Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck in Konoha ❯ Sleepover At Sasuke's House (more like MANSION) ( Chapter 8 )

Chapter eight:

Toasty: hi peoples! I have decided putting people in fanfic would be kinda… messed. And the fanfic would turn all humor and that wouldn't do would it? So therefore, my friends and other people will not go into the fanfic…

Chiko: what? Awww why??

Toasty: I just said.

Miyu: I didn't hear you!

Naruto: I like cheese!

Toasty: I also noticed that gaara, neji, hinata, and some other people have not been mentioned…

Naruto: cause the DIED!

Toasty: no they didn't!

Sasuke: yeah. The authoress is just too lazy to mention them…

Toasty: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Sasuke: you're too l-*toasty points a bazooka at sasuke's head* uh… lovely and um…UN-lazy! Yeah! Ehehe… *inches away from bazooka and toasty*

Chiko: hahahahaha!! Toasty is funnyyyy…

Sasuke: that's not fun-*toasty points bazooka at sasuke's head again* er I mean yeah! Haha. Ha.

Toasty: ^^ review people! If you review you get to see sasuke in a daffy duck suit singing the pink panther theme!!

Sasuke: WHAT?! I AM NOT GOING TO DRESS UP IN A DAFFY DUCK SUIT AND SING THE PINK PANTH-*once again, the bazooka comes* er… um… yeah! Uh… review!

Toasty: wahahahaha! Go random objects appearing for no reason!

Sasuke: T_T help me…

Naruto: AHAHAHA! SASUKE IN A DAFFY DUCK SUIT!! AHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

Sasuke: shut up! Its HER fault! *points to toasty*

Toasty: MWAHAHAHA!

Miyu: ON WITH THE DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any Naruto characters at all, so don't sue me. The only characters I own are Chiko and Miyu (oh and Mewmew the cat). So you cant sue me for that either. And besides, I have no money anyways. Wahahahahaha!!

Just to let you know,

[word] = thinking

Name: word = talking

*word* = action or sound

(word) = authoress' note or an explanation

end of legend thingy

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so after the exam… they all continued with their own things… Chiko and Miyu were STILL staying at sasuke's house (or mansion) since they still had just about no money. But with sakura dead and all, things were changed. And then… HE arrived.

Naruto: who are YOU!?

Miyu: hey isn't that…

Chiko: gaara…

Naruto: Whato?

Gaara: GAARA OF THE SAND.

Sasuke: sand?

Chiko: um yeah nice to meet you gaara we'll just be going now! ehehehe! *drags sasuke, Naruto, and Miyu away*

WOOWOOWOOWOO! SCENE CHANGE!

Later on at the ichiraku ramen shop… or stall.

Naruto: hey what was that for?!

Miyu: shhh! He could have killed you!!

Naruto: what?!

Chiko: Miyu's right. that guy is dangerous.

Gaara: who's dangerous?

Naruto: AAAA! WHEN DID YOU APPEAR?!

Gaara: I was here 5 minutes ago.

Naruto: AAAA DON'T KILL ME!

Gaara: O_o

Naruto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Gaara: STOP SCREAMING!

Miyu: hypocrite!

Gaara: SHUT UP! *sand rises behind him defensively*

Chiko: I think we better go. AGAIN. *drags Naruto and Miyu out*

Naruto: nooo what about my ramen!?

WOOWOOWOOWOO! SCENE CHANGE!

They were now walking along the road, to sasuke's house (or mansion.)…

Neji: BOO! DID I SCARE YOU?!

Chiko: HOLY CRUDMUFFINS!

Miyu: crudmuffins?

Naruto: ewww crudmuffins!

Neji: O_o weirdos

Chiko: hey! You're the weirdo! You came up and said "BOO! DID I SCARE YOU?!" and then I got freaked and yelled holy crudmuffins.

Neji: um…HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION! *points to random direction and runs off… toward them*

Neji bumped into Miyu.

Neji: owww.

Naruto: WHERE THE DISTRACTION?!

Chiko: um I think we'll just be going now…

Naruto: can I come with you I'm scared that the evil crudmuffins will come eat me.

Miyu: hey yeah it could be like a sleepover!!

Neji: *squeals* SLEEPOVER?! I WANNA COME OMIGOSH!! *starts giggling like a girl*

Chiko: that was… disturbing…

Miyu: YAY SLEEPOVER!

WOOWOOWOOWOO! SCENE CHANGE!

Sasuke: WHAT?! YOU INVITED THEM!? *points to the crowd at his door*

Chiko: not me, HER! *points to miyu*

Outside, neji, lee, hinata, shikamaru, shino, ino, chouji, kiba, tenten, and…what's this? GAARA? Well anyways… they were standing inside.

Sasuke: NO! I'M NOT LETTING THEM IN!

But unfortunately for poor sasuke, they all charged and ran inside the house (I mean mansion). They were all having fun… doing stuff, when gaara turned on the tv.

Gaara: YAY IT'S THE PINK PANTHER!

All but gaara and sasuke: O_o

Sasuke: OMIGOSH I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STILL HAD THIS ON! I LOVE THE PINK PANTHER!

All but gaara and sasuke: O_O WTF?!

And then gaara and sasuke started humming the pink panther theme.

Sasuke and gaara: dodoo. dodoo. Dodoo dodoo dodoo. Dodoo DOODOOOOOO!!

Naruto: the…pink…panther? AHAHAHAHA SASUKE LIKES THE PINK PANTHER?!

Sasuke, still not aware that everyone was staring at him with their jaws dropped, continued to watch the pink panther with gaara.

Miyu: that was…odd.

Chiko: and messed.

Naruto was now rolling on the floor laughing his face off because sasuke watched the pink panther.

Ino: weirdness…hey where's shikamaru?

Suddenly, from upstairs something was heard…and shikamaru ran downstairs.

Shikamaru: THE BUNNIES! THE BUNNNNIIIIIESSS!!

Chouji: what bunnies?

And then, right on cue, the bunnies came. They came in twos threes fours fives, heck they came in thousands! They ran down the stair case, and sasuke froze. He had forgotten to close the closet door. Now the bunnies were going to get him. Oh yes. They were going to get him good.

Bunnies: MEEP!

Sasuke: AHHH THE BUNNIES!

Sasuke ran, ran upstairs, ran downstairs, he ran all over the house, but the bunnies were always 1 step ahead of him. Eventually. He gave up. And the bunnies crowded around him.

Shino: what's this? Bunnies?

Sasuke had no choice but to tell him about where the bunnies came from.

-flashback-

it 5 years ago, sasuke was walking along, when he saw a pet shop. And there, he saw the cutest, most adorable little bunny inside, and bought it. He came home and showed itachi and his parents the bunny (no they're not dead yet, and no itachi is not crazy yet.) they thought it was adorable. However, that bunny was pregnant and had 4 little baby bunnies. after, it became 20 bunnies. soon after, it became 1000 bunnies. and sasuke had to keep them in HIS room. There were bunnies everywhere. On the bed. On the ceiling (WTF?). on his head. In the toilet (eww). Everywhere. So he decided to stuff them in his closet and say that they all ran away. However, every day at midnight he would sneak down, grab some lettuce, or cucumbers, or carrots sometimes. And stuff them in his closet. Of course, when itachi was looking for something, he opened the closet, and WHOOSH! Out came the bunnies, and there was a stampede. Soon after, the bunnies swarmed itachi again. After many bunny stampedes itachi went crazy and tried to kill everybody. So technically… it was sasuke's fault in the first place that all his relatives died.

-end of flashback-

Chiko: that's why itachi killed your parents?

Sasuke: *flicks a bunny off his head* (FLICKS?!) yeah.

Shino: aw that's so cute that's just like me and my bugs!

Sasuke: no its not and if you say that again I will kill you

All the bunnies meeped in agreement.

Neji, who was in the washroom at that time, came out.

Neji: WHAT THE HECK?! BUNNIES?!

Hinata: oh no!

Naruto: what is it!?

Neji: AHHHH!!

Hinata: neji has…BUNNYPHOBIA!

Neji, who was now having a seizure, was rolling around while gaara was now watching roadrunner.

Neji: THE BUNNIES! THE BUNNIES! THE BUNNIES!

Hinata: O_o

Some bunnies gathered around gaara and started watching road runner too.

Gaara: MEEP MEEP!

Bunnies: meep!

Sasuke: :O ROADRUNNER!

Sasuke ran over to the tv and started watching it too.

Naruto: sasuke watches roadrunner too!?

Lee, who was now trying to get all the girls to go on a date with him (and failing), was now surrounded by bunnies as well.

Lee: *sniffle* you guys are the best friends I ever had!

Tenten: aww look at the cute little bunnies!

Shikamaru: hehe its fun to poke them. *poke*

Ino: aww shikamaru don't be so mean!!

Shikamaru: *poke poke poke poke*

Bunny: *vein pop* *CHOMP*

Shikamaru: AHH MY FINGER!

Lee: HAHAHA!

Naruto: HAW HAW HAW LOOSUCKA (loosucka - loser + sucker = loosucka)!!

Shikamaru: SHUT UP! *throws bunnies at naruto*

Naruto: BUNNY FIGHT!

Shikamaru and naruto were throwing bunnies around while sasuke and gaara were still watching tv. Tenten and lee were trying desperately to save their bunny friends, neji was having a seizure while hinata was trying to calm him down (they're not enemies in my story. Mwahaha *toasters come flying at toasty* hey that's mean!), kiba was in the washroom, ino was still trying to get sasuke to go on a date with her, chouji was secretly looting the refrigerator, and shino, Chiko, and Miyu were just staring at all the chaos and mayhem.

Chiko: should we stop?

Miyu: no!

Shino: I'm going to go get some popcorn and watch the show.

Miyu: hey yeah! I want some too!

Chiko: me too!

Then, the roadrunner show ended.

Gaara: awwww!!

Sasuke: awwwwwwwwwwwwww…

Bunnies: meeeeep…

But then the ending song started playing and sasuke and gaara were singing along.

Sasuke and gaara: roadrunnerrrrrrrrrrrr! The coyote's after youuu!! Roadrunnerrrrrrrrr! If he catches you your throuuuuuuuuuuugh!

Chiko: ok this is starting to get scary *looks up at authoress' box*

In the authoress' box

Toasty: what? Its funny!

Chiko: you have bad humor. Seriously.

Toasty: SHUSH YOU! Or else I will make it a living hell for you!!

Chiko: its already one. I don't see how you can make it worse.

Toasty: I can make it worse! Just watch me!

Out of the box

WOOWOOWOOWOO! SCENE CHANGE! Well actually it's a time change…but who cares anyways.

It was now something like 2 am.

Chiko: I still don't see-

Naruto: hey everybody! Lets play truth or dare!

Everyone stopped what they were doing, and turned to Naruto (except Naruto, duh).

Chiko: *looks up at "the box" (my box)* damn you and your authoress powers.

Toasty: that's 1337 4U7H0R P0W4Z to you.

Chiko: O_o

Naruto: well?

Everyone said yes. Even neji, who was now not having a seizure for some reason…

Naruto: ok! Who wants to go first?!

Shino: oooh me me me!

Naruto: ok ok!

Shino: ok…chouji! Truth or dare?

Chouji: [who me?] umm…truth!

Shino: do you REALLY wear underwear on your head? If you do, is there crap in it?

Everyone looked at chouji, who indeed, did have an underwear shaped thing on his head.

Chouji: uhh…well…yeah. But there's no crap in it! There's DOG crap in it!

Everyone stared at chouji and then backed away from him.

Naruto: ok… that's just…MESSED.

Miyu: my turn my turn! [mwahaha now I can play some more pranks on Chiko] Chiko! Truth or dare!

Chiko: [oh shit. Whatever I do she's going to make me do something embarrassing] dare.

Miyu: [MWAHAHAHA! CHIKO! YOU SHALL SUFFER!] I dare you…to…hm…[ah crap what should I do…] can I get back to you on that?

Everyone sweatdropped.

Naruto: right… Chiko you can do that later. Right now, I wanna go!

Naruto: [hehe, perfect time to get revenge on sasuke] sasuke! Truth or dare!

Sasuke: [crap. Naruto will surely make me do something stupid…and peverted.] dare.

Naruto: I dare you to kiss shikamaru!

Shikamaru: WHAT?! NOOO!

Sasuke: that's GAY!

Naruto: LIKE YOU! SASUKE-CHAN!

Ino: DON'T TALK TO SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT! *punches Naruto in the head*

Naruto: okay okay! Um… fine lemme think of a new one… oh! I dare you to hug thickbrows and say I love you to him! That's not really gay but it sort of is… so you have to! Everyone snickered at the thought of this, except sasuke, who went up to lee, hugged him and said I love you.

Lee: REALLY? WANNA BE MY FRIEND?!

Sasuke: NO.

Lee: *hangs head in despair* aw…

Neji: I believe its my turn.

Naruto: fine fine go ahead.

Neji: tenten! Truth or dare!

Tenten: [what? Neji's asking me? Wonder what he's thinking] truth!

Neji: [eeeeecellent. Mwahahahahaaa!!] who do you think is hottest among all the people here.

Tenten: O_O *gulp* [OH NO! WHAT WILL I DO!?] can I pass?

Neji: if you pass you have to hump the floor.

Tenten: WHAT?!

Neji: hump or say it!

Naruto: HAHAHA HUMP THE FLOOR!

Tenten: can I just whisper it to you?!

Neji: nope. Mwahahahaha.

Tenten: …*blushes* you.

Lee: ME?! YOU THINK IM HOT?! *does the happy dance*

Tenten: NO NOT YOU! BAKA! I MEANT NEJI!

Neji: O_O WHAT?!

Tenten: its your fault you asked me.

Everyone gasped at this. Tenten likes NEJI!?

Ino: okay okay! My turn now!

Naruto: fine then.

Ino: [hmm, time to find out if shikamaru actually likes me] shikamaru! Truth or dare!

Shikamaru: [how troublesome. I wonder what ino wants] dare.

Ino: [aww. Now what!? Oh I know!] I'm pretty sure your crush is among this group. If not, I dare you to kiss the person you like most in this group!

Shikamaru: *gapes* what?! Me!?

Ino: its not gay like what Naruto said, because it must be a girl. [unless hes gay!]

Shikamaru: …how troublesome…

Ino: DO IT!

Shikamaru: fine fine…

Shikamaru went up to…ino. And smooched her. On the cheek.

Ino: *gasps* you like… me? *blushes*

Shikamaru: yeah…

Everyone else: awww.

Gaara: MY TURN!

Everyone but gaara: [o no. don't be me. Don't be me. Don't be me…]

Naruto: *gulps* go ahead…

Gaara: [hmm. What shall I do. I could dare someone to suicide. or I could reveal someones secrets. Yesss.. mwaahahahahah…] MIYU TRUTH OR DARE?!

Miyu: [NOOO! Please don't be something involving death…] truth!

Gaara: hmmm…tell me, who do you like most among this group.

Miyu: [aw shit.] um…like? As in…have a crush on?

Gaara: yeah.

Miyu: I don't have a crush.

Gaara: …shes not lying… the sand always knows… fine. Then who do you hate LEAST.

Miyu: [still as bad] um…I'm not really sure…[sasuke obviously…but…what…why is he smiling at me like that?! its…kinda scary…but I can sense his warmth…wait…WARMTH!? This can only mean one thing! HE HAS A FEVER! Wait no, he likes me! Holy shit! Gaara likes me!?] O_O

Gaara: what!? Don't stare at me like that!

Miyu: [o no… what should I do… I really don't like him… should I say sasuke?] umm can I get back to you on that??

Gaara: no.

Miyu: *gulp* [o no… I'm doomed] uhhh

Gaara: [I hope she picks meeeeeeeeee…] …

Miyu: no…one?

Gaara: [NOOO] what!? You have to pick SOMEONE.

Miyu: uhhh… MYSELF!

Gaara: O_O;; I meant someone not yourself.

Naruto: JUST HURRY UP AND SAY IT! TENTEN SAID IT!

Tenten: stupid evil hump the floor thing…

Neji: mwahahaha

Gaara: hey yeah! IF YOU DON'T SAY IT I'LL MAKE YOU HUMP THE FLOOR! WITH SOUND EFFECTS!

Miyu: WHAT?!

Gaara: mwahahahaha!!

Miyu: ummmmmmmmmmmm… who do I not hate… hmm… well I don't really hate any of the people here.

Gaara: then who do you hate most

Miyu: INO PIG.

Ino: WHAT?! WELL FOR YOUR BIG FAT INFORMATION…blahblahblahblah

But no, everyone did not go crazy from ino's lecture, because the doorbell rang!

Doorbell: BINGBINGBINGBING!

Lee: I'LL GET IT! *gets up*

Sasuke: no you won't because whoever it is you'll scare the hell out of them. *pushes lee down and goes to get the door*

Lee: aw.

And outside the door were…

Temari and kankuro!

Temari: *blush* [omigosh it's sasuke-kun!] hi…

Kankuro: we came to get gaara.

Gaara: NOOOO!

Sasuke: O_o

Temari and kankuro came in and tried to get gaara to go, but he wouldn't so they joined the truth or dare game.

Sasuke: ok its my turn now.

Naruto: no too bad.

Sasuke: WHAT?! But you said yes to everyone else! I don't care what you say to me! Naruto truth or dare?

Naruto: nope too bad.

Sasuke: O_o is this because of our rivalry? Because if it is can you just forget it?!

Naruto: nope too bad. You're my rival. But um, dare.

Sasuke: O_O I thought… oh nevermind. Umm… I dare you to not eat ramen for a month.

Naruto: WHAT?! NO RAMEN FOR A MONTH?!

Sasuke: hey you made me hug lee! You must! Or else you have to go kiss lee and hump him. Hahahaha!!!

Naruto: which is worse, being gay or no ramen… [no ramen duh!] argh fine I won't eat ramen…for a month [but how will they know?! Hahaha I'll just eat it anyways!]

Sasuke: great. We'll all be watching you.

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Sasuke: [MWAHAHAAAA!] hehe.

Kiba: ok my turn! Hinata truth or dare?

Hinata: uhhh… t-t-truth.

Kiba: do you like me?

Hinata: w-what?

Kiba: do you like me?

Hinata: uummm… no.

Kiba: why?!

Hinata: because… y-you're ugly.

Naruto: HAHAHA! BURN!

Kiba: what?! Akamaru! Am I ugly?!

Akamaru: RUFF

Kiba: WHAT?! I'M UGLY AS A BITCH!?

Akamaru: RUFFRUFF!

Kiba: WHAAT?!?! I'M UGLY AS A BITCH THAT'S GOT NARUTO'S FACE?!

Naruto: HEY!

Hinata: *giggle*

Shino: ok ok my turn. Chiko truth or dare

Chiko: [shino is going to probably ask something weird about bugs] truth

Shino: what is your DEEPEST, DARKEST, secret?

Chiko: !! what!?

Shino: you heard me.

Chiko: *glances at Miyu, who shakes her head* I can't tell you

Shino: but you have to! If you don't you have to hump the floor! With sound effects!

Chiko: what?! Dammit…

Miyu: she really can't tell you.

Shino: and what do YOU know about it?!

Miyu: uh nothing! Cheese!

Shino: -_-;

Chiko: I didn't actually plan on telling you guys…but um, I-

Miyu: SHUT UP! DON'T SAY ANYTHING!

Chiko: um…nothing.

Shino: YOU MUST SAY IT!

Miyu: [o no! I hope Chiko doesn't really say it! She should just say she likes sasuke or something] …

Chiko: i…uhhh…like sasuke.

Shino: THAT'S NOT A DEEP DARK SECRET! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! [well actually I think just Miyu and her do.]

Chiko: TOO BAD!

Shino: TELL MEEE!!

Miyu: *glances at Chiko with a look that says "say it and die"*

Chiko: i…

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toasty: mwahahaha! I'm leaving you there!

Naruto: hey that's mean!

Sasuke: we wanna knowwwwwwwww

Lee: YEAH!

Toasty: too bad you'll just have to wait!

*shoes come flying at toasty*

toasty: AHHH!