Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck in Konoha ❯ Back to the Topic of...I rock you suck! ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter seven:

Toasty: YAY chapter seven is up! WOOTWOOTWOOT! And not only that, I GOT A REVIEW! YAY! Sasuke is NOT going into the psychotic purple wombat and rabid fangirl pit of doom!

Sasuke: YAY!

Rabid Fangirls: NOOOO!

Psychotic purple wombats: WUDOO WUDOO!

Toasty: O_o; ok well ON WITH THE DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any Naruto characters at all, so don't sue me. The only characters I own are Chiko and Miyu (oh and Mewmew the cat). So you cant sue me for that either. And besides, I have no money anyways. Wahahahahaha!!

Just to let you know,

[word] = thinking

Name: word = talking

*word* = action or sound

(word) = authoress' note or an explanation

end of legend thingy

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Kabuto: I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Naruto: do what?

Miyu: look at the manga?

Mewmew: mewmewmew? (sing the inspector gadget theme?)

Sakura: spaz out at Chiko?

Kabuto: no, open the scroll!

Chiko: but we weren't planning on opening the scroll!

Kabuto: you weren't?

Miyu: no!

Mewmew: mew, mewmewmewmew…mew! MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW! MEWMEW MEWMEWMEW! MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW MEWMEWWWW! (now…where was i…oh right! DOODOODOODOODOO! INSPECTOR GADGET! DOODOODOODOODOO DOODOOOOOO!)

Chiko: quit that Mewmew

Mewmew: mewwww! (but its funnnnn)

Sasuke: what are you doing here anyways?

Kabuto: uhh…well… I don't know.

Miyu: who are you anyways

Chiko: you know who he is!

Miyu: no I don't.

Kabuto: I'm kabuto.

Miyu: what's you're last name?

Kabuto: uhhh… I don't know.

All but kabuto: O_o;

Miyu: how can you not know!!?

Naruto: yeah! I bet even Mewmew knows her last name!

Mewmew: mew...mew. (actually…I don't.)

Sakura: what were we talking about before Miyu asked what kabuto's name was?

Chiko: we were on the topic of `I rock you suck'

Naruto: yeah. Sakura, you suck.

Sakura: WHAT?!

Naruto: whoops. I mean. No we were talking about ramen!

Mewmew: mew! Mewmew mewmewmewmew! (no! we were talking about inspector gadget!!)

Sasuke: weren't we talking about why kabuto was here…

All but Sasuke: NO!

Sasuke: O_o

Kabuto: well lets get going. The 5 day period is almost up!

So they continued along…they were just nearing the tower (or so they thought!) when some weird people came up and attacked them… but they weren't ANY people… in fact they weren't people at all. They were the PSYCHOTIC PURPLE WOMBATS!!

PPW1 (psychotic purple wombat): WAHAHAHA! WE WOMBATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Sasuke: O_O whats with the wombats!?

Toasty: -pops up- I don't know.

Sakura: TOAST! -chomp-

Toasty: AHHHHH!!! -runs away-

Chiko: O_o since when does toast have legs…

PPW2: SINCE NOW! RAWR!

The battle continued on for a while… and then the blinking yams of doom appeared!

BYoD1 (blinking yam of doom): ALL YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US (toasty: I don't even know what that means. I never got it. T_T)

PPW1: AHHH RUN!

So the BYoD's ran off and chased the PPW's…

Chiko: that was odd…

Naruto: where did the toast go…

Sakura: I want toast…

Sasuke: uhh.. can we go now? time's almost up…

Mewmew: mew! (yeah!)

So they went…to the tower that is. They all passed… let the prelims begin!!

But of course the whole chuunin exam was really boring to me, so now I'm branching off the main storyline and its going to be mainly funny stuff now!

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Sakura: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Toasty: sure I can! I'm the author! Er, authoress!

Naruto: but did anyone pass the chuunin exam?

Toasty: no you all fail because you suck.

Chiko: what?!

Miyu: that's not fair!

Sasuke: everyone failed?

Toasty: every single one. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sakura: THAT'S NOT FAIR!! *tries to punch toasty*

Toasty: *runs away*

The next moment a giant pit appeared under sakura and she fell in…

Sakura: AHH!

And guess what was inside??

Naruto: ramen?

Lee: bottle caps which I collect?

Miyu: since when did you appear?!

Lee: I don't know. Blame toasty.

Toasty: hey! That's not fair!

Sasuke: the world ISN'T fair.

Naruto: but what's inside the pit!!?

Sakura had screamed around the moment lee appeared but the pit was too big and they just heard it.

Chiko: what's inside the pit?!

Toasty: Thickbrowed Lee Fangirls!!

Naruto: THERES LEE FANGIRLS?! *gapes*

Toasty: I'm just kidding! She's in the rabid fangirl pit which I was going to throw Sasuke into.

Sasuke: *shudders*

There were a few more screams, and some random quotes from the fangirls such as "we LURVE you Sasuke!" and "DIE STUPID BITCH"

A few moments later the fangirls were gone and sakura popped up. All were staring at her.

Toasty: er… whoops? Well its her own problem for being weak and not being able to survive the rabid fangirl pit.

Naruto: *pokes sakura*

For yes indeedly doo, sakura was dead. WAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE YOU STUPID SAKURA!

Toasty: WAHAHAHAAAAA!

Lee: sakura!! T_T

Miyu: that's ok. *pats lee's back*

Chiko: haw good riddance *high fives with toasty*

Sasuke: *also starts poking sakura*

After 5 minutes everyone was poking sakura's dead body. They had a funeral, which no one attended except for lee and gai (gai was there to make lee feel better.).

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toasty: well that last part wasn't really a chapter and just a lot of sakura bashing. But yeah. She got killed off and so will not appear in the fanfic anymore! WAHAHAHA! Anyways… thanks to mark for helping me edit… and I'll have to fix all that stuff.... anyways sakura got killed, and now I'm going to put some of my friends into the comic and make them do funny stuff. WAHAHAHAHA!! *starts laughing evilly* MWAAAHAHAA *cough* HAHAHA *wheeze* HAHAHA *hack* HAHA *faints*

Chiko: um I think you should leave now.

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BYE!