH

…no gtho of this special

Dora: ^-^ Hola I'm---

Biznetch you too, GTHO it's not your time yet

Dora: that's it, keep this up and I swear…kami-sama I hate this

Why the hell do you keep not talking in Spanish O-o you know what screw it *grabs remote* we are so skipping ahead… *starts playing elevator music* please enjoy this interruption to do other things or enjoy…o-o this

Stop…Commercial Time

Sakura: have you ever felt…emotionally retarded like these men *points to Neji, Sasuke, Sai and Gaara*

Neji: hey I'm not emotionally retarded o_o#

Sai: I thought there was gonna be food

Sakura: …we lied

Sai: what *attempts to look shocked but fails*

Sakura: … *sighs* I'm not paid enough for this

Sasuke: aren't you wasting air time

Sakura: …O_O oh shit your right *looks at teleprompter* o-oh umm if you ever felt like these men then you need this ^_^ *pulls out a tied up Naruto*

Naruto: OxO lemf meh eaf chapeka *(Let me eat cupcakes)*

Everyone: O-O what did he say

Neji: IDK o-o

Sakura: anyways ^w^# you need this Sun of Uke

Random Person: OMFG Sun of Uke…what's that ?_?

Sakura: that's a good question random person…the Sun of Uke is THE happiest random ADDified thing on earth, it attracts emotionally retarded people…like these idiots o-0

Gaara: …* grabs Naruto and runs off*

Naruto: OxO helf meh Mashuke *(Help me Sasuke)*

Sasuke: ….get back here with my uke *chases Gaara*

Neji/Sai: o-o give us the sun *follows*

Sakura: *blinks* o-O umm works like a charm

Kakashi/Itachi: *jump out from a bush* Unleash the power of the SUN ^O^

Sakura: o-o# *leaves* I quit

Ok that's it we ill now return you to our regular program…yeah ^^#

In the middle of a field

Sasuke: *sits up* my head hurts…its not self inflicted pain so it hurts o-o *looks around* where the hell are we

Naruto: *jumps up* omg teme is this our honeymoon *-*

Sasuke: ….o-o our WHAT

Naruto: this isn't a dream…is it

Sasuke: *scoots away* no…its not o-o

Naruto: well this is awkward…

Sasuke: I thi---

Dora: Hola I'm Dora ^^

Naruto/Sasuke: *jump away* holy hell

Sasuke: who the hell are you

Dora: …Hola I'm Dora

Naruto: what the hell is she saying

Sasuke: IDK

Naruto: it's scary

Dora: ^^#

Boots: Dora, Dora who's that

Sasuke: *jumps away* holy crap talking anima;

Naruto: …Sasuke animals talk in our world too …

Sasuke: …oh yeah that's right

Dora: Este es mi amigo Boots ^-^

Sasuke: …what the hell is she saying

Naruto: who cares, we need to get back to our world

Dora: are you ready to go on an adventure

Naruto: *sighs* sure

Sasuke: dobe

Naruto: teme we might find a way home

Sasuke: …*sigh* fine

Dora: muy bien, now who do we call when we have to go somewhere…that's right the map

Naruto: *looks around* who the hell is she talking to

Dora: now let's call up mi amigo the map

Sasuke: or we can mapquest…

Dora: ^-^# …*demonic voice* I SAID lets CALL THE MAP

Sasuke/Naruto: *back away* O_O s-sure

The map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the m---

Sasuke: holy shit *sets the map on fire* o-o

The map: *screaming in pain*

Naruto/Boots: o-o…

Ten minutes later

The map: *limps on screen* the bridge, the river, and magic portal, there that's where you go *leaves*

Dora: muy bien, come on vaminos everybody lets go *starts dancing down the road*

Boots: come on let's get to it, I know that we can do it *dances as well*

Naruto/Sasuke: … -.- *follow*

Dora: where are we going *claps*

Boots: to Ramen City

Naruto: holy shit really OwO

Dora: ….no we're not ^^

40 minutes, one song, and a therapy session later

Dora: where's the bridge…do you see the bridge

Naruto: seriously who is she talking to *looks around*

Sasuke: it's over there *points behind her*

Dora: where ?-?

Sasuke: o-o I just said behind you…did you even look

Boots: yeah there's the bridge *points to it*

Sasuke: I…I just…no forget it *starts walking* damn idiots

After crossing said bridge

Boots: where do we go next Dora

Dora: bridge…river…magi portal, we crossed the bridge so next comes

Naruto: the river…

Dora: the river ^^ right

Naruto: ha teme :p I'm so smart

Sasuke: …*starts walking*

Dora: do you see the river

Sasuke: its right there…right next to us O-O

Dora: really…where

Sasuke: OMG right there, this is ridiculous

Boots: yeah there's the river

Sasuke: *twitches* …

Naruto: S-Sasuke ?_?

1 hour and a therapy session later

Naruto: don't know why I had to carry them o_o *carrying a tied up Boots and Dora*

Dora/Boots: OxO…

Sasuke: you're the one who didn't want to leave them drowning in the river

Naruto: yeah I didn't want to hear Kiba's mouth about animal abuse

Sasuke: hmmm we crossed the bridge and the river…next is the portal

Naruto: do you see the portal

Sasuke: …O_O omg we're talking like them…

Naruto: where's the river…really where

Sasuke: *slaps him* no dobe don't let them lure you in, remember ninja's. ramen, Japanese

Naruto: …m-muy Bien

Sasuke: NOOOOO dobe snap out of it O-o

Dora: that's right Naruto join us muhahahahaha ^o^

Boots: muy, muy bien

Sasuke: how'd they get out…

Naruto: *walks towards them* the map o-o the map

Sasuke: never *tackles him* dobe its Sasuke remember me come on v-v

Naruto: …mi amigo… ^u^

Sasuke: no baka, you're rival, teme-koi come on you know me damn it

Naruto: …amigo

Sasuke: *tears up* kuso, Naruto I never said it…but damn it I love you, so please return to being my dobe-koi *kisses him*

Naruto: *blinks and tears up* S-Sasuke…teme…is that you

Sasuke: ^^ yeah its teme, now lets get the hell out of here *picks him up and runs to the portal*

Dora: noooOOOOOO

After the awesome mystical portal jump

Sasuke: *sits up* oh my head…where are we *looks around* forest…are we back in Konoha

Sakura: Hola I'm Sakura...do you want to go on an adventure

Sasuke: …no, no….no not again *grabs Naruto and runs away screaming*

Sakura: all I said was hi….

Thus ends Sasuke's Day special 5: A day with Dora, in the end Sasuke confesses to Naruto and wins a kiss, will they ever recover from this Spanish induced trip…lol nah probably not ^^

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TLP: woot so glad to finish this

Sasuke: how dare you make me cry do you know what that does to my eyeliner

TLP: …umm no and I don't care…Jesus be happy you got to kiss Naruto

Sasuke/Naruto: *blush and look away*

TLP: … oh my god

Light: you call

TLP: stop doing that >> Jesus

Jesus: you rang

TLP: O_O#####

Itachi/Dedara: Read and Review if you want more yaoi :P

TLP: don't advertise that O_O idiots

Iruka/Kakashi: want more yaoi then click that review button

TLP: stop it my lord I'm gonna put you all in a box

Sasuke: hey toss in some handcuffs and whip cream ^^

TLP: *twitches* omg … *runs off*

Sasori: …seriously just read and review

Deidara: UN bye