Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Spin the Bottle in Naruto ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )

Sasuke: Whatever, Ten-Ten…just spin the damn bottle so I can get out of here! NOW!

 

Ino: You aren't getting out of here until you kiss me, Sasuke-kun!!!

 

Sasuke: God, just kill me now…

 

Sakura: *wakes up* Ugh…Ino I'm going to kiss Sasuke-kun! *tackles Ino*

 

Lee: *wakes up* My beautiful Sakura is in trouble…must help. *topples over and lands on Neji, who shoves him back onto the floor* Oof!

 

Neji: Don't touch me…you might have Gai cooties…

 

Lee: Don't make fun of Gai-sensei!!!

 

Ten-Ten: *Ignoring Neji and Lee* All right! I'm spinning the bottle!

 

*Everyone sits down quietly except Naruto and Hinata who are still making out full force on the floor nearby and Ten-Ten spins it…it lands on…*

 

Ten-Ten: …Chouji!!! Nooooooo! I wanna kiss Neji!!!

 

Neji: Hn…too bad…pucker up for Chouji.

 

Chouji: Ewwww…I don't wanna! *shoves chips in mouth*

 

Gaara: Just get it over with…before I kill the both of you…

 

Shikamaru: Yeah, just do it…women are so troublesome…

 

Temari: Shut up Shikamaru! Go on then Ten-Ten

 

Ten-Ten: Grrr…fine! Lets do this Chouji…then I can go puke…damn, your gonna taste lie potato chips…grr…hmph!

 

*Chouji and Ten-Ten kiss but Naruto who has managed to detach himself from Hinata, shoves them together causing them to get more than they bargained for*

 

Naruto: Now that's a kiss! *pulls out a camera and takes a picture* HAHAHAH!

 

Ten-Ten: All right Naruto! Give me that picture or the ramen gets it!!! *pulls out ramen packet and holds a kunai too it*

 

Naruto: Noooooooooo! Don't hurt my ramen!!! Take the stupid picture!!! *Throws camera to Ten-Ten and grabs ramen packet*

 

Ino: Sorry Chouji, but I'm spinning it next!

 

Kiba: What about me!? Jeez, did you forget I haven't got to spin it yet!? *grabs bottle from Ino*

 

Ino: NO way, dog boy!!! *grabs bottle away from Kiba*

 

*Ino spins the bottle…it lands on…*

 

Ino: It landed on…Shino?!

 

Shino: …One question…is this required?

 

Kankurou: I'm afraid it is, dude.

 

Kiba: Now Shino, you can't kiss a gal correctly if you don't remove your coat…and your sunglasses. *Tries to take off Shino's glasses* (Note the word `tries' ^^')

 

Shino: Touch my glasses and my bugs will eat your innards…

 

Kiba: *Gulp* Uh, okay…keep the glasses on then. *Moves away from Shino quickly*

 

Shino:…*Shoves glasses further up nose*

 

Ino: *Sigh* Lets do this Shino…

 

Shino: Right…

 

*Ino pulls down his coat her eyes squeezed shut and kisses Shino*

 

~7 minutes later…~

 

Kankurou: Hello you two!!! This isn't seven minutes in heaven!!!

 

Ino: Eh, oh! We were kissing that long! Um, sorry!

 

Shino: *Coughs and says to Ino* We can finish later…

 

Ino: *Winks and whispers* Right…

 

Temari: Alright, I'm spinning the bottle!!!*grabs bottle from Ino*

 

*Temari spins the bottle…it lands on…*

 

Temari: ………..SHIKAMARU!!!!?

 

Shikamaru: M-me!!? Why?!!! Dear God why!!!? I don't want to kiss that sand woman…*Whispers* Or do I?

 

Temari: What did you say Shikamaru?! *Glares at Shika suspiciously*

 

Shikamaru: N-nothing! Lets just get it over with…

 

Gaara: …Temari…don't hurt the lazy Leaf nin…he's delicate…

 

Kankurou: Hahahah! That's great! Delicate leaf nin…heh.

 

Shikamaru: Grrr…I'll get you later Gaara!

 

Gaara…Hn. *smirks evilly*

 

*Temari leans forward to kiss Shikamaru, but he grabs Temari and they fall to the floor lips latched together*

 

Hinata: Uh, is that what me and Naruto looked like… *Blush*

 

Neji: Actually, Hinata that's pretty similar…only Naruto wasn't groping you…

 

Kankurou: *Bored* Okay Temari is busy so who's gonna spin it now?

 

Kiba: Give me that damn bottle I've waited way too long!!!