Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Spin the Bottle in Naruto ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Chapter One

Naruto: Hey! You guys, are we gonna play Spin the Bottle or not?!

Sasuke: Why am I here again? I don't want to play this stupid game!

*Sasuke races toward the door, but is tackled by Ino and Sakura*

Ino: Now Sasuke-kun! Where do you think your going my darling boy! You haven't kissed me yet!

*Ino gets kicked by Sakura and knocked off Sasuke*

Sakura: Get off of him Ino-pig! He'll enjoy kissing me way more than you!

Naruto: Don't you want to kiss me Sakura-chan? (poor hopeful, fox boy. ^^')

Sakura: NO! Only Sasuke will kiss me!!!

Naruto: Awwww…uh, Sakura-chan…LOOK OUT!

*Ino tackles Sakura and they roll around fighting*

Sasuke: Thank God…now that there busy, I can get out of here.

*Sasuke races toward the door again when the doorbell rings, he opens the door to meet a hold herd of people*

Neji: Hello, Sasuke. Naruto invited us over and we accepted his invitation…surely you'll stay for the meeting. *smirks*

Lee: Oh, no! Sakura-chan! Are you alright! *whimpers*

Sakura: I'm fine Lee-kun! Now get outta the way! *tackles Ino to the floor*

Ten-Ten: Wow, it's lively here! So Naruto what are we gonna play!

Naruto: Spin the Bottle!

Lee: Now, I can finally kiss Sakura-chan and prove my love for her! Gai-sensei will be so proud!

Hinata: Maybe I can finally k-kiss Naruto-kun…

Naruto: Did you say something Hinata-chan?

Hinata: N-nothing!

Gaara: What is Spin the Bottle Temari? It's sounds stupid…

Temari: Um…you'll find out Gaara.

Gaara: I hate surprises…and you know what I do when I get surprised Temari…I kill people.

Kankurou: Relax little bro, Spin the Bottle can be an enjoyable experience.*grins suggestively*

Gaara: ….whatever Kankurou…and don't call me little.

Temari: *sweatdrop* Don't listen to a word Kankurou says, Gaara.

Shikamaru: But, Gaara you are little. Your short!

Temari & Kankurou: Uh oh…Shikamaru your dead.

Shikamaru: What? I'm just stating fact…he's a midget for pete sake! A bloody thirsty and pissed off midget at that.

Gaara: Those are your last words. Sabakou--? * Ino crashes into him* Damnit it all, woman where did you come from!!!?

Ino: You've not won Sakura!!! We'll stop for now! And Gaara, I'm sorry. Sakura threw me across the room.

Gaara: *stares at Ino* Whatever…

Chouji: I'm hungry! Naruto do you have any food around?

Naruto: In the fridge…and don't drink the milk…it expired a month ago.

Sasuke: Ugh, Naruto can't you even take care of yourself?

Naruto: Shut up Sasuke-bastard! Alright are we gonna start playing or argue all night!!!?

Kiba: Shut up Naruto! You just blasted my damn ear off!

Shino: Yes…could you quiet down Naruto?

Naruto: Fine. Can we just start playing the damn game already!?

*Everyone sits down in a circle with a bottle in the middle*

Naruto: Alright! Who wants to spin it first!!!

Sasuke: You could just spin it and whoever it lands on could spin it, dobe.

Naruto: Grrr…fine! *spins bottle and it lands on…* GAARA!? O.o'

Gaara: …Me? Hn, fine give me the damn bottle.

*Gaara spins the bottle and it lands on… *

Gaara: Sakura…it landed on you…

Sakura: What!!!? But, I don't…I can't…what about Sasuke???

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sasuke: *twitch* Just get it over with woman!

Ino: HAHAHAH! Too bad Sakura! Now give Gaara-kun a good one!

Gaara: …What are we supposed to do?

Lee: NOOOOOOOOO! He gets to do it, and he doesn't even know what to do in t the first place!!! Why is fate so cruel to me!!!

Neji: Because fate can be a bitch…

Hinata: Neji-nii-san! Watch your language!

Neji: Hn, what? It's true.

Temari: Uh, Gaara. You gotta kiss Sakura. *braces for the yelling*

Gaara: I fucking have to do what!!!?

Kankurou: Um, latch your lips on her? Stick your tongue in her mouth, and all that… *snickers*

Sakura: Noooo…I'm sorry Gaara, but you have to do it. But, get it over quickly!

Gaara: …I'll kill you after this is over Naruto.

Naruto: Huh, I feel worse than you do! At least you get to kiss her!

*Gaara hesitates and then leans forward and gives Sakura a quick peck before pulling away.*

Kankurou: You call that a kiss!!!? *grabs Gaara and Sakura by the head and shoves them together.*

Lee: Aya…how could this happen.

Kiba: Oh, shut up Lee, you still have hope.

*Lee sniffles and then laughs stupidly*

Lee: You are right Kiba! I still have a chance!

Gaara: Kankurou! I will kill you! *sand chases Kankurou around the room*

Kankurou: Oh God, Gaara have mercy!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Shikamaru: Dear God, this is so troublesome.

Temari: Gaara, calm down!!!

Ten-Ten: Oh, boy…

Sakura: You know…Gaara's not a half bad kisser at all.