Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Show Me Yours ❯ Three Drinks, I'm Yours ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

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Three drinks, I'm yours.

"He wants you in the pants, obviously."

Sasuke's words played in Naruto's head, over and over, like a broken record. Now Naruto was entirely sure that Sai actually...wanted him. Not that Naruto hadn't ever considered Sai before, but he just hadn't ever expected things to go down like this. He'd never expected to be sitting beside Sai, naked, and sporting an almost painful hard on. Damn.

Leisurely, Naruto stood up from the hot water, which in turn exposed his entire lower half. Sai's eyes slowly roamed over Naruto's body and the blonde started getting goose bumps- he didn't know whether it had been because of Sai's stare or because of the cool air that'd all but assaulted him.

Naruto watched Sai stand from the water as well and come towards him. The boy quickly grabbed a hold of Naruto's cock while pressing their chests together. Sai worked his hands around Naruto's member, pumping him slowly. The blonde let his head fall back, allowing himself to enjoy the feeling of Sai's warm, wet hands stroking him.

Sai kissed Naruto's neck and chuckled. "Still think you're bigger than Sasuke, eh?" he questioned in a whisper of a voice. Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Shut the fuck up, Sai." He ground out. The dark haired boy shrugged his shoulders.

"Alright."

And before Naruto even had the time to react, Sai had pushed him backward, causing him to sit on the edge of the spring. Naruto opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out- Sai was deepthroating his dick and Naruto was rendered speechless. All he could do was grip the back of Sai's hair and try not to make any noise. The women's onsen was right next door, so if he made any sort of noise, they'd be able to hear it.

With the way Sai was using his tongue, Naruto was sure that he was very experienced. Every move the boy made sent shivers of electricity up and down Naruto's spine. Even Sasuke wasn't this good at it.

"...fuck..." the blonde moaned, closing his eyes and placing a hand on the base of Sai's neck.

The other boy licked the tip of Naruto's cock and chuckled darkly. "I guess you're not so small after all."

Naruto walked out of the hot spring, holding his towel around his waist and sporting a satisfied smirk on his face. "Note to self: Sai gives a good blowjob." He thought to himself as he headed toward the Inn.

Tonight was the night that Naruto had finally proven to Sai that he was hung, ridiculously hung. He would never have to hear another joke about his penis, ever again.

While taking his sweet time, Naruto made his way back up to his and Sakura's room. Since he'd already bathed at the baths, he was going to put on some clothes and go check out what types of food they had at this Inn. Naruto wondered if Sakura had gone back up to the room yet. Huh, maybe he'd catch her changing clothes, or better yet, naked.

But, sadly, when Naruto returned to their room, Sakura wasn't naked. In fact, she was fully clothed, dressed in a red yukata and white sandals. Naruto was going to whistle at her but...he remembered what'd happened last time and refrained from making the same mistake twice.

"Where are you going, Sakura-chan?" he asked her as he stepped into the room and closed the door.

"I'm going down to the bar for a drink." She told him while she pinned up her hair, which was still relatively damp. "Wanna come?" she asked.

Naruto's eyes brightened. "Are you asking me out on a date, Sakura-chaaaan?" he sang. The pinkette sucked her teeth and rolled her eyes.

"Yeah right, Naruto." she shook her head. "Look, are you coming or what?" she glanced at his current attire. "And please put something on...towels don't leave much to the imagination, and you're definitely not wearing that downstairs."

The blonde boy waved his hand dismissively. "Yeah, yeah, public indecency, I got it." He grabbed his bag and opened it, pulling out a bright orange yukata, one that Sakura had personally purchased for him herself. For Sakura's sake, he took his bag and went into the bathroom to change into his yukata. He put on a pair of brown sandals and when he walked out of the bathroom, Sakura was already at the door, motioning for him to hurry up.

"What're you, an alcoholic? Why the rush?" he questioned. "And you know, if you get drunk, I may just get the urge to take advantage of you." He joked.

Sakura turned to him, glaring icily. "I would never be so drunk as to let you take advantage of me." She growled. "That would be about as likely as Sai giving up on his obsession with your junk."

...well then it was fucking-likely.

The two of them entered the bar. Thankfully, this bar didn't reek of cigarettes and cheap booze as the ones in the leaf village did. The men here didn't ogle Sakura when she walked in, nor did any of them attempt to pinch her ass. The men in the leaf village who'd attempted that were now missing several fingers from each hand.

Naruto and Sakura sat down on the barstools in front of the bar. "What'll it be tonight?" the female bartender asked the two of them.

"Just a beer." Naruto answered quickly.

"A martini would be great, thanks." Sakura told the bartender. The woman nodded and told them that she'd have their drinks in a few moments. Sakura turned to Naruto and started talking. "So, how'd you like the hot springs?" she asked him.

Naruto honestly couldn't remember anything about the so-called amazing hot springs. All he could remember was the feeling of Sai's moist tongue teasing and wrapping around the head of his throbbing- "Great. They were great."

"Yeah," Sakura agreed. "It just feels like all the tension in my body just melted away."

The blonde nodded, stifling a groan. "Tell me about it."

After a few minutes, both of their drinks came. Naruto popped the cap on his beer and took a sip while Sakura immediately downed her martini. The glass was empty in a matter of seconds. Naruto stared at his teammate in awe. "Wow, Sakura, way to take it to the head." He said. The girl shrugged her shoulders and ate the green olive on the toothpick.

"...I was thirsty."

She ordered another martini. Yeah, thirsty, right.

"You know," Sakura began, while sipping at her drink. "I wonder why Kakashi-sensei didn't come with us. He helped on the mission too."

Naruto took a sip of his beer while shrugging. "Dunno. Granny Tsunade probably has him on some super-secret mission or something." He told Sakura. The girl glanced over at Naruto and shook her head.

"Tsunade-shishou hates it when you call her that." She noted. Naruto nodded and smiled.

"I know- that's why I keep doing it."

Sakura killed her second martini and ordered another. She was an animal. After her third drink, Naruto was beginning to worry about her. Sakura wasn't the best at holding her liquor, no matter how much she wished she was.

She had three glasses and three toothpicks sitting in front of her, and when the bartender brought Sakura a fourth drink, Naruto considered cutting her off. He had only been on his second beer, so how had Sakura, a lightweight, drunk more than him already? Fifteen minutes later, she was swaying from side to side- her equilibrium was all messed up.

"You know what -hiccup- Naruto? F-Fuck Sasuke! He's a fucking asshole aaaaaanyway!" she slurred, swinging her drink around, spilling alcohol everywhere. "I-I don't even like him anymore! I stopped loving him -hiccup- ages ago!" she drank down the rest of her drink, and the bartender already had another one prepared.

"It's okay Sakura-chan." Naruto shrugged. "He's gay anyway."

"I fucking knew it." She spat. "And you!" she pointed a wobbly finger towards him. "You're gay! He's gay! Sai's gay! -hiccup- the three of you should have a giant-fucking orgy!" she exclaimed. Naruto was thankful that the bar was basically empty. There were two other people in the bar, but they were too deep in conversation or too drunk to pay attention to Sakura. "Who else is gay? What else have you bastards been k-keeping from me?"

"Neji's gay."

"...duh! No straight man has -hiccup- better hair than a w-woman's!" she stated. "I bet aaaaall of you frolic around the village, kissing and holding hands and shit, all while I'm not around! Assholes!" she tipped her head back drank her martini. As she tried to drink the last drops, she tipped back too far and fell clean out of her chair, hitting the ground with a loud thud. "Fucking ouch!" she shouted.

Naruto grimaced, jumping off the barstool and picking her up by the elbow. "Yeah, that's enough for you tonight." He told her. Since Sakura was too drunk to do anything, Naruto paid for all of her drinks. He placed one of her arms around his neck and held her waist carefully. "Come on Sakura-chan," he half-dragged her while she half-walked. "Walk damn it!"

"I am! It's just -hiccup- the floor keeps moving!" she complained. "Floors don't supposed to do that!" she almost tripped over her own feet. Naruto groaned. Great- she was losing her motor skills and she was forgetting correct grammar. She leaned against Naruto and he was forced to shoulder all of her weight. "Tired, Naruto...really tired. Ugh...tell the stairs to be still already!"

"Be still, stairs." Okay, now Naruto felt like an idiot.

He basically carried Sakura up the stairs to their room, and once they were inside, he promptly dropped her onto her futon. "Ughhhh..." she groaned, turning over onto her side. "The walls are spinning...fucking walls." She muttered.

Naruto rolled his eyes. "They'll stop spinning soon." He mumbled. The boy watched Sakura babble on incoherently about something or other. She turned over on her back, and Naruto's eyes widened when the sash which had been holding her yukata closed unraveled. The front of the yukata slid open, exposing half her breasts. "Oh God...oh shit...fuck...fuck!" he cursed under his breath. Yeah, seeing Sakura without clothes would be great- if she wasn't piss drunk!

The blonde hurried and grabbed a blanket, covering Sakura up completely. Sakura's eyes were glassed over, darting around in her head while she chattered on about nothing of importance. Naruto shook his head and went over to his own futon. He lay down on his back, closed his eyes, and hoped that Sakura would stop talking and go to sleep. When she was drunk, her talking was annoying as hell. It was like a mosquito in your ear that you keep swatting at, but it won't shut up and leave you alone until its dead.

As Naruto was lying down on his futon, he practiced drowning out Sakura's voice. He just kept his eyes closed and immersed himself in his own thoughts.

...the only thing that brought him back was the feeling of something or someone climbing on top of him.

Naruto's eyes snapped open and he found himself face to face with a drunk, very drunk, Sakura. "Sa-Sakura chan? What are you doing?" he questioned in a harsh whisper. The intoxicated girl only giggled in a high pitch and placed her hands on Naruto's chest.

"Naruto, you want -hiccup- wanted a date, ne? Fuck the date. No...fuck me." She slurred.

"Sakura, you're drunk!" He tried to push her off, but even while she was drunk, she was still stronger than him. Naruto's strength was no match for Sakura's.

She positioned her legs at his sides and started wiggling her ass- right on top of his dick.

Naruto was going to die.

"I'm not drunk!" she argued. "I'm perfectly sober...you're drunk!" she wrapped her arms around his neck and pushed herself onto him. Naruto could feel her bare breasts against his chest, and unfortunately, it totally turned him on. "Oh shit, Oh-shit, Ohshit!" he chanted in his mind. Sure, he'd always wanted to get Sakura in bed, but not when she was drunk! He didn't want to take advantage of her!

"Oh...I just wa-want you sooooo baaaad Naruto!" she moaned.

Naruto wanted to die- right here, right now. "Please God. Kill me. Kill me now. Please-"

"-Naruto."

The door to the room eased open, and standing in the doorway was none other than Sasuke...Naruto would've kissed him if he'd been able to move. Sasuke raised a curious eyebrow. "I didn't know that you two were...-"

"-We're not. She's drunk. Get her off me." Naruto ordered.

Sasuke stood there for a few more seconds before walking over and yanking Sakura off of Naruto. When the girl saw Sasuke's face, she grinned and gave him a bone crushing hug. "Saaaasuke-kun!" she cried out happily. Sasuke grimaced and peeled the girl off cautiously, as if she were a poisonous, bloodsucking tick. Suddenly, the sharingan appeared in his eyes. He looked straight into Sakura's eyes and knocked her out in half a second.

"Thank. You. So. Fucking. Much." Naruto jumped up from his futon and began straightening his clothes.

For some reason, Sasuke wasn't looking him in the face. The Uchiha's eyes were glued on Naruto's lower half. He smirked. "So I guess you really do like her, huh?" he questioned, teasing the blonde. Naruto looked down and saw that he was sporting an extremely noticeable boner and he sighed, frustrated. Great. Now he had a freaking hard-on to deal with.

"Fuck." He mumbled to himself. The blonde watched Sasuke lay Sakura down on her own futon carefully, making sure to close her yukata as well. But then, when Sasuke's eyes landed on Naruto, that same smug smirk had returned. Naruto already knew what that look meant. Damn. How much ass was he going to get tonight?

Sasuke went closer to Naruto and grabbed him by the collar of his yukata. "Just come to my room." He told the boy in a commanding voice. Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Where's Sai?" he questioned. The last time he'd seen the boy, he'd been down in the hot spring. "Wouldn't want him to walk in."

"Down at the bar," Sasuke answered. "He'll be there for a while."

Naruto allowed Sasuke to pull him out of the room and across the hall. He already knew what to expect when he walked into the Uchiha's room...Sai had better be downstairs for a long time.

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